Zaxby's edition
I'm a CIA asset.
skibidi
>>200034323Good boy
>>200034323I'm proud of you for admitting that.
you might be a CIA asset and not even know
Whip around that sword like you're the best is such a bore
Zaxby's sucks
never understood the point of spending a lot of money on anime figurines.
Who among us does not consider themselves an asset to the CIA??
Now that all of these states are UK-tier nanny states that (will) require you to have a porn loicense, is there any place that doesn't suck completely? There are a couple states, like Maine, that have sane laws and low crime, but they're all empty. There's fuckall to do in Maine. The largest settlement is more of a large town than a city. Living in a tiny and boring place like Portland, ME could work if you already have a serious partner, but if you don't you're pretty much doomed to be alone for the rest of your life. Are there any cities with sane laws that don't suffer from intolerable crime rates and population collapse? I think Phoenix might qualify, but it's hell on earth for other reasons. Is there nowhere else? I don't like the idea of having to compromise on essential freedoms just to be able to live somewhere that isn't a fucking ghost town like Casper, WY or whatever.
>>200034366Straight up loneliness in most cases
>>200034366because my wife is cute
>>200034365you take that back
this music video is pure kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2H4l9RpkwM
>>200034382You can do whatever you want with some spit and some elbow grease... and the right know-how.
>>200034382just buy a vpn
>>200034369>among us
>>200034354i would love to be a glowie gangstalking and assassinating people. i live a clean mormon lifestyle and i have killer instinct if there's any CIA recruiters monitoring the thread
/cum/ is an anime general.https://a.uguu.se/gLZgBoGW.jpg
>>200034382>noooooo I can't jerk off 24/7 to the most popular porn site and live in the epic hustle&bustle theres nothing to do theres not even a barcade
>>200034366I like having them as in owning them is the main appeal for me
another decisive janny victory
/cum/ is a CIAnime general.www.cia.gov
4chan is unironically plagued with FBI and CIA agents, and their servants, misogynistic women
>jason LITERALLY cant post his pictures anymore
>>200034445>RESTRICTIONS ON FREEDOM OF SPEECH IS LE GOOD
People talk about joining the military to make a man of themselves but I dont think there’s a job that babies you more
maybe i should solve my social anxiety by taking a lot of mushrooms and listening to confidence building audio for the entire day
Agents, somebody get us some intel from /rus/.
jason is a nobody without his avatarfagging
>>200034480Pls don't do it, pls pls pls
>>200034480that sounds like avoiding your problem more than solving it
>>200034480Better go see a doctor and take pills for it
>>200034480recreational drugs have never in the history of human kind ever helped someone with mental health issues, if you're not an uber normie you should stay away from them
he's doing this shtick for attention, they didn't rangeban ohio
>>200034527What do you know about drugs?
>>200034500I'm barely making progress and might work down my anxiety by the late 20s early 30s. i don't have time for that. i could just put myself into a suggestible state and rewrite my brain instead, boom i could be done with feeling anxious after maybe a few months of this>>200034525>>200034527can't think of a medication that would be more effective than a heroic dose tbqh
>>200034529does this site even rangeban anymore? I feel like all the existing rangebans were put in place almost a decade ago. Gookmoot doesn't put any effort in
I can still post images, just only on my house internet and not mobile, but I don't want to get that banned so I'll probably just stop posting on /int/ because it's an anarcho-tyranny board. Every post is off-topic, but you get banned for off-topic if a tranny doesn't like your post.I'll just use kc for int shitposting from now on I guess
Can someone post that picture of the long haired neckband guy passed out in his gamerchair with a bunch of steel reserve cans on his desk
Just purchased this
>>200034569based
>>200034549i've done copious amounts of weed and shrooms and some experimental lsd alternatives and molly and i've tried coke and crack
*neckbeard Fuck my pathetic little gay nigger autocorrect
>>200034568
>>200034553or you could just put yourself in social situations and learn to navigate them you beta weirdo
Lets be honest
>>200034599How can you tell between the drugs you've done and the ones you've tried?
>>200034307>zaxby'sholy basedalso, today is national ice cream day. get some ice cream now
someone explain to me how moving to a bigger city with more job opportunities isnt a good enough reason to quit my jobUnemployment is fucking retarded
Lettuce pray
>>200034557>>200034560litter.catbox.moe/yf7xp3.jpgAnyway, I am CLOSING my 4chan int tab now, it's not fun anymore. You win, jews.
I'll have some gelato, thanks.
>>200034643i've only did a lil bit of coke once and also a toke of crack accidently whereas weed and shrooms i've smoked like multiple joints a day for a year or two and at some point i was doing shrooms every week
>>200034661>biden resigned on national ice cream dayWill our gentle Brandon's humiliation never end?
>>200034668I hope you're at peace with what you've done here.
>>200034663It is a good reason, I’m moving to Chicago soon with my wife because wages there are WAY fucking higher for both of us than here in shithole Florida
im back
When I get a wife I will make her cum with my mouth every night
>he thinks married people have sex
Just heard there are /cum/ + /brit/ crossposters, sickened, shaken, and appalled.
>>200034709why did you delete it?
>>200034691The ride never ends
>>200034699>wifethat's a lie. /cum/mers aren't married
>>200034614I have really tried, with a few people i'm mostly silent, at parties or anything bigger than a few people I'm completely dead silent. It's some kind of selective mutism and I don't even know what the bar is for growing out of it anymore because it comes up in basic interactions
>>200034709nice bunda
>>200034745And most of them are Canadian, I hate to say it, but it's true.
>>200034745/brit/ is boring
>>200034763>varicose veinsno
>>200034751Yeah I just walk around with a wedding band on as a LARP
>he hasnt married his waifu
>>200034769shut your goofy ass up
>>200034769Little flaws like that make it even hotter
>>200034365Juiciest chicken I ever had
>>200034774clip your fingernails you filthy animal
>>200034307>Zaxby'sbased
>>200034774>I just walk around with a wedding band on as a LARPexactly
>>200034786
>>200034774and i bet it works too
>>200034774Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul
>>200034766There are more Americans in /brit/ than /cum/, very shameful and unpatriotic.
>>200034382is this real I haven't noticed this at all but then again you can just go on 4chan and see all the porn you want no big deal haha swedish faggots are so lame and dumb
Another day of avoiding studying
>>200034553I was born with anxiety and nothing works as good as these two medsPls don't do psychedelics, I've been there before and your anxiety will make you go through a bad trip
>>200034745that's it, time for a great purge. we must make /cum/ great again
>>200034838Anzu ruins her face with shitty make up, just like other e-girls
who the fuck is anzu
>gelbooru isn't blockeddont care
i had a bad experience so dont do it i had a bad experience so ill tell everyone not to and ruin it for them because my experience was bad
are you a lone wolf or do you have a wolf pack
>>200034699I'd rather stay in Florida than live in shitcago.
>>200034838Turks in Canada?
That being said I do miss being singleThe best was this cute mailroom girl back when I was a security guard and we fucked on the roof of our work building after hoursWould never cheat on my wife and I feel bad about reminiscing about past women but it is what it is
>>200034816Most of the laws go into effect after the new year. You probably won't be able to go on 4chan after that.
>>200034858a popular e-thot from many years ago
>>200034838Is that a newborn or does it stay white?
>>200034867Then you’re delusional, I’d make almost double what I make here without the cost of living being doubled and Chicago is cleaner and just about as dangerous as the city I live in. North of the loop the sidewalks are cleaner than any city I’ve ever been to, it was neat
>>200034871cringe
>>200034877>You probably won't be able to go on 4chan after that.LOOOOL you're so dumb
>>200034858lurk moar newfag
>>200034871no one asked or gives a fuck normalfag wagie bitch. kill yourself
>>200034883it just molted and the new skin hasn't hardened
>>200034898Mad jelly
>>200034899Really cool
>>200034885nah just a skill issue on your part.
>>200034898This incel rage is why you will NEVER encounter a vagina
hi im back from the gas station i also got a vanilla iced coffee
>>200034866
>>200034898this
>>200034871you look like a faggot by the way, your tattoos are retarded and your knee looks retarded like it's fucking melting from how fat you are. stupid fuck
>>200034916was the cashier cute
>>200034668https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjcOzqxu4JQ
>>200034908I have, thoughbeit?
>>200034916me on the left
>>200034906Leave your home town literally one time you meaningless redneck fuck
>>200034916Did you get candy for me?
>>200034834I'll look into these, but just to explain why I can't just go talk to people:I have some kind of anxiety trigger to starting conversation. I can respond and I'm perfectly fine like nothing happens and I'm not even anxious but if I have to start talking to someone for some reason my voice gets really wavery and I start to jitter and shake and it's incredibly obvious. People notice it and I basically look like I didn't get an insulin shot or something and I'm starting to go into shock. Only happens with strangers and I just couldn't tell you why but how does one even fix something like that? It's difficult to put into words the sudden rush of horrible feelings and avoidance I get when even thinking about it. I can't work on it without genuinely scaring people. I feel awful scaring people with random nuclear anxiety attacks
Sometimes I give attention and care to men just because they attached a cute anime girl to their post, I'm just that much of a fool
>>200034866im kind of a lone wolf but i do like company but not a group just one i bond to specific people hard >>200034927no it was the regular old guy there, hes really nice to me and pleasant
a bit of hostility in /cum/ this evening
>>2000348904chan would be liable to be sued by any private person if their kids were able to access porn, so 4chan will just block the states that have laws like that. Or do you have some kind of alternate theory of what's going to happen?
>>200034924What’s got you so angryGet some pussy nerd it’ll mellow you out
>>200034934look I'm sorry you're a poor, unskilled hick but if you can't make money in Florida you're literally a retard.
>>200034924Envy and rage are 2 of the seven deadly sins.
>>200034956BASED
>>200034935i didn't sorry i forgot my phone so i didnt see you wanted some and i had to listen to cds on the way there instead of bluetooth
>>200034947>my state
>>200034962>poorNo I actually do very well and my job is highly skilled (as is my wife’s) Florida just has some of the lowest wages in the country, you’d know this if you had a real job
>>200034956gigasimp
>jason is gone from /cum/
>>200034966Fuck you
If your state bans porn, just stop being a coomer. Don't even have an excuse anymore
>>200034964dont care go back to fucking nasty whores at your pathetic wagecuck job pathetic fat fuck
>>200034987i said i was sorry thats all i can do, it was an accident
>>200034947goodbye 4changoodbye redditgoodbye onlyfansgoodbye x
>>200034978>highly skilled (as is my wife’swhat do you both do?
>>200034981You get ZERO (0) pussy
>>200034947I don't live in South Carolina so one I don't care, and two VPN's still exist and three it doesn't even matter you can still get on reddit, dumblr, X or any other major website that has porn
>>200034947...don't you know you have to be 18+ to access this site?
I want night vision goggles
jerking off to lingerie ads is more soulful anyways
>>200034983too good to be true unfortunately
>>200034938Alright, I was like this in the worst period of my life, what I'm about to say is gonna sound really cringe but I really need to ask these four questionsAre you physically active? How is your diet? How is your sleep schedule/cycle?From 1 to 10, how do you feel about your self esteem?
>>200035000I’m an aerospace electrician and she’s a mechanical engineer
>>200035000we suck hobo dick behind the dennys. the hobos in chicago are loaded
>>200035001Yes.
>>200035009
>>200034990dude chill dang
>>200035018christians?
>>200035026that's what niggas did before freely accessible hardcore porn was available with the internet
>>200035009I use to jerk off to bikini commercials and music videos
I'm glad to be mexican just because my isp doesn't send me a letter after torrenting something without using a vpn/proxy
>>200035040yah, they also walked to work everyday, does that mean you should stop taking a car or bus?
>>200035016>Are you physically active?i work out every 2 to 3 days and walk daily>How is your diet?good food, but i'm underweight and should really eat more>How is your sleep schedule/cycle?genuinely great thankfully>From 1 to 10, how do you feel about your self esteem?mmmm it comes and goes and esteem is very localized to what i'm good at, very lacking from what i'm not
>>200035039Yes (Episcopalian)
>>200035050I think every country is like this except America
>>200035035nah he's got a point
>>200035062that is nice to hear. good luck and god bless
Why is America so kino?
I'm not entirely comfortable powering this machine.
>>200035083Main character of the globe
>>200035050>I'm glad I live in a third world violent shithole because I can download things for free o algo
>>200035061I wish I knew you irl because I can't pint point why you react that way when you talk to strangers, you might need a really good therapist because I feel like you got some deep trauma going on, im sorry that you have to struggle so much
Love when the leader of the most powerful country in the world repeatedly says that he won’t do a thing, then he disappears for days until his social media accounts (but only some of them) issue statements that he’ll do the thing he said he wouldn’t do all while he’s still MIA.
what's that song that goes i'm sorry something something, it's some zesty black dudes singing it, i keep thinking of that eminem song but it's not that
>>200035090what do you mean >>200035065hes just being a jerk i just hate seeing you guys fight
>>200035083The American ideal is freedom.It has been under attack, but spiritually our essence as Americans is freedom..
>>200035083lack of morals/brains
Would you trade your American citizenship in exchange for another a country?
>>200035104ms. jackson
>>200035101>third world violent shitholeThat's your country tho
>the T wordOH SHIT RUN FOR COVER!!!REDDIT SPERGOUT INCOMING
normalfags? in /cum/?it's over.
>>200035104https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSD2J8yaMmMthis?
>>200035122>>200035128yea that's it
>>200035003Has that ever prevented a minor from accessing it? With these laws sites are required to verify your identity. A little box asking if you're an adult doesn't cut it. >>200035002It's not just SC; It's most of the country. You won't be able to get on those sites unless you give them your private information so that they can verify your identity. That's if they don't just ban your state instead. I don't think the VPN argument dismisses my concerns. The law will have a substantial chilling effect.
>>200035123Cope
>>200035136>I don't think the VPN argument dismisses my concerns.t. retard
>>200035103It's been obvious he is senile and not really running things himself, democrats just ignored this until the debate made it impossible to ignore
>>200035121Only Liechtenstein or Switzerland desu
>>200035126i am ashamed to say i am normal by cums extremely low standards of being 'normal'
>>200034606Thank you
>>200035102Please, be our thread psychoanalyst.
>>200035126Been posting here for like 7 years so I’m not normal at all am I
>>200035139That's you projecting >>200035150No
>>200035150thats me sorry
>>200035136>less Americans on /int/Why do you have a problem with it?
im shleepy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMR6xoAufU0
>>200035196take a lil schleep then eepy prince
>>200035196Me three
Burned my tongue
>>200035223what did you burn your tongue on
>>200035229A hotdog I was sucking on
Need a good therapist? Find a therapist who is also an evangelist Weird, I know, but they tend to be the deepest thinkers
Ouchie Burn My Tongue On Weiner!
See Caroline all the guys would say she's mighty fineBut mighty fine only got you somewhere half the timeAnd the other half either got you cursed out, or coming up shortYeah, now dig this, now even thoughYou'd need a golden calculator to divideThe time it took to look inside and realize thatReal guys go for real down to Mars girls, ha ha yeah!
How do i make sure my daughter never fucks a black man and my son never becomes gay
It was cheese-filled one too fuckk
>>200035271dont have children
>>200035102i'll keep on trucking i guess, thanks for the chat
>>200035271avoid having kids
>>200035243why were you sucking on a hotdog that was too hot
>>200035275>>200035279Fuck you jew i will save the white race
>>200035263IIIIIIIIIIIIII KNOW YOU LIKE TO THINK YOSHIT DONT STIIIIIINK butLEAN A LITTLE BIT CLOSER CAUSE, ROSES REALLY SMELL LIKE BOO BOOOOyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaROSES REALLY SMELL LIKE BOO BOOOOO
>>200035289im not jewish
>>200035284To cool it down
/cum/ is going to lose a lot of posters soon...
>A hotdog I was sucking on
>>200035271If your don't surpass your racism and homophobia that's exactly what's gonna happen >>200035276You're welcome, and pls don't do psychedelics, it's gonna be a nightmare
>>200035315nigga doesn't eat hot dogs because he thinks its gay
>>200035289meds
>>200035304well just have something cool like some ice or a popsicle or something to make it feel better. if it’s really bothering you bad rinsing your mouth with saltwater can help too
>>200035182Because I need to get out of this hellhole. Speech restrictions among other things have ruined Sweden and the EU. The US is the only alternative. The first amendment is quite robust, but now there's all this other shit happening which severely limits my options.
>>200035326i eat hot dogs i dont suck on them
>>200035310Stupid gringos need us because we make tacos or something
I'm going to slap your stinky little penis
>>200035341nigga overthinking how to eat a hot dog
>>200035343i like mexicans they are hard working and love their families and make good food and care about their neighbors
mmmmm tacos
>nigga overthinking how to eat a hot dog
ITT: low quality posts
>>200035371I had happily erased this video from my memory and now you have to remind me it exists
There could be kids here you fucking monkey
>>200035358That's right homes we are great people just the stupid Cia is keeping us down o algo
ITT: high quality posts
>>200035377I hope you look like that anime girl irl if not, retreat your words
>>200035337I don't know how to tell you this, but... it's over.
>>200035397
>>200035377i always make good quality posts. i wouldnt mind someone talking to me like that also
2D > 3DPD
How can we make /cum/ better?
Connections today was bullshit, yesterday I got a perfect score and I only got two groups today.
>>200035430more baseball posting
>>200035430discord gooning sessions
>>200035406if you please consult the graphs you can clearly see it's over
I'm so hungry I can eat an entire cum poster
i saw a little exercise online that in order to talk easier to a shrink about life's problems, i have to make a list in 4 categories1. What you don't like about your life right now and would like to change2. Things you hate doing and would rather not do anymore in the future, ever3. Things you are capable of doing daily that you can tolerate with minimum to mild stress4. Things you want to do that has the potential to enrich yourself personallywhat do you think?
>>200035445someone else here does connections? thats fantastic here's mine for today they have been hard lately
>>200035446Who the fuck even watches baseball?
>>200035445skill issue
>>200035445>>200035466>brainlets in my /cum/
>>200035463careful antitherapyschizo will show up
>>200035466What does it mean to stump a candidate?Whatever, I'm going back to Sudoku.
>>200035470white people with fathersbeer drinkerscomfy kingsyou know, those with an IQ in the triple digits
>>200035430more buns
>>200035496enjoying sports is literally directly correlated with lower iq
>>200035475>>200035477I got a perfect score yesterday, fuck you.
>watching sportsNORMALFAGS OUTORMALFAGSOUT
>>200035516/cum/ has been pro-baseball since its inception, newfag
My favorite sport is ostrich racing
>>200035489>A political stump speech is a standard speech used by a politician running for office. Typically a candidate who schedules many appearances prepares a short standardized stump speech that is repeated verbatim to each audience, before opening to questions.
>>200035506My bunny died yesterday
>>200035523I've been here longer than you, albeit
>>200034480I don't really like mushrooms. Feels a lot like work just to enjoy the high. They aren't bad but I like LSD much more.
Donald Dump! haha
/cum/ keeps my brain well-greased.
>>200035513cope, midwit
>>200035529I killed it
make sure to lubricate and stretch your anus daily
>>200035529im so sorry anon i didn't mean to remind you while you're still grieving im sorry what was their name
>>200035534[doubt]
I also like to draw rabbits
Rabbits and guinea pigs are food animals to me, like pigs and cows. A pig can have personality but I still only think of it as food.
>>200035572>guinea pigsWtf
>>200035560ToulouseHe was 11
>>200035569i love him he looks very hare like this is a very impressive drawing anon good work
/cum/ niggas be like"I cant eat this cow, its a Sagittarius"
>wake up>browse /cum/>go to sleep>repeat
i'd have no problem with eating people
>>200035584i'm so sorry you lost him, i'm sure he was an angeli hope you're doing okay
What does 'spick' mean?
>>200035600And it wouldn't be considered cannibalism for a monkeyzilian
lamar is a bitch ass
>normalfags in /cum/ playing wordle
What if I just have Down's Syndrome?
>>200035608I understand this reference
>if
Um why is no one responding to my posts
https://youtu.be/4V_bjQz8BVg
>>200035654sorry im looking for a new op picture
>>200035584RIP Toulouse
200035654
let me guess, flowers/cute animals
What party tricks can you guys do? I can juggle a bit
>>200035677hush
What's your zip code
>>200035685I can play wonderwall and Country roads
>>200035663May I suggest this one
>>200035529
>>200035685i can juggle two balls WAIT I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THATTT
>>200035606>>200035668Thank you I’ve been mostly holding it together because my wife is taking it way worse (she got him before she met me and was her bunny) he was with me for 6 years and made me very happy every dayThis is one of the last photos I took of him and he was laying next to me in bed, I think it was Thursday
>normalfags on /cum/
How many people here are retarded?
>>20003569290210
dis nigga juggling mens scrotums
>>200035718just be there for her whenever you can right now, he looks absolutely precious. i'm so sorry anon, giving you a virtual hug
I am a soda drinker but I'm the most patrician kind of soda drinker, large gas station cup filled to the brim with crushed ice and then filled with soda.
Bruh
>sodaDefinitely some form of mental disability
Pop vs Soda is a classic /cum/ debate tbqh
>>200035729all you do is complain. you never shut the fuck up
>>200035718Stop bringing up your fucking wife it makes everyone here feel like shitYou don't need to flex on incels
>>20003569233624
>>200035785>>200035785>>200035785
>>200035733meeeee
>>200035782soda master race
>>200035774that would be the [soda] Zero drinkers, absolute scum of the earth every one of them
>>200035782Not anymore cause the Pop Chads won
I like hearing about his hot sexy wife
>>200035772if britain got nuked tomorrow i would not want to even hear about it so i wouldn't have to see that word
>>200035784he's not 'flexing on incels' it's his wifes bunny and hes just telling his story
>>200035569Talent right here
>>20003569223665
