the new thread
poo smells lmao
(8) oh she sad little sinner in the mirrorthe devil works hard like my liver (8)
>>200010147way ahead of you lad x
finally a non-dogshit edish
>>200010225bort
>a man got caught raping dozens of chickens to death
>>200010226give it a rest diego you heathen
>>200010194They look disgusting, what the fuck is wrong with thirdies?
love drinking and being drunk
>>200010271this nigga googling chicken arseholes
how do you rape a chicken to death
>Killing chickens to get pleasure from eating their flesh: perfectly acceptable>Killing chickens for your sexual pleasure: wrong for some reasonExplain
>>200010267sex with brown women
>>200010305I own chickens and see them when they take a shit
>>200010045heathermong is the absolute failure of a human who is behind such cancerous, hated "gimmicks" as: posting about a youtuber femcel named heather, songs from the big chair editions, monclay editions from a month or two ago, ruby granger, dr dan and other cancer patient youtubers, carly rae jepsen, katy perry, calling everything irish diaspora, bbc timmy/cuck posting, tonsil stones and other random health things, narcissistic personality disorder and many more stupid, dogshit, absolute cancer gimmicks that he thinks are funny because he is an autistic freak and has no sense of actual humour and needs routine and rituals. he genuinely believes that he is a massive positive for the general and is contributing great gimmicks, despite literally everyone wishing he would die.
>>200010317kys heathermong
>>200010264?THE ONLY THING WHICH DARKNESS CANNOT COEXIST IS THE LIGHT
>>200010307because you dick is probably half the size of the chicken and you would damage its internal organs
>>200010307aggressively hump them until they're nothing but a cloud of feathers
turned 28 on fridaytaking questions on my living situation, employment and sex life
>Eco-explorer couple are found dead after attempting to sail 2,000 miles from Canada to Azores in a wind and solar-powered yacht to 'prove you can travel without fossil fuels'
odds: a crate of fosters and a bottle of wineevens: two bottles of wine and loads of chocolatedubs: fosters, wine, and cigsnot leaving anything to chance here
>>200010322post arsewog
>>200010326good post
>>200010336let me guess, all three non-existent
>>200010344
>>200010326something very menacing about his obsession with death and the dying the bad kind of autism
>>200010307https://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/18817385.vulgar-abhorrent-man-broke-farm-sex-chickens/
>>200010326one of those gimmiques is mine and i'm not heathermong
>>200010326heathermong is genuinely the worst poster to ever come here
The weather this weekend has been literally perfect>Baking hot 30c Friday evening for post toil beer garden session>Cloudy sat morning with a little rain in air followed by a nicer afternoon in the low 20s>Cool Sunday morning for a run but brightening up to a very comfy 23cMake it law
>>200010352this was the worst possible outcomewhy did i even puot that as a possibility
>>200010326I don't think he's all there tbqh, he never has conversations or replies to posts replying to him he just samefags his freak posts completely unaware of the thread around himgives me the absolute fear
Raw is Law.
>>200010326Good post this
>>200010383was in the park on friday downing bottles of wine with a girlunfortunately she's a family friend and not a partner
>>200010354Dust bath time
the belgian poster is heathermong then?
>>200010344>solar-powered yacht to 'prove you can travel without fossil fuels'>not just using the tried and tested method of sails
>>200010344>lovers die at seayeah hilarious that
>>200010413there is also a british flag that joins in with the belgian whenever he starts postingthat is heathermong
>>200010344big oil laughing hysterically and also deleting some unrelated files
>>200010413no but the british flag who always posts with him isthe same guy who makes those bizarre AI generated images of black soldiers with massive noses
>lovers die at sea
>>200010441how on earth did you manage thatyou strapped in or something
>>200010357have a job but am basically waiting to be fired
>>200010441
>solar-powered yacht
>>200010441alright big innis
>>200010409WAHEY
heathermong could actually be AI there is no way to prove that he isn't
>>200010439>black soldiers with massive nosesI've never seen that
heathermong, we're gonna kill you nigga
>>200010344not really that funny is it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsW8YXlZQH0
been putting off my daily incel walk but it looms
>>200010441>>200010474
rubbing bio oil all over my body
>>200010491must be new here
>>200010326you forgot the suicide forumabsolutely FUCKING FREAKISH behaviour
>>200010510
>>200010441earthworm jim poo
>>200010478Right so they were worried about fossil fuels but they were content with using up all the sun’s energy on a yacht?
just remembering that lad on "Keys to the VIP" who rubbed cocoa butter all on himselfcalled himself Cocoa Butter Chris
>>200010550>>200010510is this what bradleyposting has devolved to
>>200010528I'm 190
>>200010552
the singular bradleyposter has turned evil
>>200010564its the natural evolution of bradley posting
>>200010521Alri Tim
Kevin Nash was raped in the summer of 1992.
>>200010545yeah that was deeply sinistera truly chilling individual
>no idea what bechamel sauce or whatever is
>>200010574didnt ask for your weight
>>200010564The bradleyposter has been putting in work recently
>>200010326I thought the Dr posting was Spainonce
heathermong also plays the personalities known as "rapelad" and "noncelad"
>>200010596*tears quad*
Hated secondary school meHad no outlet for my intense angst aside from shitposting on this brainrot website, no birds, and felt trapped cos I was living with my mong parentsGrim times
I'd bradley other poster's personal tragedies and someone else started spamming it about everythingmight have accidentally created sinister bradley lads I apologise
Imagine all the bacteria that swarm around SpainLad's rectal orifice, who's entire world is this poster's anus; sustaining themselves only on the residue of his shit not wiped away with his hand, titanic arsecheeks bouncing rhythmically around them as he walks
>>200010326also: suicide forum, dinosaurs, physiognomy, blocked arteries, asian earwax, colon cancer, charlie veitch, online safety bill
>>200010646What's your current situation
>klarc
>>200010666Two of those are me and I'm not heathermong
>>200010667not as bad
>>200010510Mad, she survived but with severe injuries, he shot himself 2 years later. Bunch of kids throwing rocks.
ruby granger and pop singer posters (yes multiple) are not heathermong btwt. knower
>Any content distributed via the Xbox 360 Store will no longer be available to purchase. This includes games, trials, add-ons, avatar items, apps, gamerpics, game trailers, and videos. It also includes purchases like gamertag changes on Xbox 360, Xbox subscriptions on Xbox 360, in-game purchases, and video content via the Microsoft Movies & TV app.
>>200010666actually mental how much a single person can ruin the thread
>>200010605that was my post and i think most people don't. some french shite
the ai face replacement he does is so so so freakish
>>200010667bro thinks hes in the miliary
>consolidating every poster you don't like into one easy to hate personaGenuine mental illness.
the poster posting all the nonce innuendos every day is 100% spainmong
>most people don't. some french shite
>the miliary
>>200010692you're either heathermong trying to cast doubt, or you're someone else but also cancer. so either way, fuck off
>>200010701Cracked x360 time
>that was my post
>>200010744mental illness award
>>200010725they're getting a few wrong but he's 90% of them
>porn
>everyone is 190>everyone is spainlad >everyone is heathermong
>>200010725heathermong
>>200010701It's OVER
>>200010769the first one is correct90% of posts in /brit/ are just 190 talking to himself
over and out
>>200010404It was the best night of the year by a mile. Hit two beer gardens with a mate and supped seven pints and had a burger, got the bus home pissed and had a nice sleep, was great
Distances between Ancestry Mapper references.Each reference is the individual which is the best representative of the Human Genome Diversity Project population. The pair-wise combinations between the 51 references are plotted. The data is normalized so that 100 is given to the most similar pair. Vertical and horizontal lines separate the references into large continental groups: Africa, North-Africa/Middle East, Europe, Central South Asia, Eastern Asia and Oceania. Five large blocks of similarity are visible: 1) Africa, 2) North Africa/Middle East, Europe and Central-South Asia, 3) Eastern Asia, 4) Americas, and 5) Oceania. The biggest block is composed of North Africa/Middle East, Europe, and Central South Asia corresponding to the Indo-european continental group; within this large block the European references show the greatest similarity. The American block has the strongest similarity amongst its populations. The San and the Mbuti are the most distant to the other references.
Which Emma?
Get the ftvgirls on
>>200010795shut the hell up nigga
>>200010754hi mate. i made a better version of this brad a few days ago by using ai to remove the "the chase" text :)
>>200010788diego
>>200010787190 occasionally posts on /sp/that's it
wizard goes to the doctor and says he feels like his head is all tall and pointydoctor asks the wizard to take his hat off so he can have a lookwizard says what hat?doctor asks how old the wizard iswizard says 190doctor says he asked for the wizard's age not his heightwizard says 190 againdoctor asks for his date of birth and the wizard says 1834doctor goes like oh and writes it down and asks for his heightwizard says 190 againdoctor says he asked for height not agewizard says 190 againdoctor writes it down and says he has one more questionwizard says anythingdoctor asks the wizard why hes walking towards the camerawizard vanishesdoctor closes his blinds and pulls himself together
just seen someone with a hawk tuah sticker on their carwhy do normies find this dogshit so funny?
>>200010787Kek trueGood post fella!
>>200010814he doesn't dare use his trip here after the aisha debacle he only posts from the shadows
any jock inspired seduction specialists in?
>>200010700all the copy and pasted tattle comments. mostly about ruby granger, many about the pop singers, are the same person (heathermong)
>>200010832idiocracy innit
>>200010832normies are not sentient beings
um
>>200010832but you find nigel farage saying 'hawk tuah on that bussy' funny
The University of /brit/ faculty.Theology: DiegoPolitical Science: CommiemongEconomics: MikeyComputer Science: MihaiHistory: 2016mongMusic: VocarooladGender Studies: EmployedWomanLaw: MousenonceEast Asian Studies: SuposterTourism: SpainladIslamic Studies: PoleabooQueer Studies: Oxford BenderDrama: BradleyposterOenology: CansladChemistry: Mousey
>>200010843nope
>>200010660matedo you have tosome of us are eating
>>200010811nerd
>>200010875>Music: Vocarooladmiss him x
>>200010797for me, it's stone
>>200010797watson's arse looks so good
business idea: POT (as in marijuana) noodle with THC in it to appeal to stoner retard demogrpahic
>>200010875Screeching
>>200010875all heathermong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtaWvvuyHkI
I can't believe 190 is still here because he used his trip for 8 yearsHe's not here until I see his trip used again
>>200010885:(
>>200010923fohmyeg
>>>/sp/142902416
>>200010925he's literally in this thread right nowcontrolling the narrative
mad how some lads are wearing underwear with another man's name on them
>>200010936fuck outta here mousenonce you evil ghoul
>A motorcyclist died in a crash in Brighton yesterday
>>200010925He used to post under a South African vpn
>>200010950got Grinch boxers on rn, no cap
mousenonce hasn't been here in a weekI think his microwave exploded and killed him
>>200010950like that lad with the mo farah boxersroaring
>>200010950got my own name on mine, mum sewed it on for me so there
>>200010946He isn't hereSomeone like that doesn't just stop posting
>>200010925he posted on an australian vpn here and trolling on /sp/he was the one sharing the scraniel dox image for a year
The five groups:1. Sub-Saharan Africans2. Indo-Europeans3. Eastern Asians4. Americans5. Oceanians
>>200010981he's been posting in /cum/ instead for some reason
>>200010797
>>200010981probably went to /cum/ or /sci/
>>200010981he probably just got arrested again he'll be back soon enough
>>200010871lmfao yeh that is kinda funny actually
ah yes, /cum/
>start ordering a delivery from my local sainsburys>accidentally hit "back">go back on sainsburys again>it's reset mt basket>whatever, uber eats is shit>get my stuff back in the basket, finish, and order>okay we'll get your stuff from [a sainsbury's that fucking miles away]it was a different sainsburysnow i have to wait ages for a delivery from a place outside my fucking city because uber eats tricked me into ordering from a place in another fucking townMENTAL
Scanning the thread and seeing alot of talk of heathermongI swear only spainlard moans about heathermong. Why is he like thisWe all love heathermong
>>200010997>He isn't here>Someone like that doesn't just stop postingbit of a self contradiction there mate
>>200010985what's this?
>hawk tuah
I make my own pesto in a pestle and mortart, none of that jarred rubbish no sir.
>>200011031Lazy bastard serves you right
>>200010981do not try to work mousenonce outhe is best understood as an ephemeral entity who cannot be predicted
>pestle and mortart
>200011033fuck off
minecraft poo barm mod 1.7.10
190 is behind both heathermong and spainmongthey're different people but they're all in a discord together and 190 tells them what to post
>>200011078
1992
>>200011048didn't find the 'hawk tuah' that funny but the 'spit on that thang' sent me
>>200011048i genuinely hope you die asapgenuinelyi think i speak for most people here
>>200010923
I LOVE THE WORLD I LOVE ENGLANDNDNDND :))))) if only you lnew how beautofil fings are :D
/brit/ last night was wonderfulwe love our nighttime /brit/ don’t we folks
>>200011106>>200011094havent actually seen the hawk tuah video as i dont look at memes or do social media or have friends and my post was an artwork commenting on /brit/
>>200011031>11 min awayFUCKING HELL
>>200011117we're all waiting for you to kill yourself
This was the first pen drawing I ever didDoes anyone draw and use that procreate app on iPad? Do you like it?
>>200011076suck on
>>200011169mouthyankyou and your fucking mouth
>>200011169get that rabbit shagged
>>200011180
>>200010923.
this delivery driver is gonna think i'm a fucking weirdo ordering from 20 fucking miles awaythanks a lot uber eats
>>200011218Heathermong you need serious heelp
>>200011219Lazy runt
peculiar atmosphere in this thread
>>200011219no one fucking cares, why do you even care what some paki delivery driver thinks anyways
gf is making me watch challengers
>>200011219little brown fella will be annoyed at you using his petrol
turns out, little brown fella
can i have 30 grams of amber leaf and some extra slim filters please ta
>>200011238could've walked to the nearby sainsburys and back by nowit's round the cornerinstead some poor sod is driving through the streets for milesit's sort of worth it all though to see how annoyed you are by it
>>200011218
>>200011251spicy...*smirks*
When will the governments recognise genetic diversity in humans and strive to increase it.
>>200011203ktim but my dildo collection instead of shampoo bottles
Don't know why we need nucular missiles. Not like we ever use em. Just gathering dust innit. Spend it on NHS instead I say.
>>200011305when will you have sex
normalise invading countries to steal their wealth in order to fund the nhs
uk gladiators been memoryholed
Crofty has said the line about Max simracing when he should have been sleeping three times now
>>200011305
>>200011319Done him
dear sir/madam,8 minutes ago your website said my delivery was 5 minutes away...
>>200011319Stop having sex.
>>200011336Legend was based
>>200011337Need to drop them on mousenonces caravan
>>200011350why
>>200011349Eternally yours,rorke
>>200011305No diversity for irelandClone jedward until everyone in Ireland is JEPIC
>>200011365It's hedonism.
Cost of ending the two child benefit cap, which would literally end child poverty and child hunger in the UK: £3 billionAmount of aid the UK will give to Ukraine this year: £2.5 billion Value of the military arms and aid the UK government donated to Israel last year:£0.6 billion Now ask yourself, who is the government - red or blue - really working for?
>>200011337Verstappen is more of a whiny bitch than Hamilton was back when he was winning desuHope his race engineer gives him a good slap after the race
>>200011385what if it is done for the purpose of procreation
Anyone ever shit themselves in public for a laugh?Been considering it lately. Imagine the look on the tarqs faces in Waitrose when I curl out a big pile of sloppy poo in front of them and just walk away.
>>200011400You aren't doing that don't lie to yourself.
>>200011387> The committee said the department lost 75% of the £12bn spent on PPE to inflated prices and kit that did not meet requirements, including the £4bn worth that will not be used in the NHS and will have to be disposed of.>£9bn given to government pals for PPE we didn't needthey're all laughing at us
>>200011404Pooed the bed once never in public
>>200011428What's the point in that then?
>>200011387Money to kill orcs and sand orcs is never wasted
smoking
>>200011404average fascist 4chan chud incel be like "I love shitting myself in public to own the normies!!!!"
Sir Kid StarverSir Queer CharmerSir Poo BarmerSir Beer FarmerSir Ranjeet SharmaSir Tool Father
>>200011444Im shy
>>200011428i shat the bed once when i was an alcy but i was eating so little and drinking so much that it was very runny poo so it was like i'd pissed the bed with extra stench
im on that shit that made kier starmer
>>200011462better than leftypol doing it outside a primary school for his own sexual gratification
>>200011417not answering my question
Sir Jay Slater
>>200011387>Cost of ending the two child benefit cap, which would literally end child poverty and child hunger in the UK:don't caredon't have kids you can't afford and expect the taxpayer to raise for youit's a matter of principle not money
>>200011000Ah yes Egyptians are Indo-Europeans
>>200011457Wish that were me on the left
>>200011463>Sir Tool Father
>>200011509>>200010795
>>200011506Mandatory abortions for the poor
>>200011484That’s what got me as well had a stummy full of booze and I was very well and woke up in the middle of the night and my shorts were full of poo looked by like I sat on a chocolate cake
MAD how this was 8 years ago
>>200011506What does the state exist for, and what do we pay tax for, if not for the state to support the poor, the sick, the needy?It's a matter of you being a morally evil pencil mustache libertarian paedophile.
>>200011451Zelensky needs you in his front ranks
cronem shmeat sprayout all across emily's plump cheeks and lips
sex for procreation is the trojan horse of hedonism
Thoughts on Edward Dutton? Never heard of him before but the Spiteful Mutant theory sounds quite plausible.
>>200011564why is batman going into a stargate with gandalf and gamer gate?woke shite
two child cap and jewish aidtwo child cap and jewish aid
>>200011564love toys and colouring and dinosaurs
>>200011571The state exists to enrich the people who control it. The notion that it exists to benefit the general population is a modern nonsense made to pacify rebellion and keep the plebs in check.
>>200011581permanently stretched
Skyrim will be 13 years old this yearAn 18 year old who played Skyrim is 31 now
>>200011592fuck off you 31 iq mong
>>200011599>>200011614
heathermong and his belgian sidekick shitting up the thread again
>>200011619
>>200011612>>20001161431 discord on a madone
grim to be sharing a thread with 2 bed poo-ers
Daily reminder it's literally proven science that your metabolism remains completely the same from the age of 20 to age 60
>>200011603based and anarcho-pilled
The UKControlled by a JewSends money to two Jewish warmongersAllows media to be owned by Jews But somehow nobody is concious of the Jews
>>200011451OOOOH WHOS AN EDGY BOYWHOS AN EDGY BOYYES!YOU ARE!!! *Pats your head*>>200011630FOSYEG
>>200011634*emerges from the crowd* make that three
>>200011603Okay so you're an unironic ancap. Id tell you to drown yourself, but i doubt you have the necessary IQ to figure out how.
cronem: outsideclappers: eagertimmy: inside
>>200011634I haven't joined in the conversation but I'm the occasional bed-pooer when steaming poster so there are at least 3 of us
>>200011612Never liked Skyrim Liked oblivion
>>200011619That's not a stool, it's a chair.
>>200011650Does having Putin's cock in your mouth cause you to type all in Caps?
>>200011672Transgender opinion
>>200011656heathermong: off his meds
>>200011634pooed the bed more times than you've had hot dinners sunshine
Socialism is the only way
>>200011672Based
So many fit lads with huge meaty cocks messaged me in the last couple days. Love summer
>>200011652>ancap.Idiot. Read a book.
Imagine all the intestinal worms concealed behind Spainnonce's poohole, doomed to spend their lives writhing around in the warm, shit-filled darkness of his digestive tract.
Sent that zigger straight to the meat cubes
>>200011699All me love getting on the grindr when I'm drunk but I delete it out of shame in the morning
>>200011723ktim
>>200011674sent that freak flying
>>200011695socialism without the identity politics
>>200011712log out nigga that's enough
new breeding restrictions/disincentives for people from the different major human genetic groups. would you support it or be against it?
>>200011723They're so fit. Literally all 6'2 - 6'7 with abs and huge dangling cocks
>>200011683>COCKS COCKS COCKSInside the mind of the average NAFOtard>>200011713Cubes arent real but the pods are
>>200011737>>200011737>>200011737
i fucking did the memethe man gave me my delivery and said "enjoy" and i said "you too"you don't think it'll ever happen to you, and then it does
>>200011777early heathermong thread
>>200011771black?
>>200011812Mostly all white but a couple black lads trickled in
>>200011762Obviously progressivism is untenable
>>200010267Irish diaspora Timmy>my grandpa was from county mayo