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>>200139670
pagi pogi pierogi

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>>200139670
Me irl

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>>200140358
pagi

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>>200140358
BWC dance

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real first older thread btw >>200139181

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The pic that destroyed indogchud...

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>>200140687
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>>200140635
>real first older thread btw >>200139181
this is thaikot reunion thread dough

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>>200140687
Sorry, I didn't know you already started a new thread.

>>200141334
not my thread but np np

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Alright, you got me for good. I will download your shitty banking "app"
Fuck you BNI

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supporting this thread since the coomer OP pics have been very lackluster lately

>>200141525
What's wrong with it though?
Previous app was shittier, no?

No internet for 3 days because of the super typhoon.... Hate being the typhoon shield, but i love my sea brothers.....

>>200139670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VNcOaIEgBQ

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https://youtu.be/jv_y7eVbKz4

>>200142952
Android malware I suppose

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>>200139670
>look at how cute *dumbbass chinese name* is!! I supah Idorru starru but I akutu raiku I am havin-gu le fun

>>200140358
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>>200144250
Is your loser mind telling you that if you post in this thread you'll get an asian gf??

>>200144891
i like white girls, yes

>>200144891
you're brown

>>200144891
For some reason I always assumed no woman ever posted in /asean/, but if one's in here she can hit me up.

>>200144891
>>200145059
>>200145307
greetings gentlemen

>>200145307
If you notice someone with id flag posting a picture of eagle, that's the girl, she is dreaming of having a redhead white bf

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>>200145391
hello

>>200145391
I only get a few strands of red hair in my facial hair. I guess it isn't meant to be.

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craving

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>>200141525
>>200142952
https://reports.exodus-privacy.eu.org/en/reports/476107/#permissions
>just download the bloatware tracking app, goy
nope

Tourist fag here. Match with woman on bumble. She says she's pregnant and going to be a single mom, so she could use some fun and some support. I say I can do fun. She asks what I mean by that. I say we could go on a date (she can't get pregnant twice if you see what I mean). I ask what she means by support. She says it's up to me, maybe one hundred dollars.
Did you know you can report people on bumble for asking for money? I hope the whore gets banned.

>>200145888
Ask if the dad's chinese or white

>>200145059
you're pink

>>200145932
Lmao too late I already blocked her. Not in the mood to get guilted for money. Could maybe be korean I guess too?

>>200145989
>guilted
but the pussy....

>>200146020
Not worth the scam man

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hello people from the future, still the 24th here
anyway I need help finding the name of a song and/or singer of "pleb music" apparently, from Indonesia, supposedly java. the group bears the name of the frontgirl, so it is a girl with shorts with her personal band basically.
iirc the video had millions of views but it is entirely in a language I don't understand

>>200146069
i guess 100 is 90% more than the actual dollar value of vietnam pussy and thats raw all night included

>>200146134
You can get vietnam pussy for the price of a nice restaurant meal for two (so like five to ten dollars AT MOST)

>>200146156
crazy
and this bitch asked for HUNDRED ?
from a fellow vietcong???
theres no way

>>200146187
No I'm white lmao. Doing tourism. Idk what the fuck she was thinking.

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when you give your love to me
i might have saw your hello kitty
when you show me what you like
it's not that strange, it's just designs

of melody
kuromi
monkichi
keroppi
batz, kiki
lala, us'hana
robowan

san(rio)^11 girl
san(rio)^11 girl

I dont think its worth becoming gayN but my british friend keeps hinting how thin and feminine i look. We get on vc to play gayms and turn on video after. Hes coming here in september, and he wants to go on a weekend trip with me. I think he wants to fuck my ass, but i dont think its worth it because i can always fuck the maid's daughter i think.

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>>200146626
You should make the maid's daughter watch as your friend fucks you

>>200146656
cringe

>>200146129
This maybe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQGfLDnmWS8
Just some regular dangdut/campursari singer, there's endless of that shit here
https://youtube.com/watch?v=orqj8CJ8pNI

need a filipino family to adopt me

>>200145884
>Baidu
>Yueying
Should i be worried?

>>200146129
>>200145884
Just block the location, contact, camera and storage permission.
Previous app was no better

>>200146862
>nella kharisma
yeah it's her, thank you!
some anon linked it to me a long time ago, I have no idea what's about but I like it.
it was this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shyzK9coGWM

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bumping to not let the other thread win

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>>200146656
>myanmar posters could have been here shitposting with us
>instead they are very dead and dying in their own civil war
>all because old men said so
i hate the world most of the time

>>200146156
>can't spend a mere $100 just for one night of fun
I thought white people were supposed to be rich?

>>200147666
i think there's a difference between spending a hundred bucks to have fun and knowingly getting yourself scammed

>>200147666
I'm only rich in your monopoly money, not my money. That's why I come here in the first place. I also have the option to date another girl who will equally give me a night of fun but won't ask for money.

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bumping to not let the other thread win

>>200146156
I know a spot or two that worth the $100 and more

These presc glasses I got February are making me dizzy all the time. To be fair, I paid P2000 for them. I'm about to go to Owndays and get a new pair that's thrice the price.

>>200146979
>"just block the location bro"
>needs location permission to login
>already takes 300MB of disk space before login
Yeah thanks, I guess I'll stick with my own browser with extensions and tracker blocker for banking. On the bright side, it seems to run well under MicroG.

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>>200139670
hi anons. how do i buy from asian secondhand markets? does anyone know what the most popular ones are for your country? thanks ~

>blogpost richoid bait
Yawn

>>200149349
japan has buyee. they buy from secondhand sites and ship it to you. have bought from them in the past. idk about the rest of us

>>200149392
oh yes i use buyee / mercari jp, it’s good but it’s gotten so overrun with scalpers :< thank you though haha

Lotta polaks in here. Are you guys "technically" asiatic too?

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sauer

>>200149144
Why would I do that when I can just take a girl on a nice date

>>200149337
Just use automated teller machine (ATM) like a normal person

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pengen

Going to get raped by indog femanon while beating up a Filipino maid

>>200149711
you are a sick person

>>200149738
It's ok il wear a Bali mask so when I am made king of indogistan none will be scared of my visage and only believe me to be a sensitive god and everyone will be nice to me

>>200149802
mentally ill as well

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>>200149694
>Just use automated teller machine (ATM) like a normal person
Too lazy to go to ATM at 4am >>200141525
I do use ATM more than zoomies and my peers.

>>200141525
The old app still works on my dad's phone

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It's seems like incels are now shifting to using these glasses
how not to be associated with them

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>>200149937
Don't be incell

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>>200149853
>lust provoking image
>too lazy to go ATM at 4am
I know why you're lazy, probably cuuming too much. Store money under your matress or see webm related like a normal person

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Which blackmores should I get bros

>>200141525
>80MB of reactshit
>runs like shit
I HATE TECHNOLOGY AAAA

2 /asean/s going right now i bet this board loves this

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>>200150305
Don't sleep!
Get a job!!!!

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>>200150042
nah I'm good with cash and pennies in my wallet. It's just one of those day where you need to do bank transfer before the dawn.

>I know why you're lazy, probably cuuming too much
Hey I only came once to Hiro doujin last night. And I wake up earlier than like 95% of indogs out there everyday

>>200149886
I've never used the old app to begin with. I just wish they let me do banking from mobile browser.

>>200141525
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>>200146979
>>200149694
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>>200150167
Simple, just use the web interface
It's better than these shitty mobile apps

>>200150611
No shit sherlock

>>200147618
Damn, sometimes I forget about Myanmar Anons. Shit hits hards when you put it like that.

im done with western women for real this time.
booked a plane and im going to indonesia to find a wife.
i hope i didnt picked the worst country to do that.

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holy kino

>>200151257
Is this some kind of trannyslop?

>>200151257
Where do I watch?

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>>200151412
Quick search on yt land me this comment

>>200151463
They don't know enough context to partake

I found a passport bro in the wild here at the mall. AMA, Redditors.

When are you going back, tangalog redditor?

>>200151671
do you nod to each other when you meet

>>200151463
Who tf watch a movie at film festivals? It is guaranteed degenerate nu-arts and mostly involves nudity.

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ADAKAH MUNGKIN UNTUKKU MENGHINDARI
GURISAN KASIH LUKA DI HATI
JIWAKU RESAH APAKAH KESUDAHAN
KECEWA ATAUPUN BAHAGIA

KU YAKINKAN DIRI DEMI RINDUKU
PENAWAR HANYA DARI WAJAH KEKASIH
WALAUPUN RINTANGAN DATANG MENDUGA
KU TEMPUHINYA KERNA CINTA MEMBARA

>>200151505
>Linda dan Cahyono, dua anak muda yang berteman sejak kecil, bertemu kembali. Halim, seorang dokter gigi penyendiri, tiba-tiba memutuskan untuk menikahi sang asisten nan cantik. Salma, akhirnya berhasil muncul di Planet Idol. Romi dan Yahya, mendapatkan kesempatan untuk ‘melatih’ kemampuan seksual secara penetrasi. Opa meninggal dunia, dan Linda mengajak Cahyono membuang abunya. Cahyono pun berhasil menerima siapa dirinya sebenarnya.

>Babi Buta yang Ingin Terbang adalah seluruh penggalan cerita tersebut. Sebagaimana sebuah gambar kaleidoskop, film ini mengisahkah pengalaman-pengalaman penuh cobaan tentang kehidupan komunitas minoritas yang hingga kini, belum juga terpenuhi harapannya.[1]
midwit slop

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Why should we want to be Taiwan? According to this video, Taiwan is dangerous.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTjjFJ03K6U

>>200151926
No. He followed to a restaurant asking for my Whatsapp. Christ, the absolute state of Australia

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trve

>>200152549
you have a straya bff now

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corrupt chink that have a lot of money and corrupt pribumi that desperately need money is truly the worst combination for this clown country

>>200152549
are you a woman?

test

>>200152314
literally every single country at your border has a claim on you at some point

Too bad what's stopping them is that they're busy squabbling over their own shit

>>200140566
I'm watching this while I can't rotate my head because my neck is stiff and blocked

>>200153689
How about pribumi with money and power and ormas backing
https://nasional.kompas.com/read/2024/07/10/09563071/bupati-langkat-bebas-dalam-kasus-kerangkeng-manusia-komnas-ham-khawatirkan

>>200154551
It didn’t work

>>200141525
eh iya susah transfernya + loginnya, untung bisa transfernya.

My coworker thinks he's smarter and better than me just because he's older and twice my age. Mate you are literally my subordinate. It's time to retired grandpa lmao

Lying in bed feeling sick while the buddy I traveled to Vietnam with is fucking his local gf he met yesterday. Feels bad man. Happy for him but feels bad.

>>200156882
You shouldn't talk about your dad like this.

>>200157074
You have no idea what I'm dealing with every day. This guy has been changing coworkers over the years and now I know why. He's toxic as hell. No wonder he's bald, ugly and got no teeth lmao

>>200157063
Mark Wahlberg 1988

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random cat got inside my house

>>200157333
Free dinner?

>>200157386
we dont eat cats

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you are my friend now

The friendly girl who worked at her uncle's food stall is no longer friendly. I think it's time to ghost her and find another friendly cashier.
>>200157422
You should.

>>200157439
Fatty!

>>200157472
>no longer friendly
she is backing off because she knows you like her

>>200157472
My local cinak fish and chip shop makes his daughter work sometimes and her look of resentment at having to do it is a little entertaining

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kicked out of my own table

>>200157868
Chad cat

>>200157825
I'm only approaching her because I thought she liked me.
>>200157862
Maybe she's just tired. I'll go there again this sunday and ask her some questions.

>>200157945
I think he's mad at you for calling him fatty. You are pretty mean.

>>200158011
I didn't say that.

>>200158035
You clearly did here >>200157504

>>200158045
That's not me.

>>200150659
Using desktop mode or using desktop UA aren't that hard.
Why these banks app devs making customer front-end sluggish and unreliable? It's as if they thought the customer won't notice

>>200157868
He belongs to /asean/ now

>>200158061
The flag says otherwise.

>>200158115
See you in court.

>>200157963
>I'll go there again this sunday
try to looks clean + apply some perfume + act confident & casual

>>200158205
I will. Maybe she thought I was being arrogant for wearing a mask instead of taking it off and giving my usual friendly smile. My face has been peeling a bit lately and my skin look ugly as fuck.

>>200158285
Are you the only one in a mask or is it still a thing in Malaysia?

>>200158334
Some people here are still wearing masks but it's pretty rare.

>>200158073
>Why these banks app devs making customer front-end sluggish and unreliable?
They only want rich customers with high-end phone.
Poor customers are just a burden

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Remember to update your meme, it's not even 44.2% anymore. It's 54.4% now
Even the fucking tagline is
>We're getting fatter!

>>200158682
Post your hand then, '''chad'''

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>>200158682
no bully bully, we are all frens here

Our local bmi expert will post his hand. Oh good lord, I can't wait to see this gimp's hand.

>>200158073
>Why these banks app devs making customer front-end sluggish and unreliable?
How to make banking apps great again:
>hire a hacker to find zero-day vulnerabilty/serious bug (or better yet, do it yourself)
>threaten the devs to release it to the public if they doesn't fix their shitty apps
>.........
>profit.
In all seriousness, teach me the hardcore way to live without a bank in your cunt, for anons who read this

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>>200159018
>In all seriousness, teach me the hardcore way to live without a bank in your cunt, for anons who read this
Be a poorfag that doesn't need to do any banking transactions. lol
Otherwise just keep your online banking from browser like me. Get a small laptop for portable computing.

>>200149822
look at his flag
he was driven mad by the insertions of the indog intestine invader

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>>200158682
I don't want my neighbor turning into human WALL-E type of society

Odds Indomie
Evens sleep

Do you ever miss someone?

Do you guys believe me if I say I'm probably the hottest guy in my town and it stresses me out?

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Watch documentary about Mumbai, some family paid $360k for an apartment above the slums…


I thought asians valued houses, not condos/apartments?

I wish I could talk with someone

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pagi
i hate cambodian diaspora

>>200161213
India is densely populated y'know

>>200161989
why

>>200162042
Yea but buildings in Asia don’t last long, i doubt they are paying you back the $$ if the building gets demolished.

At least that how I know with Condos, i’m sure it the same in India.

>>200162070
Cause i’m richer than him and managed to succeed the Diaspora dream.

>>200162532
nice humblebrag, fag. it makes me miss crushfag. he also loved to humblebrag

>>200162614
This is like the ending to Shutter Island.

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Rika

>>200162643
i'm not him

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>>200162643
I don't get it.

>>200162761
You just spoiled yourself one of the best plot twist in /tv/ history.

>>200162824
Nh I've seen it but I've forgotten the plot.

>>200162872
I'm saying that >>200162614 IS Crushfag.

>>200162899
Ahhhhh poor guy.

This is like the ending to Shutter Island.
https://files.catbox.moe/qafoy9.mkv

I should go to sleep.

>>200162872
>>200162899
>>200162948
>>200163052
>>200163107
same fag

I cheated and made Indomie anyway

>>200156468
>Terbit Rencana Perangin-angin
Why is it always (((them)))?

how is the job market in Singapore for data analytics? Thinking of working there

>>200164210
Sumatra is run by PP

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>This job has a lot of applicants
>You might be less likely to hear back.
how do i lower the difficulty on indeed

>>200164502
be increasing your chances. do some certification related to your field.

>>200164502
just be neet

Why do we have our own general but the east asians dont?

>>200166990
they hate each other

>>200165082
too edgy

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Thais literally cry foul that South Koreans look down on them. LMFAO.

>>200158500
>They only want rich customers with high-end phone.
No, anon. There's difference between bad process flow and bad phone.
It doesn't matter whether it's the current year flagship smartphone or low-end phone. Shitty process flow exposed to suboptimal environment e.g high ping, low-throughput, frequent timeout will resulted in bad user experience regardless of the phone's performance.
>Poor customers are just a burden
Yeah, profit from poor customer is miniscule. But, if you have a lot of poor customer, there's actually profit to be made e.g BBCA and BBRI.
Bank's attitude will change once you qualified for priority, private banking (for most banks, AUM >=1B and >=5B IDR). But, it made no difference when you're using the same shitty not-so-reliable apps
>>200158709
Why? What's the reason you're trying to compare yourself with me?
Afterall, the statistics are from population level, not an individual level. You aren't supposed to be offended
And the conjecture of your request asserts that I'm "obese" or at least "overweight". I will say that I had, could, would lose nor gain X BMI points within X months... Just like Christian Bale
>>200158791
Bully? I think it should be an alarm for malaysian society. And we Indonesian, should something from this phenomenal
>>200159018
Honestly, it's easier to make your own bank and suckless apps than going through all the hoops to put your vision on other bank's app dev. That's if you have few trillions IDR in liquid. The other method would be using their api

>>200159459
Me neither. It's a horrible prospect

>>200139670
bwc mating dance

not reading your essay

>>200167372
>Hung Tran

>>200158682
The worst news possible for that indonesian that wants to fuck small malaysian men

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>>200139670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPASCVLPMnE

>>200169738
MOMMY SEX SEX NOW LOVELY

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>other thread died
we won

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>>200171307
>this thread won became I randomly ranted about shitty banking app at 5am yesterday
kek

Every swedish male dreams of a thai/pina wife

>>200158500
meanwhile BCAchuds be having 2000s looking front-end
we fucking won

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>>200171935

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>>200171935
You mean boywife

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aseanbros best bros

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>>200141021
hahaha sorry, I just came back from vacation. I forgot my laptop, so I didn't have kot pics on hand. (also, I hate phone posting.)

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>>200173472

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>>200172975
>>200173187
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>>200173520
-months under the embargo
-until finally false nuclear attack against the Pentagon
-Arlington cemetery contains the radiation.

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>>200173646
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>>200175586

Damn its so hard teaching preschool religion, its bullshit they didnt know anything yet. Wtf

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>>200139670
jan lupa sholat gan~

>>200171935
Just come here and get yours my Nordic brother.

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>>200175654
>>200176526
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>>200157868
Your kot looks majestic flipbro, how old is he?
here's mine btw

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Why does SEA still puts so much value on a girls Virginity/not being a single mom?

It kind of barbaric no, when the west doesn’t care about that.

you are obsessed, that's why i don't like you

>>200179160
Don’t you have job applications to fill out. Tick tock.

don't you have gold diggers to marry

monthly reminder
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/186498415/#186498774
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/186498415/#186499809

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crazy things are happening in indonesia
https://x.com/eclipseofnath/status/1812488401922478543

>>200180180
IndoAnon looks like THAT?

>>200180255
https://x.com/i/status/1813990767838552138

He harassed someone and had to apologise.

>>200180180
average jawirs weeb

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wakey wakey /asean/

>>200179381
>>200179859

This dude be seething he can only get a pipette job doing lab work. Go get your Phd.

Meanwhile i’m on my to early retirement in SEA.

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is this archetype common in indonesia

>>200180255
Judging from his posts he is probably looks worser than that. That nigga is ugly inside out.

>>200179123
thats exactly whats wrong with westoids thoughbeit.

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> I thank You Saturn-sama, for my Total-Gòngfěi-Death:
> I thank You also Shani Dev, for my Total-Israeli-Bharatification:
AMEN: I am all Finished.

>>200167636
We don't need anything from the likes of you. You are so full of yourself holy shit. Disgusting

My indog femanon wife will make me indome ramen from her family recipe , I won't eat it because I'm keto but I pat her on the head and give her a boiled cappuccino monkey

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>wake up
>see fb post about some troon getting "misgendered" by a waiter
>mad he got called "sir" while being dressed as a woman
>results in a two hour struggle session
>internet heard about it
>now everyone deliberately misgender him calling him sirs
>virtually everyone clowing on him, even gays
sometimes were fucking based

>>200181673
Damn, really?

>>200181539
Yea I know I wish we had some based thoughts like SEA. Single moms are meant to be played around with.

Sadly every girl here thinks she can pull off a Ciara.

>>200181673
i don't know how they do that in public, the last thing I want with people around is to draw attention to myself

I'll make it clear today that I don't like my current subordinate and want a new one. This bald, uggo, no teeth faggot is probably one of the reasons I've been feeling depressed lately. He's like indochud but irl. Can't stop talking like a fucking woman. Oh great, now I look like a woman too because of this uggo bastard.

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>>200179120
Are you that dude who mentioned once that you were going to adopt a stray kot from temple?

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>>200167636
>it's easier to make your own bank
Bitcoin fixes that
>The other method would be using their api
Will you get charged for using their API?

>>200182169
I'm not him
I got my kot from some lady on facebook

how do you even get covid vaccines online certs now?

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>>200182536
ahh ic. he's cute tho.

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Are you guys excited about the upcoming shopee cup? I wonder if it's just a mickey mouse cup or a legit one.

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/asean/bros this feels so good

im a south east asian male who was born and raised in the west and i left yurop for the 1st time to stay in jakarta for a month no constant annoying stares here, everyone just thinks that im chindo and everything just has so much SOVL. i think im gonna try to visit the region more and relocate here

>>200182763
>male
I stopped reading right here.

>>200182763
Don’t forget you are considered a top 1% male. Easy as fuck to pick up chickas.

>>200181420
very common

>>200181809
What does filipino food taste like? I feel you guys don’t have the same flavor profile like the rest of SEA.

>>200180947
just go, nigga

>>200182788
sorry xister

>>200182803
im not looking for any pickups. i just want to live a SOVLful life in a place where i wont just be viewed as the local chink

>>200182872
Can’t model says I don’t go critical until maybe 15-20 more years.

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>>200182730
What's that? Been living under the rock
>>200182763
>south east asian
>everyone just thinks that im chindo
More like Southern Chink, kek
>i think im gonna try to visit the region more and relocate here
Good luck on your journey

>>200182905
It probably easier to relocate if you have indonesian descent, not to mention europe still has pensions so it comfy.

Even the USA social security is kind of comfy in SEA.

>>200181420
The duality of an Indog weeb, nothing new

>>200163052
this is perfectly executed

>>200182939
basically a southern chink yes. chindoette told me that i could pass if i learn melayu or got better at chinese

>>200183027
Not gonna fall for this again. You are probably him.

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>>200182492
bitcoin is a meme, it can't replace traditional currency because inflation and demand always grows, which will eventually result in a liquidity crisis. it's only a short term solution.

the gold standard was dropped because our overpopulated and globalized world requires infinite supply of money.

obviously this will only be a problem in like 200 years, but still

>t. economics undergrad

>>200182998
so far im thinking about visiting KL and badung and choosing between one of these two towns. jakarta is a nice place to stay in for long visits / making connections but it'is a little big too big for me

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>>200139670
threadly reminder

>>200183075
meds

>>200183058
>i could pass if i learn melayu or got better at chinese
Try to tan yourself a little bit, and you'll perfectly blend in the crowd

What's wrong with crushfag? He just tell stories and do nothing harmful

>>200183116
why is it even like this?

>>200183165
i do not really have the austronesian phenotype

>>200183172
He posts about it every single day to the point that it gets really annoying and seems too good to be true.

>>200183165
also are there any easy things that i can do to pass better? i never wear shorts and almost only get around by scooter. got in an accident 1hr after landing by the way

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>>200182939
It's like the UEFA Champions league, but for seamonke football clubs so basically, it's AFF but based on club teams rather than national squads.
I think It could be a brilliant idea, especially considering how popular the AFF is, but we can't be certain of its legitimacy since this trophy has never existed before.

>>200183107
Nah i’m saying are you of indo descent, that like the biggest barrier to getting a long term visa/potentially having the right to own land.

Condos are shit.

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>>200183079
>t. Shitcoiner

>>200183264
well i think im gonna have to live the condo way at the beginning. im staying at my friends' place who also hates condos but there dont seem to be any other paths to housing for foreigners and mutts here (espacially in KL)

im not of indo descent and my home country's passport is really shit so i dont think im gonna bother with that. long term visas also arent that hard to obtain

>>200183221
All diaspora Indonesians are Chinese, saar. Must be nice to be able to return to your homeland and mog everyone; Chinese are high caste elites in SEA

>>200183367
i know about that since im laotian chinese. always had to take the initiative to get closer to my asian family on my own as my mother raised me like a cracker and my dad has never really been around for that kind of stuff

Speaking of chinks, is it true that they really hate it when their name is written in red? If yes, this could be very gemmy trolling

>>200183172
>>200183235
where did he go

>>200183424
>laotian chinese
Rare as fuck

>>200183436
ive never seen any chinks get really mad over it

>>200183174
trust the plan

>>200183444
Hopefully dead.

>>200183485
my friend told me if you write their name in red, you wish them a death. He said it after I took a note with my red pen since I was lazy to buy a new pen

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>>200183367
All indon chinks are hokkien/fujianese, they are also the upper class jews of china. This guy is currently richer than any of the 2 billion Chinese nationals

>>200183436
probably only mainland chinese

it's not a religious thing. according to the myth, ancient china judges used to write prisoner names in red when they were sentenced to death penalty, so writing someone's name in red is the same as telling them they're going to die

>>200183424
Damn bummer, also long term visas are hard to get.

You could settle in Loas, dunno how fun the laos capital city is though.

>>200183601
http://folklore.usc.edu/why-you-cant-write-your-name-in-red/
Interesting, so the red color brings luck and is meant to express excitement and happines, yet at the same time it also means death if their name's written in it
https://youtu.be/h87PJvVbrPU

Started my day with harassing people on facebook.

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I CAN'T IMAGINE HOW IT IS TO BE FORBIDDEN FROM LOVING (AH-AH-AH, AH-AH-AH)
'CAUSE WHEN YOU WALKED INTO MY LIFE
I COULD FEEL MY LIFE BEGIN
LIKE I WAS TORN APART THE MINUTE I WAS ONLY BORN
AND YOU'RE THE OTHER HALF
THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES ME WHOLE
I KNOW IT SOUNDS LIKE A LOT
BUT YOU REALLY NEED TO KNOW
WE ARE LEANING OUT FOR LOVE
AND WE WILL LEAN FOR LOVE FOREVER, I KNOW
I LOVE YOU SO

AND THEN I LEARNED THE TRUTH
HOW EVERYTHING GOOD IN LIFE SEEMS TO LEAD BACK TO YOU
AND EVERY SINGLE TIME I RUN INTO YOUR ARMS
I FEEL LIKE I EXIST FOR LOVE
ONLY FOR LOVE

AND WHEN YOU SAY MY NAME
LIKE WHITE HORSES ON THE WAVES
I THINK IT FEELS THE SAME
AS AN OCEAN IN MY VEINS
AND YOU'LL BE DIVING IN
LIKE NOTHING IS OUT OF PLACE
AND WE EXIST FOR LOVE
ONLY FOR LOVE

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ARISE, YE PRIS'NERS OF STARVATION
ARISE, YE WRETCHED OF THE EARTH
FOR JUSTICE THUNDERS CONDEMNATION
A BETTER WORLD'S IN BIRTH
https://youtu.be/ERikM53H1GA

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Seabros this is our time

Do you think Finns are bit asiatic?

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>>200184884
Chinky? Nay
Altaic? Yay

>>200184984
We are ancient Siberian original from upstream of Mekong 30 00 years ago before wide eyed spreaded.
We even share same genetics with native americans and inuits.
We bleqched ourselves thought with yamna and proto-skandi women.
AMWF

In the poles of globe west-east distances are much shorter due the shape.

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>>200185124
identify as Poo now?

>>200185383
30 000*
Just typo, dont cash farang

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>>200184884
autistic?

>>200185386
Yeah... Even though I just went piss

>>200183261
Don't we have actual AFF champions league already?

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>>200186449
>>200186449
>>200186449

To early chud

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Happens in your class?

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>>200186480

>>200186624
yes actually