I wish my country had horny mythical beingsmaybe i wouldn't die a virgin then
>>200165778>horny mythical beings Not on my watch
>>200166244Kitsunes and Human men belong together
need foxwomen
Prostate massage is homosexual thoughbeit.
>>200165778We need a manga where horny mythical beings kidnap boys to milk their penis, as cum would be a source of magical power.
I don't like my balls touched
>>200166305same>>200166366why did God make it pleasurable then?>>200166378what sort of mythical beings would you like to be kidnaped by?>>200166387it's not testicles she's touching, anon...
>>200166467Oh....I definitely don't like that, a doctor did it to me once, 0/10 wouldn't try again.
>>200166467>why did God make it pleasurable then?For uh.....He just did, OKAY?!
>>200166366on what basis?
>>200166523Something has to enter your bum. Bum is only and exit, not an entrance.
>>200166495doctors must be rough. A gentle massage is probably way different than an examination>>200166498God made everything for a reason, Anon
>>200166570>>200166495I can be rough too
>>200166568women can put something in my bum, how's that gay
>>200165778My country has horny spooks but they always kill you and steal your soul or some shit. They're also hot but have ugly real forms.
>>200166570>God made everything for a reason, Anon
>>200166711It is phallus shaped therefore it is homosexual. That's why you eat bananas sideways. That's why you don't wash cucumbers by stroking up and down.
>>200166644are you a horny fox lady?>>200166721can you name a few examples?>>200166732pretty sure the appendix used to have a function in the past>>200166761how are fingers phallus shaped?
>>200166732Has a lot of lymophatic tissue. It's also a reservoir of healthy gut biome for when the rest of the intestines gets flushed out by diarrhoea.
>>200166761>Anon has dickfingersLol
>>200166812>how are fingers phallus shaped?Showing someone the middle finger means "Fuck you!". This means that the finger looks like a penis.>pretty sure the appendix used to have a function in the pastYeah, I know I was just joking. I just don't know why the prostate exists. I'd say some random theory like control sperm production but that's probably wrong.
>>200166931I only knew about the immune system part.>>200166967Fuck you.
>>200166982The prostate produces a lot of the seminal fluid. It also acts like a valve, preventing piss from going into your balls and sperm from going into your bladder.
>>200167291Guess I wasn't that wrong.
>>200166812Most of them are witches with a twist that don't actually have a name or borrow the name of a more generic spook like the candileja, but the patasola (one-legged woman) is the most famous and usually the most malicious one.
For me it is succubus(dragon)warship)large cruiser)
>>200166982i thought the middle finger was a taunt created by archers or something>>200169446have you ever tried to summon a succubus?
I wish ran were my momwife so bad, the things I'd to do her
>>200170190what would you do to her?
>>200170570sex with ran!cuddling with ran!nuzzling and brushing ran's tails!being breastfed by ran!fucking ran's tits!playing with ran's ears and hair!licking ran's thighs!
>>200165778I want ancient kitsune HAGS.>>200166467They must be PLAPPED>>200166570And BRED>>200166812and MILKED>>200169934she will be IMPREGNATED>>200170190with MY children>>200170570OVER and OVER>>200170787she NEEDS to be a mommyBILLIONS MUST PLAP
>>200170787how many children would you want to have with Ran?also be carefulran loves shotas...>>200171028so true
>>200165778i look like this and jerk this
>>200171484mommy
>>200171947i like my nipples being played with
>>200172162do you enjoy breastfeeding?
>>200171455anon, don't be silly, why would I have children with my mother?
>>200172553hmm... i can't say i don't
>>200172648what happens if she gets pregnant?>>200172981would you breastfeed your husband-son?
>>200173159well alright
>>200173858do you like shotas?
>>200165778Damn you are a retard, we literally have horny dryads that fuck young men in forests and by the rivers. They are called Laumės you dumb weeb. Medieval women were so jealous of them that they wouldnt let men alone near rivers after dusk
>>200174584I thought Laumės just stole child-waitdo Laumės love shota cock too???
>>200166711You're getting fucked in the ass.
>>200174440i wish i were the
I much prefer her daughter
>>200176203you want to be the shota?So do I>>200176433but Chen doesn't have the floofdo you not like the floof?
