Incelwalk edition.
we in here
>>200185961Do moose count as mega fauna?
>>200185961posting in this one cause it was posted after an early
fight, fight fight!
>>200185998I'd imagine so
>>200185961hello gays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfh6SYHBCuIwatching historical kino
edibles have been intaken
what was the name of that one ethiopian dictator
>>200186108THE POLICE ARE LOOKING FOR YOU THEY KNOW YOU'RE HIGH EVERYONE CAN TELL YOU'RE HIGH
>>200186128but it hasnt hit yet
>>200186124Addis Ababa
>>200186124You mean idi amin? He was dictator of Uganda, Eithopia had emperors
>>200186161yeah i ws thinking of Haile Selassie
Ethiopia has NEVER been conquered
>>200186037me in the middle.
did you WEED is LEGAL in CANADA?
>>200186183Italy conquered it THOUGH
>>200186214That was a BRIEF occupation, CHUD
>>200186240the only brief occupation here is the turd occupying your briefs
>>200186124https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G_On1vO5PcShe's been here too
>willingly visiting seattle>living ins eattle
>threadsplitting /cum/So are we using this one?
this thread won
>>200186294clearly
>>200186280Seattle sent most of their problems to Portland.
>>200186295Well you're in here and mousepedo is in the other one, so I'd say this thread won
>>200186318other way around
>>200186294leaf made
hello friends
shit
should i start using zyn
decipher this:MZLHDB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auwVx77Tw-I
/cum/
/cum is a battlefield.
West coast cities peaked in the 1950s
Sup fags
>>200186405don't say that there are actual fags in here
my stack today i lost all of my items in the wildy to a bug which makes you lose all of your iteims if you die. now the Mexican knows about the power of manifestation
Bvllmoose can only Chadwalk
>>200186380heartache to heartache, we staaaaaaaaaand
normie class for incels has started https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYYBJyo4hzo
>>200186372https://youtu.be/91_teqNqlcQ
my stack today
I made dinner for my family but they ate at Applebee's without telling me. So now I have three burritos I have to eat tomorrow. Gonna have a farty weekend.
>>200186274why the fuck would she visit Seattle lol
>>200186385I peaked in ur mom
>>200186436>believing women giving relationship advice to menISHYGDDT
>>200186445I love stupid fart jokes
Yes, Queen Elizabeth II visited Orlando, Florida, in 1991. During her visit, she made a stop at Disney World and also visited the Kennedy Space Center. This trip was part of a larger tour of the United States.
>>200186436https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVibxNTApC8brazilian version
>>200186481missed opportunity to shoot her into the sun
>>200186446because she was a clueless old hag who went where she was told
>>200185961ha look at the old fella on the right he's like>WE'RE GONNA NEED A SMALLER LENSheheheheh
>>200186481She visited the US more than every country besides Canada, NZ and Australia
>>200186481>she made a stop at Disney World and also visited the Kennedy Space Center.pretty based, especially with the whole miami vice scene going on
I went to the Kennedy Space Center recently, ngl Americans make the best museums in the world
The best museum in the world is not American
doing my annual viewing of The Leftovers. Kevin is literally me
her advice was: act like austin powers, is that a good advice, maybe
>>200186569yeah baby yeah
buds im scared
Yea I quit zyn 10 days ago and i'm fine bro (lights cig).
>>200186569It will take practice, you'll have to re-watch the movies a few times
>>200185961most creatures on the planet have pale color belly and this absolute notgiveafucker has a black one.
Other countries have a handful of notable museums. The US churns out a ridiculous amount of them that just mog the rest of the world.
>>200186598why blud
give me an example of one flirtacious interaction you had with a woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLhF0DtR9tIthe FUCK is this
>>200186620>The US churns out a ridiculous amount of them that just mog the rest of the world.Why?
>>200186634Incelzilian
the fook yu fook mi scene in austin powers is hot
>>200186634i dont remember the last time i interacted with a woman
>>200186647Indomitable pioneer spirit or something, why are you asking me? I should be asking you
>>200186652maybe you're the incel if you got none
>>200186671Plenty of Canadian pioneers
How can we recover from the damage this site has inflicted on us
>>200186676Look for an answer outside of your computer
just got back from the cecil country fair demolition derby semifinals
>>200186687Yet we don't have a comically high amount of huge quality museums. Our national museum in particular is embarassingly bad.
the accordion is the instrument of love.
Donald Dump! haha
>>200186710>national museumthe what nowalso the USA has many rich patrons of the arts and was independent for 100 years before us (ie weren’t plundered by bongs for as long)
>>200186721we tried to liberate you in 1812
>>200186703The Don has a fat ol' ass on him, it's a sign of power. A sign of luxury, of wealth. A life lived well.
FUCK Utah.All my homes HATE Utah.
not finna goonfinna drink and play emberward
Canada is cold
im gonna log off
i ate a large order of mozz sticks and got a cherry limeade as a treat for being productive today
you aren't logged on
>>200186748was it something i said?
>>200186754:)
>>200186755he could be a pass user
>>200186764grim
>>200186721>national museumThe fact you don't even know it only highlights the point, they have changed the name multiple times which shows how rudderless it is.>also the USA has many rich patrons of the arts and was independent for 100 years before us (ie weren’t plundered by bongs for as long)Jeet tier thinking
>Canada is a cold country inhabited by many Canadians
>>200186754Had Sonic mozz sticks last month. Pretty good.Hope your enjoyed yours.
>>200186733Fucked it though now didn’t you
who wants my 4chan pass?
>being critical of brits means you're a jeet
>>200186786me
>>200186786yeah ill take it
>>200186778Pakistan is also a country inhabited by many Canadians, but warmer.
Thinking Canada was plundered by Brits makes you a jeet, yes. How can you plunder a country populated by neolithic nomads?
>>200186791idk if it's safe
Dinner was navy beans with tomato sauce on homemade wheat bread and steamed broccoli
>>200186822idk what it even is, i dont know how passes work
>>200186772Why not just tell me which museum you’re talking about I live in the capital and there are many “national museums” here
what should i fap to
>>200186827grim
Thinkin bout that shit I took earlier and wonderin how much it must have weighed. Couple kilos I reckon. Maybe 1500 grams. That was a meaty poop. Woof.
>>200186839Canadian Museum of History
>>200186819They didn’t invest shit into our country it was a backwater for almost its entire existence under the French and British Americans got rich and kept their riches and used it to buy art and make museums
>>200186734
>>200186780they were fantastic and very fresh it's really nice and cool outside too so i was riding with the windows down listening to music it was fun
posting on /cum/ riding with the windows down listening to music it's really fun
There was hardly anything to clean up either. It was weird.
>>200186847It was tasty.
>>200186863Never was a “national museum” until they changed the name to something retarded and anyway it’s usually a good museum and has some of the best architecture of any museum I’ve ever seen
>>200186883nobody should ever do this
>>200186872did he actually say this?
>>200186883The cum rider drives a little slowerCum rider is a real goer
look out! here comes jad!
I need me one of these to tool around town in while hotboxing in it, would be fucking awesome.
>>200186916i like the concept of smart cars but they look too goofy
>>200186916cartoon character shit
The stuff they sell on the streets is literal poison.If I could get pharmaceutical grade meth, I'd go all in.
are you on your phone or computer right now
>>200186864>They didn’t invest shit into our countryNot even remotely true>at its peak, British investment in Canada accounted for over 20 per cent of British annual capital exports, and in the twenty-five years before World War I, for about 70 per cent of the capital flowing into Canada.America didn't get very rich until the second half of the 19th century when we already had responsible government that was getting the equivalent of billions of modern dollars in investment from London.
Connections was being cheeky today
>>200186944Computer, but most of my posts on 4chan have been made on my phone
>>200186944phone im in the living room on the couch >>200186969it was really hard today honestly
>>200186952Those numbers don’t mean anything without contextHow much capital was the empire exporting? Could be basically nil and still make up 70% of Canada’s intake if there was nothing going on here (there wasn’t)
>>200186977>>200186980thanks
>>200186889>Never was a “national museum”>literally managed by the National Museums of Canada Corporation until the corp was superseded by the Museums Act which listed it as a national museumBruv it's always been a national museum, we just split the 9 of them by topic>it’s usually a good museumThe permanent exhibits suck desu, but it is a good building and gets very good temporary exhibits
>>200186944PhoneI’m in a hotel in Delaware
>>200186944phone
>>200186928It's a G'd out mobility scooter, not a Smart Car.>>200186930Naahhhhhh.>>200186944Sitting in bed on my [redacted] rn!It's so hot in my room rn btw
>>200187010>>200187017I'll pass that on
>>200187010How are Canadians treated stateside in your experience?
>>200187030Thank you for your service
>>200186989>Those numbers don’t mean anything without context20% of all British annual capital exports is the context, we certainly weren't 20% of the British Empire's population before 1914 and it was the largest economy in the world until 1890-1900 when the US surpassed it.
might masturbate some time soon
>>200187009It’s a national museum because of its management not its subject matter Anyway it’s no mystery why American museums are better, they’re far richer than we have ever been
When you cum, /cum/ cums with you
>>200186108I tried a thc-a vape and it just made me feel retarded and hungry.No euphoria or enjoyment, really.
Coffee + dinnertime.
>>20018704820% of what Einstein
>>200187067It's like looking into tar
>>200187036Everyone loves me down here but they’re disappointed when I don’t talk as funny as they expect or say “eh” soon enough
what do canadians sound like?
yo, new poe league tomorrow, are we doing it or not?
>>200187074>Between 1865 and 1914, £4.1 billion was raised in Great Britain for investment overseas in joint-stock companies and the obligations of foreign and colonial government>£336,402,130,000 in 2017 just admit you had no idea this sort of thing happened Einstein
Waging is the ultimate nofap. I have zero libido after an 8 hour shift
heh now I will just not reply to him and pretend I won
If Canada and India are both in the Commonwealth, why is there such inequality between them?
normal guy: i believe i'll use my computerwindows update: i'm bout to fuck up this man's whole career
>>200187156Indians live there and administer it
yo, new poo league tomorrow, are we doing it or not?
mom is out on a church excursion thing, might be a got time for one of those diy fleshlights
We need an Australian king
All problems would be solved if I was made high inquisitor and granted the authority to extrajudicially execute anyone at my own discretion.
>>200187191One of the grimmest headlines I’ve read in a long time
>>200187214Let /cum/ decide
>>200187221journalism lives off making grim shocking news lines
I prefer sparkling wine to Champagne
The Palestinian refugee has innovated standing between the lanes and sticking her face in every windowGonna need the American Union of highway begging to explain to her that there are rules here. I have never seen this before
>>200187206You're not gonna believe this...
Tell me what you see, is it money or it's me?
bros it's time... im moving on from skinny jeans and now wearing slim jeans
>>200187290Why do city boys always drive those big, lifted trucks in those tight skinny jeans? Surely it's painful to get up there?
>>200187290Skinny jeans aren't popular anymore so it's probably for the best
I don't fuck wit' niggas that think they broads.
>I'm moving on from being a massive faggot to a massive faggot
once a faggot, always a faggot
That's why yo shoes raggedy
>>200187076Ikr, I love it. Good joe should be thick like molasses.
Any skinny jean wearing faggots looking to get railed tonight? HMU if u cute or sexy.
>>200187405Donde esta?
https://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/gay-sex-toys/gay-douches/sp-adam-eve-ez-anal-douche-93061.aspxHey they're selling YOU
another 3 day ban over, cant even allude to politics without the faggot mods banning me
>tranny janny STILL banning people for politics Seriously, kill yourself
>>200187191boo hoo
the fuck
cannot understand how you can fit in skinny jeansEven regular and relaxed fit jeans are way too tight on me
need a fat, smelly, uncut cock to suck tonight hmu ok
>>200187405Where are you >>200187416 I've forgotten Spanish grammar.
need a chubby chode to chew on with teeth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIPPh7AWSt4
>>200187453https://youtu.be/KFS9c852M_k?si=mY5hP_ai6FEsCin-
>>200187432"Bones" as in the practice of pulverizing entire chickens just to turn them into chicken nuggers. There's everything in there.
>>200187434It’s in the name; you have to be a lanklet. I’m not even jacked, but just at a moderate level of fitness, I can only wear athletic cut jeans
>>200187463
about to have sex
about to give sex
>>200187476Maybe I should get some athletic cut jeans then Levi’s 501 and 505 are too tight And same I am not jacked nor fat just moderately fit
Uhh, fellas? I think we got some certified FUCKERS in this thread.
I'm about to make sex
in
>>200187463https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5WA79F4UCs
Me? I'm voting for Donald Trump.Fuck you, janny. Kill yourself.
one of those ppl only killed me at mage arena because if you have the 2nd most tokens, you dont get more. but with just a little bit of cooperation with other people, you both can get more tokens. all that you do is drop the tokens when you arent waiting for the loot on the floor to appear, then you pick it back up and get the full amount again
>>200187524goshpedo proxy
Had another dream about being a kid again being in my mid 20s is scaring me my youth is running out and i dont want to become old
/cum/ is full of snakes.
autism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ey0f3_PIDD8OVERDOSING rn
We are a /cum/munity, whether you like it or not
>>200187579someone will reply to this post with a quote from a movie or some other soy joke without acknowledging the problem because they are the problem
Me?I'm voting for Donald Trump.
/cum/ is going to be empty everyone is about to be banned for politics
I am voting for Donald John Trump for President. There is no alternative to Making America Great Again. OR something
>>200187616As the New Hampshire state motto goes>Live Free or Die
>>200187531Based, kill yourself jannie. Also clean this shit up for free while you're at it.
>>200187622I am voting for Donald John Trump for President.
>>200187605You're a pest that snakes eat
CLEAN it up janny!
>>200187649UwU
I'm not gonna vote.. ahaha... sorry I'm just not gonna do it ahaha.... *bites lip*
>>200187596this shit is cringe as fuck dawg
>>200187496It’s the Levi’s 541 cut that I go for
How does one fuck?
>>200187659>*bites lip*are you flirting with me?
cum niggas
>>200187676Thanks king x
>>200187659>*bites lip*https://youtu.be/rlHADh81oFY?si=7rXzhCgR7_F1hkAI
*gets banned for making a post complaining about a previous ban*
don't make me horny... i WILL goon and you WON'T like it
I deny that anyone goons. I'm a goon-denier
I would never date an Asian woman because I don't want manlet sons.
Thinking about smelling and eating out a female gymnast's pussy after she works out
>>200187683peepee in the poopoo
>>200187719Goon denialism is an illegal thought crime in Canada
im so high on weed rn
Wish this guy would get banned
>>200187577I'm 24 and I'm ready, I want a wife and a career and a family and a nice house.I will maximize comfiness as I age.Getting drunk isnt as fun anymore, usually.I still have a few years left to travel and party in youth hostels without it being weird, so its fine.I'm happy for all the memories I've made so far
There is no ban
i wanna rape people
i live in the hustle and bustle of the big city and whenever i open my window the sounds of cars rolling by remind me of ocean waves crashing against the shoreline. it's very peaceful.
>>200187755:(
>>200187685>>200187696Yes
gapemaxxing toby >.<
>>200185961>>200185961Found another interesting schizphrenia related video on youtube. There's lots of women making these types of videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX9frnTKuIY
/cum/ is lost
digits
>>200187774well first of all through Christ all can be found, so write that down.
>>200187777checkd
>>200187738Sorry for making you think it...
Looking like I’m going to be having kids at 35+Really hope I don’t get a bunch of retards but can’t turn back time now
edible is kicking in!
>>200187777Kys script kiddie
debit carded
i'd like to have kids but at the same it's such a long list of requirements to get there i'm also ok with not having any and being an incel for the rest of my life
>>200187788But you can retard time
I spent FIVE hours at the DMV today
i got classi got sassi got gasbut i ain't got no ass
I've been to Hell I spell itI spell it DMV
>>200187815Hah yeah been doing that for a decade now should’ve had kids instead of my PhD but now I’ve got this unfulfilling career and a 6 figure salary instead of a family life is so fucking gay in this clown world
ding dong the witch is dead
>>200187809It could be worse, you could be a jannie
DUDE
sum of ya niggas be lookin like aliens, on some x files close encounters of the third kind of shit.
>>200187832It could be worse, you could be gay
>>200187832if you got a good job you're pretty much set to have a wife and kids already, there's a whole sea of women out there who want kids with someone like you
I chickened out of buying a vape
>Canada's men's and women's soccer teams have relied on drones and spying for years, sources saywow, didn't realize Canadians were Russian-tier cheaters at sports
>>200187848https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuYeQi4wB_k
>>200187760I live near a set of lights on a major arterial road, so there are constant sirens from emergency services using the arterial road, noise pollution from a nearby bus stop (I especially can’t stand the stop announcements coming out of a loudspeaker every 15 minutes), insane junkies screaming and getting into physical fights, loud music from nwords blasting rap music and boomers blasting dad rock at the stop light, crunches from people getting into collisions, etc. I hate it here, and can’t wait to move. It’s 24/7, so it majorly disrupts my sleep, and my ability to focus while awake. This used to be a bit of a premium neighbourhood, but it has fallen off hard.
>>200187861dont start smoking/vaping
>>200187861good
>>200187876You might as well set up a camera or microphone to record the decline
that's it.i'm gooning.don't say i didn't warn you.
>>200187857haha yeah … I’m totally NOT gay>>200187860I have a wife already but we are in our early thirties and are probably not going to have kids for another few years so the chances of having a couple of tards is high and even if they’re normal then I’ll be old as fuck when they start their own families
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxIG9kd1j88I like what I like
>>200187864Embarrassing part was the womens team was spying on NZ who isn't even close to them. Cheating for a team that had almost no chance of winning lol, the pajeet mentality is taking hold here
>>200187864Canadians don’t play soccer. Look at the team lmao. They bring in thirdies to play a sport no one here cares about, and they behave like the corrupt, zero-integrity thirdies that they are; imagine my shock
>>200187883>>200187886it looks cool though
Canada you sexy little menace
Just wanted to make friends and tried going to autism group therapy and they're all talking about their non-binary sexuality, systemic racism, and pronouns.For fucks sake where am I supposed to go to meet normal people who are also autists like me.
>>200187876>>200187760I'm less than 4 miles from the airport and I'm directly under the flight path for landing. it gets super loud about every 30 minutes or so
>>200187901Never apologize for what you like. I like making fun of tranny jannies and discussing politics, live your truth!
>>200187921My honest first thought? Comic book shop, but those are probably infested as well. I don't go out
>>200187916its bad for you
>>200187924how much does your house cost though
>>200187921runescape probably
>>200185961are americanbros asleep now?
>>200187931https://youtu.be/S3vDCgbI_YQ
Vaping does NOT look cool
>>200187946no way its only 9 pm!
>>200187937At this point I only relate to people on 4chan, but I don't want to go to some sketchy meetup where someone brings along cookies they mixed their semen in.
just have a 6 figure salary
Are we making a new or recycling the old one?
>>200187921My friends are non-faggotfuckers and play dnd so maybe you could find a group that isn’t gay and retarded? I stayed up until 3 this morning watching some guy troll queerbags like that in vr chat though
I have a 6 figure salary
>>200187938Its better than real ciggies
>>200187955But it feels goodEspecially when drunk, and being drunk looks cool
>>200187957then why /int/ is dead? was it the europeans carrying this board? they are asleep now
I have no capital
The Canadian bragging about his 6-figure salary is talking in terms of CAD, so it’s really like US$50k LOL
>>200187992Tranny jannies and jeet jannies are banning everyone
I'm underleveraged
>>200187992Finns and Brazilians carry this board, in their own generals
>>200187992It’s dead because /bant/ exists
>>200187990>being drunk looks cool
I have a micropenis
>>200187921Tismbrahs have a direct link to LGBTQ tendencies. Read it somewhere, can't find shit about it anymore. There was a word for it and everything but I forgor
>>200187966Got my wife when I was a student and in debtJust be white, over 6’, and have a big cock like me :D
>>200188008youre seething and calling them jeets and tranniesbardly the suited pepe gassing jannies smugly
>>200188021That's the most cool way I've ever seen someone vomitWhenever I vomit, I'm kneeled in front of a toilet bowl groaning in pain
>>200188021かっこいい
>>200188027>Got my wifeyou aren't married stop lying
Grussy thread is still up
>>200188007It’s like $95k USD akshually
jason
>>200188033>groaning in paingrow up
>>200187992The tranny jannies banned anyone who posted about a certain major politics-related event involving Drumphf
>>200188045How?
>>200187992>>200188008I got banned the other day for saying Jews control America. Jannies are getting ridiculous.
Migrate>>200185943>>200185943>>200185943
>>200188035/cum/ is a normalfag general full of sex havers and woman respecters
>>200188059You always doin too much boy its just vomit, actin like a kid its just vomit
>>200188069i refuse to believe because most of the weirdos on this board are americans
