Songs From The Big Chair edition
Good morning big chair chads
why dont we import hot latinosinstead the place i grew up in looks like africa
>>200016839That’s an African woman, are you dense?
using this one >>200016816 (Cross-thread) >>200016816 (Cross-thread) >>200016816 (Cross-thread)
nth for azu-cat
>>200016870>deleted
>>200016839Are you Irish diaspora?
>>200016870
>>200016839The British government is intent on importing the swarthiest, dumbest, most hirsute pakis and nogs imaginable.
i am not posting any more for todaybye
got cum on my belly
What are the funny events in this year's OlympicsI've got speedwalking and breakdancing as must-watch, what else
>>200016800Another dogshit thread is it?
My girlfriend needs a male mentor if you know anyone who wants to be that
Are you the necessary actualisation of your essence irl?
>College football player found dead in reservoir at age 22
The big chair is actually referencing a toilet
>>200016927
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>>200016927SCREAAAMMIIIIING
>>200016987Still the only pic like this
They want men to pretend that their feminine
>>200016953>big chair threads are bad because… because.. BECAUSE…. BECAUSE I HAVE AUTISM AND IT HECKING TRIGGERS ME REEEEE!!!!
IdeaOnly allow male migration so we can get the strongest men in the world
>>200016995>>200017023alri calm down lads it wasn't that funny
>>200017054Who is they
>>200017063big chair threads are funny
Why did he delete it though? Is the janny also big chair mong?
>>200017069How is this real
>>200017088I’m quoting him
>>200017069Dude pretend sleeping
>>200016800THIS IS THE WORKING HOURWE ARE PAID BY THOSEWHO LEARN BY OUR MISTAKES
>>200017125Her feet stink knocked him out
>>200017161
Me in your living room when you go upstairs and I am left alone with your mom and her wine friends.
>>200017206
>>200017206>wine friendsOur family is Muslim
ordered these for summer
https://youtu.be/rF0Ju0ONwGU?si=UmAtHs4lMWMqluF7
Ogura Yuka, Wachi Minami, Ohara Yuuno: Sizzling New Year Swimsuit Photoshoothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP3Q0T9hzwM
get the trannies posted
im 24 and ive wasted my life its over
im 29 years old and never had a gf NOT EVEN CLOSE
>>200017279All were later raped by Africans
>>200017316
>>200017280
80% of posts in /brit/ are AI but keep posting here everyday lads
the biggest problem with the star wars prequels is the lack of energya name like attack of the clones makes you think you're about to watch something fun and campy but it's a glacially slow murder mystery plot that doesn't really go anywhere
>>200017316>people can't be interested in things
>>200017364CWLTSHC
*scurries along the /brip/ floor hunting for poo*
>>200017380was going to have a rewatch of star wars but watched the phantom menace and was so bored I didn't finish it and couldn't bring myself to watch the rest
Observe how the thread visibly slows as all the neeky mongs scuttle off to eat their dinner of turkey dinosaurs made by their mummy
It's Joever. We're Bidone.
Get them inGet them housedGet them wanked
When I was in year 10 my english teacher started talking about star wars and he looked at me and asked me about it and I said that I'd never seen star wars and he said "Are you kidding? You look like the type to have memorised everything about it".I wonder if he was calling me a sperg or something
>>200017455even ironically this shit is extremely cringewhy are millenials such cringey neeky losers?
>big chairnonce/irish diaspoora nonce/dr domnonce/rubynonce is still here see you in another 6 hours
>>200017472lol he done ya
The sweltering summer of 1992.
>>200017398nothing about that made up illness made sense
tired of being a freakish worm
Biden has covid 19 right nowSo instead of resigning they are killing him to avoid the shame
dude you a millenial bro? i'm a late zoomer alpha coomer chad
>>200017280dunno lad does f1nn count
The gf constantly has her face in African arses
>>200017532that bloke is a nonce
just a reminder that the largest interracial demographic in the UK is white male asian female
Went out last night. I'm quite good looking so a lot of the bartenders get visibly flustered talking to me. This east asian waitress at the sushi place even dropped stuff on the floor she was so flustered and I helped her pick it up.
>>200017478>>200016901Fuckin hell, you're a right sad bastard. Look at ya. I can't believe a person like you actually exists, like you're not even playing a character now this is actually you lmao. I'm just laughing at you.>https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/Irish%20diaspora/
shadilay my fellow kekistanis
Genuinely want muslims to take over so they'll start throwing queers off rooftops
>>200017554>white maleDon't exist
>>200017527Generationbrained
>>200017554Irish diaspora and jamaican
>>200017553really what happened
I should move to Japan and become one of those pretty boy hosts. Would probably do fairly well there but don't know if I could put up with talking to women all day.
>>200017532https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa5tVC9bLHM
love my muslim gf. she's way smarter and more in touch with the arts than any white british girl ive dated.
>>200017604openly expressed his desire to sell illegal hormones and puberty blockers online to children
>>200017621kill yourself incel
>>200017610Are you Irish diaspora?
>>200017610they invited me over to impregnate their women since nobody is shagging over there but my aryan seed is reserved for continuing the anglo race
>>200017626>my muslim gfAre you Irish diaspora?
>>200017626hey mrs taliban suck me banana
>>200017572'Ron
>>200017651when I went to tokyo a prozzie in shibuya kept asking if I wanted to shag and started following me down the road with my matesWas quite weird
>>200017629isn't that just capitalism though
Emma Watson giving my dangling nutsack a proper battering.
eating lunch in the park
>>200017693>eye of horus WE WUZ KAAAAAAAAAAANGZ
caravan club
>>200017701it's just paedophilia is what it is
what the fuck where did the weekend go
>>200017653>>200017594>>200016901>repeated autismAre you Irish diaspora?
Is quite annoying when bartenders are transfixed by my face and I have to repeat myself on my order
>>200017626grim
>>200017764do you have a gf?
>>200017756>t.
>>200017764He's Irish diaspora. They love brown women.
>>200017756must be surprised that quasimodo is on a lads night out
>>200017783mogs me
>>200017756I genuinely have this problem when I talk to people who are boss eyed can't concentrate on what they're saying
>>200017818filters have been a disaster for incel men
narners are heavy though
>>200017783>>200017791Got told by someone I look like Patrice (the french guy) from the Inbetweeners the other day
Sucking itmar ben gvir
>>200017621>chin/jaw hidden>adam's apple hidden >shoulders pushed back >lighting/makeup/camera angel every single time
>36>wearing bleu de chanel
>>200017063>>200017121They're bad because they're dogshit
Oh and I get random druggies coming up to me and urging me to go to specific bars and clubs on nights out. Was walking to the bus to go home last night and this lad started shouting at me and was just staring at my face as I smiled and took me to his auntie for some reason and got me into this shit bar
>>200017896nah he's fit as fuck mate stay jealous
>>200017930Blog on
>>200017953he's a paedophile
>>200017898
heathermong entering hour 5 of his melty
>>200017982Sent that troon straight to hell
>>200017980will doIs quite weird being good looking. I notice a lot of people are either very slovenly toward me or they try to do the cold shoulder type thing out of jealousy or hiding attraction or whatever
>>200018042Post timestamped face or stfu LARP boy
need them all rounded up and immolated
>>200017917kill all belkans. seven nukes weren't enough
>>200017917BURN OSEA TO THE GROUND
>>200018074and I get waved at a lot by (female) bartenders and waitresses when I leave places. Is a bit awkward so I just awkwardly wave back as I leave
>>200017917"Wellow" is just Greenland and "Cayenne" is just New Zealand
qrd on heathermongs meltdown?
>>200018046clean it up wagie
>>200018134been spamming his entire picture folder for the last 5 hours now
think i've finally hit puberty aged 32
>>200018134he drunk 2 pints of guinness at his dad's local and threw up and got kicked out
off to gymtoil lads
Mental how people read the works of philosophers when they were all depressed freaks who lived in squalor or ended up killing themselves.>mmm yes, what an excellent way of thinking from this unmarried recluse in 1930HEAD MEDS, NOW
>>200017917>borders
Is also a weird experience being in a packed bar and looking around and realizing most people are munters and that I'm probably the most good looking person in the place
my front door is unlocked someone PLEASE come kiss me in bed
>>200018210t. unmarried recluse unknowingly 6 months away from killing himself
>>200018155now this do be grim
>>200018082
no longer wasting time here with you freaks and gremlins its fucking up my brain
catberg getting arsey cos i haven't been stroking her much today because ive been too ill
>>200018155Imagine showing this image to an Irish person like 40 years ago
>>200018323see you in the morning lad
People talk about the Grateful Dead like they were some crazy face melting experimental psych band and then you listen and they just play mediocre country blues songs
I think a lot of people are intimidated by my looks though. Sometimes wish I was average looking so I could have a more normal experience in social situations. Gets a bit annoying when you're walking round and people keep looking and staring at you and such.
>>200018186When the siege and the assault had ceased at Troy,and the fortress fell in flame to firebrands and ashes,the traitor who the contrivance of treason there fashionedwas tried for his treachery, the most true upon earth,it was Æneas the noble and his renowned kindredwho then laid under them lands, and lords becameof well-nigh all the wealth in the Western Isles.When royal Romulus to Rome his road had taken,in great pomp and pride he peopled it first,and named it with his own name that yet now it bears;Tirius went to Tuscany and towns founded,Langaberde in Lombardy uplifted halls,and far over the French flood Felix Brutuson many a broad bank and brae Britain establishedfull fair,where strange things, strife and sadness,at whiles in the land did fare,and each other grief and gladness oft fast have followed there.
>>200018346https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crHvWsFVeD4this ones good
>We used to laugh at comedians and listen to politicians, now we laugh at politicians and listen to comedianswhenever someone says this I want to pummel them to a pulp
heathermong posting about troy again now ffs
MORE blacksMORE dogsMORE irish
has he posted the "are you intimidated by his blackness" gimmick yet
right im off then
the bankersthe bonuses
>opening hours: 3pm-6pm weekends (weather dependent)
>>200018395
>>200018535that ghoul at the backa real dysgenic people these lot
>>200018535all these girls are ugly as fuk
But it's nice when I see that people are genuinely uplifted by my attractiveness. I can tell say if I go to a salon or shop the worker I interact with feels geuinely happy and uplifted to be in my presence
mad how many male models and rich chads spend their free time here
just got called an anglo by a canadian. It's a weird world we're living in right now.
>>200018672they might be quebecois?
just got called a pagan by the leader of reform UK
have Labour fixed the country yet?
>>200018704No it was clearly a pakithey just have way more than i thought
Belfast
*sits down to racism*
>>200018712muslim riots in leeds and london and we've just granted visas to 90k "asylum seekers"
already in bed me
it's jover
>>200018745the rioters in leeds were gypsies, not muslims
>>200018768IT'S JOEVER
>>200018779forreners then
Can't wait for reddit comments to mysteriously go down for 'technical reasons' again.
it's bidover
need greek or turkish gf
IT'S JOEVER
>janny loads up the thread with the "three day" option pre-selected
>>200018648I can also get away with a lot. Say if I avoid appointments or say something shitty people are willing to gloss it over. There's been a couple times in school when some woman teacher got a bit frumpy but I can just sheepishly laugh it off and they don't confront me.The downside is I can tell some people are extremely envious of my looks and genuinely get filled with hatred that I'm good looking. Had this one male teacher in school who I could tell despised me because he wa sa bald neek with an obese wife who would harp on about Michael Buble. Meanwhile I could flirt with any girl in the class and have her wrapped round my finger.
>>200018768doesnt it take a very long time for yanks to choose presidential candidates?
Investing in a Stocks and Shares ISA is Evropean and Aryan
The Mrs is making macerated strawberries lads :3
kate beckinsale
>>200018768it was either that or continue with the humiliating gaffes
>>200018821Thanks mate we never would have heard about it if it wasn’t for you
>>200018821cunt banks with halifax haha oh lawdy
all discussions of politics and current events belongs on /pol/
these two buggered each other
its over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZNtYmdZ-4clads it feels like 2016 all over again
13
its joever
>>200018901hot
>>200016975>>200015155
>>200019065best weapon in rising storm 2
I also get slightly chubby girls very excited around me. This one in uni came to our flat, never talked to her in my life, and started randomly gushing to me when I went into the lounge to put my dishes away. Telling me she's seen me in lectures (full of hundreds of people) and excitedly telling me to sit with her mates next time we go to lectures. Another one when I was at a club kept telling me I'm gorgeous and beautiful etc. and insisting that I dance with her. It's weird to think a lot kf pekple men especially will never get complimented like that.
need a rabbit mate
>>200019026Meme magic xD praise KEK L0L XDDD
>Ayres Sasaki dies at 35 after 'being electrocuted from wet fan hug'
beans on the toast for tea for me
>‘Torn up bodies’: Israel intensifies bombing campaign in Gaza
>>200019116Fatties are proper desperate they will try it on with anyone
>>200019116yh?
>>200019126what sort of toast?
>>200019123
>>200019123it was a pretty electrifying performance.
>>200019166They weren't fat just a bit chubby. I'm sure many of the lads of brit would go mental to be around one of them
>>200019209
>>200019174gonna be some wholemealmans gotta do a clean shit
>>200019230Again not surprising. Low value men go after low value women and vice versa.
>>200019271Also been to shops and literally heard girls and women say to each other "look at that guy he's hot"
>>200019026no it doesnt
I am a chinless gay incel
wonder when biden was able to get his last erection
>Grindr Meetup Ends With Dismemberment Of PA 14-Year-Old: Affidavit
Should I fuck a mid fat girl from tinder and lose my virginity. Feel really conflicted lads.
>>200019309I’m sure you have mate lol
TinderKids
sleepy joe resigned. that wasn't in the plan.
>>200019173Yh it can be pretty annoying. Sometimes would get the bus home from school and these random girls would start giggling and trying to touch my hair on the middle of the bus
>>200019382if she's just a bit fat and you're attracted to her then yeah go for it. don't become the wojak meme and shag an ugly whale just to get it out of the way though, she'll smell and you'll regret it
>>200019406Sorry you find it hard to believe that good looking people exist. Most people are kind of ugly thoughever. Like you can look at someone's face and point out all the flaws but I know when people look at mine they can't do that.
you think you just fell out of a coconut tree?
>>200019505I can see it is very important to you that I believe you lad x
any gay homosexuals in?
>>200019352top or bottom
>>200019375
>>200019475Yeah I think we will be going ahead with it
why do fat people look weird when they lose weight? my mates lost 50lb and hes looking trim and objectively better in the body but his face looks horrid
>>200019535I've literally had girls shout at me across a park saying I'm gorgeous and had one come up and stare at my face transfixed and say "you're beautiful" lmao
>>200019575>lbfoy
>>200019575skin takes time to tighten up so they look a bit meltef
>>200019557
poo
>I've literally had girls shout at me across a park saying I'm gorgeous and had one come up and stare at my face transfixed and say "you're beautiful" lmao
Imagine gnomes were real and in your garden.
>>200016800
>Leeds riots didn't even spread to other cities or nationwide and only lasted a few hourshah, amateurs
>>200019674well placed jaypost
https://6abc.com/post/dominique-billips-arrested-accused-shooting-7-month-old/15075465/
how consensual was sex prior to the last few thousand years?
>>200019674HOWLING
>>200019695nobody cares about the plight of pakis
>>200019674believe whatever cope you want. I have no reason to lie
>>200019674Buried that incel
If you get shot and run to the cops, you not like meYou ain't got no work on the block, you not like meIt's hot and you ain't got no drop, you not like meLike me, dude, you not like meIf you get shot and run to the cops, you not like meYou ain't got no work on the block, you not like meIt's hot and you ain't got no drop, you not like meLike me, dude, you not like me
>>200019674
They're not girls they're guysThey're mandem in disguiseThey tried it on the slyWith that purple lightAnd their eyebrows highLike a permanent surprise
>>200019674love a good jaypost
>>200019674CREASING
It's quite weird when people will look at me for the first time and I can tell they're genuinely perplexed by my beauty
>>200019674Every once in a while the perfect jaypost comes along lmfao
>>200019674DUNELM
>It's quite weird when people will look at me for the first time and I can tell they're genuinely perplexed by my beauty
>>200019846nah
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>worked 38 hours this last weekAnd before you office mongs start sperging I work a physical job so it is tiring. Sitting on your arse at a computer doesn't count as work.
>>200019928haha janny has stitched you up
>>200019951i earn more from my "not real job" in 1 day than you get in a week
>>200019916retard>>200019928retard
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>>200019995Get fucked moron
