she will be alsatiated with my cum
>>200116182This fucking bitch is the most retarded nepo baby of the entire country if you only knew...
they are highly rated
>>200116215>nepo babyAnywhere i go i see this term used to talk about her, you people should learn new wordsShe signed that act against Le-Pen in the recent election in France
Bump
Alsatian supremacy
my girlfriend is 18 and looks like this, except with green eyes. her name is also called lea. but i am in love with my ex, who is from spain.
>>200116182I think she has somewhat weird face, kinda ghoulish, seems like a fetal alcohol syndrome or smth. Reminds me of our poor trashgals I see in the streets everyday. She's pretty, but there was something clearly wrong with her early development .
>>200118511Nice i guess>>200118516Her face is perfect don't be dumb
>>200116182The Seydoux are historically based in the north not Alsace and she was born in Paris.Where the fuck did you get that alsacian shit from ?
>>200116182Also, she's a living proof you don't need even a shred talent if you got the money and connections.
>>200118775>Seydoux's parents are both partly of Alsatian descent.>>200119217I like her movies, that's all i can ask for
Total Alsatian Victory
>>200118670Potato nose, eyes more far apart than a fish, she has nice tits and that's about it, she's mid
>>200121428I don't know where you guys move, the girls i see daily are butt ugly compared to her, maybe you all live surrounded by models in their 20's, but i don't
Absolute Alsatian Rule
Complete Alsatian Dominion
>>200116182mogged by italo-german woman
>>200124398I don't know any italo-german actress
Total Alsatian Love
Indépendance Alsacienne de la domination Française
gotta love how the alsacienne attention whore on /int/ got rekt back in the days
Theon Greyjoy looking pipo
>>200128176They look nothing alike
TIL I learned Léa Seydoux is (part) Alsatian but holy shit she's a fucking blue blood!>Léa Hélène Seydoux Fornier de ClausonneMy proletarian ass is totally repulsed by her. No sexo.
>>200128259arr rook same
>>200128275Yeah, her beautiful traits come from french royalty, you fucks killed people like her by the thousands in the french revolution, that's why i support the indepence of Alsace>>200128337I don't see how
>>200128459thats dua lipa's sister
>>200128589Dua Lipa is Albanian, she doesn't have Lea's French charm
>>200128459Look, nobles are still around. They're just not considered holy anymore. They still make the rules of the games we commoners play by.Besides, her noble beauty comes from her Swabian side, protected from the Revolution. I know it because I'm handsome too. And us Alsatians didn't really partake in the revolutionary sentiments. We just accepted the republic and just told the royalists to stop fucking around. For the most part.
if she's part aristocrat that means she's a total mutt, probably part jewish since the nobility has been marrying its children with rich jewish financiers for ever, see prime minister gabriel attal who's a perfect example of that
>>200116182eugh
>>200116182She will play in the next James Bond, she said it.It means she will cuck dead Daniel with the next James Bond
>>200128800Are you not a total fucking mutt Jean-Pierre ? Show me one French who can trace his roots back to Vercingétorix without a single drop of foreign blood.Besides the Alemannic jews have unjewed themselves since long enough for their descendants to be Waffen SS.
>>200128792>The year 1789 brought the French Revolution and with it the first division of Alsace into the départements of Haut- and Bas-Rhin. Alsatians played an active role in the French Revolution. On 21 July 1789, after receiving news of the Storming of the Bastille in Paris, a crowd of people stormed the Strasbourg city hall, forcing the city administrators to flee and putting symbolically an end to the feudal system in Alsace. In 1792, Rouget de Lisle composed in Strasbourg the Revolutionary marching song "La Marseillaise" (as Marching song for the Army of the Rhine), which later became the anthem of France. "La Marseillaise" was played for the first time in April of that year in front of the mayor of Strasbourg Philippe-Frédéric de Dietrich. Some of the most famous generals of the French Revolution also came from Alsace, notably Kellermann, the victor of Valmy, Kléber, who led the armies of the French Republic in Vendée and Westermann, who also fought in the Vendée.It seems alsatians were quite involved in the french revolution anon>>200128800Wiki doesn't say anything about jewish
>>200128932Not him but I'm 100% merovingian, not fucking gaulish lol, fucking peasant
>>200128888I don't think she will be the next bond girl, she will do a cameo most likely, that's what i think
>>200128932>Besides the Alemannic jews have unjewed themselveslmaot. mordechai ben zigler, pure alsatian stock
>>200129123Now first of all the whole of Alsace is not fucking Strasbourg. Pisses everyone off when someone from "Stròssboi" (Stràssborig) wants a "flòmkuchi" (flammkuecha). Alsace is a microcosm, in my city what happened is the revolutionaries from "up above" took power, our local guys just went to the protesting royalists told them the party's over, pack their stuff up and go home.To be fair Strasbourg I don't care. Like Mulhouse used to be a republic like 300 years before the rest of France, it's not the same mentality here.>>200129195Total fucking bullshit. Coming for your ass, cousin. Tell me if you want me to lube the pike with oil or butter.
>>200128681>>200128589both these girls have taken BBC
>>200129887Fuck off retard
>>200130165Dua Lipa had sex with trevor noahAdele literally has a mixed race son
>>200118511wow what a terrible predicament to have
>>200130205And why is that relevant in this thread?
>>200130205You dumb fucking idiot it's not Adèle Exarchopoulos, it's Léa Hélène Seydoux Fornier de Clausonne.
>>200130279are you blind?>>200128681
>>200130340But this is not an Adèle thread here. Take your chud fetish to /pol/.
>>200130279whatever
>>200130614Who cares about her, she's half greek anyway
>>200130614The fact you know who this is, what happened, and you care about it, is a disgrace on your family and heritage.
>>200130835just googled her found out this.Whats more disgraceful is you repeatedly mentioning "Fornier de Clausonne" ITT.
>>200130893I can feel the jealousy from 7000km away.I make fun of blue bloods by saying their full name because it's basically a taboo, it's not respectful in this nation in this day and age.
>>200130991The french revolution has been a huge mistake
horrendously abhorrent tbqh
>>200130991Qrd on this taboo? Sounds funny. Why does it make bougies and nobs seethe?
>>200131166reminds them of their now lost entitlement to superiority by birth
>>200116215We know, retardFor once, she's an aristocrat that looks like it
>>200131082You can't understand because you're Spanish. The republic is better, more friendly, more efficient.Proof is Léa Seydoux is living among us peasants and doing what she loves, without arranged marriages and retarded garden parties.
>>200131151Are you retarded or your Indian brain thinks that all white girls are alike, a bit like white people who think that Asians or blacks are the same. Because you post Adèle and the thread is about Léa.
>>200131310Whatever, i don't take peasant's opinions into account, peasant
>>200131435now that I've seen it so you must too.
>>200116182post the other 277 mommies
>>200131469Yeah right, Alfonso León Fernando María Jaime Isidro Pascual Antonio de Borbón y Habsburgo-Lorena.
>>200131573>now that I've seen it so you must tooKek>>200131587There's an image limit
>>200131310she's as unattainable to the plebs as an ancient regime princess was to serfs, the difference is during the era of the monarchy blacks were immediatly expelled through royal decree
>>200131648How did you know every single one of my names? Are you stalking me?
>>200131678>blacks were immediatly expelled through royal decreeYou so fucking wish it was this easy nowadays bro, it's actually pretty sad. But yeah, blue bloods...>>200131721That's how you mother calls you all the time when she talks about you.>Oh, Alfonso León Fernando María Jaime Isidro Pascual Antonio de Borbón y Habsburgo-Lorena, he's a messy kid he leaves tissues everywhere on his bedroom floor.
>>200131860>he's a messy kid he leaves tissues everywhere on his bedroom floorIt's funny when people say things like that about other people when you know completely nothing about me because to me it sounds like projectionWas your maman tired of her petite garçon leaving tissues all around his room?
>>200132150Wow calm down Alfonso it's just a joke. Didn't mean to flex on yo momma even. It's okay bud everyone does it.
>>200132334It's ok, Pierre Dumont Chamillet du l'Orleains Limollet
>>200132469
>>200132469>>200132501I'm Alsatian I don't fuck with mainland French nobles.>the picThe ultimate Seydoux sexo. If she runs around with these tats she's immensely based and rosepilled.
>>200132637>Likes tattoosYou are such a peasant, mon Dieu
From the river to the sea, Alsace will be free
I like their poorer neighbours from lorraine better
>>200133642Is there any difference between them?
L'oppression des porcs de Paris prendra fin en Alsace
Pour une Alsace grande et libre
Going to bed soon
Last bump
>>200116182she's so mid how can find her attractive?
>>200142753She cute
>>200142957she has that "rich inbred" look that is dull looking, also she looks much older in your pic and not in a good way
>>200143004It's the makeup