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Anonymous

07/25/24(Thu)05:48:07 No.200154440

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Anonymous 07/25/24(Thu)05:48:07 No.200154440 Archived

Every country that is mean to me here gets a direct order from CEO of Chinese mysticism and spooky mysteries (me) to fill their fortune cookes with Ill omens.

Anonymous
07/25/24(Thu)05:49:10 No.200154463

Anonymous 07/25/24(Thu)05:49:10 No.200154463

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>>200154440
>fortune cookes
not a real thing (in China)

Anonymous
07/25/24(Thu)05:50:17 No.200154486

Anonymous 07/25/24(Thu)05:50:17 No.200154486

you WILL have sex with your mother

Anonymous
07/25/24(Thu)05:51:04 No.200154503

Anonymous 07/25/24(Thu)05:51:04 No.200154503

>>200154463
Yeah that's because I devine for them (in Chinese).

Anonymous
07/25/24(Thu)05:53:17 No.200154558

Anonymous 07/25/24(Thu)05:53:17 No.200154558

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>>200154440
>with Ill omens
why are they ill and how do we help them

Anonymous
07/25/24(Thu)05:58:43 No.200154672

Anonymous 07/25/24(Thu)05:58:43 No.200154672

>>200154558
They bring bad tidings, sickness of the spirit, a lack of fung shui.
You may restore harmony by granting onto my devine being kind words and a gift

Anonymous
07/25/24(Thu)06:07:24 No.200154874

Anonymous 07/25/24(Thu)06:07:24 No.200154874

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Anonymous
07/25/24(Thu)07:11:36 No.200156501

Anonymous 07/25/24(Thu)07:11:36 No.200156501

>>200154463
The Nationalists abolished fortune cookies after the defeat of the Qing. The fortune cookies were simply too powerful to be circulated among the general public

However, some members of the Heaven and Earth Society who helped overthrow the Qing immigrated to America and kept the art alive overseas