You are in your country, out on your nightly incelwalk when this gentleman walks up to you and says, >"Salaam brudda can me be barrow ya iphone real quick leck?"Your response, internationally speaking?
>salaam bruddACK-
>>200158378"wa aleikum assalam I only have samsung", do a 360 and walk away
idi nahui negr
>>200158378Sorry no speak english
>for sure brother alhamdulilah. hey, have you seen any white women around here?
>>200158378erm uhhh no sorry >speed walks away
>>200158438>hahaha jezus christus wat een raar kankerhoofd *steekt je in je nek*