Cornetto Trilogy edition
Snail.
>>200173584nick frost says nigga in shaun of the dead
MrBeast employs several child psychologists and addiction experts
>>200173615corrr corrr where?
>>200173584
Fucking hell fellas almost crashed my car, just isn’t safe out there anymore
>>200173584never saw the world's end desuis it any good?
>>200173282
welcome to my house
>>200173584The World's End sucked
+1 canadian post
have been made redundant and im thinking getting a part-time job at a supermarket while i look for a new full-time job. but when i really think about it, i don't know if i can stomach it. just can't see myself wearing a uniform and interacting with the general public.
we need more russian diasproawe need more north korean diasporawe need more chinese diasporawe need more brazilian diasporawe need more south african diasporawe need more indian diaspora
>>200173658you’re a literal 50iq moron that relies on stale memes and imaginary characters
>>200173658Refer to the bottom passage of your image
Monty Python isn't funny. It just isn't.
>>200173686retail jobs like that are reserved for the retarded I mean actual legit retards.
>>200173661can I get a cushion
>>200173638can you do mark on a bender with peter barlow from corrie
>>200173704true. boomer shite
unfair imo
>>200173703people in supermarkets tend to be niceit's the clothing stores people think they're above it all
>>200173758wouldn't be surprised if he jumps to merc
>>200173686Go study counselling, ladBecome an addiction counsellor then realize you have all the power and encourage the browns to take heroin
>>200173704i agree but this bit was funnyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHdDxKy2QW0&ab_channel=MichaelBrown
BBC love their oxbridge grads
>>200173629i honestly thought these guys would all be employed and propped up by some sort of model agency instead, and they'd be the ones doing all the creepy child group psychology shit.there are youtubers who just pop up out of nowhere and get massive fanbases it seems overnight
>>200173704wrong
>>200173768>>200173713fuck me... FUCK MY HOLE!!!!
IK OOK DOOD WAT PROBLEM WHY
>>200173758darkies have nothing usgamers are the most persecuted minority
>>200173781based sociopath
>>200173704i like the jew movie and the king arthur movie
>>200173823if you look like that why would you have to fuck a 12 year old
>>200173584reddit trilogy
>>200173823
>>200173775Yeah, I'm sure Toto wouldn't mind him sat up until 3am the night before a race, playing iRacing in his undies.
here is the guest bed
>>200173853he’s ugly desu
>>200173897would shag the daughter senseless
MARK fed uptrolls days are numbered
>he's ugly desu
>>200173823It definitely is exaggerated.I don’t understand why Brits are so squeamish over this.The 12 year old girl knew what she was doing. Lets notpretend that puberty doesn’t turn you into some horny and sexually frustrated beast
hello mates
Sixtvs Tarqvinvs Rosenberg
going to make pancakes for dinnerproblem, rorke?
>>200173950
>>200173946https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lFo9tliQ9c
>>200173950that cat just winked at me
>>200173950evening lad
BLACK HOLE BUMWON'T YOU COMEAND WASH AWAY THE POOOO
>>200173938his eyes are too close together and his nose is weird. light blonde hair and especially blonde facial hair are also bad. maybe not ugly but average looking
>>200173921Bad. She is not of age.
>>200173992Good post.
need a bf like this
>>200173950greetings catyank
>>200173946>The 12 year old girl knew what she was doingbud i was trading pokemons at that agewhat's more important is that he knew what he was doing
Just don't enjoy or understand gaming. Used to love PS2, Gamecube as well as browser games like Runescape, Habbo etc all as a kid. Quit in my teens. Bought a gaming PC with an RTX 2080 Ti a couple years ago but nothing gets my interest. Everything feels like such a soul crushing waste of time. It just sits there gathering dust.
>>200173946
>>200173946spaedo moment
Today me and me dad dug a hole to fix the water pipe for the sprinkler system. It took way longer than expected because it's right next to a tree and the bloody bastard roots are all tangled up in the bloody dirt and we had to chop up the bloody roots with the axe and dig them with the shovel just to fix the pissing water pipe and it was a bloody pain the bloody bollocks.
>>200173946There's a reason why taking advantage of that frustration is criminal, especially if you've reduced their decision-making ability even more with alcohol or drugs12 year olds aren't old enough to put up with regrets
>>200174065play old games, problem solved
>>200174065im playing halo atm, give it a go
>>200173980THE SILICON CHIP INSIDE HER BRAIN IS SET TO OVERLOAD
>>200174065Playing Cyberpunk right now and i'm blown away.Have you tried Mass Effect btw?
>>200173656It's the worse out of the 3. It feels like an Adam Sandler movie. For me it's Hot Fuzz>Shaun of the Dead>>>>>>>>>>>>>>World's End
>>200174065you need to find fun ones
just dont know what i want to do for a living
haven't posted here in donkeys years. was here during Craven, lisicki and 190cm and later on that fat sweaty schizo man on youtube. had some great years away from /brit/ and now I find myself returning here when my life goes back to shit. curious
>>200174085do you have a job?
>>200174137>halo
6 years since Grainger games diededd
>>200174137halo 3...now THAT was based
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>>200174150i was afraid of thathot fuzz is pearlthnx
>>200174160>fat sweaty schizo man on youtubewhat did you say rudeboy
>>200174161No.
>>200174160>curiousFeeling curious?
Based! Loved the 80s, wonder what else we can bring back from it
Sell ephedrine offline... i wont ask you again.
>>200174164the first 2 are good
>>200174188Hersheys chocolate
>>200174161he's a 35 year old manchild schizo freak.he's fucked when his parents die.
got zogged in argos
>>200174147I tried Mass Effect 1 like 15 years ago at a friends house. Seemed fun. Don't even know what the modern day equivalent is.
if we knew where the qubits would be in cold, for something like the thyroid, then we could connect it up to a computer and read the thyroid - on a deeper level. we could hear what it is saying o.oi want to still try and make iodine-doped diamonds and also i think it would be cool to do that and then put it in the thyroid. then, you have like, a line of diamonds in your thyroid, with iodine in it. then when the atoms vibrate it will release iodine (based)
>>200174217does it look like i care?
>>200173933theres a channel aat there called riffraff... riffraff
Halo CE > Halo 2 > Halo Reach > Halo 3
"why yesh...I am a libertarian...how could you tell?"
>>200174212MAYBE THEY SHOULD PUT THEM IN PRISON
>>200174212Mental how crime used to happen in the UK before the 90’s and yet life was even better than it is now.
new joker film seems woke
>>200174262do yourself a favour, play the legendary recent release
>>200174286halo 3 > reach > 1 >odst > 2
Reach is the best Halo gameReach is the only Halo game i have played
Nearly the end of summer ladsHope you had some good experiencesBack to our scheduled grimness soon
this place is the epitome of doom scrolling. can't make this place my home again, so many years of my life wasted
>>200174212The perpetual threat of nuclear annihilation
>Russia stealing, selling organs of dead Ukrainian prisoners: Soldier's wife
they banned grooming in rochdale lads
Mass Effect = Mass Effect >>> Mass Effect 3
>>200174299how much* crime
>>200174338jews blaming russia for what they’re doing again
Starmer is going to make this country's natural beauty incredibly ugly lets just stick pylons everywhere and build more houses for refugees
>>200174272Mousey I will not let you besmirch quantum computing like that
company's being bought by americansit's over for me
there's a double rainbow here, class
Halo 4 was good too. I don't remember Halo 5 that much.
>>200174342>black lives matterbut this little saga doesn't involve black people?how can we get them promoting whiteness when they next have a whinge?
Mass Effect 3 was the tits, all out war, brutal comabt, i stand by it2>3>1
>>200174363based little britain ecotory hobbit
keep making my female friend who i'm staying with laugh as i'm a funny man. shouldn't be a problem but it's obviously started to make her husband a bit annoyed as time's gone on. not sure what i'm supposed to do
RIP
>>200174449move out and stop being a parasite maybe
so what do you all do for a living
>>200174465UIRIARSIASHD DIASPROAS JMOMENT
>>200174483currently jobless
>>200173746
>>200174476i pay for the weekly hello fresh
>>200174483Spreadsheet wrangler
>>200174465all her "for the people" shite was wrecked by becoming a muslim
No rorke, halo 4 was not good, you just wanted to stick your dick in the hologram.
>>200174483I don't know, I just turn up to work and wander around until it's time to go home
>>200174363Yeah I’m with the Green party on this one. Underground cabling may be more expensive but it’s worth it to avoid destroying whatever remaining countyside we have left.And a lot of these energy producers are making a killing right now by manipulating the energy market to induce a rise in the price to ‘stabilise’ the grid which is ultimately passed onto the consumer.Fuck subsiding these shysters.https://www.consumer-rights.org/news/ofgem-will-act-against-the-manipulation-of-the-british-power-market
>FT investigation finds Ukrainian children on Russian adoption sites
>>200174483professional pooer
I don't work
>>200174528Only way to go from growing up papist really
>>200174583me neev
>>200174483Wish I was not.
GYMNASTIC
A television and radio presenter who embezzled £120,000 from her elderly mother has been jailed for more than two years.Hayley Matthews made cash withdrawals of £38,000 and splashed out on a designer Mulberry handbag and swimming lessons for two children using money stolen from Janice Matthews, who had dementia.The former STV2 presenter, 44, began spending her elderly mother’s money after getting power of attorney over her financial affairs in 2019.Matthews, who previously hosted the SNP’s party conference, also made Amazon purchases amounting to £13,648.97, bought eBay goods worth £1,137.82 and spent more than £5,000 at the luxury home store White Company.Edinburgh sheriff court was told that she also spent her mother’s money at Harvey Nichols, Kurt Geiger, H&M, Milton Brown, Monsoon,
>>200174601is your family wealthy or are u just a goober?
>>200174634they died
Anyone here ever drove drunk? Remember getting thrown out of a nightclub and my mate, who I was staying with, was still in there so rather than drag him out I was like fuck it I'll just drive home. Got in my car absolutely steaming and drove the 10 miles home. My reasoning was even at 3 times the drink driving limit I'm still better than some of the old cunts on the road. Also thanks to the Tories and their cuts to the police there was like zero chance of being caught
>>200174648oh
orchestrating a wank
>>200174624>Not like Mum's using it and I'm going to inherit it anywaysNot saying I condone it but I understand why it happens
Think worrying about money is silly personally
>>200174483eat poo
>>200173656it's alright. if you liked the other 2 its not quite as good but similar
>>200174659many times, got caught the last time. serves me right
>>200174669more chance of getting aids in africa
>>200174703true
>>200174659Yeah I've done it quite a few times. I've never felt like i've driven bad on it honestly, but if i was blind drunk it would probably be different
https://vocaroo.com/1o6LLrP7KCwA
>>200174659Not steaming, but I've driven off a couple of hours after work dos when it was obvious I'd still be over the limit
>>200174704What's she doing that for? haha
>>200174704BBC mating call
I no longer trust the algorithm.I never "trusted" it, but I no longer have faith in its ability to show me an authentic depiction of reality.It wants to blend everything together and leave you thinking with your basic sensibilities that you're looking at something that makes sense because "reasons", when in reality the truth is there but has a few crucial components missing.I have 4 different youtube accounts for 4 different things.When I say "things", they aren't specific attributes that you can isolate. They're archetypes of human beings.The algorithm will continue showing me things that it thinks are "me" while it believes that it's understanding the human mind and gamifying me.It's correct.The part that it's missing is that 4 different 'people' are going to meet up at the end of this and compare and contrast.Things that are supposed to be as significant as a gentle gust of wind that comes and leaves with no inherent meaning are going to be stripped bare to their inherent meaning and forced to explain themselves.
>>200174669why would they be needing them then?
https://vocaroo.com/1lRZfueOkwbr
I'm livid. Absolutely livid.
>>200174769
>>200174162 I see no good reason /v/ shouldn't also have schizoposters.
>>200174825why?
i like video games. i just dont like controlling them. feels like there needs to be a better method than a controller or keyboard/mouse. prefer older 2d games in this regard since you dont have to babysit the camera.
Fun story about CansladOne time I got directions mixed up after a house party and thought I was walking back into town's direction to get a taxiTurns out I was walking the opposite way, a lovely police car pulled up and the nice lady police office asked "we thought you might have been trying to see if there was an open door but it looks like you can barely walk. You alright?" and then after the conversation, Canslad found himself in the back of a police car being driven for 40 minutes back to his house by the police since he was lost
getting unwanted zesty thoughts again
>>200173853No one “has to rape” anyone you fucking spastic paedo
>>200174811why do you keep posting this
>>200174864yeah?
>>200174755i'm guessing this isn't fresh 'tent
>>200174755I was gonna laugh, but it's fucking grim.
>>200174162they forgot that he's literally mercury
Sudden urge to get on the cans
really dont think i can go on like this much longer
who here actually reads booksi imagine we're all tv/youtube/games-sorts of people
>>200174903same, don't see a way out
>>200174904honestly man i hate seeing this faggots face in random related youtube videoscunt always looks like he's about to burst out crying
Missus has gone to bed, downstairs all alone. Time for my evening wank
>>200174903
>>200174888Nah it's from Sacked Tranny's house, he posted it a long time ago.
Thankyou Orpheus!But our princess is in another castle!
>>200174933I'm quite the bookworm
>>200174933i stopped reading books when i started smoking weed again but ive stopped smoking weed and now im interested in reading againbooks and weed, natural enemies.
>>200174933I really tried to read books it just didn't work
>>200174904the emotional turmoil of trying to get free gibs from a country and doesnt want them and is worse off for having them
>>200174903Why don't you do something about it then? I don't mean suicide, I mean like change the shit that makes you feel like you can't go on. You always have a choice
almost stepped on an enormous brown slug on my stroll back from the co-ophuge it was
>>200174988I read stoned all the time Skill issue
>>200175001did you get my cookies?
>>200175008pizza time
>>200174933I used to read a lot when I was a kidlike well above the averagebut that fell off a cliff when I reached my 20s and now I read like a book a year
>>200174933I read quite a bit. Find telly and games boring now desu
>>200175000omds shut up you boring freak
>>200175038only thing you read is your diary you gay cunt
>>200175008>I'd rather be shooting heroin
>>200175008mental image
>>200175043......yh
>>200173584Hello Nicholas, how's the hand?
*pushes you up against the wall**looks at you intently**kisses you passionately*tasty...i want more...*smirks*
books are expensive. i can pirate movies and games for free and experience them the way they were meant to be enjoyed. cant exactly pirate a physical book. yes i know ebooks exist, but i hate reading them. and yes there's the library, but it doesn't have the books i want to read.
>>200175076Demolished that speccy faggot
>>200175146ebooks are alright if you have a decent e-reader
>>200175145
>>200175117Will you eat all of them in one go?
could never lounge around in just my pants. feel like only have one layer between bumhole/poo particles and whatever im sitting on is too little.
the amount bookmongs spend on them is ridiculous massive ripoffs
>>200175145*teleports behind you*I'm sorry, it's better this way
only books i read were written by me in dreams
>>200175146What books do you want to read?
Back from the ol' incel walk
>>200175117very virginous claw that
>>200175199I would say the odds are 6/1 on that
my mom keeps lying to all our relatives about me having a degree and a job. don't know what I'm gonna tell them when it will eventually get exposed
>>200174933used to read a lot and go through phases of doing it now but don’t read regularly
>>200175117SAAAAAAAFE SENPAI
I tried to read that Cormac Mccarthy's Blood Meridian and I couldn't make any sense of it at all
What's even the point in the defrost option on the microwave. Never defrosts anything.
How do streamers with 40K viewers even keep up with their chat? You wouldn't be able to read anything on there.
mad how women can leave their partners and just immediately start shagging another bloke like its nothing
>>200175301yankslop
>>200175301You had it upside down
>>200175146https://archive.org/https://gist.github.com/cemerson/043d3b455317d762bb1378aeac3679f3convert pdf files to text and then use a tts app on your phone to read whatever book you want when you are doing chores or exercising
thoughts on audiobooks?
>>200175301Only Americans can read it
Might try and get into swimming. Never seen a swimmer with a fat belly. Seems like good exercise too.
get back by ludacris is my favourite song
Really don't want to do a 10 hour shift tomorrow. It's really bad for my mental health. 6:00 am in the morning until 16:00 pm in the afternoon. It's such a long day. And only half an hour break too.
>>200175301start with the greeks
>>200175345Love listening to them on my incel walks
>>200175345grim desu
>>200175345some are goodjonathan davis book of the new sun audiobook is good, there's one very good one for blood meridian i dont know who narrates it thoughthe BBC did radio dramatizations of the hobbit and lotr, complete with a full cast, sound effects and music, that are fucking great
>>200175303why don't you defrost a more interesting post
just found out im gay
>>200175146>>200175342https://www.gillmeister-software.com/online-tools/text/remove-line-breaks.aspxpicrel is best tts app
>>200175421sounds gay
>>200175301Cormac Mcwhatever can't write a correct sentence to save his life, he's an excellent story tell, can't write for shit
>>200175363Are you Irish diaspora?
LIVERPOOL
>>200175345Always think I should just be reading the book myself.
>>200175345best one I ever heard was the version of Fear and Loathing done by Harry Dean Stantonalthough the old BBC version of H2G2 is a close second
>>200175471nice picture
vie banned againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4Fes8Up1tA
>>200175421just because the lady's ugly doesn't mean you're gay
(thru my head)
love reading yank forum threads about their towns and citiesright now I'm reading a thread about a guy seething that every week in summer their public swimming pool is taken over by the local high school swimming and diving teams who then go about making it their own and they blare these bullhorns throughout their practices and events. The OP is getting shit on because the swim teams are evidently good and the whole town supports them and the other posters have their kids in the swim teams lolOne yank told him if he doesn't like it he should go buy some land and make his own pool
Now i get what people mean when i said i was playing Shadow of War for the first time
>>200173584My favourite movies, i love this duo so much. I need to rewatch World end
>>200175465yes why?
are Labour going to bring back smoking in pubs?
>>200175577obviously notwhy would they? no one wants it
>Being born in Harad before adopted by the wealthy family makes him the only Gondorian with Black ethnic features. Due to this, he's the only black character to be featured prominently in the whole Tolkien Legendarium.
>>200175520utter freak
>>200175542A lot of Irish diaspora like music that sort of music
>>200175577Nope but they'll convert that pub into a block of flats and stick an energy pylon behind it
>>200175589I want it. A lot of pub owners would like the option.
labour will force us to take one migrant per household.
>>200175557would have loved to hatefuck her back in her prime while she whinged on about the pope
>>200175577I like going to the smoking area. Good excuse to talk to women
>>200175591woke shit, disgusting
>>200175597source?
Major cringe from all the #based people on twitter making their profile pics red with lens flare eyes
See an unkicked paki head? Get it stomped ASAP
*stands up for the /brit/ national anthem*
I need a new job if I'm to pay for my fulful bar addiction.Just scranned 4 of them in one go.
I think i will play as the straight white male.
the chinamen have confirmed the aliexpress order and are arranging carriage post-haste
>>200175691Which is?
TO THE WIIINDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWTO THE WALL
Insult my intelligence? That's one thing. I hate it, as I worked very hard to get as hyperintelligent as i am (no joke 204 on an IQ test). Insult my faith? You're toast. The tenets of my faith gave me a reason to live when I was prepared to commit suicide, and I won't stand for anyone on God's Green earth insulting it when I can read/hear.
in a few years this country will just be like india except instead of being covered in shit it'll be covered in discarded elfbar packages
>>200175712Umm uh uhhh... *face goes bright red*... um uh never-ending *sheepishly sits back down*
Why did they teach me how to do this in school
>>200175773least deluded redditor
almost 2/3 of summer have passed. let that sink in.
>>200175691https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXP9B-EU4bg&ab_channel=VirginMediaSportonly anthem i respect in your sorry isles
Halal elf barTandoori flavour
AHAHAHAHAHA YEAH*punches >>200175822 in the face*
>>200175796they wanted you to fuck it up and electrocute yourself for a laugh
>>200175638yeah but an entire pub could be a smoking area again
>>200175813based
rather enjoying these co-op cookies
>>200175811Nice only one month left.
>>200175773this is diego
>>200175865by far the most bizarre image i've ever seen
>>200175842you actually will be wanting to be *kicking* the paki in the headdid you fail your police training or summat?
>>200175747>>200175747
>>200175796they did at my school.not like it needs to be taught. its 3 wires mate
>>200148840good post
