>walk innawoods>see thiswhat do?
Keep my distance and avoid starting it. The woods are his, I'm just passing through.
>>200138349Die
>>200138349freeze in fear until it smelles my non white scent and tramples me to death
>>200138349I shoot him in the heart with a .300 win mag, cut him into 6-8 pieces and then call my buddies to help me haul him out of the woods.
pet it
>>200138349Easy.
>>200138891Why is it armed with a rifle???
>>200138349look at this lil shit, he knows what he did
freak out because there are no moose here
>>200138349>what do?excuse me but this is not something that people have to think outside of sweden
>>200138349keep walking, i pass them all the time
>>200138891holy shit it has a rifle, run!
>>200138349nope the fuck out since i know my .38 wont even tickle him
>>200138349>>200138349Shoot its ass. I am a human, the world's top superpredator. It should be hiding from ME.
>>200138938why do they look like mammalian elephants
>>200139295There are mooses in Florida ?
>>200139295A moose started running towards me in the forest when I was 8. Most scared I have ever been.
>>200138891>microcock Swedish boi needs a rifle to cowardly shoot down an innocent animal while hiding in the bushes A Danish bvll would never
>>200141476saar guy on the left is finnish saar ok
>>200141675Lmao
>>200141412What happened desu ka?
>>200141476Danes don't have moose to begin with
>>200140331elephants are mammals anon
>>200141834The last real wild moose in denmark swam over from sweden in ’99 lived there for 10 months before he got shanked by an evil danish train
>>200139295Why do they like the nordics so much?
>>200141829>desu ka?What?
>>200138349That blood and gore isn’t from killing anything it’s from the antlers shedding
>>200142193the gray fur/skin looks similar to his own. i think he juts fought and killed another male
>>200142236No it’s shedding, just google “moose shedding antlers”
>>200142193You lie to appease us, but we know something bad happened.
Go about my usual business. The fuck moosey gonna dohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veVQrNi4QKo
>>200138349Jaguars sound like a monster from a horror movie and you don't see them unless they want to be seen.I never go into the woods unarmed. Not that it stops me from being killed, but to shoot up and scare them when I hear something strange.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqyy9C50MQ0
>>200138349Try and stay out of it's way. They're big fuckers than can gore you with ease.Also the horns are just shedding.
>>200138938fucked a white woman with her consent?
I have shot a moose it was very thrilling unfortunately I couldn't take any thing for myself since I didn't have a hunting licence to take the horns
