name me some balkan streotypes
>>200156113Sometimes, in lieu of language, we use various lengths and intonations of "A" and "E" sounds
>>200156113https://youtu.be/BpowWfIBVf4
MurderersThivesOrgan harvestersScammersRapistsPimpsTerroristsGenocidersPushersWeapons merchants But they can also be bad sometimes
slovenes are gaygreeks are lazymakedonians have fake historyalbanians are thievingserbs are nationalistic
>>200156113Slovenia: They think they're AustriansCroatia: One half thinks they're German, the other have thinks they're Italian (lol)Bosnia: Thinks they're Turks, to the point where they made rules for Turkish dishes that even Turks don't understandSerbia: Simping and trying to emulate Russians - Russians never even think about themMontenegro: Shhh don't wake them Norf Macedonia: Think they are Greeks (lol)Kosovo: Terra IncognitaAlbania: Native Balkaners who simp for Italy but Italians hate themGreeks: Think they are Ancient Greeeks but are actually Orthodox Turks Romania: Thinks they're not Balkan, despite being perhaps the most stereotypical of Balkaners Bulgaria: Can't decide whether they are Slavs or Turks
>>200156113Positive:Great musicWonderful foodAmazing weatherHappy, cheerful people who will share the last piece of bread with a guestNegative:PoorBadly maintained and chaoticLacking modern infrastructureHappy and cheerful people can turn into genocidal machines within a second if you mistake them for members of another tribe/religion or use a wrong dialectal word
>>200157041But enough about analbanians
>>200156967>>200157001>>200157041>>200157083>>200157110KYS
time for actual stereotypes. They always try to pay for your coffee but get offended if you let them pay for it. You have to force them not to pay for it
>>200156113Chaotic and not very high IQ, loves obnoxious music, kind of behave like middle easterners in a lot of ways.
>>200156113I dislike them all except for Greece
>>200158621You seem irritated Would you like to share?
>>200159289"Truth hurts"
I hate how we're not included in balkan shit when like 50% of balkan culture comes from ottomans
>>200156113Trafficking all sort of people like it's candy
Balkan (including Turkey) women are so fucking hot
>>200158621shit taste in music
>>200159326it's okay, they also have positive traits and i generally like them actually, despite their shortcomings >>200159339and you take pride in that? also, i mentioned Turks several times in my post
>>200159407you didnt say anything about turks you LIAR
>>200159339You are to diffrent you are more middle eastern Balkanoids developed their own "culture" influenced by turks, but its not turkish Like american culture is influenced by europeans but they are not european
>>200159471>Balkanoids developed their own "culture" influenced by turks, but its not turkishi didnt claim that
>>200159339>I hate how we're not included in balkan shit when like 50% of balkan culture comes from ottomans>>200159460>you didnt say anything about turks you LIAR>>200159503>>Balkanoids developed their own "culture" influenced by turks, but its not turkish>i didnt claim that
>>200159593ok
>>200156113>>>/reddit/
>>200157083Germany: Thinks they're PVR3, actually just slavmutts.
>>200157078One of these is not like the others
>>200157083pretty accurate ngl.
>>200156113Slovenia: FemboysCroatia: StableboysBosnia: JihadboysSerbia: PunishedboysMontenegro: LazyboysAlbania/Kosovo: CriminalboysMacedonia: AncientboysGreece: SlaveboysBulgaria: AsianboysRomania: GypsyboysTurkiye: Whiteboys
i need a ex-yu GF
>>200157083We are thracian actually
>>200159339Sure you influenced the culture but did you actually leave behind anything great? Literally all the beautiful parts of Croatia are the parts that weren't ruled over by you. France and western Europe has beautiful medieval cities everywhere, castles, etc... beauty and history all over to be found. What medival cities can you find in the Balkans? None, because you burned them. Did you build anything to replace? Literally barely.
>>200161330You can find some dilapidated mosques and bridges(no they don't look pretty).
>>200156113slovenia: troonsromania: they stealgreece: no moneyalbanian: they can't afford an entire car, they only have half cars for some reasoncroatia: good tourist destination
>>200161330i never claimed ottomans left behind anything great
>>200157083This is the most retarded thing I've heard. No one in Croatia thinks that Croats are Italians or Germans. There is even a fairly widespread antipathy towards the Italians because they held Dalmatia under occupation for 400 years and because we fought against them in both world wars.
>>200156113the ambigous middle easterner that doesnt work yet somehow seems to be loaded, chases after fat hooker and practically lives in casinos, shisha places and shawarma shops/he could be an israeli, a turk, a palestinian or another kind of mystery meat arab and he's likely the son of some corrupt bureaucrat laundering money in casinos and buying luxury items in order to turn dirty cash into "assets".in case you did not realise these are not balkan traits, people can vary a lot from greece all the way to serbia, but I think most cities have the guy I described
>>200162659You're right about Italians but my teachers in Croatia would literally argue with me about how Croatia is le mittleeuropa while we'd have actual race theory taught in class
>>200163299Croatia is partly central Europe and partly Mediterranean, what exactly is not true!? But that does not make Croats Germans (or Italians) nor do they want to be/think they are Germans/Italians.
>>200157083>Norf Macedonia: Think they are Greeks (lol)they may speak a version of Bulgarian which is more intelligible with Serbo-Croatian and have Balkan-Yugo customs, but the people look more Greek than the Greeks lol Been a couple of times.
>>200163628>Crumbling decrepit austro-hungarian architecture spread around the balkans = central europeNo you are POOR BALKANERS. You are even worse than Serbs because you do not simply accept your balkaness and then after cope about but your cope is some sort of belonging to a western cutlure you do not belong to. CROATIA IS BALKAN AND NOTHING ELSE.
>>200157083Every country you named is by far older than yours. Also here is mine:Germany: Are now actual turks
I fucking hate subhuman westener cucks talking about balkans
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>>200163874There is no 'Austro-Hungarian' architecture, there are directions in architecture. Croatia has always been on a completely different level than Serbia or Bosnia, which is the reason why both Yugoslavias failed. We have absolutely nothing in common or any historical contacts/connections with other Balkan countries such as Romania, Bulgaria or Albania. Your entire post reeks of red*it retardation.
Mitteleuropa complex is real
>No you are POOR BALKANERS. You are even worse than Serbs because you do not simply accept your balkaness and then after cope about but your cope is some sort of belonging to a western cutlure you do not belong to. CROATIA IS BALKAN AND NOTHING ELSE.
balkan as in balkan culture is us, albos, serbs, serbs part of bosnia, macedonia, montenigger, northern greece and southern romania and western turkey. these are all pretty much the same. slovenes and croats are already different thing and everyone who was there can tell.
>>200164856If anything, Slovenia maybe, but Croatia? lolno
>>200157041but enough about robmanians
>>200164974>t. Nemanja Turkylmaz
>>200164467You are Balkan and accept it.
>>200156113You forgot Hungary, they are more Turks than Balkans in general.
>>200165450You are nigger and accept it
>>200156113Greek: Obsessed and unoriginal. Spams 1 meme for a whole year until it becomes a fad that's forgotten far more easily compared to the effort to make it a real meme.
>>200165632How very Central European and Non-Balkan, the behaviour you're exhibiting :))
>>200166182Nazism arose in Central Europe; racism, hooliganism, etc. arose in Western Europe. Only a complete Balkan jerk can live in a binary either-or world, that if you call a scumbag a scumbag, a faggot a faggot, eh, then you're a Balkaner. Croatia is not a Balkan country, and this is evident at first glance. Actually, I don't have a bad/negative opinion at all about, for example, Bulgarians or Romanians, I would cheer for them to go far in the world cup, I'm just saying that we have a different history than them and that's why we're in a different category, the same as I would say for Lithuania or Estonia. Countries related to Croatia are Slovakia, the Czech Republic, Hungary and Poland.
>>200166511>Croatia is not a Balkan country, and this is evident at first glance.You could drop me off somewhere in Croatia and without signs or anything else that explicitly gives it away, I would have no idea if i were in Croatia, Serbia, Bosnia or Montenegro
>>200166907That's because you're stupid.
>>200167124Put me in a room full of Yugo people and Croats do not stand out, in the slightest Yet it's supposedly evident at first sight how "different" you guys are?
>>200157001based and ahat pilled
>>200167311Hi Slobodan how is weather in mannheim
>>200159471holy cope
