Declaration of Independence edition
>>200089930America... come home...
>>200089930Come home, British man
>>200089930>hmm, a near perfectly created Anglo-Protestant Republic?>a little civic nationalism won't hurt-ACKKKK
>canadians already seething
>>200089930I can’t read it
One day away from vacation.
Our TRVE flag!
>the people complaining about america aren't even american really activates those almonds
I dont need to seethe after seeing that handlet lol
>>200090335americans are too delusional to have complaints. Redneck jimbob thinks this is the best place ever even though he lives in poverty in bumfuck nowhere
>I was wrong about you being brown but you're a... handlet!
Y'all having your mensies at the same time?
sovl...we used to be a REAL empire.....
>>200090335Non-foundational Americans aren't really Americans either thoughbeit. They are the same as Turks in Germany or Jeets here. They just showed up to a country that was already created and got some papers.
what the heck are you guys even arguing about
You can't be posting the chud with that tiny hand brah, probably look more physically like him than me, a spiritual chud.
>>200090442some canuck chud hates that america isn't 100% white and separated from the british
>>200090442Real Americans (arrived before the revolution) vs. the Ellis Islanders (or even later)
>>200090546>>200090516what would it take for you two to make amends
>>200090583He needs to respect the spirit of the Founding Fathers, specifically Ben Franklin. No Tawny or Swarthy foreign eccentricities.
i should start dating again
I'm gonna post my family photo. Wanna see ?
Canadians have some pretty shitty ideas so I'm not sure I want them influencing America
>>200090818no thank youpost female relatives feet instead please
>>200090846why are you like this
>>200090760Heard the dating apps are incredibly grim now, haven't used them since the 'Vid thoughbeit
>>200090856like what?nor wanting to see his family, or wanting to see girlfeet?
>>200090825Idk I think modern ice hockey was a pretty good idea. I apologise for the basketball leaf guy though
>>200090883it'll be okay >>200090907the feet thing obviously
>>200090907It's a good picture, THOUGH
I have a friend worked at McDonalds and he said all of his coworkers talked about having foot fetishes
>>200090818Post it
>>200090972open toed shoes are going to go extinct at this rate
>>200090978
>>200090938i don't know why i'm like this honestlyi really only like photos of feet, i got a footjob before and tried to suck toes but it really didn't do anything for me. still don't mind rubbing a girls feet while we're just chilling tho>>200090945i don't make t he rules, i just enforce them
>>200091029at least you're being honestfootrubs are nice though i was just saying earlier how i needed someone to work on my shoulders badly, i have some really tight stress knots that i can't deal with
>>200089930The declaration of gay niggas
>US politics>Monarchy>”We all believe x in Canada”STOPYOU ARE NOT TALKING TO A CANADIANTHIS IS THE PROXY BRITDO NOT ENGAGE
I fuckin missed it. I could've driven to Texas, taken a week off work
>>200091285i like your gimmick posting because it's generally harmless and not mean spirited
>inb4 is not a gimmick. This is real love!
>>200090972Something wrong with zoomers frfr no cap ong yo
>>200090442It’s one guy from /brit/ using a canadian proxy.
>>200091459>t. The brit on a Canadian proxy
WHO'S GONNA CARRY (YOU)'S??
>>200091359It's not a gimmick. This is real love.
>>200090938Girl I hooked up with had moon water and crystals all over the place. Namaste.>>200090931>ice hockeyGo back.
>>200091543that was never in doubt anon>>200091573crystals are cool to look at but a lot of people like to make it their whole personality, they are just rocks
She'll be in NY next month, but I can't go clear across the country. All her tour dates are in fucking Europe. She's going to Montreal before NY but that's still too far. What's a fella to do
I haven't been to New York in 20 years. Vent'anni. Last time I was there, it was snowing. That was the last time I saw snow
Simping after a beautiful woman is obviously lame but at some basic level understandable. Simping at this level for some very basic 6/10 woman is just sad.
>>200091543Welcome back Yuta
>>200091680you could fly to montreal instead of driving and do a mini vacation, get a nice hotel for 3 days and just do stuff downtown maybe.
>>200091757Why is JJK so popular
>>200091752It's understandable, doesn't mean it's good for you though. Same like getting so mad that you murder someone
>>200091793Gojo carried the show early on, then it reached peak popularity with the Shibuya arc because it was just really cool and not it's just coasting. Current arc is ass.
>>200091757What?>>200091760Id love to, sounds nice. But Montreal is even farther away then NY. Et mon Francais est mauvais. I'm afraid it's just not meant to be.
Complain about groups of people being treated like human beans
>>200091752I'm not simping. I'm just a fan and she's one of the few women I actually respect. I wont even jack off to her, I respect her too much. She's a great dj
>>200091857You've never watched JJK old man?
>>200091925I don't watch cartoons
The bar exam is in a week and I'm feeling so fucking anxious today.
>>200091977What is that some kind of Limbo contest
>>200091976Erm, actually, it's called anime and it's Japanese.
>>200091977you got it buddy
>>200091870Mexicans are human beans
How low can you go?!
>>200092063that looks so painful
>>200092051I'm thinking bout those rn
This nigga over here being a bean
Kamala polls are horrible for her lol. She's doing worse than Biden
Filipina cashier keeps trying to steal my change when I buy coffee
I'm so bad at comforting people it's insane what am I even supposed to say if someone is really sick?
>>200092158No politics stunad. Keep it up, I'll send you to sleep and fall school.
talking to the millionaire trustfund 28 year old lesbianjust found out her dad raped her basically when she was a kid.
>>200092158She's just objectively a bad choice from a winnability perspective alone
>>200092193Sic semper Lesbianae
>>200092193>lesbian>molested as a kidMany such cases
>>200092255That's what I just said >>200092225
>>200092167offer them support, if they need anything let them know that you will be there to help. you don't have to do an emotional performance, just be sincere
My trust fund was only 440k :(
>>200092225shes from californiahow do i talk to her last msg was brb
I detest sweets but today I got a hankerin for some jelly beans.
>>200091832Hmm, sounds good, might start reading it
>>200089930A lot of the people who signed that were killed for it and their homes burned.>>200090378I'd gladly trade 1,000 redneck (farmer) jimbobs who were thrown into communist labor camps for life for being Christian for 1,000 of "people" like you.
>>200092287we have a weird historyi just magically started talking to her again after 5 months laterour last convo was like hrs
>>200092287I'm from California but I don't know how to talk to Lesbians. Sorry
>>200092315My brother always says he hates sweet things but then he eats all the candy I buy
>>200090378Bumfuck nowhere America mogs some country's best areas
>>200092371Maybe he means he hates BUYING sweet things.
Why do totalitarian states hold elections? Who they trying to fool?
There's a narco named el Plumas and the guy has commissioned some fire fucking songs, he has very good taste. Thank you Plumas.
That was quick
>>200092345shes from LAi dont know how to talk to this bitchshe had a crippling heroin addiction for yearsshe quit heroin and does something called oxy everyday, for years now....
>>200092514She should have done it immediately tbqh but I think she thought she could salvage it lol #girlboss moment
>>200092422Mayhaps. I think it might be a bit performative, like he believes men aren’t supposed to enjoy sugar or something
>>200092519oxy is an opiate
>>200092514Come on. She gets shown up by an untrained 90lbs, 20 year old incel with his dad's AR. What if they had been a crack assassin team from North Korea or some shit? Shit was embarrassing to say the least.
>>200092607um, that's sexist chud
>>200092637no it's not
Thinkin about drinkin a stout
>>200092703How do you not detect sarcasm
>be peruvian >live in peru >peru be a third world shithole >get opportunity to emigrate and start again>can choose between the United States or Spain So. Would you go to the United States or Spain and why?
>>200092733trying to fix my sleep schedule so i'm tired and i'm kind of stupid
>>200092733That wasn't me. I wrote this>>200092607But not this>>200092703
>>200092772There is literally 0 reason to go to Spain if US is another choice.
>>200092772Spain. You already know the language and you'll be exotic. Here you'd be just another beaner, no offense.
>>200092772The fuck is there to do in spain?America is more entertaining.
>>200092772come to america we can smoke weed and go to whataburger together
>>200092848You near Austin?
>>200092772Go to Spain. You can visit many other European countries and see the world. Here you'd be stuck. Thousands of miles of the same country.
>>200092733Not recognizing/understanding sarcasm is unironically a sign of autism. Please be patient and do not bully autists, they were born that way.
>>200092772Spain. Reconnect with your roots, find where your family came from.
>>200092912i don't have autism i'm just tired i have a different diagnosis anyway
>>200092772I would choose USA. You can always go to Spain later.
>get warning instead of ban for politicsNice change of pace today, thank you hotpockets!
This fucking retard again.
I think canadians are alright
>>200093039
>>200093039I like Mexicans in Mexico a lot, but not Mexicans in the US.
Very hotpockets-esque post above
I respect President Biden. He did what Orange Man never could. He put his COUNTRY first.
>>200093091This. Mexicans in Mexico are top lads. Once they come here they're insufferable
>>200093091I don't like either
Imagine eating this normal
>>200092988>>200092988>>200092988>>200092988come join us in the sweden yarn!
>>200093261What was he gonna do, pull another Jan 6? Ain't nobody checkin for Biden like that
>>200093289You could've made that in like 10 minutes you retard
>>200093261If you had to choose between Ataturk or Orange Man as your president, which would you select?
>>200093261Too bad Orange Man is still going to win so it was all for naught
>>200093322Why are you insulting me?What did I do to you?Tell me.
>>200092726Too early
>>200093511I apologize mexibro, I was wrong to call you a retard. I would like to retract my post.
>>200093347Trump is significantly more vile, incompetent and genocidal than Kemal. His indifference and malfeasance during the COVID-19 crisis killed more than a MILLION Americans.
me
>>200093569You're in for a bad time in November
Know a guy who is wanted on charges of arms trafficking. Don’t do crime, kids.
>>200093676That's a based charge tho, like money laundering.
>>200093709Yeah, nahI’m pretty sure he was just used as a mule by gang members he thought were his friendsI find it very sad
>>200093676No Second Amendment in Canuckland
>>200093676He'll be out in like 4 years, even less if he can prove his race affected his upbringing lol
>>200093709This>
back from costco
>>200093569>Greek flag>not going into a rage at the mere mention of roach manNon-Greek detected
>>200094123What was the damage?
>>200094176$62
How expensive is gas in your state? Got some for $2.86 a day ago
>>200094253Cheapest I can find here in California is like $4.50
>>200094253$3.05 at costco
>>200094226What'd you buy THOUGH
>>200094337covfefe, pizza, yoghurt, avocados, eggs
>>200094253normal gas is like 3.40-3.50, but premium is like fucking 4.40+
My state is 4.77 a gallon
>>200094400Grim
>>200094400Gay
going to eat some spicy vietnamese pho derivative now.
>>200094400thats about what it is here
>>200094431sexo con mejican bummy
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>200094585Your keyboard is stuck
Is it true that Mexican women are passionate lovers?
>>200094605mejcanas? no. mejicanos? yes.
Just remembered that an anon here owes me a drawing.
>>200094605I dont know, never had a latina gf. I svffer in Canada
>>200094769i'll be drawing my nutz across your face l8r
https://youtu.be/UUMSJ44pjtw
Not much /cum/mers in /cum/ today
Where's the super mature, cultured and old anon who remembers a nixon reference aparentely no one else but him could remember?
>>200094980I like Nixon because he made fun of jeets
>haha you use the term normie or normalfag, there's no such thing as an npc or the herd>*insults immediately devolve into being socially excluded, ostracized, or not complying with social norms*
>>200094915Go ahead! I dare you!
>>200094980I'm right here you trollop-spawned homonculus, what do you want
>>200094980Milhous is a meme
>>200095003>Women: we aren't just sex objects!!>also women: *every insult they use towards men is based on them not getting sex or low sexual value*Really makes one reflect
>>200095035I want to keep laughing.How many otjer super old events and mega oscure references do you remember not even history books say?
>>200095119My argument was that zoomers aren't familiar with the Nixonisms that Bosnian or whatever he was was talking about
>>200095116They only say they don't like being ostracized or that they aren't sex objects when it's undesirable men who try to get with them sexually. They are more than happy to objectify themselves if it means getting betabuxx resources or Chad's genes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAr2yr8Q9JE
XML is better than JSON IMO.
>>200095189Brvtal trvthnvke
Did you have good nutrition as a child? Are you tall and healthy?
>>200095295i drank a lot of milk
>>200095295yes and yes. but im a skinlet.
>yes or no question box>answer is neither yes or no>"0% got this question right"Kek
I'm going to start calling people trollop-spawned Homonculi
>>200095333bussy milk?
>>200095244I mean that's literall women's entire survival strategy and how they evolved. They lack the physical strength to acquire resources for themselves so they use psychological manipulation and sex to control men to get resources for them in exchange for sex and possibly reproduction.
>>200095376no, that's gay and not nutritious
>>200095358It won’t hit the same if you can’t also make references to Nixon.
>>200095376Imagine being this faggots father...holy shit what a disappointment
>>200095396Anon is just handing out pure redpills today, call this mf Morpheus
Leafoids be shitting in the beach
>>200095470This>>200095396You should namefags or tripfag as morpheus
>>200095464you must be my father then :D
>>200094605I love my mom yeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgKqxLAhRKE
>>200095481Diversity is our strength chud. Indians brought their vibrant beach defecating culture and enriched Canada.
If you get rid of the states that>ban boycotting Israel>require or will soon require a loicense to access to sites with adult content (meaning sites like 4chan and X will have to block those states soon)>have unconstitutional gun laws such as bans on "assault weapons"Then you're left with only AK, NM, WY, VT, ME.If you go even further and get rid of the states that have laws protecting people that give HRT to kids you're only left with AK, WY, and ME.Out of those the biggest cities are Anchorage and Portland. Anchorage is bigger, but it's a frozen hellscape. If you're okay with turning kids into trannies you can go for Albuquerque, I guess. Rent in Portland is like San Francisco or NYC, but it's fucking tiny.
I'm watching Armin Van Buurens "A State of Trance" show on YouTube, and it's EXTREMELY European.So it's shot in a studio and Armin in DJing in front of a screen. His side kick is off to his right standing in front of a computer screen, music is playing and there's a bunch of regular jackoffs standing around in the studio rocking and bouncing to the music very awkwardly. It just looks so....European. and particularly Dutch or Scandi.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaZGSLXWztk
Skibidi dop dop dop skibidi yes yes yes skibidi babitibipitibopitibooo
my post telling an israeli to jump in the oven got deleted? really? this board is ass nowadays
>>200095590I wonder if the ancient egyptian empire/whatever lasted thousands of years by being bureaucratic pussies
What a cool name to have. "Joseph Octavians"
>>200095614You want European? THIS is European
bruh
>>200095762There is an Israeli janny that is very sensitive here
>>200095614You have a completely made up idea of what Europeans, Scandis and the Dutch especially, are like. The Dutch have the hardest raves on the planet. You made it up and decided that "yeah, I'm going to go with that and treat it as truth". Textbook definition of being delusional. It's a psychotic disorder.
>>200095799LOL
The guy in charge of putting pictures with the articles at ABC news is drunk again
>>200095812>t. Jan Pieterzoon
>>200095812Europeans are too powerful for American minds to understand
I will not be buying this tent
>>200096037Could a been worse, the dude could a been the mulignan
went 3 hours without seeing a n*ger
>>200095965Just a glimpse of Kamala's America
>>200096067rare
>>200095965That's just Laffin' Kamala at work
>>200096071LOL
>>200095803Is he new?
>>200096106Kackling Kamala is better
>>200095766What?
It's so...disturbing to see 4chan speak irl, especially in politics
>>200096164he's a gamer
>>200096164https://youtube.com/watch?v=PobQzVsj7GE
>>200096242
>>200096119Idk seems like he has been here since the beginning of the year. Anything with an Israeli flag or mentioning the cunt is trashed quickly
My girlfriend will look like this
Paid the Generalberg for the privilege of driving another month
Anon Im going to take a shower but did you make it to 1pm
>he pays for car insurancejust don't get pulled over bro
Would quite like to own a car one day.
>>200096680funny that you talk about insurance cause i saw a vehicular accident involving a female driver and another boomer driver
>>200096703Why don't you go buy one right now?
fuck public companies
Anon didnt make it to 1pm >.> just like I expected
>>200097037It's 2pm though
/cum/ on the leftme on the right
I might go to Morrisons, any of you guys want anything?(Morrisons is a supermarket, like Kroger in the US or something like that)
>>200095295Yeah but I turned out short. I don't think nutrition in the first world impacts height anymore unless the kid is anorexic or living off small portions of white rice and tofu.
I used to talk to a lot of women back in collegeIt was a problem whenever I’d try to date anyone because they didn’t like that most of my friends were girls
>>200096703Its fun
lmao cat turned the ceiling fan on by sitting on the remote with his ass and now he's hiding from the entire ceiling
>>200097225based kot. post kot please
Have any of you actually been in all 3 /cum/ countries?Cuz I have
>>200097684live in the USwent to Canada a couple timesi was in Mexico for like 3 hours during a cruise excursion, if that counts.
>>200097773based
>>200097684Went on vacation to Mexico like a million years ago. Never had reason to go to Canada
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXd5itiqwbI
>>200097684I am not welcome in Canada
>>200097097It does, you just have shit genetics
>>200097684Yes but I dont count Mexico because I just was at a resort like most Leafs do
>>200097895Wait I take that back, I was in Canadian waters as I sailed from Seattle to Alaska
Him a tune on voocaroo and I'll try to guess what it is
>>200098073*Hum
How are you guys doing today?
>>200097684Yes
Madam president
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f90BL4uVIag
>>200098073https://voca.ro/1arHoV91E3DF
Next year the USA and Mexico will have their very own first female presidentsImagine the /cum/radery they're gonna form
>>200098427andrew yang isnt a woman, thoughever
When I was in high school, we didn't get MLK Day off, and gay couples couldn't go to prom.
>>200098422
I only want Harris to win to see the maga freakout
I swear to god if feels like this son of a gun has been in office for more than 10 years
"i want harris to win because i dont like the repubs so i want to see them lose, they will be so mad. i hope my side wins"
>>200098422Uh, the star spangled banner?
>AND THATS THE *ONLY* REASON
>>200098555I remember memes about him on this board 10 years ago in 2014He was the dude weed LMAO candidate
well thats what you get for voting in for legal weed (degeneracy)
>>200098638lmao yeah i remember those
>>200098507>Implying the seethe wouldn't be 1000x greater if Orange man wonYou are not a true shitposter
Family from out of state is visiting, asks to stay with us Proceeds to stay in my living room all day watching TVWhat was even the point
Canada is what happens to life when you legalise weed and wants to be goyim
>>200098698Dude, they literally stormed the Capitol building last time and lost 100 court cases
>>200098717maybe your state is boring
>>200098717you're supposed to take them places
>>200098555>openly allowed China to interfere in our elections >Canadian media doesn't even care Crazy what this guy has done
>>200098717It was a Machiavellian scheme to make you come on here and make a post about it. Now they've won you fool, you never had a chance
>>200098599Nope. Close>>200098506Do you know?
Is it true that USA was very conservative until the (((sexual revolution))) of 60s and 70s?
What's this haircut called?
It's over.Kamala will win and our country will be truly fucked.
>>200098762What do you think would happen if he won this time? He's already involved in 100 court cases. If you think this wouldn't set off a huge freak out you are deluded.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUUasAZzyJw
>>200098789How long till he steps down?
>>200098855>steps downNever , but he has to do an election next year by law, which he will 100% lose.
>>200098823I woudlnt say it was the sexual revolution that did it. Women got the jobs in the 40's when men were all fighting overseas and that pushed them to want equality, and the berkeley free speech/anti war protests in like...64? were largely untouchedthat and civil rights hurting our anti-authoritarian image during the cold war
>>200098855>steps downnever>voted outnext federal election
i had Texan BBQ crisps today i think the BBQ sauce is just worchester - which ihs DELICIOUS by the way
>>200098901So prime ministers in Canada stay in office until the people vote them out?
>>200098824The Stunad™
>>200098834Yea dems might scream and cry, but Trump will just claim the election was stolen again and his supporters will probably do something crazy again
>>200098855>Steps down
>>200098824hahahaha wtf
>>200098942Or they resign. In theory they can be voted out by their own party but this rarely happens in Canada unlike in Australia
hes so handsome
>>200098965If Trump loses to kakamala then the election was definitely stolen Biden barely won, and mail in ballots had no small part in that
>>200099035None of that was substantiated in court, trump lost every single election related court case
going to make a post next thread about something ive been thinking about and then ill go to then come back later and check the replies ^.^
Fruity ^^^
I'm fucking done with California, I want to move back to Alaska. But how do I get my car there? It would never make the trip, how do I ship my car to Alaska.
>hes been to canadasussy baka
https://youtube.com/shorts/yVxzJZKmyAQ>there are several 17.86 year old girls>better stay le heck away right guys!? why are burgers cucked like this?
DO NOT let the proxyfag make the new. He will use an image related to US politics because he’s only here to bait people into /pol/shit
I was in Ajax Canada
>>200099158>>200099158>>200099158
>>200099144>17.86 year old girls
>>200099159Thats cool but I'm not waiting 300 seconds
>>200095590Apparently the map on Wikipedia is wrong. Oregon doesn't have anti-BDS laws. How are Salem, Eugene, and Bend? I know Portland, OR is in decline. Population loss of 23K in three years. Crackhead hobos and BLM riots will do that.
>>200097935I'm like 5'6-5'7. Not a dwarf.
