Well if you insist edish
Unironically have a twitter account where I repost interracial porn and reply built for bbc under every image of a pawg.I also have an account where I follow Right Wing accounts.I'm not joking.
Based non-can nonce.
>>200052745>Brit
practising the lines 'lovely service wasnt it' a billion times ahead of funeraltoil on friday i will not fuck this up
how do you stop yourself getting a stiffy at the gym around all the fitties?
Just found out my mum was sexually assaulted by a mentally ill black man in London in the 90s
Shut the fuck up.
>mega genious
Will be posting a picture of my pint in about two hours
*Spills into the thread and finally begins breathing again, coughing and sputtering*HACK HACK COUGH COUGH
>>200052755Maybe you should just delete twitter
anyone who DARES disrespect the great and noble commonwealth of Australia ITT will NOT grt away with it
>>200052787least autistic brit poster
Opened my laptop after making the thread and I had 9+ notifications on Teams and I shit myselfTurns out it was just someone mass changing a series of meetings. I hate how they appear as Teams notifications now. :/
Might start acting Eurocentric
>>200052823this is deeply uninteresting to me
Spaino clicking show stub on every one of my posts only to seethe and stomp his feet each time
>>200052798Nah, she got some thug lovin' and felt guilty about it so made up some story for your timmy dad.
>>200052787Telepathically imprinting the alternate phrase "service; it wasn't lovely" into this anon's psyche
>>200052823incredible how you manage to be both so boring and so mentally ill
lost a good save point on BG3 now im fuming out me arse
>>200052819ƃuoɥƆ ƃuiɥƆ
>>200052845I don’t filter Canadians lad>>200052867In what sense?
coMONGwealth of POOstralia
There's the current most boring post of the thread. Let's see if anyone wants to beat that
>>200052871*rolls up sleeve revealing popeye arm with an anchor tattoo*
>>200052887in the sense you’re a boring freak. put your vpn or name on so we can filter you please
mental how this big poz island still thinks they're the top shot
It is genuinely funny that this leaf thinks he's the one making Spaino seethe and not the other way around.They're just like tanks in their lack of self-awareness and completely inability to engage in bantz.
mad how my 20 year old forum name Thug Hunter is basically unusable now
I lack self-awareness and have a complete inability to engage in bantz
my crypto exchange just rugged me
>>200052938Your mum can use it tho.
nice service wasn't it
>>200052929Not funny.
>>200052755Maybe you should just delete yourself
>tanks
>>200052977gigglnig
Ok I’m boarding be right back forum
wanking a cock with my arse
tummy hurts after all that liquorice
just got rugged out me arse
>when your hands smell of girland everything is right with the worldanother memegirl: existsme:omg im so happy
genuinely crying from that post
>>200052929Are you pretending to be me talking about myself to wind him up? lol
new viral meme format lads
All right I'll post in hereBut I'm telling you now, don't jerk me around, all rightI've been around the block.I know a thing or two.So don't try to bullshit me, all right
>>200053036Good post.
>>200053074Me when I'm not smiling:Me when I'm smiling:
Citizen or Casio
>>200053112ktim
plotting a gigawank
£15,000 coach trip to dundee and it wasnt even sunnyholidays are a con
heh
>>200053166the trick is to enjoy yourself
browsing outer int
>>200053166dundee for only £15,000? don’t believe it
>>200053219yep had to travel in the luggage hold but it's doable that cheap
seeing some malicious communications in this thread
got my execution tomorrowbricking it
just witnessed spamming
Dua Lipa must surely be transAbsolutely unfemine body
Reminder that posts about British culture belong on /pol/
spainpedo meltdown
entering a state of psychosis
What do you lads think about shared ownership homes?Thinking about buying a place with the Mrs in the next few years and some of the new builds with shared ownership are very peng
Should I invest my monies at 5.22% for 6 months or 5.16% for 1 year?
>>200053300they're a swizz mate
>>200053323dunno
feeling spiritually blacked
>>200053300you have to kill the other owners to fully enjoy it
>>200053334In what sense? Better than being a rentpig innit
>>200053346greatthat's just greatwhat a waste of everyone's timeyou've got some growing up to do kid
>>200053323do you think in 6 months, for 6 months it will be under 5.10% if you do then 1 year if you dont then 6 monthsez
>>200053372You still have to pay rent on the part you don't own.
>>200053323give to me ill have it tripled in 2 weeks
get the clapmeat posted
Who's that guy in those memes where he's touching his ear and saying "Who must go?"
>>200053388Yeah but you’re still building equity and you can buy that share later. At least in my case the mortgage payment + rent share would be cheaper than what I’m paying for my private rental rn
>>200053419Yer da aha
>>200053381the fuck are you on about you mong>>200053392utterly useless cretins herefor fuck's sakethat'll show me for /brit/posting during NEET hoursshall be returning in the evening.
>>200053456lmao state of you you're fucking braindead
Me and the gf have finally got engaged lads!
>>200052755Seems like a colossal waste of time
still had the porn up lol what am i like
(8) she a sad little sinner in the mirror the devil works hard like my liver (8)
>>200053166Haha this mornings gimmique!!LOVE IT
>>200053456not sure why you’d ask /brit/ for advice on finance at any time of the day, your iq must be in the negatives
>>200053474ahaha great stuff
>>200053419Putin I think
>>200053397
I think everyone at /brit/ agrees that it's time to end Strictly Come Dancing. Barely a day goes by without hearing of someone who had their life ruined by this show.
shit ass
https://soundcloud.com/kingsoftherollers/chin-swingerhttps://soundcloud.com/kingsoftherollers/chin-swingerhttps://soundcloud.com/kingsoftherollers/chin-swinger
>>200053597called strictly halal dancing now
Got 36 large sat in my Santander accountAlready put 50k of my inheritance into my vanguard and a further 16k into a high interest current account Should I buy premium bonds? It's diversifying better or should I stick it in my vanguard againAlready maxed out a help to buy so that's off the cards
toby
>>200053650sure go for it mate
>>200053597It did do some good like pictures of Maisie
any man in hype or do you not care
is there a point to working if you don't shag?
>>200053650Love this gimmick lol
>>200053709what the hell is this
mousechad the lovable scamp vs spaino the twisted paedophile
>>200053650dunno lol
>>200053726obviously it's the olympicsolympic events starts 2 days prior to the opening ceremony which is a bit cringe
Is decathalon full of shit tier items or are they actually pretty good/on par to Adidas/Nike for sportswear but just more reasonably priced?
>>200053699
>>200051572You're a tranny? If you like being a transsexual that's fine, you can be a transsexual, but I don't know why you are mentioning this in /brit/.
>>200053757I don't know lmao
>>200053699omg i forgot about her i've never been more into thighs in my life
>>200053764Dog sniffing webm
>>200053757very decentgood shop to have a wander round, you'll definitely buy something
Bryan, Vinny & Craig review Nitro June 1996
I AM EVIL HOMER, I AM EVIL HOMERthis is a bad day for generic characters everywhere
>>200053802Based man
>>200053767dreadful patter
Maisie? Conquered by a thug.
>>200053925janny isn't gonna like this one
>>200053902They're old news now>>200053925>they killed himProbably since it's so soon after they're failed assassination to ensure war in the Ukraine
People who say that the universe is a simulation are begging the question "Simulation of what?"Simulation theory actually doesn't answer anything at all.
wanking a blokes arse with my arse
THE PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN
>>200053910its 2016mong what do you expect
imagine both your sisters and your parents getting killed in one daychrist almightyfeel so bad for this girl
it's joeover
>>200054033it’s someone with autism trying desperately to fit in in any case
do foreigners think of themselves as foreigners or do they think we're like foreigners to them?
>>200054007if they had an iq above 50 they would never entertain it"simulation" theory is for people too thick to believe in god
have shoved all manner of household objects up my arse and have had many very enjoyable wanks BUT have NEVER achieved the fabled prostate orgasm
>>200054007>"Simulation of what?"er, the universe. obviously. stupid little twerp
>>200054035She'll cope with a long list of African thugs until somebody marries her
>>200054067they don’t think at all except about food and sex
>>200054081you actually need to kill yourself man
>>200054071then why do it?
when's the last time you hoovered your house?
@200054081hang yourself you fucking freak nonce
>>200054121>enjoyable wanks
>>200054044:/
>>200054125that’s what your mum is for
too late in the day to shave and shower nowno point is there
>>200054030*throws a smoke grenade at you*
>>200054125"hoovered"? never. isn't a word.vacuumed? yesterday
>>200054125Yesterday after Tyrone smashed my sons urn while he was helping my wife
>>200054071You’ll need me for that
>>200054126Have a nice flight big man x
>>200054067I don't view myself as foreign. However I am Irish so neither do brits.
>>200054105Russel T Davies definitely wanked to the thought of this muscular Nubian gentleman bumming his arse
>>200053910If you have a transsexualism fetish then okay but I don't know why you're mentioning it on /brit/. Maybe go back to >>>/lgbt/ where that topic is specifically relevant.
*yank politics alarm starts ringing*
>>200054125prefer not to say
alri haha
(8) she a sad little sinner in the mirrorthe devil works hard my liver (8)
>If you have a transsexualism fetish then okay but I don't know why you're mentioning it on /brit/. Maybe go back to >>>/lgbt/ where that topic is specifically relevant.
>>200054194>Tyronelrish lad is he?
mental that Canada imports millions of Indians and Nigerians who can barely string a sentence together but they turn me, a white STEM graduate with no dependents, awaywhy are they like thisjust a bizarre immigration policy
>>200054208I view Irish as foreigners. Anyone who isn't from the British mainland is a foreigner.
>>200054269white guilt or something
>failed greentext
>>200054269>just a bizarre immigration policyit's not bizarre at all, they just want whitey gone
>>200054251No he's a 6ft5 Jamaican gentleman who works as a personal trainer
>>200054251he's so americanised and terminally online his only exposure to black people is via american media.
>>200054276I am Irish, where I walk is Ireland. You are foreign.
Rorke coming to terms with his transsexualism fetish
>>200054186she looks rubbish
>>200054269You can get in easily with a STEM degree mate what are you on about?
>>200054269because you would demand a fair wage and treatment as a worker
>>200054320So what's the local equivalent to Tyrone?
not gay but wanking a bloke's cock with my arse
>>200054186glasses and nose
>>200054362ask your mum
they were going to spend £10bn in tax payer cash on the rwandan schemefucking cunts man fuck the lot of them
>>200054362Why wouldn’t you know?
>>200054208>I am Irishand yet you live in the UK and post in /brit/? curious
>>200054290>>200054312grim>>200054346bollocks1st class honours MASTERS in MechEng from a Russell Groupyou'd think I'd have graduated in English Lit from an ex-polytechnic>>200054348fairsthough mind you I see jeets protesting all the time for better treatmentso not really sure what the advantage of having them is in that regard
>>200054428you're the retard from earlier who didn't even understand 6 months interest accounts
The British/Irish rivalry continuing into the 21st century is the most forced shit ever
just witnessed politics
>>200054416Because I'm half black
>>200054035what the fuck are those hairstyles
>>200054219tranny
>>200054491I already have the solution.Just give the green counties to the Republic and keep the orange counties in the UK.It's that easy.
>>200054526That would give you even more reason to already know. Why are you so terrible at lying?
The colors of the German flag are the colors of alchemical transformation in Hermetic magic.
thoughts on toe socks?
>>200053709>Egypt vs Dominican Republichow could I not be hyped
>>200054539You're a transsexual? Okay but that's not relevant to /brit/ is it. There's no need to mention it.
>>200054491It’s the most one-sided rivalry in the world as well, only the Irish force it. But at least they do have a good reason to force it, they were fucked over by the Brits in the past that’s just a fact. What’s REALLY cringe is when the Scots try to pretend like they are some subjugated colony who have been oppressed by us throughout history.
> visited whitechapel>wasnt white nor any chapels
>>200054428jeets rarely protestthe exceptions are the recent pei hunger strike, where they were students demanding permanent residency for doing nothingand indian landlords in brampton protesting against regulations that make it illegal for them to stuff dozens of indians into the same flat
>>200054600the tranny autism that emanates from your posts is off the scale
>>200054545>and keep the orange counties in the UKThe UK doesn't have religious influence in government now
Got the Bradley Walsh trainers lads
was that some politics outside of /pol/ that I just witnessed?
>>200054658not sure
>>200054650>Size 7
want to go out and practice my driving but the roads are too busy at this timeonly safe to venture out after 8PM or so
>>200054677have you tried not living in an urban hellhole?
just applied to move to canada. got a 3rd in gender studies from university of roehampton. expecting my visa to come through no problem.
>>200054631Why are you accusing me of what you do yourself? Do you assume that everybody else is a transsexual just because you are?
oh my DAYS
>>200054417Live in London mate.
>>200054658Don't bring it to other people's attentionNotice, Report, Forget!
>>200054687I'd be even more afraid driving on country roads lad.
>>200054696Spainnonce exposed
>>200054697why don’t you post on reddit or somewhere else more suited to your autistic sensibilities
>>200054714Labour are rounding up and killing tories?
>>200054545But the orange counties will eventually become majority catholic too, there should be a clause allowing them to be given back too once that happens
day 141 of newjobtoil complete
>>200054717dont tell me what to do
>>200054714Rorke blaming it on the vaccine
>>200054756Why don't you stop crying because I said that Britain is a good countryMaybe if you actually had sex for once in your life you wouldn't be such a freak
>old people set to die in coming yearsbig if true
>>200054779Kek done me there
Remember Covid?
>>200054835No I don'tPlease fuck off
>>200054786boring try hard troon patter
>>200054771But there are Prods in the Majority Catholic countiesso we'll have to move them to the orange counties
>>200054844breasts
>>200054835Never happened. Any of it.
Dark fruits weather this
anyone tried tommy robinson's new aftershave
Labour rounding up the immigrants
>>200054857You've never had sex have you?
>>200054901Rounding them up to move them to the countryside
>>200054924I think immigrants and people enjoying the British countryside is a good thing.
Ill SadMy train has been cancelledWhat a terrible fucking day
>>200054844corr would shag her lovely are and breasts
>>200054915i have. it’s not an achievement. just something all normal functional adults do regularly. i suppose to you it seems like winning the london marathon or something
>>200054967chin up mate you can always get the next one x
>>200054976That's disgusting.
>>200054863I doubt they will all move, considering how vehement NIrish areBut I was also under the impression that Protestants are losing the demographics game in NI
>>200054990I'm terribly ill I just want to be in bedI might get a taxi
>>200054900Shut the fuck up Threadmeister lmfao
*nasally faggot voice*but I was also under the impression that protestants were losing the demographic game
>>200054979Your hand doesn't countI don't think it's possible to have sex when you're an incel thinking about your transsexualism fetish all day
>>200054964plenty of countryside where they come from
remember how we were all racist for thinking biden wasn't fit to be president
>>200055054seething autistic incel
>>200055086no
>>200055086remember when someone asked (no)
>>200055013>>200055050it's just an american voice really let's be honest
crossfaded in the smelly childhood bedroom YET again
back to the minecraft videos
cant wait
is that god damned australian nigger still here from earlier i had to go to work but i have a few bones to pick with him
why would they post thiswhat is their game
>>200055111I don’t get it
>>200055186
forgot to take minceberg out to do defrosttoil didn't i
>>20005518611 year old voting?
>>200055219Shove your mince up your arse and order a dominos
Gonna scran me salad lads, catch you all later :3 x
>>200055219shops are still open
peter hitchens rubber arse
>>200055182phil foden after the euros
romania is an underrated country
ffs how is it only mondayshould be wednesday by now at least
>>200055182Yeah that looks like an enjoyable enriching movie experience
>>200055332Nosferatu is an ancient Romanian word for vampire
>>200055349uve been klling it today
>>200055086well you are a bit racist
>>200055381I don’t understand what you’re saying
>>200055307imagine pulling your dick out of her arse and finding a half digested bit of bread and onion covered in shit stuck to it
there’s never been an italian president
shaking with anxiety over what? i don't even knwo
we're so evil
In Romanian folklore there was a school of wizards who rode dragons and control of the weather and had vampiric powers. They were called the Solomonari, named Solomon from the Bible who was said to be a powerful magician.
>>200055485Send the lazy cunts home
wankschluss
mite circle a few properties for the landlord
discranbobulated
>>200055505sounds like harry potter
>>200055505didn’t happen though did it made up shite
>>200055505Why are you rambling to no one about this
need to pop myself with a leng
>paying thousands of pounds to go to a foreign country to pick fruitah yes
I just want you to know who I ammmm
>>200055485they never came with the intention of picking fruitand in all of asia, do you really have to pick from islam central?
love watching old youtube videos and slapping my big round belly with laughter
to the anon who posted webms of elephants in the last thread, enjoyed them both very much
>>200055505Good post, as evidenced by the number of replies!
>>200055560Frick off
>>200055581Happens to people that emigrate to Australia
>>200055588The middle east is in Asia so surely THAT is Islam central?
>>200055485find it difficult to believe that the farm is not involved in this borrow-to-work scheme
>>200055485not my problem they'll have paid dodgy cunts in indonesia to get the work it's not tesco selling strawberry-picking licenses is it
pooing, wanking, farting, and shitting
just letting you know your posts were all really shit and boring this thread
>>200055641erm.. ktim !!
>>200055641circle of life innit
oh my god the WEATHER
>>200055649there were some good threads earlier before you arrived
>>200055649Hey I just got here
>>200055628indonesia has the biggest muslim population in the world
>>200055672ayequite consistent this week
>>200055649any advice?
>>200055688second biggest is your mum's bedroom
>>200055696Best temperature
boner of a lonely fart
>>200055688um actually it's only 80% muslim so technically Pakistan has more muslims now xxx
>>200055688i dont think indonesians are that religious except in some regions
oh my science
>sleep with the window open and get sick>sleep with window closed, it's too hot to sleep>sleep with fan on and get sickFuck offff
>>200055727much better than the boner of a broken shart
>>200055749Ooooohhhh...Fuck you
>>200055749your consitution is pathetic go to a doctor get checked that is not normal ava
>>200055749How on earth is that making you sick? Are you talking about drainage or dry throat?
totally yawning out me arseanother day as an unemployed sluglike creature (i am in my pants)
got the House of the Dragon on
>>200055764homer of a lonely bart
>>200055803ktim
>>200055809get the black targaryans wanked off
>>200055809shite tho ennit
>>200055771by the way denton, stay out of the ladies' restroom
>>200055800Sick... runny nose, coughing, headache.My runny nose drains into my stomach and now my stomach hurts too. Its fucking insane.
any ___ man in?
get it made
>>200055862s'alright
>>200055893ye i'm a (wo)man
shouldn’t call it a restroom if you don’t want me to sleep in it should they
on the bbq shgapes
>>200055890Not sick, body is just reacting to allergens from the open window and a dry throat/sinuses from the fanTake some zyrtec and FUCK OFF
Went to Selfridges and couldn't find a single fridge for sale. Currys isn't a takeaway. Gonna write a letter to trading standards.
>yank post disregarded
THE FUUUUCKIIIING NEWWWWWW
>>200053716It's not a gimmick I'm actually turning to Brit for financial advice
i said get it fucking made
>>200056004Give it to me
>>200056059>>200056059>>200056059
