>29 years old>have hemorrhoids and bleeding when I wipeAm I eligible to emigrate to America now?
>>200098433buy laxatives and drink lots of water
>>200098433a cow died for this
>>200098561SAAAR!
>>200098433>when you wipe>implying you don't unload in your pants in publicI bet you want a nappy too and someone to change it. Or get too embarrassed about your pants sagging to your ankles because they're brimming with shit. I bet you'd change your clothes when you got home because you're a poser.
>>200098433Same. Here is quick tips I used to prevent it from happening ever again: I take betain hcl with pepsin to help my body to digest proteins and make my shit more loose, I stopped wiping with toilet paper and instead use tissues I soak in water before the use, I just don't strain myself while shitting, just wait for it to drop. I actually started to be much more active again because just a year ago when I was going to the gym regularly such a thing was unheard of for me
>>200099209>tissues I soak in water before the usethiswet tissues are great
Just shower after you poop.
>>200098433I was hoping she would sit on it
>>200098618lel
>>200099625thats exactly what she did
>>200100228Yep. I feel vindicated.
What does you having been assraped have to do with emigrating to America
>>200100656I have never had anything put up my ass sexually
>>200100811Come to America and we can change that.
>>200100811If you had you wouldn't have hemorrhoids
>>200100811Be my virgin bumboy
>>200099209based russian assfixerill try it next time
>>200098618HOW CAN SHE SIT?
>>200098433why did she do that to the burger?
The fuck you did to my burger bitch
>>200102031I requested it before eating it
Eat more vegetables (especially leafy green shit or high fiber things), wipe gently and use the bidet friend. Sometimes when I go a week just eating carbs or something I brick my shits in the same manner and have to essentially squat over my toilet for a few days while I heal up from the big shit but drinking lots of water and doing the aforementioned things always fixes it pretty quick.
>>200101759Some people recommend to drink a lot of water but it doesn't help me. Drinking during eating does somewhat work. You can try taking a few sips after eating a quarter of your normal portion before starting taking bhcl
>>200098433she better had fuckin' eaten that, wasteful fuck
I just wait for the last moment to shit and do it quick, plus wash my ass often with warm water, try to walk around in work and use kiddie wipes from time to time.
>>200098433How can i save this webm or send to someone?
>>200103530nvm i got it
>>200098433please tell me someone ate the burger afterwardsi hate food waste
>>200098433ktim, I've got it from forcing poo. Eat more fibre and only shit when you really need to.
>>200098433I had hemorroids and bleeding for as long as I remember.
>>200100925untruet. experience
>>200103822It was a fetish account so probably, they seemed to crack down on a lot of that.
>>200099209try squatting as well for strainfee poop
>>200104248Ever had a colonoscopy? Might be something else
>>200098433C+ for effort but the bun still slid off.
>>200098433>bleeding when I wipeSounds like an anal fissureGo to the doctor
>>200098433fuck off we're full
>>200098433Get a bidet
>>200098561Don't sit on my mothar ma'am
>>200098433Eat more fibre, seriouslyAlso, you're probably dehydrated
