how would you respond?
Do nothing because I have crippling social anxiety around women
>>200082827geia sou
>>200082935Hellenx women are agressive, she wont let you ignore it
>>200082827y-you too.
why yes i will convert to judadim for you m'lady
>>200082993This situation would never occur in the first place.
>>200082827tell her to fuck off, I don't trust anyone who moves like that
>>200082827kaki psyxri kai anapodi poutana
>>200082993That's true, I had multiple women approach me and one even told me that I wouldn't have to do anything and I should let her handle everything from dating to bed stuff because I seemed lukewarm kek
>>200083054Hellenxpipo colonized a lot of places around the med and black seaAustralia could be next
>>200083176You cannot suffer in Greece.
>>200083176Was she fat or something Ive seen greek women being extremely extroverted but not like hitting on dudes. But ive only interacted with a few here/in cyprus
>>200082827Γεια σου γλύκα
>>200082827Hellenic women are highly endogamous and do not frequently date outside of their ethnic group. I would greet her, tell her that she has a pleasant aroma, then hopefully depart on agreeable terms.
>>200083324No she was a petite fuckable pretty thing, she was a friend of a friend of my sister.When we first met I was making a joke about us marrying because I saw how she stared but then didn't really pursue because I'm shy and lazy so she started hunting me down instead.The ones actually hitting on me were rare, I've had it happen twice in my life, once I was sitting at a cafe-bar with some friends and a girl comes up to me, tells me that her friend likes me and if I would like to sit with them.We drank coffee and talked and she asked for my number.The other one was working in an Internet cafe I frequented and she would flirt (I thought she was joking) and eventually she told me if I was doing anything after and that I should take her out for a drink.These were the most obvious one, I had my married neighbor ask me if she should join me in the shower when I returned from the gym, random friends of my sister that I didn't thought were interested making moves on me etc, i.e. got into my bed and locked knees with me out of the blue
>>200083507bro your top singer is half greek
>>200082827Confusion because I don't know what this means or what she wants from me.
>>200082827Ugh... my ex was Greek and yeah there's something special about those, if I ever break up with my current gf I'm flying immediately to Greece to pick one there.
>>200082827I would tell her that sorry can you speak English
>>200082827I wake up.
>>200083823they colonized your neighboring cunts you should learn a couple of words at some point \
>>200083714kek the few times anything like that happened to me i only realized it a week later
>>200082827natives here are all chinless midgets but im too autistic to make moves
>>200082827Check for my phone and wallet
>>200086007Pretty ironic coming from an Albanian
>>200086100What the fuck how do you know thatLog out from my laptop
>>200086007thischeck my phone for her number
>>200082827as an american in greece for the first time, people here are very friendly. The women don't seem like they'll just sleep with you randomly thoughbeit.
>>200082827τράβα στην κουζίνα και φτιάξε μου ένα σάντουϊτς καριόλα
>>200082827καλημέρα, όμορφο λουλούδια
>>200086186cant suffer in grecia
>>200086383as far as I can tell, the average day of a Greek is:>wake up at 10 or 11 at the earliest>grab a little pastry and coffee>stop and chat with some random person you've never met>they invite you to a get together later that week>late to work, nobody cares>work until maybe 5 or 6>you meet up for appertivo and chat for an hour or two>go home and change>dinner at 10 or 11>stay out until 3 or 4amall in beautiful coastal towns...what a horrible life to live...
>>200086611damnhard life
>>200083714bro , it seems we live in different realities
>>200082827“Καλημέρα, τι κανείς?”Then switch to English and smile
kalamar? yes please!
>>200086611You ΒΙΛΛ work 6 days a week and you ΒΙΛΛ be happy
>>200087899you're just tryna deny your reality dimitrios
>>200088337never tried it they look like onion rings
Run away from the hairy beast before it manages to capture me, its disguise cannot fool me as I am a native to these forgotten lands.>>200089999It's great, better than fish imo.
>>200089999its battered and deepfried squid very good with tartar sauce>>200089315>>200082827looks like a typical turkish girl desu I've seen a lot of them past 2 weeks
I'm 32, Greek and have never dated a Greek girl before, British women are easy so I never bothered to try when I moved here
>>200090285no shit you're not in greece nigel
>>200083714Are you a 10/10 perchance? Pardon my cringe sensibilities.>>200087899I pick up learning greek on duolingo 2 years ago back when I was serious about converting to greek orthodoxy. Are there any jobs there?>>200086611Holy SOVL
>>200090143>typical turkish girlnot here in Germany though she looks Southern European from million miles awayTurkish girls here look either like kardashian (fuckable) or fat mexican maidens (unfuckable)
>>200091251what if schwab was hellenx
>>200092369meant for >>200088386
>>200082827Καλημέρα. Να σου συστήσω τον φίλο μου από το Ισραήλ
>>200082827Alaikum selam
>>200092404bumpo
