>>200180236
botan my beloved

>>200180210
rude

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I'm makin pussy niggas push the panic button

>>200180293
Show us your cute little boobs

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> i was just too busy singing lana del rey

hackerman i cant get it to work

>>200180308
me on the left

some Mexican dude who barely spoke english started grilling me at work today about the capitals of various countries around the world
he couldn't even name some of them right in English and went out of his way to have google translate the names
he gave me an 8/10 score
then he started saying how deplorable it was that some people can't even name the capital of the USA

I SAY I LIVE IN ROSEMEAD REALLY IM AT THE RAMADA
IT DOESNT REALLY MATTER DOESNT REALLY REALLY MATTER

>>200180363
washington

>>200180363
>Talking to Mexicans

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God hates Alberta - land of the sodomite damned

i like to plop my balls out on top of my underwear to cool off but had to go to the ER once because of it

>>200180388
I miss Rosemead, it's a beautiful city. So is San Marino. Alhambra is ok too

>>200180440
how

>>200180413
The fag-infested land of Alberta is burning. The fire of God's wrath is sending hundreds of those filthy Albertan beasts straight to hell. We at /cum/ are rejoicing, and we are praying for the dear Lord to burn many more Albertans alive.

>>200180440
also the stats for something (maybe) related are crazy: something like 90% chance to save the teste if testicular torsion is fixed within 1hr, 90% to lose if if not

>>200180451
couldn't care less i was singing lana del rey

>>200180464
testicular torsion

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>>200180029
>I just google'd sanna's body measurements
and???? how deeps her pussyhole?

some days you want to stick your dick in a blender, but it just can't reach the blades.

>>200180505
thats...not what it measures..

>>200180504
crazy hwo that happened to you just from putting your balls on top of your underwear... got to be careful with your balls and look after them

>>200180534
profound

>>200180500
they told me it's like a 7 hour window to save it. but most guys wait multiple days before saying anything and their nuts have to be removed

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>Couldn't care less i was singing lana del rey

>>200180534
break the glass retard

just super bondered my flip flops

>>200180552
i wear tight undies they really push up on the scrote, if you will.

>>200180557
nh i think it is 1 hour actually

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For me, it's Cameron Brink

anyone else born october 19

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Archie went woke

>>200180626
i want to stick my tongue into her rectum if you catch my drift

>>200180611
nigga I waited several hours for surgery and still have my testicles who are you trying to convince? also there's probably a picture of my swollen bloody ballsack somewhere on the /trash/ archive but i don't feel like looking for it

aw i cant get to all of my files in the Windows phone link app - only photos

>>200180363
sounds like a cool guy

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>>200180648
/cum/ is a Betty general

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>>200180660

>>200180626
>women's basketball player
why are you simping over lesbians?

>>200180648
even amongst diehard /co/mrades i've never met anyone that read archie comics.

>>200180648
woah who's the redhead. fucking archie

Comics are fucking gay

>>200180724
what's that supposed to mean

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>>200180710
She's a fucking giant

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>he didnt read america's finest Harem anime
ngmi
>>200180734
Cheryl Blossom

>>200180505
The only reason the video of her clubbing got as much publicity as it did is because she's got. If she was an old ugly hag, nobody would have cared

>>200180776
That was me yesterday

>>200180677
oops actually it is:
>if surgery is performed in <6g the salvage rate (for the testes) is 90 -100 %; if >24h it is 0 - 10 %

>>200180708
*clears throat*
*straightens tie*
*tucks shirt in*
*clears throat again*

SSSSSSSSSSSSNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Where's the other paesan itt what speaks Italian. Addò staje juagliò

>>200180781
what does she got

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this is a ronnie general

>>200180791
bruh a dollar wouldnt even get you 5 seconds of intake from the pump

i am about to be so productive today

i lost my rangers tunic today but the admin said he will buy me another one while he fixes the bug and refunds the untradeable items

there's probably some good archie r34 out there

>>200180841
I know, I had $3 and I was tryna get home but my shit was past the red mark

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>>200180831
>whore
>spoiled brat
>vain
nah

>>200180822
i meant hot. finger slipped

>>200180817
non parlo terron

when you think about it, superheroes are just larping cringelords.

Jackie the Jokeman Martling

i feel like my body has got a lot of melatoning already, as is

think i'll watch heavy metal 2000 today

washday tomorrow
Nothing clean
right

I would move out of my parents house if rent wasn't 60% of my paycheck.

>>200180724
It's for boomers

>>200181014
if you're an incel there's no real reason to move out, like yea if you dont got much privacy or something but that doesnt really justify the huge price you'll be paying

Engraved/printed and analyzed music for the first time in a while. Flexing my 'tism muscle. Gonna dig out my textbooks and revisit my analysis.

>>200180939
Oh, Mr. Fancy Pants, huh? Ok, Polenton

>>200181056
nigga I was reading them when I was 10 from the little stands at the checkout lanes

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>>200181021

>>200181091
bro is 60 years old

>>200181062
do you work?

>>200181091
So you're like 75 now right?

nigga shut the FUCK up, you are a brazillian. You have no high ground to stand on

>>200181131
no

>>200181157
why not?

>>200181144
not even half that

the admins give a shit about this game bigly and i was going to buy a $5 donation token thing for ingame money for the perks but i think ill also donate $45 more to get "super donator" to support the server now that i have a lot of disposable money

>>200181173
because i got no skills and i dont want a dead end unskilled job plus i'm lazy and dont want to

>>200181187
>he's in his 30s

Hurt my ankle today and my team lost so I'm gonna be at my wife.

>>200181230
> beat is word filtered to be at

>>200181207
wow

>>200181262
wowsers

NY POST HAS UNCOVERED THAT PRO-HAMAS RIOTERS THREW POOPIE AT CAPITOL HILL POLICE OFFICERS

lol touaregs just fucked up russian mercenaries in Mali bad

>>200181305
I thought saars were pro-Israeli though?

going to eat 50x 10mg melatonin tablets because these shits dont do anything and i have another container that is sealed and has a shelf life of 2 years
maybe they will be good for fixing sleep schedules to use once no more than ea 3 months or so

>>200181305
That was me

>>200181305
Sorry if it ain't January 6th Americans don't pretend to care about Capitol Hill Police

>>200181305
FK be like
>uh oh yummy

remember when fk had a twitter account where he reviewed various onlyfans accounts?
What a fucking loser

maybe its an inactive or useless form of melatonin so i would like to do some science experiments in the future

beat

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Kamalabros... not like this...

i have seen 3 people in 2 days be completely new to the server and donated. one of them got an animated dono rank and started running around not even knowing how to play the game. i dont judge and they can do what they want but they are still noobs regardless. thats just fact

>>200181463
She can't but what dem can? She's the best chance they got

>>200181428
With him it isn't a gimmick he legitmately is a 40+ year old coomer kek

my feet are so gross

friendly reminder democrats and republicans don't care about you in the slightest

>>200181528
post them

>>200181428
yeah and the onlyfans girls found his account and started roasting him lol

>>200181532
thats why i vote for economic libertarians

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I hate summer so fucking much

>>200181463
That nigga is so disingenuous. Nobody thought he could win in 08, yet here we are.
It really be your own people fr.

>>200181545
why would i do that if i just said they are gross

>>200181532
no no you don't understand this election isn't like all the others. This one will decide the soul of America! It's the most important election of our lifetime! Nevermind they said this in the last 2 elections also this one really means it!!

>>200181525
She's like the worst replacement candidate

>>200181585
because i asked

I found the YouTube channel of a pretty autist girl that could easily become the next Rose or that Jewish girl that dresses like a grandma if I posted her on here.

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Tbh

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>>200181525
I'd like to tell you my thoughts about this question but janny will ban me for talking politics on /int/

So instead I'll say, err, here's a cat

>>200181550
there's also that long seething reply one of them sent to him. i wish i had it saved. I hate fk but honestly it was hilarious

>>200181608
i thought about it then remembered i don’t hold your opinion very highly and decided against it

>>200181650
saying "be calm, woman" doesn't work

>>200181658
holy crap that cat is fat

because i am the absolute govna

>>200181687
more like you're scared to be judged, anyway i was just asking

who the fuck is fk

>>200181743
hownu.ru

>>200181743
theres a fk everywhere

>>200181743
the german, dumbass

>>200181743
he’s been gone for awhile
so has jason

>>200181743
original co-creator of /cum/ with yason
original inventor of the "uh oh stinky" meme

not a fan of taxes desu

jason

2nd day working again and I already miss being a NEET. It's only orientation so it's not hard at all, in fact it's more boring than anything, I just don't like being away from my room for that long.

>>200181791
>believing fk disinformation
umm SOURCE?

who the fuck is yason

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FK is unironically the voice of the uh oh stinky vocaroo.

>>200181799
jason

jason is kill

>>200181823
Source? Provide a source. Do you have a source?

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>>200181565

who the fuck is jason

there isnt a sun in Canada

>>200181874
his original vocaroo is in the archive somewhere

anyone ever had chink rice wine? is it a good cheap booze?

>>200181874
i actually do
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/54836581/#q54846442

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You might not like it, but this body type equals peak performance. My maintenance dude is one of the most badass motherfuckers on the planet.

>>200181898
I don't care for it. I don't like wine all that much though.

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>WFH on the same desk as my desktop
>Which is the same desk as my drawing tablet
>Spend 60% of my life in a corner
>Normies tell me how bad this is and how I'll be sad or some shit
>Still don't care 3 years later

i hope that link reminds the FK haters that they share this space with an internet legend (Jojo Hansen)

e-girls were a mistake

>>200181898
it's very plain tbqh. Easier to drink by itself than vodka imo

>>200181898
sake? i don't know never had it

>>200181912
I miss jacking off when I was just going through puberty. I could do it like 5 times a day easily and I busted the biggest nut of my life to a Victoria's Secret catalog.

>>200180210
Real value comes from a wet tight warm horny pussy during raw sex.

>>200181959
I responded to the wrong thread God damn it.

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>>200181912
>>200181945
whats it taste like? super bitter?

>>200181946
nah, not sake

>>200181959
Even when I was 15 I could never bust twice a day. I've probably busted twice a day less than 5 times in my life

>>200181959
I jerked off to hardcore porn in high school but I don't really have a desire to pull the willy anymore. I think I broke my dick.

>>200181942
>>200181967
Pendejos

>>200181999
>whats it taste like? super bitter?

Alcoholic rice water, the stuff I tired was quite mild.

Also funny video.

https://youtu.be/kEAG3FnjuVU?si=yGa6XaNhH3BfHA5p

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>had a realistic dream where i fucked a pajeeta
not like this bros...

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>Trudeau was a drama teacher

>>200182047
Hola, imbecil.
¿Veras la pelicula de Deadpool? Yo ire hasta el dia 30 de julio.

>>200182025
Yeah, I'm glad I didn't find that stuff until I was older. But then one day I found out vore was a thing, and that I wasn't the only on that was turned on by the thought of being eaten, and it has all been downhill from there.

>>200181936
>Normies tell me how bad this is and how I'll be sad or some shit
It's cope

>>200181999
>super bitter
not really, very plain and mild alcohol taste. You can sip it easily unlike some other hard drinks which are more of an acquired taste

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All hail Queen Rhaenyra Targaryen, First of her name, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lady of the Seven Kingdoms and protector of the realm.

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women literally fantasize about being a robot owned by me, damn

I started jacking off to hentai I was 13 and whenever I jack off it's 50/50 3D/2D

aaaaaaaaaaaaa

Archie ends up with Veronica thoughever

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>>200182104
No, but I'll be in Port of Vallarta for Halloween and the Day of the Dead stuff, so you better come meet me, or I will fuck you up.

>>200182199
proof??????

>>200182175
I hate 2D because I'm on that edge between hardcore and normie, so I end up seeing the most revolting shit because I just want to get a little taboo

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>>200182092
He lied about being a math teacher too, he was legit only a French and Drama teacher who sometimes substituted for other schools. Also the media talked about his blackface incidents but NEVER acknowledged this one where he wore and afro and stuck a banana in his pants lmao

>>200182138
Her side loses in the end btw, making the whole thing pointless innit

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>>200182217

Currently playing Ghost of Tsushima. It's fun.

>>200182287
Not canon I'm afraid

God I hate talking to people over the phone

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>>200182287
>In this six-issue series, Archie proposes to Veronica, the wealthy and attractive Riverdale resident, instead of Betty, the girl next door. The story explores the possibility of Archie and Veronica's future marriage in one universe, while also showing Archie marrying Reggie in another.
miss me with this elseworld SHIT

it's over

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>>200182273
>he side loses
>her and Daemon's sons sit the throne

>>200182325
this but in general

>>200182325
people over 50 love it
people 30 to 50 do it as s second choice
people under 30 get a panic attack thinking about it

zoomers get a panic attack doing anything

>>200182357
boomers don't be the worst people on the planet challenge

>>200182138
why would she kiss another woman? i don't get it..

>>200181731
Because he spends all his time sitting on his computer and shitposting

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>>200182408
it's hot

cellphones are the worst thing ever invented.
nobody wants to be always accessible and at someone's beck and call 24/7

>>200182357
>>200182325

28 here. i hate talking on the phone unless it's an emergency. i kinda hate texting. if i'm going to talk to someone i would prefer it to be in person.

>>200182480
this but electricity in general

we must return to fire

Veronica is better anyways

>>200182480
my man spitting facts

traducir Is it true that the parts of the US where people die from heart attacks the most is coincidentally the same region all the waffle house restaurants are located? del inglés

>>200182515
yes

>>200182287
as he should

what do you niggas get from starbucks?

told a girl I'm 5'9 and she said "it matches you"
what did she mean by this

Have you ever tasted your own cum before /cum/?

>>200182574
I never drink coffee

>>200182580
mexicans are short

>>200182574
vanilla latte

>>200182574
usually cold brew. starbucks' chai is pretty good too

>>200182603
true, not what she meant I think tho

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Just found out i'm not even 6 ft tall

>>200182630
>people jack off to this

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>>200182630
slut and spoiled

Betty clears

>>200182592
blud just discovered thesauruses.

>blud
bruh shut the fuck up

>>200182574
never had anything from it

blud deadass got mad at blud l no rizz :skull:

>>200182574
water

>>200182678
headcanon

>>200182655
in burgerland you'd be king of the manlets.

Do zoomers say stuff like "blud" "no cap" irl

blue moon now im no longer alone

manga are better than comics thoughbeit

>>200182724
4chan should unironically add emoji support, it's time

and webp support for fucks sake, I'm getting sick of having to convert images because faggot mods are too lazy to make any significant changes

>>200182756
name a SINGLE guy in riverdale besides moose, dilton, and jugs that veronica hasn't dated

you cant

blud is actually blue when it's inside of your body. it becomes red when exposed to oxy.

Hey if any Canadians are getting "you genocided the poor Indians shame on you" posts from foreigners, maybe it will help you feel better that when they post that at me and I send them my DNA test that says I am a native, they instantly go into racist mode as if they weren't trying to appear to sympathize with us seconds ago
Such is postmodernist conservatism

>>200182766
yep. ive heard them say on god, deadass, and other zoomerspeak

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>4chan should unironically add emoji support, it's time

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mom gave me a 20 dollar bill

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>25+17=42

>>200182782
no it's not dumbass, it looks blue through the skin because of light scattering

If you don't vote for Kamala you're racist and sexist

Im not sexist, Im a realist

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going to have a beer now. a bad one.

the republican party is the enemy of the white man

I'm voting for Kamala because it would be really funny if she won

why use emoji when we have emoticon?
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kamala is a weird ass name

>>200182899
you're just racist and sexist

>>200182890
(๏ᆺ๏υ)

>>200182890
i was there when ( ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡°) started. for some fucking reason reddit started calling it le lenny face. im glad it died out

>>200182915
i'm just lucid and aware

>>200182878
same. whats your poison?

( ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡°)

> ༼ ಠل͟ಠ༽∩
he's just like me frfr

>>200182890
Remember Horatio posting using that one.
>( •_•)>■-■

ZAWA ZAWA
HE HATES IT

this fucking brown tranny neet is so loud. fuck is his problem

belle delphine and her consequences have been a disaster for amateur porn

3dpd

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>>200182961
i have one can of yuengling in the fridge.

>>200182799
I didn’t genocide anyone my parents immigrated here 30 years ago and I regret not being able to genocide in the colonial past immensely.

dumb effeminate tranny. you gonna lie to mommy about going to work again?

>>200183103
i'm drinking blue moon myself

>>200180210
what anime is this

i want to grapple with a woman

>>200182574
Filter coffee

stop DDoS me

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>>200183139
we work with what we have

>>200183103
>>200183139
Exquisite taste

NYT HAS REVEALED THAT HAMILTON IS AT THE CONSTITUTIONAL CONVENTION

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=En7uS1t6J90

i never watched the new evangelion or whatever it was, i dont feel like it either and i think the original is overrated

i think the tranny left his apartment.
he'll probably get yelled at later like hes 14 years old and his mommy found a beer can in his room

Destiny is a modern day Socrates

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heh, americans

Just took a massive poop.

i like Night Vale

I've got nothing to look forward to

just ate two sleeves of cookies

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applied some white cream to my new shoes, to make them a little more soft and pliable.

It was massive. Biggest shit I've taken since New Years Day I reckon. It was great.

>>200183345
i would make a joke about cum but i think you're gay and would enjoy that

the faustian urge to notify everyone that you took a shit

>>200183345
whats white cream? you mean like horse grease? i love shining my shoes with some horse grease, its so satisfying to see them shine and get rehydrated

It isn't you, girl, that I've been running from
Will you still be there when I come back home

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>>200183401
make the joke anon, it was tee'd up just for (you)

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>>200183420
yes, they were very stiff and i don't know how long they were in storage, so i wanted to touch them up.

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>>200183466
nice, care to show the goods?
here's mine freshly shined

>>200183347
I hate shitting, it's a chore. I wake up in the morning and I go to make myself coffee, but within a couple of minutes, I need a shit. It means I can't sit down and enjoy my coffee, I have to go and shit instead.

And then you have to make sure you've wiped thoroughly, and you have to wash your hands. It's a big annoyance in my life.

not buying anything brand name from amazon ever again

might as well be a digital chinese wet market now

the only quality I care about in a president is how charismatic they are
the president doesn't actually do a whole lot anyway except be a PR figure for the nation so they should be qualified to do that well at least

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MtuvUdLKH8

your mom

>kamala
>charismatic

>>200183347
I think I took the biggest shit in my life a few months ago. It's the first time I actually felt my asshole tear and saw my toilet paper covered in blood.

>>200183530
what happened anon? you can tell us
I've personally decided to stop buying "amazon brand" stuff on amazon since its basically aliexpress things rebranded as amazon

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>>200183513
looking nice, here are mine, freshly cleaned and hydrated.

this dude wearing loafers

>>200183607
oh ive never owned ones with that pattern, is that some special kind of leather? why does it look grainy? seems like expensive stuff given the shape thing you got for them

>>200183530
>digital chinese wet market now
what

gonna finger myself

>>200183586
Anybody is "charismatic" compared to the lifeless husk that was Biden or the repulsive orc Trump

>>200183640
make a video

>>200183607
i have those same shoes
>>200183640
gross

gonna finger your mom

>>200183593
nothing crazy, I bought a brand name jacket and it was very obviously fake

my girlfriend bought a pair of doc martens not too long ago and they too were very obviously fake

Trump is definitely more charismatic than Harris, he'd win against her for sure

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>>200183621
loafers don't have laces.

>>200183633
people will call it either scotch grain or country grain, but it's just an embossed pattern on the calf leather. it's good for hiding scuffs, scratches, and stains.

>>200183667
online shopping is mostly chinese knock offs unless you're buying directly from a known brand

/cum/ niggas be like
"this fat boomer is more handsome than a woman"

i wish jughead would run for president

women aren't handsome by definition so yes
also she's a boomer too

^prefers men

dont know what you're people talking about

>>200183749
burgers for everyone

>>200183607
Those heels look really uncomfortable

brazilanon is confused let's slow down and explain ourselves to him so he doesn't feel left out
who wants to start?

crazy how just paper and ink mogs digital storage so much

>>200183796
in what way(s)?

somebody take the poo

>>200183678
Nice nice, they seem to be in very good shape, i bet you take good care of them. Are they comfy?

The black ones in my pic have like 10 years but i only started using them recently because i was more into sneakers when i got them as a teen. They're pretty comfy for boots, way better than the Spanish army jump boots i got which are just super stiff

>>200183822
you have to leave the poo, nobody is going to take the poo for you

I do prefer men thank you very much

I like cocks, not fond of men sexually thoughbeit

I prefer men for friends, women for lovers

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>I do prefer men thank you very much

>forming platonic friendships with women
zesty ahhh

faggot raid

Make the new already

jason

freddy

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I have too many chicken drumsticks.

What shall I do with them, /cum/mies?

Toby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >.<

>>200183923
>>200183923
>>200183923

the walking /cum/

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>>200183786
didn't have any issues with the heel, but i only walked a couple miles today. i will have to wear them more to really see how they feel.

>>200183831
they're new and very stiff right now, but overall they are good and should get better once broken in. the sole is especially soft which keeps them lightweight and easy to walk in. they look quite good for 10 year old boots, good work taking care of them.