Bojangles' Famous Chicken n' Biscuits edition
gonna jerk off
/cum/ is better than /brit/ and I'm tired of pretending it's not
>>200023922To what?
First!
that post wasnt me
>>200023988not sure yet
Bumbaclart
>>200023973Americans are usually better than the British at everything
>>200023973That's why... *sniff*... that's why you can't stay... I'm sorry...
>>200024028bummyclap
the 300 seconds wait time really made making threads too much of a pain in the ass
I think the most shameful thing about /cum/ is that there are more Americans and Canadians in /br*t/ than here
Quickly bros, buy Biden gear before they take it down and replace it with K*mala garboThis post is NOT sponsored by Joe Biden or the federal government*********
>>200024092>Our system thinks your post is spam.
>>200024017Gay furry porn.
>>200024092>start to make thread or new /cum/ when nobody else does it>see 300 seconds>close tabMany such cases
almost 170kc (16-something) and 5 people outlasted leeching at giant mole stood there with lifesteal while they tank and dps
>>200024160im not gay or a furry
Dark Brandon Mug - Collectors Edition (Rare) - Starting Bid $300
>>200024029/cum/ succeeds despite Americans, not because of them>>200024082I'm not aware of any such rules
>>200024138why would anyone want that garbage?
>>200024182>t. trap
>>200024182It's ok.
>>200023785the conclusion you got from this was that women are bad instead of, i dunno, there is a global push to radicalize men and women and make them hate each other down to fundamental ideological levels? there is nothing that says these parties have to pick a gender. i dont want women to hate men, nor men to hate women. this is all wrong...
"hotpockets!" jingle but it's "black niggers!"
>>200024195memorabilia
/brit/ is so funding bizarre. It's just a bunch of old dues yelling at clouds and complaining and rambling about nothing. They don't even reply to each other
going to drink some tea, eat some cookies, and listen to nerds talk about nerd things.
>>200024195historical value, put it next to your maga hat
>>200024247why would I want to remember one of the worst presidents we've ever had?
>>200024195theres probably someone out theres that collects this stuff but it wont be in short supply for at least like 20 years
>>200024193.
>>200024270cause it's funny
>>200024314would
>>200024314do brit pipo really?
>>200024230>there is a global push to radicalize men and women and make them hate each other down to fundamental ideological levels?WHO'S DOING THE PUSHING??WHO ISDOINGTHE PUSHING
>>200024290yeah it will take decades for it to be worth more than just putting your money in the stock marketI was considering buying a physical newspaper (I've never bought one) with the Trump assassination headline because it might have been worth something when I'm like 80
>>200024368Me
>>200024343Trash take. Only Real Men are hot.
>>200024368biology, and by extension the natural behavior of the sexesanything else is delusional cope and a fantasy because you don't want to admit harsh truths of biology and reality
>>200024230>there is a global push to radicalize men and womenexcept male political leanings has stayed roughly stable whereas female has skyrocketed for liberalism. it's not a 'both sides' issue even if you want it to be, women are becoming radicalized and people are still pointing the finger at men.
>>200024368women have been pushing to be retarded since the dawn of time
>>200024466trudat
he came back before i even finished putting all of my loot together
>>200024431
wish we had a janny who banned fag spammers instead of anyone who mentions presidential candidates
>>200024368Billionaires. the Occupy Wall Street movement ended with the start of a mass publication of social issues which drowned out economic issues, which was so successful it created the 2016 election entirely run off of social issue populist talking points, which rebounded into the "we gotta stop the orange man" 2020 election again entirely based on social issues. we have been severely robbed of any discussion about the thinning middle class and growing wealth gap because we all hate each other. Citizens United v. FEC has been the single largest mistake and corruption power grab ever made in America, and both parties, now funded by the forces that pushed for Citizens United, perpetuate and protect this system. We are being robbed.
i will likely never have sex in my life but what really upsets me is that i will never have sex with a girl with giant jugs
im smoking a fag right now currently
>>200024618they like trannies too but not old men
I fucked up brosI was doing good getting over her today and i looked at some old pictures/videos on my phoneThat was not a good idea
>>200024618>I wish somebody would impose arbitrary free speech rules on me because I'm a bootlicker I already knew you were Canadian before seeing your cringe ass flag
did anyone find it interesting that bye-den's announcement didn't have the official seal of the president and he didn't give a press conference?they forced him out
>>200024683it's okay bud. it will get better
>>200024683just delete them then
>>200023867>famousI've never heard of it
>literal dick and shitlicker ignoring the presidential candidate partSmartest homofaggot
>>200024637A beautiful dream, thank you for sharing that with us
>>200024368The answer is social media companiesIf you're a young guy then you might go on YouTube or Twitter and seek out content about bodybuilding, or maybe you'll watch a video that criticises the concept of "toxic masculinity". But then you get served up more and more extreme content to keep you clicking, and therefore you should see more adverts (okay you might have an ad blocker, but most people don't, so that's why social media algorithms drive people to spend more time on their platforms).On the other hand, if you're a young woman, maybe you'll seek out some videos on make up, and then also videos talking about why abortion rights are important. And again you'll just get served content which plays into your pre-existing biases, rather than anything that might challenge your biases. Because again, the more engaged you are in social media, the more ads you can potentially be served.
>>200024683there are billions of dumb whores in the world just go get a new one
holy guacamole
I want more national holidays.
nigga im hungry
>>200024888I always thought they should push for 1 each month. Most months already have one so it's not even that much of a change
He has a point
this guys DPS sucks so im stopping the molesat 200kc 200 moles in 1 sitting at 85 range and def though
>>200024888we just added juneteenth thoughsobeit.
>>200024959that's not a real holiday and nobody cares about it though
>>200024938red paint stain on the smock
>>200024888everyday is a holiday for me
>>200024938He's not even sticking with his own point in this one. I hope he gets sodomized by a pack of giraffes.
>>200024938i get it why he did it, he's artists and his whole slick lends itself very well to become an NFT, he could have money to make in it but man it was stupid
amongus
>>200024959>>200024974Do Americans find it weird how some small regional black celebration from Texas was being shilled as some major black cultural thing that was being ignored by White society?
>>200024931Whenever most royal events happen the brits get a holiday, but we don't. That's not fair.
>>200024974it's a public holiday and i got the day off. it's real enough to me.
>>200025018he became a millionaire because of NFTs so yeah clearly worth it
>>200025056Britain still has genuine love for the Monarchy although of course not everyone. In Canada it's mostly indifference.
>>200025055In a sane country it would be very weird, but lol lmao
>>200025122I like the monarchy. I want more holidays.
rorke going to his empty office on juneteenth
>>200025055Welcome to Biden's America
Mexico is too big. We need to take some of that
rorke getting a job working on the television screen stage only so that he can shout really loud at the camera and tell it that its a bad boy
>>200025210Sure, but only if you give us some of your states.
We already claim they're in this general when they're not
>>200025231uhh sorry sweetheart, we're also taking Alberta and BC and kicking out the jeets. they can live in torronno
>>200025143>>200025170Both these posts dovetail very well together
>>200025157>Turdeau in the current year celebrating anything to do with our history or White CanadiansBest he could do was a fake featherhead holiday he himself didn't even bother to care about
This Rorke bloke is a reference to Rorke's Drift, innit?
>>200025398Will the Tories do it then.
it'll be a nice change to not be called a faggot by mexicans again
>>200024888I want neetbucks
trump is too old
>>200025462I'll call you a faggot for them.
just got back from the hasan stream, what'd i miss
you now don't have to vote for a geriatricwhat's your excuse?
how many posts did janny get today
>>200025446If you can believe it, Tories have an even lower support level for the monarchy. We're going to be the first country to have like under 10% approval for the monarchy but still keeping it because it's baked into our constitution.
CARMelooooooo is low IQ and has an annoying laugh so I'll skip out on that. imagine having to hear her cackle for 4 years? yikes
Nig Nogs
I am the Lawnmower Man
Why is this double standard allowed to exist?
>>200025571this made me realize I don't think I've heard trump actually laugh beyond a mild chuckle
Inland Empire is the worst movie of all time.
I hope all those people are miserable inside
>>200025571>a woman who sucked her way into political life has a genuine chance at being presidentWomen really do have life on easy mode
why is everyone on twitter either an obnxious liberal or a grifting right wing faggot?every popular post is either oh noooo who's gonna save us now or some stupid culture war bullshit
>>200025619the same reason why sleeping with a cat is cute but sleeping with a gorilla is weird
Rate my gang
*SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFF*
>>200025656because you're a faggot and told the algooooooo rhythm you wanted gay faggot shit in your feed.
Who must go?
>>200025671what if it was a female gorilla
i haven't masturbated in 16 days. i literally cannot focus. it's gooning time
>>200025631I thought Mulholland Drive sucked too, not a fan of Mr. Lynch
>>200025656normal people don't use Twitter the same way gaylords that get millions of likes do
>>200025655yes and the only reason she became veep is because of her indian/black vagina as well so...
>>200025717im a centrist and want centrist shit in my feed, but that doesn't exist
coal
>>200025671Sleeping with a gorilla would be cool
>>200025768idk go follow nate silver and scott alexander or something
>>200025768centrism is incompatible with social media algorithms
I would vote for Kamala
why are they just giving him the presidency
>>200025556>Tories have an even lower support level for the monarchyHow the fuck did that happen.
>>200025797what about nate higgers and kate hikes??
>>200025821He was going to win anyways, and this way it's easier to win in 2028 because there's a clean slate and they don't have to run kermolo because she's a terrible candidate
if kamala promised a gf for every neet she would win the election, but the deep state won't let her do that
kamala would win if she promised to make anime real
>>200025870I still think he would claw to victory just barely this year if that debate didn't happen.
>>200025281Alaska, New England, Michigan & Washington belong to us mate.
its over
lol everyone talking politics
>>200025913Biden was behind in the polls before the debate
15/50 = 30% if that was 15/30 would = 50%
>>200025941incorrect
>>200025981I'm going by feels not retarded fake bullshit polling
> election isn't until November> 4 months from nowWe didn't even have primaries and I'm still fucking exhausted from this shit. Just talk about something else.
>>200025989*correct
>>200025828>How the fuck did that happen.Alberta and the rest of the prairies dominating Conservatism in Canada. They are much more republican. Throw in all the pooskins, Kwebec, every leftoid under 50, and all you have left supporting the monarchy is boomers or older in Eastern and especially Atlantic Canada. The NDP is openly calling for ending the monarchy, Trudeau ignores it because he doesn't want to lose the Lib seats in Atlantic Canada. Look at the polling on this, it's crazy
>>200025913how? normally there's multiple debates, there was another one in september? planned
>>200026009Cope, Biden lost
>>200026014what country are you fleeing to?
janny gonna have a melty when xhe finds this thread
>>200026034>They are much more republican.American influence....it's fucking over.
got a new id recently and boy am i fatter than what i was in 2016 or 2019 i dont remember, i think it looks bettter
>>200024740They have these dry ass biscuits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7h55ai5Oay4
>>200026072legitimately nothing is going right here, even normie leafs are incredibly doomer now. Trudeau crashed this country with no survivors.
Trump will annex Canada!
>>200026215Greenland first plz
>>200026202why does trudope hate Canada so much?
>>200026202The kingdom has fallen. Someone get the King here so he can sack Trudeau.
>>200026072Anon the way your country is going compared to ours you guys could unironically use some American influence
>>200026251He’s French Canadian
>>200025870it's funny seeing liberals have to act like kamala isn't unlikeable
>>200026286>you guys could unironically use some American influenceThat's been happening for decades. No. I don't want more of it.
>>200024570not gay but idk if you remember zando freak, he had a nice ass like genuinely better than most chicks idk how
trump still going to lose
>>200026323She is less charismatic than Hillary and that's saying somethingShe is at the same time so pretentious yet so stupid
good afternoon
>>200026332Didn't ask.
>>200024620underrated post
>>200026424Stop corrupting everything you touch
>>200026251Trudeau seems to unironically believe that WEF, globalist dribble that in the future there will be no borders, no countries, no races etc. and it just takes some elites (him and his buddies) to guide the dumb cattle (everyone else) towards this epic Star Trek future.
>>200026449>My country is falling further and further behind but at least it isn't corrupting everything it touches!
>>200026361why do you care, little buddy?
>>200026463hes right though
>>200026373
janny is watching me, he's waiting for me to slip up, not today janny
>>200026482i dont want the american empire to collapse and trump would do that
>>200026474Just one of those is bad enough. Having both happen is hell. Stop it and be normal
>>200026484low effort b8, even leftoids don't believe this anymore. Report back to shitposting 101
>>200026373hello mr bunny
>>200026503what, are you scared of having to turn your router off and on again?
>>200026503Don’t be scared homie
>>200026520Trump will usher in a new golden age albeit
>>200026463how can anyone possibly believe this if they believe elites exist? there will always be better and worse places...unless they just want everything to be a complete shithole
>>200026484No, he isn't.
>>200026449He says as another Indian family moving in raises his rent and steals his gibs
>>200026499this is how i woke up this morning>>200026534hi
>>200026539not everyone has a dynamic IP address. I feel for those suckers who don't!
Just made a poop so stinky that the dog ran to the bathroom and started barking
>>200026575Both are bad retard. We already have to deal with Trudeau. You and cancer spreading is not helping, so stop that
>>200026634what the hell
>>200026356pic?
>>200026634describe the smell
its always a screenshot of that, but i never see people typing that on this website
>>200026554Thomas Sowell called them the 'anointed ones' 30 years ago, it's not much different now. It's a mix of idealism and arrogance.
>>200026634PROTEIN GOD
>>200026635>You and cancer spreading is not helping, so stop thatThe left here earnestly and admittedly base their politics and social reforms on your country which is why we're in the state we're in in the first place
>>200024938Lefties only attack AI art because it reminds them their "art" is closer to gas station scribblings than any painting of antiquity sitting in a museum.They might have the talent, but no life experience or anything meaningful to express, so they dig their heels in the ground, get paid to draw doodles, and call that art.
>>200026647>>200026687>>200026720It was the chipotle I ate yesterday, so it smelled spicypoopy
>>200026735The plan is working....King George....you will be avenged....
How does it feel to have a femal president?
>>200026795We dont
Lot more crazy shit finna happen
We had a female PM once. It didn't end well,
>burger restaurant >also serves philly cheese steak>it's better than every burger on the menuEvery single time
>>200026795wouldn't know. didn't seem to work out well for you europoors thougheverbeit
>one term president>one term presidentwe're accelerating
chaos max
kamala is a scapegoat candidate to lose to trump so they can get rid of her before 2028
who the hell is phil lee and why is his steak cheesed
Don't black people hate Kamala?It's over
>>200027002as joe biden said SHE AIN'T BLACK!!
>>200027002they don't consider her black and when she was a prosecutor she fucked over a lot of black people on minor drug charges
>>200026889oh wow superPAC donation stooge vs superPAC donation stooge. the de-corruption process of America will only come when silent gen and boomers shuffle off, and we get some candidates that grew up in the grim times we have.
who's the more accelerationist pick, kamala or trump
maybe its them knowing they are going to get hit and then trying to make it just not hurt as much
slight body horror moment every time I realize my face is covered in dead skin
>>200027022blacks will still vote for her anyways it doesn't really matter
>>200027024he is so talentedis he wearing a watch as a collar?
Remember when Dem anons said Biden was going to be a two-term president? Where are they now?
Imagine electing a woman
>>200027103kind of a cool look desu, but the world isn't ready for humans to do that
>>200027102not really, they are trending more towards republicans
>>200027116a BLACK women chud
>>200027124barely. blacks will not leave the democrat party
>>200027117what about that rapper that used to wear the giant clock chain
>>200027172Not in majority, but even if they vote less than 80% Democratic that's a massive loss for the Dems
This country is stupid and stinky
>>200027177i can't remember who that is but for the record i am onboard with bringing a new age of clockcore. everyone walking around with long robes holding big golden clocks and shit
>>200027189they'll just make up for it with ballot harvesting
>>200027337That's a dude.
which candidate will help me get a gf?
>>200027355no
>>200027378trump
>>200027378bernie circa 2016 probably could have got you some pussy if you told a certain contingent of women you were voting for him
>>200027230when you're at a clockcore hangout and someone asks for the time
>>200027405but i didn't get one in 2016 - 2020
>>200027378I like men.
>>200027424yeah but those kind of girls are the ones you don't want
>>200027378there's no one you can vote for who will make any noticeable difference in your ability to get a gf
i found my fork, thank god! im still only eating two bananas for dinner. i dont want... cant make pasta and eat it currently
>>200026747>IG art accounts with 5k followers that draw pet commissions for $25 lumping themselves in with Rembrandt or MichelangeloQuite funny tbqh
>>200027424all of them were ugly
Never peel potatoes
>>200026825I'm predicting a lot of Epstein related stuff to be suddenly dumped on Donnie in the final weeks of the campaign
>>200027489beggars can't be choosers
>>200027453imagine lovebombing her and implanting pavlovian triggers while secretly changing her diet and behaviors until she loses weight, grows out her hair and fixes her appearance uffffff
cannot remember the last time i saw an owl
You guys are hopeless as far as getting gfs, NOT gonna happen.but Trump would be the better candidate for normies who want to get married cause his mass deportations will lower housing prices.
>>200027554theres a really loud hoot owl that likes to sit in the tree outside my bedroom windowwe have an uneasy relationship because he's cute but he is also really loud
>>200027547she looks like she could be reasonably pretty if she wasnt fat and didnt have bozo hair but aint that the truth every time, plus she would think she's too good for you if she did that
This is one country btw
>>200027599that's based you should give him meat and make him your fren
Leafy Gem
>>200027610>plus she would think she's too good for you if she did thatthat's why the lovebombing and pavlovian part is important, dramatic appearance improvements are psychologically proven to dramatically increase the chance of infidelity, divorce, breakups, etc
>>200027554There's a couple owls who live in the trees near me, I assume they hunt the voles but I never see them, just hear them
oh shit im feeling it
>>200027644i have thought before that he was my familiar trying to reach out to me
>>200027708>just hear themhttps://youtu.be/3Km-jtXueTwSound like this?
there's a whole family of owls that live on my land, they're always hanging around there when we pass by
>>200027708based. offer sacrifices to him.>>200027738he is.
>meet up with my friend for brunch tacos>she spends the whole time traumadumping on methis is the only social interaction I get al lweek and this is what I have to deal with
>having women as friendsngmi
>>200027762no
>>200027815>his only friend is a womanbruh
>>200027815i'm sorry buddy it's no fun to participate in a one sided conversation like thatwere the tacos tasty at least
America PLEASE vote for Kamala and not TrumpRegardsRest of the world
>>200027177>>200027230Flavor Flav from Public Enemy
>>200027821>>200027842she has other females for friends so ASSUMEDLY this will lead to gf opportunities>>200027850delicious
Is the oldest presidential nominee in American history, Donald Trump, really what this country needs right now?
>>200027862Shant be doing that, sorry buster. Gonna vote for the better candidate with the better policies.now go back to crossdressing, faggot
is trump actually older than biden? i wonder who smoked more crack cocaine
>>200027877maybe but first they got to consider you human and not the gay passive friend
>geriatric rapist with brain damage>better candidate
>>200027877im glad the tacos were tasty at least anondon't listen to these other goobers it's okay to have female friends, have a great day
>>200027862
>>200027862Nope!cope and seethe and dilate and go away
I don't think I've ever seen an owl in real life outside of captivity
theres something very off about that photo
>>200027877>she has other females for friends so ASSUMEDLY this will lead to gf opportunitiesso far, not sure about that. my female friend keeps me away from her friend group because they react very negatively to men in general and i'm not kidding when i say that. still, she might be able to improve my wardrobe
>>200027930that's cause they have camouflage but you can see them at night more often
>>200027815What was in the taco
>>200027930I seen them all the time hanging around the neighbors calf barn
>>200027964al pastor, lime juice, onions, mango chunks, and I think cilantro
>>200027956based
>>200027956>my female friend keeps me away from her friend group because they react very negatively to men in generallmao what kind of fucking weird ass freak girls are these? green hair feminists or something?girls normally seek out men
thoughts?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS957rtbcjY
British people be like: Americer
>>200028041>green hair feminists or somethingyes mentally, no physically. it's like a bunch of goths, i dunno much more than that. HAVEN'T MET THEM. I don't think it's healthy for them to only interact with other girls and constantly reaffirm each other's apparent hatred for all men
>brits>people
i need me a mouse pad that is made out of PET-01
>>200028125you wouldn't want to hang out with them anyways. however, once one of the ringleaders gets a bf they'll end this fad.MANY such cases.
>>200028125are you in high school or something?
>>20002822523. this is a liberal college town dynamic lol
>>200028294do you look like that?if so hi
>>200027862Anyone but Bernie
Got a cool pic yesterday but ended up breaking my wrist. So it's at least 6 weeks of doing nothing for me
i have lost almost 6 billion coins today in this rspsnot by the markets or anything. i mean by making mistakes from me being a beginner, especially with PvM. but i think thats okay
>>200028356There's a 'SQUATCH in them woods
pussy
>>200028356that is a really cool pichow did you break your wrist? that's a bummer i know you like to ride a lot that's probably gonna be hard for you
>>200028381umwoof
>>200028381I love eating thisI'm a munch
>>200028381UMMMMM YUMMY YA-MMUMMY!
>>200028421>>200028442>>200028442>>200028442
>>200028388Doing some bone head shit, really. I kept carrying too much speed into corners because I was in an unfamiliar location and the trail had tons of loose gravel. I spilled twice already not long before, but I just wasn't being smart
>>200028469>made it before the bump limit
>>200028469i didnt even know the thread was at 300 dang>>200028471it's alright anon it could have been a lot worse, just glad you're okay. how did you ride off the trail if you had a broke wrist? did you just ride with one arm?
>>200027862Fuck off you are part of the reason I am voting Trump.