ben mitchell edishhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Need an XL cock to bully my arseholw
I wonder what shade of brown the guy who stabbed the soldier is?
When you leave the house with salami in your pockets and your autistic friend can't get the best angle for his video
>>200122340you realise that they are 80% men 20% womenit's a mugs game when you figure out how to date IRL which is far better for your mental health
Why does Will i am exist?
damn dawgi just at a ham hock
mental how badly he mindraped him
>>200122384why does he just fuck off
Only spakkers use dating apps
>>200122393thing is i'm 34 years old and never been on a date what can i do except dating app carnage?
>>200122451How do you date women then
wank you for the musicthe dongs i'm stimming
>>200122459Get invited to partiesChat to them there
>>200122450what's he meant to do
>>200122494dont know
>>200122492used to get invited to parties before i became a full blown alchiewould chat with girlsthey wouldn't get with mewould get with my mate or someone else or they're takennever with me
>>200122466By not being the sort of gOggle eyed spazmo that thinks you meet women on the internet.
>>200122492hm yes a 34 year old random guy just gets invited to parties
Video of women having fun in an office is causing anger in incels around the worldI'm told that men understand 'camaraderie,' and yet the response to women breaking into the workforce and enjoying being women for 30 seconds just drives them up the wall. How sad
Remember when deegs spent hours yesterday seething about this
i genuinely fucking adore egg n cress sarns ladsit's my addiction. it's what i live for.
>>200122526LOL as opposed to the 34 year old permavirgin dweeb that doesn't?
>>200122534he's nto wrong tho is he
>>200122526implying 34 year olds never go to partiesgive your head a wobble
If you can't talk to and attract women in real.life, you just need to kill yourself. You are not human. End of.
>>200122541what?
>>200122550He's not wrong but for a straight man (supposedly) he's bizzarely invested in charli
>>200122556he said hes 34 and never been on a date so i'm going to assume he is not very popularhow do you get invited to parties in that position
if you aren't earning 130k per annum, like i and anyone worth a damn are earning, then with all due respect - shove yourself off the nearest tall building, pronto.
>diego>straight manok
*bounces up to you*um how did you know I have aspergers syndrome
>>200122588>130k pa>a lottop kek
>>200122556oiwe do, sometimes.
I don't even know anymore fuck it
>>200122393True about dating IRL, the better you are IRL the more opportunities you create for yourself, and you differentiate yourself from guys on an app because you are a person standing in front of her, not just a profile picture.I think apps are becoming the norm. Tinder Bumble are both 10+ years old now. Anyone Gen Z has always been aware of apps and there is no stigma anymore.
whats a new frank green and a sneaky link
>>200122577firstly, get some friends, as that's going to help regardless, no one wants to date a friendless loser full stopuse them to go to partieswork it out
>want to go see new film "crossing">£15 at the local kinoplexBUMBACLAART
>>200122588If they all did that then you wouldn't be earning 130k anymore would you
>>200122588>>200122610earn twice that sum and still feel poor aha
might stick radio 6 on hope it's alternative rock and not wog slop
don't hear people say innit anymore
I'm 30 years old and unemployed but there's still time for me haha still plenty of time
>>200122635>you>not wepoor detected
>>200122625and how do you make friends at that age
>>200122623 frank greens are the new overpriced meme water bottle for women and a sneaky link is casual sex
>>200122684there's a million ways i'm not going to spoonfeed you this basic information
refuse to listen to diego’s degenerate homo music it’s a shame that it got popular in the first place
>>200122705i accept your concession
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1721751414365694.webm
Dadberg's officially reached his midlife crisis
>>200122684go up to a group of lads and say can I be friends with you lads please
i own jagex but still can't get a gf
oi loik beehn' oi loik cheesebut mowh than all of these I loik to be...on hohsebahck
I couldn't bear getting rejected by 99.8% of women IRL. It would make me sudoku.Use up all my swipes on Bumble, get 2 matches a week, go on 1-2 dates IRL in a month, have sex 2-3 times in a year makes it worth it.
>>200122720whats he doing
well rorke?
>>200122757Dressing in mumberg's clothes
bought a lamborghini with my tech millions thinking it would attract birds but they all still prefer chad's 1 series
>>200122775looks like a nice neighbourhood
you don't know rorke's girlfriend she stays up his granny's bit
>>200122751stop treating women like pieces of fuckmeat and maybe you'd get somewhere
>>200122785Cast aside your earthly possessions and obtain enlightenment or some shit
>>200122684Join a sports team
>>200122808holy reddit
>>200122785KNAWLEDGE
I don't want to work I don't want a job arrghhhhhhhhh
>>200122774>tattoosnot interested
>>200122837deanos are renowned for being accommodating to 34 year old incel freaks
>>200122810i did ayahuasca having spent over twenty thousand pounds on a trip to south america for me and a bird i met from hinge and rather than obtain any spiritual enlightenment the shamans who gave us the drugs took turns having sex with my date
>>200122569>how dare he have taste
went out for an hour on lunch. cold-approached 4 women, 2 gave me their number, will no doubt shag at least one. just a numbers game, lads.
>>200122774>womannot interested
>>200122845It’d really funny reading redditor stories or people asking for advice there when it’s just Redditors trying to say that the man is evil and abusing the womanReally can’t quite imagine why they’re like that
>>200122878HOWLINGdid that actually happenwas she consenting? what was it like when u sobered up>>200122894alri mr 8/10
>>200122878I really hope this isn’t true but it’s what I imagine happens when you indulge women’s desire to spiritual “adventure” stuff
>>200122878how do you manage to spend that much
>>200122878did you at least abandon her in the desert?
>>200122808It's a tough game, ex left because I didnt want to be exclusive with her. Sometimes they do the same to me. Would like to settle down, but if she's gonna drain my wallet she needs to be fit, and good for my mental health.
>spent over twenty thousand pounds on a trip to south america
>>200122903>>200122926>>200122959the psychedelic drugs took no effect as we had taken benzodiazepines with a very long half life for flight anxiety beforehandyes she was fully consenting. she was in a state of trance almosti was extremely hurt by the whole thing but she repeatedly said that we were not together so it was no big deal and how the sex was a spiritual experience anyway. still had to spend the rest of the week with her at the retreat and then the flight home>>200122950i make huge money in tech
>>200122874If you aren't a complete spastic you should be fine. Poor social skills is excusable but at 34 you have no excuse to be physically weak or unfit, something like sunday league footy or 2nd/3rd team rugby should be well within your ability and being decent at the sport will get your foot in the door
>>200122732literally me
>>200122983I'm either going insane or you've just posted exactly the same post as me with the same image.
>£4,000>1 hug>£20,000>2 thugs
>>200123003not what i meanta trip to south america does not need to cost that much
>>200123015do you mean in this thread? it has only been done once
>>200122859>Tristram: But what do we do, Andy, the hot fuzz is on our bollix?>Andrew: Well, me mate, we fackin' well choke a couple of whores, take their passports and then slap them around. It's bound to be FOOKIN' DIABOLICUL!
>>200123038Nah I mean I was going to reply quoting that exact sentence with that exact image only to get 'duplicate file exists here' and then see your post. Spooky.
>still had to spend the rest of the week with her at the retreat
>>200123036i fly first class and the retreat was fairly exclusive
>>200123003You were not together? Why did you pay for her trip then?You needed to show some backbone, women will disrespect you as much as they can just so they know where the line is.
The norm of shortform videos (tiktoks, instagram reels, youtube shorts) must number in the tens of billions by now yet nearly all of them are dreadfully boring shite
>>200123051/brit/ hivemind, brother
>>200123003taking benzos first seems like a very foolish decision and probably led to her acting the way she didanyway sad story man
Hypothetically if I bumped into one of you lads in public would you let me squeeze your biceps?
>>200123003>>200123082It's not sad, he was a moron.
>>200123086how would i know you're a britposter
>>200123056>the retreat was fairly exclusiveShame she fuckin wasn't you massive pussy ahahaha
>>200123104
paid 20k to watch his date get shagged by two 70iq amazonian blokes with fake arsenal tops on
>>200123003i dont believe you stayed together after thatwhat did you do? di she even apologise did you shag her? cos she clearly puts out easily why you spending grands on flights for it lol
>>200123056don't believe youit shouldn't cost more than a couple grand max everything included to do a trip like that
>>200123125
>>200123130No she said she had a headache for the rest of the trip so we never had sex
>>200123125>"exclusive" ayahuasca retreat shamansThey were probably tarqs from Surrey
>>200123149no way you're not trolling
wonder how much more mileage we can squeeze out of this larp
>>200123073Really weird culture around them too.Half of them seem to be stories of a girlfriend being a useless lazy fat piece of shit and the boyfriend being her slaveSometimes to the form of cat .gifs telling the story without a punchline
>>200123131Nobody fucking cares what you believe
alri
rorke's mum getting shagged by a lookey lookey man in benidorm
*enters thread wearing a Rick James wig*
Old /brit/ had stories of humiliation and triumph that were believableNew /brit/ just has Spainers coming up with stupid stories and characters for attention
painfully squeezed a poo so hard and wide that it turned hemorrhoids inside out
>>200123209this place is full of autists and trolls, no idea why people like you think one poster is behind everything
m80 probably held her hand while the two shamans gave her an out of body experience
>>200123208Big fan of Rick James desu, very talented bloke
>>200123072i had been talking to her via text and on the phone for weeks and we had one date in london which went fairly well i thought. i suppose i wanted to keep showing her i can afford extravagant things. i also had built it up in my head that having this spiritual experience together would make her fall for me but clearly given what happened at the retreat that didn't happen. i never spoke to her again after gatwick.>>200123082yeah, maybe. she didn't even want to take them as she said she has no flight anxiety but i encouraged her to, so if it was the benzos that made her act that way i feel doubly foolish. they also completely negated the whole purpose of us being there given the blockage of the psychedelic drugs so i really regret taking them myself too.
>>200123169Some of the tiktoks my mrs watches are totally fucking pointlessJust some random bitch talking to herself from different camera angles reciting whatever inane conversation happened at her HR Karen job that day But they get tens if not hundreds of thousands of likes
>>200123238Name on, Spainonce
>>200123209Most zoomers here weren't even alive when the pooey lynx lad tale of yore was told
just gave the garage a sweep
>>200123266and it were told now, everyone would say spaino was behind it
>>200123208He would step over the line habitually, he's a habitual line stepper.
also I didn't take any photos of the £20,000 trip to South America because I was too upset that she shagged those lads you understand also my phone ran out of battery
>>200123130>>200123163this reply >>200123149 wasn't meshe didn't apologise per se, she said it was a spiritual experience and that she was allowing herself to feel free yada yada. but i think she was just excusing her behaviour.no i didn't shag her. we didn't speak about anything deeper than work and pop culture stuff for the rest of the week really
>>200123242why the fuck would you take benzos to fly
>>200123308it's what my doctor gives me for long haul flights
>>200123341you're disabled
mental how fit they are
>>200123250it's like 4chan then
Leftypol taking benzos to flyRorke downing pints in the airport Rasheed taking a box cutter
>>200123242damn that is rough
who cares what Kurt cobain would have thought he was a junkie who killed himself
omggg ladsss i'm going VIRAAAAAAL!!!!YAAAAAAAAAS!
never got over the Daler Mehndi fad unto this day
>>200123169Yeah normie internet culture is just pathetic. They’re worse than the autists
don't think I could be a secondary school teacher
>>200123383
By definition a Christian is a person who acknowledges that Jesus Christ was the son of God and Messiah. Naturally this therefore includes all the kooky shit like Mormonism or JWs.But by this definition, wouldn't this technically make Muslims Christian? Jesus is acknowledged in the Quran as a Messiah within Islam.
>>200123242what benzo was it out of curiosity?
>>200123428they don’t see him as god so no
odds: chinese evens: kebabdubs: fried chicken
got the muscle hypnosis on
not a singular crumb of evidence submitted to support any aspect of this story ever happened
how do we fix this?
>>200123421there are more Arthur Dents in this world than you might know
>>200123435clonazepam
>>200123449he's a big guy
>Worked abroad a few years ago, company had massive staff turnover so a new cohort of 5-10 people started each month.>A group started on Wednesday (I tell my flatmate the redhead is fit), >We invite the group out for drinks on Friday.>Me and red getting on well, dance at club>We go back to hers and have sex>I catch feels, only second person I've slept with>She's the town bike>Beds 3 other people in the office>Anon's villain origin story is complete
>>200123466take the gaypill
>>200123466don't need to fix it it is the natural process or deanos withering away and dying
>>200123449wish id picked up a kebab when i was out earlier
broke a bit of tile off in the shower using a suction cup dildo lol
>The animal abuse scandal that has led to Charlotte Dujardin being kicked out of the Olympics has additionally cost her a damehood
>>200123496this the chap who was eating 500g mince earlier?
>>200123458why do you expect anyone to do that on 4chan lmao
>>200123501yes lad supporting illegal immigrant businesses x
making rick steins snapper madras for tea later
>>200123479>Bane?
>>200123408I really wish we could go back to about the 1990s level of tech for most of the population. Really don’t need more than a phone, some light texting stuff maybe, and like an email. People should just go out and see one another
>my doctor gives me benzos to flythis is such a yankified lie
>>200123524german doner kebab is a legit company. its like mcdonalds but for kebabs. they hire ethnics but not illegals
>Canada women's manager Beverly Priestman will not take charge of her side's Olympics opener against New Zealand after two members of her backroom staff were sent home for allegedly flying a drone over the Kiwis' team training session. It's all kicking off
>>200123428you know the whole point of mormon and jw and shit is they do not think jesus christ was the son of god in a trinitarian sense (like islam)
>>200123421have had to work with kids a bit and i agreei would be one of those teacher who snaps and slaps the shit out of one of the little cunts eventually
>>200123532Snapper? I barely know her!
>>200123557all ethnics are illegal
>>200123466they spend their lives on holiday in hot countries and this is what they geta fit girl with several thousand simps on insta who i was good friends with at uni has been travelling non stop for years and looks about 35 now and has gotten lip filler and all that shit in a panic
r/redscarepod is going downhill
>>200123555no its not. im not the 20k shamancuck but my mum is given benzos by her doctor for flights and she gives them to me.
>>200123590get on r/rspod it's not as woke
Would enjoy work so much more if there were hot women here I could talk to and lightly flirt with. Literally nobody in my office is attractive and I think there’s only a couple of people younger than 30 here
>>200123542Theres a decent argument to be made for banning smartphones altogether.
anyone else get proper anxious when they hear police sirens outside
>>200123524the kebab place I had in mind was legit but it came up Chinese anyway, so Singapore chow mein it is. Result!
The Woke Mob.
>Scenes from the video include the women using urinals, brandishing sex toys, and Perry being hit by an anvil – which prompts her to grow bionic legs.
>>200123594take a picture of the sheet with a timestamp
>>200123517Is this going to be another Dominic Cummings type scandal where people will be calling for her to be hanged?
>>200123577i mean yeah id like to see all ethnics declared illegal and deported, but in the sad reality of the real world the ethnics at german doner kebab aren't illegal. they are second generation pakis and one of the girls is cute and flirty with me when i go in.
>>200123627Usually exit the tor browser
>>200123517did she fuck this horse cos they haven't released any video
>>200123555You’d be surprisedMy gf was prescribed xanax over the phone after a 10 min conversation
>>200123668>they haven't released any videoYes they have Learn how to use Google
>>200123650you will be deported
>>200123644what sheet?
>>200123638The Charlotte Dujardin video?
i hate women so much it's unreal haha, they're not like us manly alpha males bro, with our delicious ripped physiques and sumptuous toned bodies, fuck whores they're not based and chad like us bros with our glistening cocks
>>200123627usually get my emergency magnets ready
the image that broke rorke
>>200122878>>200123003SCREECHING
Shamancuck I hope you've learnt a valuable lesson, one that wealth cannot buy.
>>200123683the sheet of the tablets
>>200123668no she just whips itsomething people have done during training for millenia but is apparently not on any more
Become a muscle bull today.Fulfil your potential, and GROW.
>>200123668She didn’t ‘fuck’ the horse. Animals can’t consent. She raped it
Business idea: cuck package holidays, bring your wife or gf and we'll do the rest
waterberg demanding i pay the proverbial billit's just not on
lads what ever happened to Q and all those shenanigans?
>>200123735Spaedo post
>>200123681my ancestry has been in this country since at least 1066 and most will go further back at least to the anlgo-saxons. kebabs taste good. i prefer gyros but the nearest greek takeaway is further away and the GDK is near my work and would have been easy to collect on my way home.
>>200123735exists. they go to resorts in the caribbean
>>200123747get it paid rorkeor else
>>200123755Got worked into a shoot by some online LARPers
im sure this highly improbable story happened, after all who would lie on 4chan
>>200123677ii looked last night and on twitter and there was nothing except other people also saying theyhadn't seen a video
>>200123735It’s called sex tourism and has existed for decades
>>200123735french wives do this often, they typically go to the carribbean or sometimes west africasaw a video of a french milf letting a bbc cum on her feet
>>200123774People on those holidays don't leave their hotels
>>200123784mate it didn't happen he just doesn't have any photos because his kodak disposable camera washed down the amazon river and into a crocodile's mouth
>>200123776fine, you have me this time waterberg...
>>200123720i have yeah, although it's more of a blackpill than a lesson
as an unattractive man it is simply inconceivable to me that women have sexual desire
>>200123814>saw a video of a french milf letting a bbc cum on her feethot tbf
I work with a brazilian guy whose uncle is a priest in that Ayahuasca religion. I asked him has he ever taken it and he said no, literally everyone shits themselves multiple times while tripping the first few times. It’s also done in big groups and it’s part of a religious ceremony so it obviously doesn’t devolve into gangbangs lmao
>>200123727
>>200123842that's what i've heard too it makes you vomit and shit yourselflike everyone lol
>>200123834No it's entirely your fault for spending money on some random girl who you weren't in a relationship with and doing drugs, it's a lesson.
What a piece of work is man!
>>200123842isn't the drug some sort of laxative or it makes you chuck up or something
erm actually I meant to say it did happen in that post about the crocodile
why are people getting so worked up about this larp
Also, balls to Monty! I fuck asses! Who fucks asses? Does he fuck asses?
>>200123889nah, DMT and MAOI are very well tolerated by the bodyit's probably the additional organic sludge it is brewed with
went to the park by myself yesterdaywalked a lap then came home. Waste of time.
remember the bodybuilder who got addicted to ayahuascait turned him gay and he went a bit crazy
>>200123784>>200123823why do you expect him to post photos? it's 4chan, you either take it as an entertaining larp or you take it as fact, don't sit there seething over a lack of submitted evidence lmfao
Mad this came only two days after the spending 6k on a holiday gimmique
Seems like the only untapped niche is ayahuasca cuck package holidays. All the others are taken.The busy cuckold doesn't have time to find his own bulls, or accommodation or wrestle with the local language. Let us take the strain away so you can focus on the humiliation of having the girl you love, fuck.someone else.
i’ve been to an ayahuasca retreat in peru before. was like £800 and another £800 for the flight
I saw Frankie Dettori whipping his horse on the final stretch yesterday. It's enough to make you wonder if they shouldn't just use... Blank.
>>200123941kek I was thinking that
Thinking of getting into wine skins and going hiking with them like some sort of fantasy travel novel. Pipes are pushing it and too douchey thoughever
Dig it.
you don't need to go to Peru to thoroughly twist your melon, you damn yuppies!
>>200123954did you have a mind-bending experience?
Is this true?
>>200123954He went via Dundee
>>200123921I’ve taken acid and shrooms and because they effect your serotonin receptors it does cause stomach discomfort. Your gut has a lot of serotonin receptors.It’s probably all the other stuff in the plant running through your system on top of the psychoactive compound that makes you shit yourselfIt sounds fucking grim. Just take shrooms if you to experience something like that. Shitting yourself is just embarrassing
>>200123982did the drugs there as well
>>200123842you don’t shit yourself. you usually vomit though. i only vomited the third time we took it
>>200123889mescaline makes you sick. never tried ayahuasca but san pedro cactus juice mescaline if the most horrific tasting thing ive ever tried. had it 3 times and you have to throw it back. hold it and try not to immediately be sick. then wait for an hour or two. then when it starts kicking in you let yourself be sick and the trip hits hard. 8-12 hours of psychedelic euphoria. overall id have to say its not worth it but its quite the experience.
>>200123958tremendous gimmick
there are demons
>>200123848turn it around so we can see the label and know it’s a benzo
>>200123954the retreat i went to was quite exclusive, like i said. i was trying to impress her
I didn't know Supercar Blondie is Australian. I've never seen her videos, but I have seen them in my recommendations. I just read about her in the FT. She's killing it
>>200123923went to the park for a walk on lunch. lots of pretty girls around, none of whom so much as made eye contact with me
>>200124076
>>200124111>go for a walk alone>spend the entire thing in your head and depressed, oblivious to the world around you
>>200124076those are 10mg valiumst. druggo
>>200124101where?
>>200124101Trying to attract women who are impressed by wealth is a recipe for disaster.
>>200123842The whole ayahuasca ceremony thing is just a way to get idiot whitoids to give them lots of money
howling at cansmong calling spaino a 'white faggot' last nightbizarre outburst
>>200124111howling this is mego out looking for any entry smiling at anyone walking past and so oncompletely blankedmight as well be invisible lol
>>200124111did you say hello when you walked past them?
>>200123842>devolveevolve
>>200124139costa rica
10 grand trip to butlins went seriously awry ladsi'll tell you about it in the next thread
spent 6k on a coach to dundee and it wasnt even sunnyholidays are a con
>>200124164he called you that because you were cuckposting about black cocks as you usually do
eating poo and drinking pee
it's a funny story whether it's real or not
>>200124205im neither of the personalities in question
>>200124108I wonder how many gallons of Arab shit and piss she consumed to get that rich
>>200123994>Just take shrooms if you to experience something like that. Shitting yourself is just embarrassingExactlyDo shrooms at a festival or on a walk with your mates like a normal person, don't fly to fucking Peru to get scammed by some Californian surfer pretending to be an Incan priest who fucks the bitch you dragged along with you
Slug.
>>200124178ayahuasca is an amazonian thing though
>>200124164top kek
utterly insane to me that there are people out there who just hangout random girls come visit them for "psychadelic experiences" and then just let the guy sfuck theminsaneutterly insane to me
You can get the train to Dundee or even fly for less
>>200124221zero
>>200124240bizarre isn't itspending a fortune on a date who is not committed to you
>>200124230there are plenty of ayuahuasca retreats in costa rica
went to a game hobby shop and everyone fucking STUNK
went swimming and it was WET
incomprehensible to me that a woman would want a guy to fuck herabsolutely inconceiveablelike if she has a partner who provides everything and they want a kid i can understand her putting up with it? but wanting it? persuing it from random men? it's unfathomable simply does not make sense
>>200124295Weird little freak you are
You are neither a scholar nor a gentleman. You are a scalawag, an ethnic minority and a buggerer of men’s bottoms.
cheese plantberg is loving his new coir pole
>>200124230it was originally but ive heard of ayahuasca retreats in Europe and Australia
dont understand psychedelia. like, what's the actual appeal? seeing wiggly rainbow trees or whatever doesn't seem particularly mindblowing.
Went to the entertainer to find some toys for toddlers, one toddler was in the shop and he stunk, clearly somebody needs potty trained
easier to imagine myself on the moon than having sex with a willing femaleutterly unthinkable that a girl could look at me and desire me to penetrate her
>>200124315this desu i feel disconnected from reality enough especially through dreams and multimedia (or even booze) let alone taking something to go even wilderseems bizarre to me
remember that rorke who has a moss ball in his living room
>>200124315alri deano
>>200124310OkayYou're a literal faggot, dressing in your mum's knickers and bra, pretending your a black man and getting white girls to fuck youMeanwhile, you're a pathetic white faggot, wanking your little shriveled dick away to the concept that as a pathetic bitch, you might one day be one of these girlsBut you won't ever be one, will you? You're too old to start HRT. You won't ever be a woman. You're only ever going to remain the neet little faggot on /brit/ wasting his dole on vpns and 4chan passes to try to troll a place that laughs at you everytime you postIs that good enough?
>>200124315cant really explain it to someone who hasn't tried it
>>200124315you honestly have to try the drugs to get iteverything changes
>>200124358this sort of comment reeks of "i know it's nonsense but i need to justify paying money for it"
>>200124363people say thatthen i try mdmaor weedor whateverand it barely changes and usually does for the worse lol
>>200124315It's for brainlets who are incapable of abstract thought sober so require drugs to achieve it.
my last poo was a mixed bag
>>200124356what did canspaki mean by this
>>200124327when I eventually managed to convince a girl to have sex with me I couldn't even get it up lool. haven't bothered since just too anxious. simply not a shagger me
>>200124356scaermung
>>200124376>mdma>weed>physcadelic????
>>200124376those aren't psychedelics are they
>>200124295Women are bigger coomers than men, but in a different wayMen will just fuck slags for fun all the time with no committment but when a woman gets a good dicking it literally rewires her lizard brain into following you around like a puppy. They will latch onto whatever makes them wet, that's why women's erotic novels are all about being swept away by a rich/powerful man. As an aside this is why all relationship problems stem from women not getting enough dick/orgasms. You can be a complete retarded slob and still have a loving gf if you make her cum often enough
>>200124375you reek of dense deano mong, but also autistic
>>200124379this is kinda my take desu>>200124385how the fuck did you convince a girl to do that especially when you're clearly gay >>200124399>>200124402>take drug cos the practioiners say changes everything/is amazingtake it. oh doesnt do thatwhy would psychs finally be true? lol they lie about every other drug but not psychadelics? come off it
>>200124356I shagged your mother rotten.
>>200124416lmao clearly hurt your feelings with my accurate assessment
Mad how these Uber eats cans delivery places say you must be sober enough to accept the delivery yet I have routinely got them successfully delivered whilst black out drunk.
>>200124414how do you convince her to take your dick which is objectively a bizarre thing to do ahh yes let that ugy stick a cock inside methen?like i have an above average size cock but it's never been used and probably never will be used because no women will give it a go
>>200124420If you didn't enjoy MDMA you had shit MD
>>200124435you're a paki supporting paki takeaways
>>200124375i never paid money for psychedelic trips. ive been given lsd once from a friend but didn't really enjoy ittried mescaline 3 times. it just requires finding the right cactus and following a recipe to brew it into cactus juice. its pretty hard work but i didn't spend money.done shrooms about 30 times. i learned how to identify them and picked them myself.
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>>200124434believe what you like deano
>>200124385>have a bad experience of nerves and whiskey dick at 18 and couldn't get it up>finally have sex at 30>can't get it up because of nervesMy gf was understanding, and I got to the point where I could get it up but would lose it during sex. Ended up just taking fucking viagra so I didn't have to worry about it. I didn't enjoy sex because of it, just constantly worried about losing my erection and then lost it as a result. The pills helped my confidence so maybe they might work for you mate.
>>200124444not what all the fanatics i was doing it with were saying
>>200124452No I'm not
>>200124440They have to feel excited and interested
>>200124464seeeeething
>>200124420>why would psychs finally be truebecause unlike other drugs they work completely differently as a class in of themselves, there's a reason they're studied as mental health gamechangers
>>200124484lmaoeverything is a mental health gamechange rseen the freaks say it about ketamine and mdma as well(not to mention fucking weed)
>>200124440You warm her up. She gets comfortable with you touching her hand or her shoulder. Then you touch her legs, then you get comfortable kissing, then you can feel her up tbqh
>>200124508get your hands on a real psychedelic and get back to us, you might even realise something about god!
>>200124563lmao i love the goalpost shifting>reee no you didn't take real mdma>reee no you didnt take a real drug>trust me xyz is the real deallllllllll
>>200124624you are implying they are all they same, which is patently false. pic: your brain's connections before and after psilocybin
>>200124525how do you warm her uphow do you get her comfortable with you touching hercan be smiling laughing i touch her she moves awayand so onhow do you get the first door open
>>200124689can find similar images for any drug under the sunmy issue is with the premise of drugs fullstopi have yet to come across a single one that lived up to the hype from the average druggymaybe psychadelics really are different but been told that enough times to lose interest and to be quite frank my grasp my reality is tenuous enough as it is having even more lucid dreams is not an appealing prospect even if they did work
>>200124726i understand your position, it comes from a place that drugs always must be happy and good. psychs arent like that. they can destroy you if you arent careful. i'd never argue the contrary
>>200124806happy and good is not what im saying but that it should be a worthwhile experience otherwise why take iti have more than enough hallucinations by being a thinking dreaming human that are necessary the idea of seeking out more of them is utterly bizarre tbqhnot to mention personal experience has led me to believe practically all claims about drugs are overblown
>>200124911i see them more as a tool more than anythingto hone your own brain. it doesn't guarantee anything as everyone's different. honestly, someone like you could have a pretty mindblowing revelation on it. it's just a shame that the culture is inhabited by a lot of low iq retards who get rekt on the weekends. i see it as a platform for hyperhumanism.
>>200125028hone my brain to what? delusions? lol>someone like you could have a pretty mindblowing revelationi can't think of anything less likely>i see it as a platform for hyperhumanism.this is really sad to me you seem to think all the drug effects aren't already there in the brain i cant think of a single mystic or equivalent i respect who ever needed or wanted to use drugs to get therethemselves and being themselves in the world is all that is needed
>>200125101speaking from my own experiences, you can have very abstract, grounded thoughts not typically considered in a sober state. it's not for everyone though, and i agree that you can achieve it normally with a bit more effort. what it does offer is just a turbo-fied thinking state that can be achieved. everyone's brain responds differently to it, and intelligent people seem to get the most out of it.
>>200125243>you can have very abstract, grounded thoughts not typically considered in a sober stategive an example of this >and intelligent people seem to get the most out of it.more or less the complete opposite to my experience. i cannot think think of only one semi intelligent person I know who bigs it up, all other intelligent people i know haven't taken it or treat it just like any other drug to get off your face in a slightly different way. in terms of thinkers i respect i cannot think of a single one that has given any credence to psychadelics even those involved (somewhat) in neurology like mcgilchrist
>>200125360for me, it's been a while since i dabbled but the man who won a nobel prize for researching DNA did so under the influence https://maps.org/2004/08/08/nobel-prize-genius-crick-was-high-on-lsd-when-he-discovered-dna/and my opinion on your latter point is that it's down to the fact it has been demonised so much in the popular culture that it may never have been considered in the first place due to fear of ruining their reputation as reputable thinkers, regardless of what it could have done for their professional lives
>>200125548crick is a very controversial figure so is their whole nobel prize and i didn't say that literally no one has ever benefited from psychadelics as that is clearly absurdi do not respect crick as a thinker, or more accurately he is not interesting to what i am interested in>and my opinion on your latter point is that it's down to the fact it has been demonised so much in the popular culturedont think that's the case at allif anything from the 40s onwards and especially the 60s it was the "cool" and "intellectual" thing to do. i think william burroughs is a very good writer, i do not think he was that because he took drugs but in spite of it, or perhaps more accurately the same creativity he had mentally led to attempts to physically deal with it.hell it's so co-opted in the public consciousness that the least cool place on earth, silicon valley, were "microdosing"i also note you dodge an example of what you have learnt from taking psychdelics.
>>200125669i've learnt a lot of things that have contributed to my larger worldview as i progress in my life. specifically it's always smaller, relevant things to whatever you are doing at the time or the problem you are trying to solve, emotionally or scientifically. it definitely needs a structured approach to achieve these beneficial outcomes, a lot of people just focus on the visual aspect.
>>200125964doesnt sound very compellingi cant think of a problem i've had in my day to day life which i didn't resolve through thinking about it properly as a sober humanmost meaningful psychological growth came from actual experiences with other humans anywaynot dream experiences or any other projections
