>Mexicans actually lost a war because they took a nap
>>200111424soviets lose a war because of sausage soup
>>200111424aussies lost a war to birds
>>200111424Germans lost a battle because they couldn't tell a sunset from a sunrise.
>>200111424kek thats a siesta
>>200111424wtf that pepe is literally me
>>200111424We lost an island to Vietnam because they sent prostitutes to a birthday party
>>200111424>Americans lost wars against inferior opponents because their feelings were too hurt
>>200111424Mexicans slipped on a banana peel and lost the southwest
>>200111424idgi
Not ironically, we considered Texans and Anglos in general to be subhuman, but this was a serious mistake. Taking a nap in front of a bunch of cowards didn't seem like a bad idea. It was also suspected that since we were so close to the border, many reinforcements came in that were not accounted for.
ate too many baked beans and lost their country
>>200111424>"Texans" had to resort to surprise attacks during siesta time because they were getting annihilated fighting like men
>>200117098>siesta time
