Toot edition
https://youtu.be/-cgIAGHopJo
Why would you take me to that?
It's a good track.
I don't know that they are saying
me neither
>>200188621Do you have this playlist? I'll add it to my Christian tracks.
>>200188640sure man herehttp://youtube.com/watch?v=c4KNd0Yv6d0&pp=ygULcGVuaXMgbXVzaWM%3D
>>200188677You've bamboozled me.
heh
>>200188867It's gunna hurt when someone steps on those Legos.
>>200188867>town is two hands away from goatsewhy
why were the guidestone struck by lightning
Woke up like this
>>200188867Soviet city design really is something
>>200189126>Woke upgrim x20 but same
sleep all fucking day edition
Meds time
>>200191097So you aint dying?
>>200191097Med* time
>>200191405Nah, but if I neglected it for too long I would have to start radioactive iodine therapy and possibly remove the thyroid>>200191609Basado
It's that time again
Is it?
is it ever not?
>>200188760lil bro clicked the linklil bro does not have 4chanx
>>200193733True
>>200194240t.
>>200194332Based I want them all
>>200194332LOL
Why are people afraid of wasps againJust swat it they're slow as fuck
Sup
burgers sleepin or what
niggas be lazy
How is life in Uruguay? I know the country exists, and that's all I know about it.
176 215 km2 and only 3,4mil ppl, sounds comfy to me
But, Cerro Catedral, only 514m... It needs hills of at least 1000 - 1500m
its chill
Obviously you're not poorfags, but you're not rich either. So you don't have boats full of NAFRIS.Are you hiding a nice country away from the world?
>>200198105Do you have pictures of any big rivers or Río de la Plata estuary?
yeah. i just wanna enjoy the sunshine. best latam country imo
I'm fascinated by latam presidents' habit of taking pictures with those ribbons.
>>200198255yeh
>>200198336Cool, thank you. Unfortunately, we don't have big rivers or seas. This fact makes me sad every day.
>>200198360that's so sad
The President of Uruguay is not a crazy socialist. I'm even more impressed.Tell me that you don't want to be a member of the BRICS club, and you'll be my new emigration destination in the event of a major war in Europe.
fun fact if you zoom in you can see the skyscrapers in buenos aires >>200198336
>>200198559Kek, you are right.We don't have skyscrapers in Czechia either. But I'm not sad about it, on the contrary. Unfortunately, the tallest building in the whole country is about to rise in my little town, and since it's lowland, it will be visible in a radius of more than 100km.
>>200198904damn that shii insane
Ok I'm awake. I'm making coffee too.
The tallest things in Europe are cathedralsGod bless
>Warsaw’s Varso Tower has become the tallest building in the European Union after reaching its full height of 310 metres (1,017 feet) over the weekend. The skyscraper eclipses Frankfurt’s Commerzbank Tower (259 metres), the previous record holder.
>>200200264>cathedralsI want to go see cathedrals
>>200200264insanely messed up
Post cathedrals
>>200200347WENDS MENTIONED
>>200200347I meant overall, country's highest building is the main cathedral>>200201136Picrel
>>200202102France's smallest cathedral
>>200203745Looks sturdy.
BeholdThe cringethedral
this europe shit is fireee
>>200205901I don't like it.
>>200204771Here's STURDY
>>200206562Look at that thick base! It's ready to take on a battering ram from the 1400s. Nothing will break those beautiful walls!
S T U R D Y
>>200206750Those narrow windows would be good for shooting arrows at pagans while staying safe.
>>200206697Well fortified churches are actually a thing https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fortified_church?oldformat=true
>>200206837Well when you consider the history of France, that makes sense. Yall had to rough it for many centuries. Threats both internal and external. Why not make the church extra S T U R D Y?
Looking at the link, France and Portugal have the most strok looking fortified churches.
>>200207031All things considered I think we had it alright We had infighting and conflicts with Euro neighbours but eastoids had to deal with the fucking Mongols, Ottomans and other steppe barbariansAll we had post-Roman times were the vikings and even then they didn't do as much damage as they did Britain (reminder that Normandy was offered to the Norse AFTER we defeated them in battle and they were vassals to the king of France meanwhile Britain had the Danelaw and Norwegian kings claiming the throne of England)
>>200207237>meanwhile Britain had the Danelaw and Norwegian kings claiming the throne of EnglandThey really had a awful time early on. How did they even become an empire? Doesn't seem logical.
>eastoids had to deal with the fucking Mongols, Ottomans and other steppe barbariansTake a look at this old ass fortified church in Iran. They weren't playing around for nothin'
>>200207407Muh ships + it's not like there is a logic behind empire birthplaces back in Alexander's time if you had told him the Romans were going to rule the Mediterranean he'd have laughed at your fucking faceOr Islam flooding the world from the Arabian desertOr the Aztecs going from refugees swamp dwellers to empireOr the USA actually Even now we can make all the predictions we want about China but for all we know 300 years from now unforeseen events will have catapulted fucking Argentina as the global superpower
>>200205901looks like a kleenex someone jizzed in
>>200207955That's my place of congregationWatch your language big guy
>>200207955Nah looks like those solid mushrooms that grow on trees those you can kindle fire with
>>200207803>for all we know 300 years from now unforeseen events will have catapulted fucking ArgentinaYeah I get that aspect. They have been a lot of wild card empires over the centuries. Honestly, for me the US and France makes sense because we're surrounded by mountains and oceans with tons of resources. UK and Japan don't make sense. Other places without resources or a huge population to dominate with, just strike me as odd. >>200208012It looks like if a cicada and the pizza hut restaurant had a baby.
We're considering TLM in picrel church bc this one is neocathecumenal cringefest
time for the early afternoon coffee to avoid getting a caffeine crash from all the coffee in morningmy favorite coffee of all>>200208012fine I apologiseit's the sydney opera house with an erection>>200208148>mistaking churches for kindlingVarg?
>>200208322It's fine. I think it can be fixed. Just need to open up the front and put some large stain glass windows there. Maybe some saint statues built into the sides..?
Why was that opera house even builtWhen has a single person in Australia ever gone to see an opera
>>200208578Idgaf 2bqh about the looks but the mass is neocatholic bullpoop with guitars and mandolins.TLM would be great but it's an hour drive so we need to achieve a strong state of willfulness to ascend lmao
I failed to see which post you were quotingThe second one is cool and very traditionalThe first one is googoogaga children mass
Now I'm confused too. But I will post another fortified church.
Not even hungry but I'm gonna fry onions and garlic in olive oil just for the smellI can just incorporate it into a meal later anyways
i dont visit this hillbilly gen often why are there so many euros?
Cause people like us and we're chill.
did you take a screenshot of an image on facebook
I source all my memes from myspace
>>200209506Please don't point out my flaws. I have to live them.>>200209637That's preferred.
Face reveal
I don't believe you.
One of these will be my face reveal and you'll never know which one
I expect the inside of your home to look this way, round about.
Went to the dentist this morning. Now I'm waiting on the novacain to wear off so I can eat something.
>>200197867I'm on vacation
>>200210751Grandmas home yesMy home no. I live with gf so it's 50% pink and 50% white
>>200211146What did they do for you to need anesthesia
>>200198542why do you care about BRICS, it's 0% relevant >>200206562>AlbiCatharbros... >>200210221least mediterranean man
face reveal
>>200212023where'd you find this picture of me
>>200211511Lol that's cute>>200211631They just numbed my mouth to do a few fillings.
Wouldn't mind filling someone's mouth rn
>>200212093it came to Charles Bukowski in a dream of how based you'd be as a professional alcoholic
>>200213114So you're saying Bukowski was a prophet who foretold of my arrival?
>>200213412he's the Elijah to your Elishago, proclaim the word of alcoholism to all the land
>>200213926
>>200213926I disapprove of this message.
Let's go boys
>>200214229I thought that was Pringle chips in the back for a few seconds.
>>200214204Drink
>>200214417No. But I just ordered a small pizza for lunch/dinner. It will be acceptable.
>>200214561Did you go read Bukowski like I told you to
>>200214606I was working on getting my laptop set up and then I forgot because I was sleepy. Let me go open a tab for it. Thanks for reminding me.
>>200214797He's got a lot of short form poetry that's pretty easily digestible if you've only got a limited amount of time, but otherwise I'd recommend FactotumThe yacht scene is skippable and lame but other than that it's a good bookPost Office is good too
Nooooo Hinds don't read it you'll become boat
>>200214229Very honhonhon image
>>200214922Thats not possible>>200214897ok I was about to ask what I should try to read because I see multiple books
>>200214922Me and Hinds
>>200215028I'd definitely say Factotum or Post Office to start with.The rest either require some familiarity with him, or you just wouldn't like."You Get So Alone at Times That It Just Makes Sense" is a good poetry compilation
looks like Factotum can be downloaded as a pdf for free.
there's also some pretty good audiobooks on youtube
Me when Bukowski and also ate a lot of gouda the night before
>>200215894me when i poop
>>200215441ill use them both for optimal clarity.
>>200216120very cute
>>200216073https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX-Vlrpv8qI
That certainly is NIN.
Correct, yesI did not claim otherwise
I agree.
Hindswhat the fuck music do you even listen to
>>200214260Nah it's sharp goat cheese The "party" is taking place at a goat farmer's
>>200217603https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKoI5ouvX_IFrance
>>200217449My playlist is just a long list of songs I thought sounded good the moment I heard them. So what's there could be anything at all because I'm not going for one band or theme. https://youtu.be/fs49xFmmHCo?si=Hsihki05U1SacEJRhttps://youtu.be/6e6Hj7MwWaI?si=ElYEDT3RRLUyzWuyhttps://youtu.be/iXnW1MwZj8M?si=nYJUw3_wLK69cXXQJust 3 random songs from there. >>200217603Oooohh. Then the cheese is good yeah?
>>200218367None of this music is angryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3737JbFOOI
Goodness, I miss her big fat titties; why'd she have to move back home?
>>200219019Ass status?
>>200219133Tasted normal
>eating assnigga you gay
what's your logic behind that, Ghengis
men have assesso homo
men have lips toodoes kissing a girl make you gay
>kissing gay
>>200218783Oh, that's true. I'm one of the least angry people I know. Let me see if I have any angry music. >>200218942The sun is really aging you, bud.
>>200219377I'm going to kick your yellow ass (with love and kindness)>>200219391waiting
>>200188621>666k viewslol
fuck off, flaglet
>>200219478My muscles acheMy skin feels too tightMy brain presses against my skull, begging for a out of which to leak.I won't give in--not for you.Get away from me
Dear God, please help me.I love her, and she'll never know
>>200219391>suni dwell in the caves, i am only outdoor for 20-25 days per year
took an ediblewill be settling down to some pbrs and various snacks tonight
>>200219168normal?
horny and angry
nigga?
people are born into their religions you can become whatever goofy snake dancing shit but if you were born a spic you're a mackerel snapping papist and it's that simple
>>200220356>>200220754>>200221041looks like it kicked in
>>200221113ever had an arkansas possum pie
people who're big into relgion,, um erm red flag much?
urufaggot's reddit account score is probably high like several thousand or whatever
lol so true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awNuwPQE7oQ
>>200219536>finn will stop arguing just to scream at a random person who walks through the /dixie/ door, unsuspecting.>>200219446https://youtu.be/03hC_Ml8aAM?si=x2n82cXu4FZytTkdhttps://youtu.be/7ON8zNL3e7c?si=bucdiGnzq0b1wjgcI hope that's enough >>200220116Are you batman?
Just doing my job
/dixie/ is a cheese nip supremacist general
>>200221518It's just entertaining. You're like the general's white blood cells. You hardly react to anything internally but let one foreign body appear and it's ww3. hahaha.
>>200221819what body part is pole
>>200221170yes and it is a 10/10 pie
>>200221433joe ray does not value material wealth, nor does he value people, nor does he value the skyonly solitude, the caves, and the precious crystals wherein
bought some shaved beef and a nice cheese, gonna make cheesesteaks tomorrow
Bolshevism? Not a fan.also this country is a genuine nanny state shithole
>>200221996Uuuh, probably the butt. Kind of rude sometimes, though you'd know if he was suddenly missing because things would feel off.>>200222049He better not doing magic>>200222003That almost looks like a dream pie
>>200222376it's divinegraham cracker and pecan crust, layer of cream cheese(sometimes with vanilla pudding mix added), layer of chocololate pudding (made normally, then whipped cream on top>>200222259it's sad to see how the empire was dismantled over decades by (((bankers)))
>>200222049how much can he deadlift?
no self-respecting adult male diddlies less than 500lbs
>>200222532you can't buy tylenol or basically any OTC drug in packs of more than 16 and have to show your ID for them, bong's dad was shocked when he saw the bottle of aleve I brought
>>200222580probably not much, he's like in his 60s>>200222691>now i am become ibuprofin smuggler3edgy5me
>>200222691They're not allowed to do anything. Their mommy gov said be back when the street lights are on.
>>200222376I am WHAT?!?
>>200222883The buttocks. The bottom. The behind. Why are you so angry? It's very important.
Okay in that case I hereby declare that we as /dixie/ are starting nopoop
It means that only quality posts are allowed from now on
kekekekeke, what about NO
We failed.
Praha půlnoc, Prague midnight
>what's going on on /int/?>wtf
moravskoslezky?more like more dawg slick skin.. hmmm... no
>>200223495
>Praga-PołudniePraha Poledne, Prague Midday
>>200220488Yeah, normalDo you know what ass tastes like?>>200221433>where eagles dare>it isn't Iron Maidennigga
Why do Poles call north as midnight, and south as midday?
I am the iron maiden
>>200224381You're Czech
Yes, I am Czech citizen. But I identify myself as a Silesian.
>>200224320I'd presume ass tastes like ass
>>200224400https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qbRHY1l0vc>>200224489I meanyesbut no
I want to feed the fish and talk to them in an unknown language https://youtu.be/xIlflOgJzrY?feature=shared>>200224320Uh pfft...>>200224400The metal torture device?
>>200224609https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKCfVLQ1EXQboobs
>>200224489It tastes like fucking nothing it's just skin like on your wrist
>>200224671I mean dick just tastes like skin
licking my wrists rn
>>200224758I don't know why but this made me laugh.
>>200224753Pussy is spicier
fucking nothing
>>200224609No I'm a lady made out of processed oreMy pronouns are Fe/Her
>>200224671Yeah but the texture of the skin on your wrist iis different than the skin of an angusAlso there's a musk that is only obtainable by being a literal ass>>200224801Thinking bout the time I was like 17 and found out my gf had a yeast infection because she tasted real funny
>>200224800you like butt jokes huh
Do you know what a panda does in a burning forest? Burning too.
>>200224801wouldn't knowI'm not uhhh gay>>200224753>>200224758heh
>>200224844I thought you said you were licking your wrist not your butt.>>200224809If you look like a ma'am I'll call you ma'am
>>200224902yes but I am the butt you forgor
>>200224876Is that the dude from dungeon meshi>>200224902It was a metallurgy jogeFe is the designation for iron on the periodic table
>>200224873What is a silesian doing in a collapsed mine?decomposing
>>200224914Figuratively.>forgorNot sure what that is but I don't like the tone of the text. >>200224947Oh you're right, it is. That's clever.
me and hinds
>>200224981forgot
>>200224986I don't think you should let hinds grab you like that
>>200224986Hinds and I*
pole son or finn daughter?
finn daughter of course
>>200224997I didn't forget. What part of Dixie would you like to be? >>200225027I'm just holding him up so he doesn't fall into oncoming traffic. We was walking like he didn't see the sign was red.>>200225128Finn daughter.
>>200225027I do.>>200225089You use the article "I" when you are performing something.>"Hinds and I are friends.">"Hinds and I are eating dinner."Since in that post I am not implying that I am doing anything, it's "me"It's a picture of me, not a picture of IAlso you're French
conway son or boat daughter?
>>200224947what the fuck is dungeon messiidk it's just an uncomfortably smug expression >metallurgy jokeI got it bb, don't worry
>>200225189>it's "me"I COOCKA DA PASTA
>>200225176Pubes, I am the first line of defense for dixie's most sensitive parts
>>200225278I'd marry this fucking dumb tiktok lesbian
>>200225399My sister married a lesbianI'm starting to think she's gay
>>200225220https://delicious-in-dungeon.fandom.com/wiki/KabruYou posted anime congayPrepare for annihilation
ay cuh u know u aint talking to me with that herault ahh bull
>>200225449is she hot
>>200225310It shall be done. The change request is being processed.
Hinds
>>200225461
>>200225594Yeah?
>>200225472NoSpares me from being horny during family reunions
>>200225611Oh thanks I must have dropped that
>>200225776you could make the pasta prego and cover it with your white sauce too albie
I wish I had a mouse lemur
>>200225814
>>200225829for me, it's the pygmy marmoset>>200225852don't worry, the pasta is past al dente its fully cooked
I'm going to go eat poke with a friend. Someone thought to invite me>>200225876Awwww
>>200225876Pasta is a pure kind of joy plantmanDo not sully it with your innuendos
>>200225698I love you
The word enjoyment implies the existence of a kind of exjoymentWhat is something you exjoy, /dixie/?
>>200227224alcohol
>>200227239How is that different from enjoying alcohol
Back from getting food and chitchatting >>200226783Love you too.
>>200227224Nature walks. Feels like going on an adventure.
>go to bed at 2am>wake up at 10pmwell fuckso much for all the running around I was going to do yesterday
Hush puppies
had some beers out with some amigos now sitting here on \dixie\
you black african swahili clicking blue lipped baboons
\biksy\
>>200229331>>200229375>>200229450yuenglingyuenglingyuenglingyuenglinghoney whiskeyyuenglingbusch lightyuenglingbusch light<---- i am hereyuenglinghoney whiskeybusch lighthoney whiskeyhoney whiskey??????????PROFIT!!!!
>>200229785pbrpbryuenglingyuenglingyuenglingyuenglingjagermeister + peach snappspbrplus some ediblesthat's it I think also had a gyro and am about to have some meat pies
this election is cringe
they all are
I can't disagree
eating a meat piecut up some chicken and marinated it for tomorrow's curry
I'm the john crichton of /dixie/ thrown onto a strange general, a living general, with strange alien virgin freaks
are you talking about dixie? there are many non virgins in dixie. I'm pretty sure.
t. virgin freak
me? why, I am eating candy/dixie/? a strong suspicion is held that they are most definitely seething
you're a petulant child
t, seethign
might take a snooze soon.
Do negrooes wear timbsI thought it's a white girl thing
yes niggerfolks popularized the trendthere's some stupid shit about it being associated with drug dealers during the winter but that's probably some jew record label shit I heard third hand or whateverI don't associate it with "white girls" are you think of uggs?
>>200232918Before uggs the timbs were hot shit and every whie woman between 16-30
>>200232849no it's definitely a nigger thing
Love waking up drunk before the sun comes up
>love waking updon't quite agreeI'd go so far as to say that I always regret waking up
it's so fucking over for turd worlders
good thing the poster who will not be named left
the danger of oldfags returning is that we might have a repeat of /dixie/'s g*ng*rp*d* arc
the what
g*ngerp*do
Come onSay it one more time...
NIGGERP3DO
Only oldfags will remember the real castropost
scrambled eggsand toastmmhmmm
Yea boii
Young people have taken to drinking and smashing shit every saturday in my town, whats a good method to stop vandalism or at least protect my home?
>>200247146>>200247146>>200247146New>>200246224GunJust buy a Gun®
>>200247188https://youtu.be/hRJtLjSUhb8
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