How do you impress a girl on the first date in your country?
dates are for losersyou have to score chicks in the nightclubs
>>200143316Giving her a good fuck
shag her up the fanny, brev
>>200143316tell her that her tattoos are disgusting, and leave before sitting down at the table.
>>200143316A little bit of this a little bit of that
>>200143950chuds like you are just sad to see
>>200143950this, I'd do a 360 and walk away so quickly
>>200143316Bend over an spread my hairy asshole to assert dominance
>>200143316I dont i just try to get us both drunk amd have sex
>>200143316Assuming I've set this up this means I intend to eat a bit of food and get as drunk as possible and then ditch her with the bill before she catches on to my plan (they never do).
>>200143316I do my Peter Griffin (italian version) impression
>>200143950based
>>200144059a woman like that shouldn't be brought to such an establishment. Women like that are for fast food dates or dive bars. If you degrade yourself, I'll value you accordingly. That is to say: Not at all.
>>200143316MOMMMY MILKKIES GIVE ME MILK FEED YOUR BABY BOY I NEED MILKLKKKKKK IN HUNGIE HUNGIE HUNGIE
I don't actually know, I've never been on a "date" all the women I've been with were friends or peoplenI already knew and it just happened. I honestly dread the idea of meeting up with some random you've never met before at some fancy restaurant, seems mega awkward
>>200143316Wouldn’t know. Never been on a date
>>200146229As well.
>>200145449You sound like a massive fucking nerd
>>200146229>>200147126ill take u on a date. where u wanna go?
