apex predator edition>>200145975previous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxSTyqVa4BE.
i dont look like that
>>200147706geh awf mah pawnd
do you also feel a swelling frustration growing inside of you whenever you look at images of cute girls online?
TO THE TOWN OF AGUA FRIEDA RODE A STRANGER ONE FIND DAYdidnt speak to folks around him didnt have much to SAYYYYYYYYYYYnoone dared to ask his business noone dared to make a slipfor the stranger there among them had a big iron on his hipbig iron on his HIIIIIIIIiiiiip
>>200147743no..?
>>200147743stop doing that then idiot
i dont understand people who get genuine anguish for not having a partner. I don't care at all and have never tried. I'm a a KHHV too
>>200147743I generally mitigate this by whacking off
Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?
>>200147765aces be like
>>200147780i am not asexual. I jack off a lot
This dumb Mexican bitch is selling a ton of books on facebook but refuses to open any of the boxes and take pictures. Just told me I have to come look at them. Wtf, I just asked if there was any sci fi books. Tell me yes or no, you ugly fat lipped hole.
haha was a character! ha what a goofball!
just followed a Finnish girl on tiktok with big tits.
just gained a new follower
>>200147802is it 5 bucks per book or per box? if it's per book then she's a dumbass hoe
Dinner was steamed cabbage, barley, and peas
>>200147767"
I got a vaccine yesterday, and I only cried for 20 minutes.
>>200147827are you fasting or something? that doesnt seem very substantial
runescape sucks almost as much as england
>>200147805whom
>>200147824Says $5 per box. But who the fuck knows whats in the box, probably just cookbooks and Hillary Clinton biographies.
>>200147840Not fasting but I'm dieting.
>>200147846you shut the FUCK up
I have a good outfit in my head but I know I won't look good in it
>>200147846yah but when people used to actually TALK to each other, it was the best game ever
>>200147856oh okay how many calories a day are you doing
>>200147861you won't know if you don't try i'm sure you'd be very handsome
I think I might just MAID myself because of unpayable lifetime debt to my name thanks to my piece of shit parents.
>Someone big in Japan is blowing up, taking down Nikkei, gold and crypto with themFuckIt wasn't supposed to start so soon
>>200147850ireneidanvalo
gn /cum/
>>200147900ah, bagholder tearsdelicious
gn all
>>200147919good night
>>200147866About 1800.
>>200147907baltic race
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1721550876793666.webm
finna goon
>>200147934that's a good amount, how far off your goal weight are you?>>200147931he's so studious
The GE killed run escape.
>>200147962evolution of combat*
>>200147899How is that even possible
>>200147899What happens if you just don't pay? Maybe leave the country if you can.
>>200147975EoC was a good idea executed poorly.
Imagine a nice tiramisu
>>200148052now i want cake now what
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1721682226045613.webmdamn
>>200148064Buy some cake and eat it too
>>200148076it's 9pm and i don't have the calories
>>200147960Like 3 lbs above the threshold of a healthy weight. Would like to lose another 10 lbs below that too, though I can probably relax the diet at that point.
>>200148084Never had a family member like that, more proof Americans cannot svffer
>>200148105that would probably for the best, i get comments about being too thin from people and it's like, no i'm a normal weight you're just used to seeing fat people all the time
>>200148021terrible idea nobody asked for executed terribly*
>>200148124Obama didn't endorse Biden either.
>>200148084This is just like a recurring nightmare of mine
>>200148084this is PRIME MILF material right here
>>200148137It's unfortunate how normalized fatness is becoming. Being more than a few pounds overweight starts to make you feel like crap.
Look this other beat I produced https://youtu.be/nSB9BMlz_50?si=XoiYRE5o8a0a0oqY
hello
>>200148124Realistically who else can they choose so close to the deadline? Newsom? Lel
>>200148152Why wasn't Obama loyal? Cause he's black maybe?
>>200148174yeah it's sad the standards have fallen so low>>200148187hello
It's been a while since I've played Pokemon Unite. I think I'll play a couple rounds.
Just a reminder the planet is running out of helium Like, in the past 100 years or so we've literally used all of it up doing industrialisation and pollution and shit There's like 10-20 years worth left at the current usage rate before it's all gone.Probably most people don't care because it's not like the world will end or anyone will die, and well with a lot of money and hard work we could maybe build factories to make helium, but yeah... there will be no more natural helium in the air or atmosphere in maybe as soon as a decade from now.
fighting a losing battle with my lower intestine
>>200148214how's it going?
Yah, but think of the funny voiced you can make lmao
>>200148277it's fine im just watching tv on the couchgonna make some food in a bit
>>200148276Kimchi and beer
>>200148295that's nice to hear
>>200148279Well if u wanna do that do it in the next 5 years or so because after that you'll be paying out the absolute ass for a lungful of the stuffDon't say I didn't warn you
fucking moids
Gonna build me a blimp in 30 years
>>200148324they make creams for that
>>200148346what
Also some retards in big helium who want to make a quick buck are saying "don't worry about it lol there's lots left underground!!!!" because they want insane price inflation Expect to hear that a lot when we run out 10-20 years from nowBut realistically nobody is going to dig 20km underground to find a natural gas pocket with like 10k USD worth of helium in itWhile there may be some underground helium it would be practically impossible and cost billions in losses to extract it
Its the perfect storm lol
goals
word
>>200148419lol
>>200148419me on the left
/sp/ slowly devolved into /int/ cringe
cum killing floor server?
>>200147706i have 90 chrome windows opened each with hundreds of tabs...
hey little guy
>>2001485211 or 2?
>>2001486151
>>200148562foggs
just got out of the shower
>>200148639Sure, but I haven't played a FPS in like 10 years.
>>200148675im so glad they gave him a blankie he looks so snug and apparently he’s a ladies man because he has several baby mommas in different ship ports
>>200148684my shower faucet is dripping a lot even when it’s turned off i need to get someone to look at it
>>200148686theres no cum server
>>200148740Any public servers with 0 people in it?
>>200148704Royal Navy cats had the best accommodations
>>200148762yea a lot
Today marks the first day of a new life for me, for better and worse, I got rid of one of the most toxic people in my life who was a constant financial strain on me
>>200148798proud of you anon
>>200148792We'll use one of those then. Just give me a moment while my steamdeck is downloading the game.
>>200148783the little mini hammock is adorable>>200148798happy for you buddy
Should I be worried that my piss had a green tint to it?
>>200148886probably yeahif its still happening tomorrow go to the doctor
please gz
60 mining takes like 5 hours dood
>>200148914yah if youre autistic and nolife it
did you know dutch people worship canadians? weird people
>>200148929they don't worship us they just regard us very highly for the liberation
I’m sick of fat people telling me that smoking is bad for my health. I wish I could snap back and say >being fat is much more unhealthy than smoking... you should worry about your own health more than mine
>>200148945they send us flowers every year
CLAP CLAP CLAP I MUST CLAP
>its a "goschel keeps pictures of underage children on his HD" episode
>right nut hurt for like a day 2 months ago>perfectly fine sincewhy
>>200148961they have an autistic love for tulips so it's a very honoured gift
(picture that gets 20 replies)
FOURTH OF JULY WAS 20 FUCKING DAYS AGO STOP LIGHTING FIREWORKS
>>200149028thankfully it finally stopped here about a week and a half ago
Alright choose a KF1 server and I'll join.
>>200149070what about united coalition united states fl hard
>grandma had a stroke>mom put me in the family group chat so now I get play by commentary about how her body is shutting down and theres literally nothing any of us can do
>>200149090I only see one's that say exiled coalition. Can you post a screenshot of the server?
>>200149137yea it's that one
hate being retarded
>>200149149There are multiple. Which map?
>>200149163i'm on the empty one, there's only me, it's biotic labs, the other one should be full, the hard ones, there's only 2 hard ones i think
i'm about to bust the fattest nut
>>200149119https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qxlnb1lEdEs
>I died on the first waveIt's so over
>>200149119im sorry anon
Sorry I'm so shit, anon.
giant snakebirthday cakelarge frieschocolate shake
>>200148824>>200148863Thank you anons. It finally hit me like a truck when I blocked them out of my life for about 3 weeks, when I saw I was actually growing money, that the expenses I had were closer to half a paycheck instead of paycheck to paycheck. And when I let them back into my life, despite their promise to not ask money of me, they did and would guilt or often threaten me. So I had it tonight, after sending them close 300 bucks today. Watching myself slowly sliding back into living paycheck to paycheck, I needed to get them out of my life especially because they refused to try and better mine. And sex, was not worth it. That was the only thing they offered me, I effectively was paying for a very expensive prostitute
Yall remember covid?
>>200149314no. nothing but a long forgotten dream.
>>200149314Hey you forgot the very weird chips. My state required all businesses to sell food to reopen so all the bars sold hot dogs and chips to get around the ban
>>200149314I miss it. Lockdowns were extremely comfy.
>>200149314I spent like ninety percent of the pandemic sleeping, jerking off, and playing Morrowind. It was insanely comfy. I even built my own little pillow fort on my bed, shit was cash.
Rewriting history before our eyes
>>200149311happy for you im glad you realize your self worth and don’t let shitty people bring you down . get what you deserve king don’t bother with those people who just drag you down
The FPS genre just isn't for me. I'll catch you on something else :/
>>200149314i kind of miss it in a way because im such a homebody nothing really changed for me. i liked the privacy of wearing a mask and it was funny to see social butterflies on social media freak out because they had to stay home for a week lmfao
>>200149374*herstory.don't be a bigot.
>>200149397Ask her if she'll let me smash
>>200149431so true bestie
I was living in Germany during Covid and you have no idea how retarded things got there. Hard lockdown for 5.5 months, nothing open but grocery store and pharmacy for 5.5 months. Old Germans would literally call the cops on you if they saw a group of people hanging out. Then once it opened you literally had to get a test before entering any building. Testing centers where a mad house everyday.
But did you get your VAXX though?
>>200149494Yes. I trusted the science.
I remember faggot bay area cunts "stopping the spread" by all driving up the to the sierras all year to """"quarantine""" in rent a cabins
I think I'll play Skyrim. What should I role play as?
>>200149494yeah
>>200149529Recently divorced father of two.
>>200149494as a true centrist I only got the first jab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFFa6aMstKoIs it normal for stores in the USA to have pet birds flying around?
>>200149517Hated being in California during the plandemic.What an authoritarian nightmare.Still feels like a bad dream.Society and the economy have yet to recover.
>>200149558Some small businesses have pets running around. The place I got my car fixed at had chickens walking around in the back.
>>200149529daughter of an imperial noble going through a rebel phase and fucking everything that has two legs and a heartbeat before settling down with an orc.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Np8PJDGq_A
>>200149540I'm not roleplaying as my brother. Try another one.
>>200149576Thought you were describing the plot of Star Wars for a second LOL
>>200149571Soulful
iirc, the bible alludes to periods being a punishment for something a woman didNeed to research it because if its true, thats really fucking funny
>>200149598be a sneaky guy who shoots a bow
>>200149494I have three jaberonis
you know when your gut hurts cause you gotta take a huge shit, and you can feel the pain subside as the poop flows outfeels good man
READ BOOKREAD BOOKREAD BOOKREAD BOOKREAD BOOKREAD BOOKREAD BOOK
>>200149661great book, loved the whole adventure. MUCH better than the movie
>>200149661LMK when they come out with the graphic novel
I wish I could read a book cover to cover but I have the attention span of a goldfish
HA
https://youtu.be/xfqBQ2XhBCg?si=TOs1Wkdrc3vX1z5M
almost derailed the thread
>>200149677Just listen to books. Robert Forster does a narration of Roadside Picnic that is literally the best audiobook recording I have listened to.
Erin is a real human bean
>>200149719Yeah, my brother used to talk my ear off about how much he loves audiobooks because of how convenient they are, but they're genuinely pretty cool.
Multiple IO's
>>200149494I got 2 and that was it, never got past
>>200149719Doesn't listening to audiobooks remove some of the benefits of reading or whatever
I think it's time to trim the beard.
Im too adhd to comprehend audio books
>>200149457I like japan’s approach of societal peer pressure and locking out filthy gaijin
>>200149804>mfw almost 22 years old and still have shitty pube stache and chin scruffYet I for some reason have hair all over my ass. I didn't even know it was possible to get hair on the actual cheeks but apparently, I'm predisposed to have a whole fucking forest down there. Trim your beard man, but just be glad you have one.
loads of money
>>200149848Just wait a few more years zoomie
america's team has once again vanquished the great satan
love women, big time, dangerously so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIF4So6xcU8
>>200149895you just like their boobies and butts
>>200148084>basement has natural lighting and a sign that says poolSorry mr richie rich but poor people don’t have milf aunts
>>200149926no, i like their entire bodies
>>200149947you have a talent in making posts that make me audibly groan
took a shower, feel like a million bucks
My sister has a headache *again* and wants me to turn my music off.
the poop I just took was so nasty I think I'm gonna take a shower
>>200149969you turned it up louder, I hope
>>200149961i need to do that soon>>200149969just put in headphones be respectful
>>200149661I've had this one on my TBR for a long ass time.
>>200149969havent used speakers i dont even remember since, at least 15 years, used to blast metal and play video games on speakers as a kid
Goodnight /cum/, it's wagecucking time
>>200149954you have a problem with me finding women attractive
>>200150019good night
>>200150023
>>200149865But I want it now!
i'm bored
>>200150056jerk off
>>200150056hi bored i'm dad
>>200150056Is that so? And your last name?
>>200150045I'll experiment with my knuckles and her face
What is the plural of sky? "skies"?
the nice part of a giantess fetish is that i can imagine all of cum hanging out in her vagina, just grillin dawgs and drinkin' beer and sniffin' the pussy juice drippin' from the ceiling.
wait till i get my money right, then you cant tell me nothing
>>200150069
>>200150095why would I want to smell dried up cum
drinking milk
any girls ITT? :)
>/cum/>girls
>>200150120nice enjoy buddy
biologically? maybe.
>>200150131
what's your favorite dinosaur if you say t rex you're a fake fan
>>200150166Mosasaurus
>>200150166this guy
>>200150166gotta be either triceratops or a stegosaurusstegos be all like 'one turn and BWWWWWAAAAAAAA' spike tail to the face
>>200150166i'm a titanoceratops enjoyer
>>200149986>>200149993No she told me to turn it down but my sister is a bitch like seriously she is so rude to me and our mother all the time and this is probably just because she's a fucking prude who's an officious control freak. She tells me all the time she's going to bed so to be quiet and then for the next several hours every time I pass by her room I can clearly hear her laughing and on the phone. Just today she asked my mum if she could borrow money I had given to my mom to save up for our cats. Once she and her friends just up and borrowed my entire stereo system without asking when I wasn't home, like they literally unplugged it and took it over to my sister's friend's house and I never got the AUX cord back. She will screw me over and then act hurt and all moralizing when I confront her. She constantly disrespects me and our mother and I can't wait till she moves out. She's been staying with us since January but she's not been paying rent and downright refuses to do any chores, eats out for every meal even breakfast, and she had asked our mother for money to pay for a down payment on the apt she's renting with her bf starting in Sept, and the deal had been that she didn't have to pay rent since she was ostensibly saving up for a down payment on a rental. Meanwhile she took a trip to London, Paris, and Morocco, eats out every day, is super disrespectful to her brother (me) and mother, she's a hypocrite and unscrupulous and is just a huge bitch in general. I wish I couldn't say this but it's all true. It's bizarre. My mom feels super hurt about it and my sis just doesn't care. It's sad. Sorry for my rant. My sister has been a long-standing problem since we were kids. She's an angry person towards my and our mom but if you ask any of her friends they'd tell you she's the sweetest person ever. I think she's a psychopath honestly.
>>200150175he kind of reminds me of a crocodile
oh yea dinosaurs haha, love those
>>200150193he looks kind of crazy i didn't even know this existed
>>200150222dinosaurs are unironically american culture. there are a shitload of fossils in the rocky mountain area, in some cases the only fossils for entire species have been found in that region.
>>200150166like a true patriot
>>200150188i never made the connection that they would just swing their spiky tail at someone that's true they are perfect for doing that
>>200150206>her bfstopped reading there
>>200150239o7
here come the tootsshould NOT have used that old alfredo sauce for dindin
>>200150206i'm sorry bud it's okay to rant, she sounds like an awful person for you and your mom to deal with. i hope you can get some space from her soon
Hadrosaurs are pretty cool. I imagine them as the cows of the dinosaur world.
>>200150301you cant convince me these cornball niggas were real
>>200150301some of them have really weird shaped heads, looks like they're wearing a hat
why do women fish for compliments
>>200150329That's because they aren't real. The modern conception of Dinosaurs was invented by (((Spielberg))) to cover up the fact that Dragons used to roam the earth up until about 1000 AD when they were all hunted into extinction. The last Dragons perished in North America around 1600 AD, and they cursed the natives that killed them by turning their skin red. Those tribes are now what we know as Indians.
>>200149314I loathed every second of it because I was a retail wagie. Meaning I simultaneously had to deal with liberals bitching about me not doing enough to "disinfect the area" and conservatives bitching about being unable to breathe. I kept getting write ups (but somehow never fired).
>>200150390but there's a bunch of different dinosaur bones they're not all identical dragon bones
>>200150389the same reason you fish for replies
>>200150446for fun?
>>200150389Validation
>two weeks to flatten the curve>just two more weeks pleeeeeeaaaaaaseeeee
>>2001504732 weeks became 2 months became 2 years. It actually sucked because I had literally just turned 18 when the pandemic happened
>>200150430Did you discover those bones for yourself?
>>200150473I still see bozos wearing masks every once in a while
>>200150482>I had literally just turned 18 when the pandemic happened
>>200150486The only people I see still wearing masks are femboys in onlyfans videos and old asian people on the bus.
>>200150464yes
>>200150498the mask kills my boner because you just know they're using it to hide their ugly man-face
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsINkzqgVg0
>>200150624manlet boots
>>200150624
>i'm so LE SAD
nigga you are BRAZILIAN
>>200150676exactly
>>200150665would you ever shoot up a school brazil anon?
>>200150710no, would you?
>>200147706Its so strange seeing every western country having similiar problems with housing, cost of living and birth rates/boomers.
sometimes i feel bad for black girls but at the same time it's like shieet they're so ugly, what am i supposed to do
Next semester I think I may try getting a gf or bf. I have a car now, so if they want to have sex or something we can just do it in the car and not my room because my mom will hear.
>>200150815You aren't getting laid brodie, even with the car
>>200150839How do you know?
>>200150839he might
>>200150846I just do, I can tell from your aura. You have L rizz brother
>>200150839not with me around
>>200150897How do I get non l rizz?
trannies are crazy, like what the fuck
nigga you are BRAZILIANyour COUNTRY is full of trannies
>>200150944what's that to do with anything?
I legit could not be friends with a person who willingly mutilated themself.
>>200150944that would make him an expert on the subject, no?
Took a single mom on three dates and had sex twice. Then she started talking about marriage and me being a father figure to her autistic son.Had to get out.
it's hot
Will one of youse be making the new?
i was just thinking like what they're gonna do once they're 40? i can accept the fact that you're mentally ill but you can't deny the fact that trooning out is an awful idea
>>200151068im doing it
>>200151084I'm not convinced you have the skills.
>>200151084thank you kindly
>>200151104i will prove you wrong
>>200151038haha dumb hoe what fuck was she thinking, you did good
>>200150123Wanna smell my girl bussy
>>200151186
>>200150120
>>200149961
>>200150624I'd cry like that too if my proportions were also shit
The Canadian is Indian
>>200151305>>200151305>>200151305
>>200151297I assume all Canadians who post here are jeets in the same way all of us from the U.S. are Mexican.
real new>>200151282>>200151282>>200151282
>>200148084same but weed god i wanted to fuck her so bad i should have done it i mean i still could but it would be less hot
