BRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPP
GOODBYE USAROT IN HELL
wtf did yogi do
Ok boomer
>pull my finger
>>200138765Can you take 5 minutes away from the beetles to end our suffering.
>>200138632seethe
>>200138765I'M BEGINNING TO FEEL LIKE A BRAPP GOD (BRAPP GOD)
do you realize if it explodes then whole Earth will become uninhabitable and we will all die a terrible death?
two more geysers!
>>200138929We'll be fine, nigga. Last time Iceland brapped we were fine. Weren't you niggas talking about global warming or some shit?
>>200138929how is that not the coolest shit
>>200138929If it explodes the Earth will cool by 10 degrees and climate change will effectively be solved.
>>200138576Hopefully the volcano goes supercritical on election day and all mutts are wiped out
>>200138576Nothing ever happens
>>200138929based?
>>200139110>If it explodes the Earth will cool by 10 degrees and climate change will effectively be solved.yeah but we'd all fucking starve to death because it would become impossible to grow food north of Havanna
So what would happen if it actually did explode? Would American coasts be fine? Would the whole planet be covered in ash and sunlight get completely cut off? Would we be able to figure out how to live in the cold and dark, or would we find a way to clear the clouds?
>>200139376the blax will the become the protagonist race...the age of man is over...the age of monke is begun...
>>200139376>north of HavannaNot by problem
>>200139376So global warming will be solved permanently? Wipe out half the globe and less resources drained from the earth + less methane.
>>200139382Depends on the explosion size. Either it kills most of the northern hemisphere or causes a larger second ice age or we have a mass extinction event. Mass extinction event is worst case scenario. Most multicellular life dies. Best case is it kills most of humanity in Asia, North America and Europe really only Australia and parts of Africa survive
>>200139423Imagine the scavenging parties from the global south venturing into the desolate northern ashlands in search of lootVgh... Kino
>>200139376Don’t worry we can all move to Argentina
>>200139376You could farm things in greenhouses
LEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Biscuit BasinDo mutts really call their places Fortnite names?
>mfw the new world dissapears
>>200139593Oh myThere is a profanity hidden in the gums of that frogJust letting you know, you wouldn’t want to be tricked into posting harmful verbiage
>>200139482>only Australia and parts of Africa surviveThank god, now the migrants have no other choice than flooding Australia.
our black asses havent caught a break since 2019
>>200142135wait no 2016ever since that fucking gorilla got shot
>>200138576repeat after me
i thought it would blow in 2012 when i was underage
>>200139376> it would become impossible to grow food north of HavannaNot my problem, then.
>>200142343
>>200138765>>200138894kek
>>200138765rare funny post from bazil
>>200139506Uh, sorry to tell you but didn't the previous set of migrants kind of make that difficult for you?>>200139571>Biscuit BaskinsWait fuck wrong board
>>200138632We'd still be better than you guys even if it happened.
>>200138929Good. Let it all end.
>>200138929i'll be fine
>>200138576>continue to pray to Yellowstone. concentrate on the magma chamber. we can end it here. we can end it for all time.
>>200138929Absolutely not, that's an apocalyptic scenario very unlikely to happen. We would experience a temperature cooling for a decade or so at most, but nothing irreversible and that we wouldn't be able to overcome.
>>200142135>>200142173No World War 3 yet though, it's still brewing.
They'd see a cataclysmic level eruption weeks or even months in advance. The US has that shit on constant surveillance because it would literally be the end of the country.
>>200138632>>200138576RIP America
>>200138929maybe there is a god
>>200145386Hah! You people can't even prevent an old man from being shot
>>200138576Please yes
>>200138576this probably set back climate change measures by 1000 years.
>>200138576
>>200138929personally i feel my odds are good
>>200138576Good
nuke it
>>200138929All the ash will be picked up by the gulf stream straight into europe only whitoids will go extinct
>OH N--
>>200138576White people be naming places like gay sir
>>200148765>spares the worst US statestruly an end of times cataclysm
>>200138929i can only dream
>>200139062Its really fuckin awesome to watch one of those big eruptions. When I went Biscuit Basin was really quiet but we did get to see grand geyser erupt, it was at least as tall as the one in the OP
>>200148765it has erupted 3 times in 2.1 million years, I'd wager you're safe
>>200139571Its called that because theres these biscuit (american) shaped formations there. Its named after food.
>>200148996Thanks for clarifying, rolls off the tongue better than Buttered Scone Basin
>>200138929and thats good
>>200138929As long as Poland and Finland will be gone im okay with this
>>200139376I'll just go south then :)
>>200139110no it wouldn't
>>200148765Good thing Iive in Montreal.
>>200139482easylet it happen
>>200150794retard
>>200138576So what happened?did someone clog the hole with rubbish?
>>200152658we could solve it by throwing indians into it
>>200138929not me though
>americas will get gassed by sulfur and CO let it rip
>>200138929good
>>200152202>t. Calgary
and it's beautiful, here's 5 reasons why you should be happy for the eruptions:
>>200139376>10° cooler Sounds nice
>>200144345Once i'm there in Argentina it will be fatally dangerous for pasty micks
>>200138929Sounds good to me.
>>200148966>The two intervals are thus 0.8 and 0.66 million years, averaging to a 0.73 million-year interval. Again, the last eruption was 0.64 million years ago, implying that we are still about 90,000 years away from the time when we might consider calling Yellowstone overdue for another caldera-forming eruption.we're literally fine
>>200138929aha oh nooooo
>>200152658Cool water hit hot rocks and caused an explosion. It's not volcanic activity.
>>200158085TRUST THE SCIENCE YA'LL... WE'RE FINE!
>>200158085>>The two intervals are thus 0.8 and 0.66 million years, That's a 0.14 million (140 000 years) diff in its "regularity".>we are still about 90,000 years away from the badaboomWe're right in the probability since 50 000 years...
>>200139376>north of Havanano food grows in la habana anyway
>>200150296the fuck did we ever do to you
>>200138632Every single piece of land in your country is an active volcano you fag
