>person 1: ”heyy”>person 2: “hay is for horses, not for me”happens in your country?
no
>oi>oi cara de boihow would you respond without sounding mad?
>>200133400>heyhere's the polentoneit's "Oh" here
>>200133400I don't know, CAN you?
People greet me with the relaxed “tjenare” but then I can’t relax fast enough to reply that way so I use the neutral “hej”
>"hola">"caracola"seriously, how to hide the fact that im fuming?
If some pretentious cunt says something as gay as that to you unironically I fully give you permission to heem the little faggot
>>200133400> nice! I like smart women, what other fun facts can you tell me about, id love to hear them
"Hvasså?""Ja det er vand på tysk!"
Nothing like this happens in Sweden
>K>K? K what? The letter before L? The letter after J? Did you know that in JK the K stands for “kidding?” So your reply is “kidding?” or K as in Potassium? Do you need some Special K for breakfast? K as in I can K/O you? Can I knock you out and feed you to hungry sharks? Sharks have a K in it. "K"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life working on this and your response to me is "K"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only letter you can comprehend is "K" - or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless my work is? Well, I'll have you know that what I've made here is NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my work checked by several professors of art, even the ghost of Bob Ross. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "K" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about a single letter? I bet you took the time to type that one letter too, I bet you sat there and admired my amazing creation for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to an amazing artwork that probably took longer to make than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "K" on your gravestone? Do you want people to remember you as the asshat who one day decided to respond to someone with a single letter? "Hey, look, everybody! It's that "K" guy!" That's who you are. You're going to be known as the "K" guy. How does it feel? Do you feel happy? Quite honestly, I don't care, which is why I'm not even going to respond to you.
>>200136228Least passive aggressive female text message.
