breakfast of champions edish
poo smells lmao
Watching Charlie Veitch to remind myself the shitshow that is Manchester will slowly spill out to my area one day
>>200092393Global Bangladesh.
what'll it be lads?
Right I'm fucking done
Nonce!
>every single screenshot the "woman" is talking exactly the same way>and it all sounds like the way spainnonce talks
>>200092384omdz lad
use up the irish
Whats a good vantage point outside Manchester to watch the nukes fly in?
>>200092486nice comeback spainnonce you jewish freak
>>200092524Beeston Crag
need to read all the great books of mankind but all i managed to read was harry potter and other childrens books before the internet got to me and destroyed my attention span
>>200092440goat stew with peas and banana juice please mate
>>200092384
>>200092486Medication is jewish. I will not take jewish spainnonce medication!!!
>>200092579just read the bible
>>200092616>>200092560stop talking to/about me you boring worm, thanks x
>>200092629
The 5pm freaks will be flooding in now.
>>200092629the only copy i have is my grandmother's from like 1934 and some of the passages are faded
waited until i was 18 to jerk off because i thought it was illegal to do so earlier
Too many types of Coke nowadays. Cherry Coke, Vanilla Coke, Diet Coke, Zero Sugar Coke, so and so forth. Back in the 1970s there were only two types of Coke: -a Cola and -aine.
I'm the one behind the Hinge catfish. The only reason you think it's Spainlad is because he's the /brit/ boogeyman who can be accused of anything without evidence. By the time of deleting my account, I had roughly 75 matches (30 to respond to, 45~ their turn)I've done it before and posted about it on here. Also done similar experiments on Badoo and Tinder
Might unironically vote rfk
>Obama president nah!
>>200092674appreciate the effort lad but you literally can't reason with schizos they will believe whatever they want
Love how utterly reviled spainnonce is here. He is such an unlikeable freak he is hated by everyone everywhere he goes.
>>200092666holy sovl
>>200092717And nobody can truly tell you why
Fellas in little hats
>>200092674FOSYEG!!!!
>>200092717My "Spainnonce" character is hated Me, when I post without trip and without being in character, I'm well loved
>>200092674You should be shot
>>200092738just be a handsome man and women will sexually objectify, it doesn't feel great
>>200092717He's just so awful and not even interesting at all.
>Me, when I post without trip and without being in character, I'm well lovedhe's clocked immediately lol
done him
>>200092777Everyone hates you Adam you repulsive little nonce. The irony is that you created your gay little character because you have no mates IRL to LARP like you have mates here but everyone here fucking hates your guts. Go drink some bleach.
>>200092777You're always spainnonce. You pretend its an act but you do these things 24/7 and the cuckposting spam was literally constant at some times in the last few months.
>not even interesting at all.>*makes 20 posts in a row about me*>>200092832only when I want to be. when I want to blend in, I do and none of you can tell lol. i know that will wind you up and you will deny it but it's true. you've probably given me lots of friendly (You)s over the past few weeks :)
Toil doneWFH next two daysBusy busy though
Spainfreak is such a slimy rat
>>200092852>>200092866you freaks just can't help but reply to me can you lol. you think "this time I am gonna OWN him once and for all!!!"give it a rest you losers
Anyway, here are my takeaways from doing multiple black man Hinge experiments:>You have to send out a lot of likes - I did not get many likes from women at all (symptomatic of Hinge as an app in general imo)>Not all women prefer black men - but, there is a noticable percentage of women who do>You have to be very attractive - I used an extremely conventionally attractive guy (very tall, etc)I did not notice anything spectacular. I would have probably received more likes/matches if I had used a white man with the same attractiveness.
The thread isnt particularly fast at the moment so he's toning it down for a few hours before his meltdown is finally triggered
A samurai who smells of sunflowers?Sunflowers don’t have a scent.So wouldn’t that mean the samurai you’re searching for…doesn’t even exist?
>>200092929You should be shot
>>200092921Your first good post in awhile You’ve earned a reply with this one fella
Might become a furry
Genuinely mental how badly I mindraped some of you. I bet some of you even dream about me ffs, stop taking the internet so seriously you gimps
>>200092921love how this obviously isn't sn but the same pedantic schizos still cant help themselves from replying
BrownGreyUK
Mad how fit Jadeyanh was at age 20 and is already in decline at 23
>>200092888Hitchens looking peng these days.
>>200092992kek, you got me. i pretend to be spainlard a lot, literally the easiest way to get (you)s on here aha
Just absolutely BTFO this anon in another thread. It was epic.
>>200092717It's because he's an attention seeking virginIf he just acted like a normal person he wouldn't be hated
>>200093007Dunno who that is
>>200093007shes still as hot what do you mean
>>200093009Chris Tyson is a paedo. A dirty paedo. Him and Mr Beast, they have thousands of trafficked children locked in underground vaults on their privage island.
>>200092674And what exactly is your motivation
Why are the chinkys getting so uppity?
anti-tranny spammer doing God's work
>>200093035it's hilarious
>spaino hasn't posted here in a weekhttps://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/username/spain%2A/hope he's ok :/
My first son will be named Jolyon
well?
>>200092360is freddo being subjected to shrinkflation or something?
>>200093102I'm here right now lad lol, just posting on /Brit/ without my trip at the moment to rile up the incels haha
>>200093086Wanking. I am a recovering porn addict so I get off on getting women to admit their BBC preference.The main goal was finding girls I went to school with but couldn't find them on my stack.
>>200093102Hope he's deadYou can fuck off and all
>>200093110based?
>>200093113this brainrot has me was wandering around central london saying "gen zee boss and a miniiiii"
>>200093053Not really
>>200093132Paedophile
>>200093102he's probably copped a ban on his trip, no way he would stop posting here altogether
>>200093110jolyon is trooning out one of his kids, that's why he is so invested in pushing puberty blockers and surgeries for children.these cunts who have transed their kids will do literally anything to avoid admitting the harm they have done, doubling down is their only option
wanking to claire sweeney
>>200093146im addicted to iti do her hand movments and everything
>>200093136Not sure this is a healthy way to recover from porn addiction
love angelic voice of prepubertal boysa literal present from godhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsz6-rLBCqc
>>200093113and then...for no reason at all...everyone voted for Hitler
>>200093126Freddo was always a small chocolate bar, used to cost 15p at the corner shop.Now you'd be lucky to get change from a tenner.
>>200093157well of course she looks shit on stream shes not widening her eyes
My throat hurts lotsShall be gargling some more salt water when I get home
>>200093208It isn't. I frequently relapse, but I'm trying to stop. I don't even watch porn anymore; the catfish goon sessions hit like crack. I'm talking heart beating fast and shaking, the way your first porn wank felt.
>>200093102>>200093132Yeh yeh we know spainfreak you have like 5 iphones lined up in your smelly bedroom nobody cares, go post about Katy sucking a BBC or whatever
how do fake tits work when the women has no tits to begin with?
>>200093113Imagine you're starting a new job and you walk in on this on your first day
Three cute possibly trans girls were on the train yesterdayHope they're back on today
>>200093281skin is stretchy
>>200093302They'll shortly be on a train...to the gas chambers
>>200093259Jesus Christ just join a running club or something, anything to get out your smeggy bedroom
>>200093280>5 iphones lined uphow rich do you think i am lad lol
>>200093281Noticed that Natalia Nix had a boob job. Quite tragic.
>>200093328Trans people existDeal with it
>>200093354porn addled FREAK
>>200093366Not for long lol. TTD
>>200093302>trans girlskys nonce
Reckon I'm the sickest boy in northern england
>>200093383uhm ok chud lol
>>200093199You're so fucking bent, diego
>>200093383You're on the wrong side of history
>>200093366'trans' isn't reala bloke in a dress is just a bloke in a dress
Oh he's doing that thing where he pretends hes someone else talking about himself or hes a regular poster
>see an image of a scantily clad sports girl on facebook that, upon closer examination, is very obviously AI>comment section full of replies by Pajeet and Singh with comments like “u so pretty baby give number so lets chat”
>>200093433toby
>>200093430You're thinking of transvestites
ice cream van woke me up from my nap FUMING
>>200093407Go join the 41%
Stopped caring so much about the dramas on this general so much after inheriting 125 grand
i dont feel like i'm deserving of lovemy heart is ice cold
Shame about that XXXTentacion thing, seems like he was a talented young man
>>200093113Its so bad... i cant help but watch it all again and again
>>200093473Giz a tenner
>>200093415It’s iver
Going to play some Witcher 3 tonightJust started heart of stone
>>200093509Iver mentioned who /SL0/ here
>>200093508Give me your PayPal and I will
>>200093509Is it yeah? Is it iver lad?
Got 140k in my life savings and care very much about the drama on this general
>>200093549You should be shot
No wifeNo beachNo matesNo productive hobbies
Heard two bits of good news today>most people are in favour of keeping the two child benefit cap>gaza at risk of polio outbreak
>>200093509bon iver
reading a cuck thread on reddit where the bull has spaffed up his wife and shes pregnant with a blackoid baby and hes wondering how to explain that to his family
>>200093561
>>200093533Went to Richings Park golf club a couple times, that count?
>>200093587Perhaps stick to the bible, deegsta
>>200093559Oh, i know, is it Spaino?>>200093587FOSYEG
>>200093587the end result of porn addictin
What's with everyone suddenly liking country music? All the new stuff coming out sounds exactly the same
>>200093587That is interesting. I suppose the answer is that he obviously can't
might cum in my gf without a condom just to see how she reacts
>>200093616Dunno
>>200093587why do you read such?
>>200093606either that or troonin out
>>200093622he can say 'dont be racist' and the matter will die
single asian women are cringe
Who knew evil girls have the prettiest face?
>>200093673Kek true
my problem is that when i shag girls for the first time i get ahead of myself and request things like anal, rimming, 69'ing etc which understandably puts them off. i need to learn to take things a bit slower
>>200093587You should be shot
>>200093663For me it's liking your arse played with by a girl
Rórke utterly done in
Charlotte Dujardin shouldn't have wanked off that horse
69'ing is a mental thing to do
Superstraight af
>>200093728what will leftypol say when labour deports more than the tories did?
>>200093113If 1st girl was English she'd be perfect
Couple of Chinese looking lasses on the trainDressed nice but I'm sorry to say they're ugly as sin
>>200093728Where will the Albanian mafia commit their murders now?
>>200093765They will cope and seethe and live in the 1000 year Starmerreich
>>200093756its fantastic if you're an aroma connoisseur such as myself
well rorke?
Rorke eating his dinner with a spork
The cute possibly trans girls have not boarded the train
Gate when I see a girl with nice legs and then she turns around and is some hideous asian creatura.Don't mind Asian girls, they just have some absolute munters among them.
>>200093840You are severely retarded
>>200093698isnt rimming normalised now on a first shag?get anal is a bit out there but would have thought a quick rim was normal, i say this however, as a shagless virgin
You vill not have ze three child capYou vill not take ze puberty blockersYou vill be deported back to vhere you came from
>>200093681mad how true this is
>>200093862You should be shot
all of sex is mental and what happens during it is shameful and disgusting or so i'm told
What's Monkchester like? It's in North East England
Just realised most of my problems are as a result of obsessing and panicking over pointless negative thoughts that don't deserve a reaction at all in the first place
>Police officer is critically ill after being stabbed in chest at HMP Frankland
I am a 22 year old incel who has never even kissed a girl
*casts an evil hex on this thread*
Binnus and Floapa
>>200093862Things that become more common in porn become more common irl a few years later, so rimming is getting more popular but it's not a first date thing. If you are eating her arse or vice versa and she hasn't come straight out of the shower then that is true degen.
Imagine thinking some woman you've just met wants to lick your smelly arse
>>200093913>Kloppool Holy cringeFat yank made this
The Asian Fanny.
>>200093934There's no point arse licking if the arse is shower fresh
>>200093977You need shot
Ruby's word of the week
Well, /brit/?
Don't look into the ethnic makeup of who is on the management of the major pornography companies. And definitely don't look into the Israeli army's experiments in weaponising pornography.
>>200093977used to think this then i was messing about with a guy from grindr and tasted something funny when i rimmed himonly after did i realise it was probably poo particles and ended up with a stomach infection
>>200093113I only just realised that she is subtly referencing a mini skirt, and not the fact that she drives a mini.
>>200094024oki
>used to think this then i was messing about with a guy from grindr and tasted something funny when i rimmed him>only after did i realise it was probably poo particles and ended up with a stomach infection
>>200094028
>>200094024Yeah but I like pee and they are normalising it, so let it continue
>>200093113Why are none of these women sexually attractive to me? I'm not sure if that's just my inner incel or just reality.
>>200094028parasites are just a normal part of gay life
3 years to go lads. How you preparing for it?
Hardcore goon sesh underway
>>200094079>please give us more money
I svffer in America
>>200094079This is why they've been backing down on some of the woke shit lately. They got scared young men wouldn't fight for the West.
cant overstate how much i hate going into leedsi imagine birmingham and manchester are even worse (only been to each once, but regularly go to leeds for work)
>>200094079Portfolio should be between 250-300k by then, more than enough to start a new life abroad.
I want to fuck an elf unprotected
Just weaponised Blacked on /brit_
>>200094173No idea what this means
>>200094136no native normal european should be fighting.lets all the benders, trannies, and immigrants do it
>>200094079You guys still use L85s
Getting BlackedGB for short.
Does Britain have the bog roll TV adverts with the cartoon bears talking about how shitty their asses are?
>>200094141leeds is a way bigger shithole than birmingham, completely, grim, manchester is fine on the surface but kind of pozzed and a coping shitholet. birmingham but I'm not even biased
Up 32% on DFNGI am the Lord of War
i miss being a real alcoholic. the best day of my life was when i woke up shaking and shivering, vomiting blood unable to eat, full of absolute dread and waiting for the uber man to deliver me a bottle of vodka at 10am because when it finally arrived the immediate relief was euphoric. i called in sick to work too and had a great morning until the ambulance came
>>200094219a girl broke up with me because i always laugh my ass off at those commercialsthey're fucking hilarious
leftypol on a mad one
rate the dinner order
does amuse me how the diego mythos has changed from "loser, incel, has no idea about women, no idea about the real world" to "degenerate, druggy clubber, goes to pride with his gay mates, out every weekend, bad christian"lol
>It became well-known at past games that some athletes in the Olympic Village engage in sexual relations with each other, with reports claiming that over 200,000 condoms will be made available to them by Durex over the next three weeks. The 2016 Games in Brazil earned the nickname ‘Raunchy Rio’.The Olympic Village is open. The atheletes are arriving. The most athletic people on the entire planet all gathered in one place. The two week long sex orgy is going to begin. In Paris too, the most degenerate city on the entire planet. Despite the anti-sex beds the orgy will go on. Nothing will stop it.
>>200094219I don't watch TV and neither should you.
>>200094259all accurate
>>200094240why would u miss that ghow idd ambulance come
>>200094252ah yes, the good guys
>>200094258>birthday cake donutg r i m
>>200094258£2.29 for a donut??
>>200094259It has been about 3-4 different people at this point. Whatever loser happens to pick up his trip
>>200094258A birthday cake donut? Never heard of it but it sounds sad and beyond grim
>>200094259you forgot that he's a 40 year old midget
>>200094261I've never really understood this meme. I don't believe it myself. There's nothing incredibly attractive about folks who are athletes, and most of them are just good at their sport whilst having worse physiques than a gymcel who has lifted weights for two years.
>>2000942586/10No apple pie, no pickles, paying £2.29 for a maccies doughnut
>the means of production?
STILL RIDIN
>>200094343Athletes are comfortable with their bodies and are in a place where they don't have much elder to do other than interact with other athletes from around the world. It's basically freshers week.
diego, spainnonce, heathermongput them all in the woodchipper
They never specify that he is a child rapist but they should
>>200093587most of these kinds of posts on reddit are fantastical
>>200094348None of them have any means of reproduction
>>200094396attractive people get let off
>>200092360scrandemicget in
>>200094392HM is alright once you get to know himSpaino is a proper freakDiego is just about tolerable
>>200094261if they wanted a real anti-sex bed then they should have asked for mine
>>200094348no means of reproduction
>>200094440
>>200094422fuck you motherfucker I thought I was being clever >>200094441
Im ugly and i have brown hair and brownish eyes so i dont really care about white people going extinct.
>>200094476had a wank. much needed after 5 days without. bedroom is too hot. smell bad
1 – Gary Lineker – £1,350,000-£1,354,999 (no change)2 – Zoe Ball – £950,000-£954,999 (down from £980,000-£984,999)3 – Huw Edwards – £475,000-£479,999 (up from £435,000-£439,999)4 – Greg James – £415,000-£419,999 (up from £395,000-£399,999)5 – Fiona Bruce – £405,000-£409,999 (up from £395,000-£399,999)=5 – Stephen Nolan – £405,000-£409,999 (up from £400,000-£404,999)7 – Lauren Laverne – £395,000-£399,999 (up from £390,000-£394,999)8 – Alan Shearer – £380,000-£384,999 (down from £445,000-£449,999)9 – Naga Munchetty -£345,000-£349,999 (up from £335,000-£339,999)= 9 – Nick Robinson -£345,000-£349,999 (up from £275,000-£279,999)
>>200094519classic diego post
we love our slags don't we folks?
>>200094555Could do all of their jobs. Overpaid mongs.
>>200094476The cold hard reality has finally hit you.
>>200094555>1 – Gary Lineker – £1,350,000-£1,354,999 (no change)that is clearly a £1 change
Genuinely why does Gary Linekar get paid so much money?
>>200094555no idea who greg james, stephen nolan, lauren laverne, naga mcchuttney are
>>200094563too skinny
>>200094563Go to the gym then go get pissed and do coke off a pub urinal. You go gal
>>200094588>Democrats make fun of trump for how he talks
>>200094604too fat too ugly too black
>>200094590
>>200094588doesn't have the same ring as ridin' with bidenbut i'll allow it
Is the russian nigger lover 190?
Just seen some off-topic posts
>>200094590unironically a good broadcaster. they used to have him doing the golf as well when they had live on thathe's just unbearably smug
>>200094656Which ones?
>>200094590Good old boys club
>>200094637
>>200094702feels forced
Lads, covid isn't funBeen almost dead since last ThursdayThe good news is that there was a new toilSadhbh at the toil and she has massive fucking chebs for a tiny SadhbhAlso on the cans to celebrate covid not killing me
a gif that doesn’t gifInb4 >>gif >fuck off
>>200094715185 thousand people disagree Rorke
>>200094740how many bots?
People think I'm nervous but I just don't like talking to them. I don't have anything to say that they'd find interesting or visa versa. Thankfully you guys find my posts enthralling.
I dont gif a fuck
>>200094754As many who shilled Reform
>>200094768You lost leftypol. Get over it
>>200094768Adam
>>200094730yeah you should drink more canslad alcohol is known to improve the immune system
>>200094756nothing wrong with being a person of fewer wordsquality over quantity, make them count
>>200094806>>200094801looool like fucking clockwork. He's such a cretin
>>200094801ADAM
>>200094768Sadam (sad adam because he's a sad cunt)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOJzgezXraU&t=2s
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I heard that Adam Barratt (heir to the Barratt Homes empire) is posting about BBCs (big black cocks) in this thread
Someone should make a Bradder soyjak
>>200094921
I hate going places, doing things, being awake.I want to remain where I am, doing nothing, being asleep.
>AEW Rampage: 284,000 viewers; 0.10 P18-49
>>200094820That's the spirit, lad
>>200095016ahahahahahaha tony khan't in the mud
>>200094029how is it subtle she literally points at it with both hands you FREAK
>>200095034I thought you only drank lager
>>200095069No he said he only drnks to get larger
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1721751414365694.webm
>>200095069Get ta fuck, ladCanslad loves his cans so much he nonces them but he'll drink a variety of alcohol types
>>200095085Do poos have a death wish? They do this with trains as well.
Might move to Chima
>>200095016It's over for them
why do povvos have to be so loud and obnoxious out in publicit's like they forgot that they aren't in their shitty two bedroomed council shacks and amongst civilised people
me with the rope
>>200095186nashbros...
>>200095186Dead meme chud
>>200095209>>200095209>>200095209
>>200095169Have noticed this more and more lately. People treating everywhere like it's their filthy living room. Dress like slobs, behave like cretins.
>>200095220>>200095220>>200095220
>>200095214early
/pw/mong shitting up the thread as per.
>>200095016Have you ever got 284,000 people to view something you did? Not into wrestling but clearly an achievement.