>tfw no bug hating, stacked gf edishNuke'd : >>200152750
>>200190775I like this OP better
Bakery is closed for a month, it's over.>>200191497This is the first thread anyway.But the other thread had schizo babble that was deleted.>>200179357VGH.
>>200191550other thread is still up, unless you mean there were three threadsin which case /med/ders have been acting very naughty
>>200191720I meant it had the first you. And then...https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/200190820/#200190820
>>200191768I hate Canadians so fucking much.
Good morning /med/, currently wageying.>>200191550I'll repost it so nobody misses it.
>>200191965
>call the bank>they fail to transfer the call to the right person>they call backhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bkSluDnNek
Good morning. I saw a turkey IRL for the first time ever this morning. It was also kind enough to shout out its call for me.
>>200192668>I AM WHIIITE
>>200192717Kek. I need to amend my route because the latest addition can potentially turn me into roadkill.
>>200190775Based edish. It's an honor to lose the thread rivalry to ST autism.
>>200192668>I saw a turkey IRL for the first time
catnigga will look at thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uga84Z_Mg4Qand call her a disgusting subhuman
>>200192818Felt like a Breizh edition>>200193076Sexo.
Hi /med/.Today is the first day of my life I tie up my hair.
>>200193534Where did you find this video of me.
>>200194169Is this you also?
>>200193133could have been yeah. It was the kind of spastic shit I needed today
>>200193534what's the point of having long hair?
>>200194270Not me, my evil twin.I am a pacifist.
>>200194300Coping because I'm loosing my hair. >>200194305Not convinced.
>>200194346How could a gentle ape who drinks coffee punch someone.
>>200194369I would feel safer with a bear, sorry.
>>200194411She's lucky it's not a brown bear.
>>200194447Yeah, like black bears are just big dogs, ammarite?
>>200194346understandable
>>200194482Their smaller size makes them less brave.
>>200194346Losing hair isn't that bad. It's just a big turnoff for women and being bald will insure continued celibacy. It is great if you want to stay pure.
>>200194487yee>>200194503Now that I think of it, I saw black and polar bears but haven't seen a brown bear yet. >>200194546>It is great if you want to stay pure. Too late for that. But it seems to be a cunny magnet somehow.
>>200194760>But it seems to be a cunny magnet somehow.It's not. Being handsome is a pussy magnet.
>>200194928>Being handsome is a pussy magnetRead my sentence again, that's not what I said.
Good day med am back, it's the weekend
Portugal sent 107 police officers to Paris for the gamespractically a military occupation, kneel froggies
sometimes we should stop and think about how much we /med/ers changed all those years90% of regular posters are all better than they were before
>>200195750Gotta protect the portugueses roses from the brutish lads
>mosellenew car new job soon to be sexhaver>girondebetter job new apartment became a fakecel>maltanon losing weight trying not to be a neet anymore>venetanonhates women even more and has a good uni carreer>brescianon had sex I think>catnigganew high paying job will probably be rich in 2-3 years>portuchadhe was already a chad but got a son>galicianonfakecel has a gf now>twink couplelive together have gaysex everyday>brunestill black and still a fakecel probably had sex with cute white french women that worship his BBCI don't know if I missed someone but this is the proof that life EVENTUALY gets betterGod helps those who help themselves
>>200195839the Anglos sent even more copsyou might see some bobbies out in the streets of paris
>>200196079
>>200196079>catnigga>new high paying job will probably be rich in 2-3 yearsDid I miss something ?
>>200196218he does not have it NOW but he will soon
>>200197374if you dont use olive oil then you are not a med
Ok, so the national sports channel is going to be continuously broadcasting the Olympics.
>>200196079>new high paying job will probably be rich in 2-3 yearsI'm not sure where you get your sources from, but they are laughably inaccurate.It's over for me.
>>200197374you alright for an arabist imbecile
>>200195077Yeah but still doesn't apply to me I guess. Do you see many young girls into baldies?>>200196079Very based and very true. Last but not least, you! A chad with a gf, a nice job and an encyclopedic knowledge of supermarket sandwiches.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHabGRY5WycWhat did he think of your country ?
>>200198422>peppa pigI've never been more embarrassed or ashamed of my country. We should have had something better to show the world.
>>200198479One of my coworker's kid loves Peppa Pig
>>200198422>Nickelodeon
>>2001984221:25:59 c tier
>>200198630Why is this show broadcast in so many countries? It's not even that good. Is it anglophilia or something?
>laze around the first days of the new job assignment >hurry up a little by the end>already more progress than most other employees >boss decided to add an extra day for the assignment anywayI'm just built different.
>bossman scheduled a progress meeting
Is the hate against tourists mostly just in Barcelona? Are there other places where people hate tourists?
>>200199207I think you can find graffiti with "refugees welcome tourism out" in almost any major city but it's very rare for people to go bother tourists like it happened recently in Barcelona.
>bossman takes the afternoon off>tells us we can slack it awayLove you boss but I was gonna do that anyway
>watch trailer for upcoming HoI4 mod>it's pure schizokinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onghS9ELZRAtrue burgerpunk
>>200200371wanna play?
>Got a mail>Hey, rent is up by 3.5%Between this and the 200€ I got from the state for reasons I ignore, I thing it's not so bad.
Greetings, fellow Romans.
>>200199585Does everybody in France just slack? How does anything ever get done?
>>200200993The mighty migrants of course.Nah it's just giga-wagies, they work tirelessly.
>>200200371Can't wait to play version 0.1a in two years, and the mega-update 0.2b three years after that.
>>200200484mod is only in October, and I don't really play MP>>200201139lel
Doing bounty hunting with Polebro on RDO. The "alive" part in "Dead or alive" is very optional.
>>200202540I mean, why bother.
>>200202540based
>>200202656It doesn't affect gold payment so, yeah.>>200203288Bound up lots of women looking like that.
>>200200371Hahahaha, beautiful :D>>200202540I'm trying to be merciful just because it'll get us more money. That's what I assume(d), at least :D
>>200203543Oh no.
Nordic woman casually eating raw meat on the street: >>200202399Starting to understand why the Spanish don't want these people in their country.
>>200204847I would try to remain unnoticed but she could smell my fear and bite my leg anyway.
Today I killed 430.000 fish
>>200204994Were they kicked out of 109 fisheries beforehand?
>>200204847ngl that's pretty hotstrong palaeolithic aura
>>200204994did you release aquariums cleaning products instead of food lmaoi guess you meant not by mistake though
>>200204938>smell my fearYou know, in sometimes, fear-infused sweat is considered a delicacy.>>200205132If that's how our ancestors used to behave, that's terrifying.The average paleolithic woman could probably beat up a modern metropolitan man.
Weak people are occupying the bench again.
>>200200993Ironically, the availability of slack makes me more productive. Knowing I can just take a break whenever strengthens my moral fiber and feeling of duty.It's like those prisons where prisoners are free to leave and they actually stay inside the whole sentence.>>200204994Holy shit, that's genocide tier levels. You can win any game of "never have I ever" in parties.
>>200205684She would have to catch me first, I am very good at running away from brutes.
Yes yes, cool theme egyptians, cool theme, however i hate playing your shit civilization
>>200206561>AoM Egyptians crying about having to micro the Pharaoh>AoE Egyptians flooding the entire map with chariots and playing eurobeat as they drive-by shoot entire enemy civilizationsalso killed theme as wellhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBOdr4LVuQw
Today's training.Block bench press, 3x3 with 150 kg, 3x6 with 137.5 kg.Smith machine incline bench press 3x8 with 75 kg (had to do 95 kg but I'm bad at maths).Machine OHP 3x8 with 95 kg.Cable triceps extensions 3x8 with 45 kg.Are you also oligophrenic in your country, /med/?
>>200207727What's the longest you've gone without exercising in recent memory? How many days of not lifting at the gym does it for you to start feeling physically and mentally weaker?
I need a redhead/blonde British rose
>>200208491>What's the longest you've gone without exercising in recent memory?I think two days.>How many days of not lifting at the gym does it for you to start feeling physically and mentally weaker?One.
>>200208491Wait, I remembered I think like two years ago I couldn't train for three or four days because of the flu or covid, whatever I got.
>>200208610don't we all amigodon't we all
>>200208895I can feel my norman ancestry kicking in.
>>200208491So what's your thoughts on Fallout London? To me looks like tons of fun.
>>200209004arent you from bordeaux
>>200209771No, that's G-man.Beside my ancestry is from multiples regions.
this is what I have to show for this day of work
>>200209157Unfortunately, I have no comprehensive thoughts at this time, because apparently you need a degree in Computer Science and 10 years experience working in IT to install the mod, so I haven't played it yet.I think it looks amazing from the trailer, although I cringed at the weird fake accent. I'm having trouble finding a good version of the map, but I think it covers the area I live in, so I want to see if I can find any nearby landmarks when I finally get around to playing it.
>>200209917I reformed the Roman Empire starting as Lombardy in the Ante Bellum mod.
>>200210181>Bielorussian city controlling kiev instead of kevian rusanother Lukashenko win
>>200205106Only 5.37M to go>>200205205>>200206012Some of my coworkers fucked up the reproductive cycle and all the larvae had to be killed, I wonder what my killstrike will be by the end of the year
>>200210106>Unfortunately, I have no comprehensive thoughts at this time, because apparently you need a degree in Computer Science and 10 years experience working in IT to install the mod, so I haven't played it yet.Got it, catfren. To be fair, if you have F4 on GOG then you can apparently just install it and it'll work right out of the box, with Steam it can be just like you said, a lotta trouble.>I'm having trouble finding a good version of the map, but I think it covers the area I live in, so I want to see if I can find any nearby landmarks when I finally get around to playing it.Maybe you would be able to find your house even, who knows.
>>200210181>I reformed the Roman Empire starting as LombardyWtf
>>200210727Ante Bellum is a alt history mod where Lombardy exists as a small kingdom withing the HRE, but it's basically the lands of the Duchy of Milan.
>>200210650So it's not you fr frTotal larvae death
>>200210181alt-history?also we wuz al-andaluz n shiet in 1741but if it's paradoxposting you want, check this outmod is make america again, it's kind of shit but funny in a 2016 election kind of way
>>200210826No but I had to burn them alive with Hydrogen peroxide, the company just lost and entire generation of fish, close to 4.000.000 € down the drain, I fully expect some higher up having a meeting with us next weekNot my problem thought
>>200210923>burn them alivemost human galician
>>200210967The fuckers here send them down the drain, when after days of surviving on the yolk sac they starve to deathI prefer to use my method, they simply dissolve into nothingness, is what awaits for all of us after all
>>200210658I own Fallout 4 on Steam, I never bothered to buy it on GoG. I wish it were like Enderal, where it's literally just a one-click download, perfectly retard friendly.>Maybe you would be able to find your house even, who knows.Imagine finding your house in a video game, entering it, and everything is modelled exactly the same as it is in real life. I would physically and mentally shit my pants.Are you going to play it? I'm waiting for someone in /med/ to tell me if it's good or not, while I do another playthrough of DOS2.
>>200211262I would play it but I need to download like 100 GB of shit to install it and I have a small hard drive in my laptop and it's almost filled already and I'm not going to uninstall Honkai to play it.
>>200211262I still need to finish my Fallout 4 campaign I started in June;I'll probably play the mod next year once I'm again eager to play Fallout 4 and it will be fixed and optimised
>>200211121Where does that drain go thoughbeit? The sea? Wouldn't they get eaten? I guess it's not the sea but some used water thing perhaps
>>200211417>The sea?Yeah, eventually, but first it goes to a water reserve, but even if they reached the sea the larvae were seriously deformed and wouldn't have been able to survive
>>200211262>own Fallout 4 on steam>look up installation>don't understand what half the words mean>click a single button on steam and go play total war insteadfrom what I've read people are liking it, but unless someone makes a retard proof youtube tutorial I won't get there>Imagine finding your house in a video game, entering it, and everything is modelled exactly the same as it is in real life.thank goodness nobody ever ever sets their games in portugal then
I'm currently undergoing a hornyfication process. The suffering intensifies.
I DON'T CARE ABOUT LADY GAGA KEEP SHOWING THE BOATS DAMN IT.>>200211633>webmUltra based.>>200210923>>200204994Damn.
>>200211853I do care about lady gaga, especially when she's in clown make-up
Bhutanese win.Kinoer boat>botswana
>>200211923I just want to see the flags.>>200212125I hope Malta is on a luzzu and I'm expecting the USA on an aircraft carrier.
>>200211262>I would physically and mentally shit my pants.Would as well, damn...>Are you going to play it?I'd love to, but I don't have F4 anywhere, I've watched walkthroughs though and I find it rather OK, like the voices and accents are pretty British at least, faces as well, cute and accurate ambience, the train tickets as the post-war currency is pretty funny though, the only thing I dislike is the fact that the main character is mute and mentally through telepathy speaks with whoever he talks to, I understand it's done in order to immerse more and that was the same with classic Fallouts and 3, NV, but could just do an option like turn on or turn off the main character's voice and all. because without it looks like they had no time or means to accomplish it, but other than that I haven't seen any flaws or something. The premise is also neat.>while I do another playthrough of DOS2.Based, took a little (BIG) hiatus desu, couldn't make myself to play anything although still gotta finish my list of vidyas to beat, I think when aging it gets difficult to actually keep playing games like before since there is less and less time or if not time then motivation.
>France le bad>traditions le bad>let's just put le hecking French symbol for the JO though
I like this little dude running around.
>>200212125I agree, Bhutan was pretty cool.>botswanakek no fucking way they didn't know
No way.
>>200211320>>200211361>>200211633Stop making excuses and play the game. I need to know if it's good before I commit an entire day to installing it - though I will say that the fact that it's so complicated to install does not bode well for the quality of the game. I am sure we all remember how Fallout: The Frontier turned out. None of us wants a repeat of that>>200212390>the only thing I dislike is the fact that the main character is mute and mentally through telepathy speaks with whoever he talks toI prefer it this way. Voiced protagonist in Fallout 4 was a mistake, and contributed to the dumbed down dialogue because they would have needed to record many more lines.Might just play the whole game on mute so I don't have to listen to British people for hours at a time.>I think when aging it gets difficult to actually keep playing games like before since there is less and less time or if not time then motivation.Are you suffering from Tired Gamer Syndrome? I had that for a long time too, and only recently snapped out of it.
Jesus Christ what is this gay shit.
>>200212980was wondering the same thing, what's up with every dude looking like a massive faggot, including nogsi mean it as expected though
>>200213042Expected visual pollution. I did not expect Gojira tho.
>>200212919I think if there were sexable deathclaws in London we would have heard about it by now
Muting time.
Here we go
Humiliation ritual
>>200212980When the stereotypes aren't wrong
That fag asian was the most repulsive thing I've seen, even more so than that rappin nigga.
Finally, more boats.>>200213346Kek
>>200213372>fag asianDamn, I missed Luna.
>>200212919>I am sure we all remember how Fallout: The Frontier turned outNot really, I barely followed the events
>>200213372kek was thinking the same.
>>200212919>Are you suffering from Tired Gamer Syndrome? I had that for a long time too, and only recently snapped out of it.Yep, hope would deal with it too.>I prefer it this way. Voiced protagonist in Fallout 4 was a mistake, and contributed to the dumbed down dialogue because they would have needed to record many more lines.Sarcastic lines are killing though, can't even see what are you about to say in 4.>Might just play the whole game on mute so I don't have to listen to British people for hours at a time.Or just skip the dialogues left-clicking.>>200213178Basado.
They should be on a kwassa kwassa fr
>>200212919I actually play Fallout games with Italian dubbingHaving tried both, the Italian version is way better in my opinion
Safest boat trip the refugee team had ever been on, btw.
Somalia should be on a pirate ship.
And Spain should've been on a Manowar.
>>200213605And them on a dinghy.
>>200213452Furry shit, feetfag shit, non consent slave play, talking deathclaw and other cringe fanfiction races like weird fairies...
>sharing a boat
>>200213452https://youtu.be/eqZPd29NcSQenjoy fren
Oh no not those yellow demons.
The broadcast is all fucked up on my part.
>>200214478on my end*
>
A nice pink screen.
National tv is fucking useless. Italian tv it is.
K A Z A K H S T A N
>gee kosovo, how did you get two flags
>gee france, how did you get white flag
>Maltoids belongings: gone
Lovely company we got.
Props to our channel for getting the broadcast back up.
Portuchad with the mozambique group kek
Oh look, it is Gironde.
Lmao France what is this shit?
The last fag supper.
ACK
Sports?
Showing pakistan and then this thingkek
LADY
Why was there a little girl among the freaks on the catwalk?
>>200215997they exiged to be paid in advance
>mfw French delegation is in the yellow coat of breizhotwink
Czechia feels out of place fr
>>200216159Nooo
>Ukrainians ducking for cover when a drone starts filming them
>>200216621Kek.
>>200213591I'm a little offended that you would choose to play a video game in its non-native language (when that language is English), and I struggle to believe that the Italian dub could possibly be superior.Please tell me this is just an isolated case and that you do not regularly play video games with dubbing (or watch dubbed movies for that matter).>>200213452>Not really, I barely followed the eventsIt was a complete trainwreck.>>200213498What do you do when not playing video games anyway? How do you manage to fill the hours in the day?
Sacrebleu.
Loving every second of it
>>200217195imagine being that female expert in trannyism, able to identify them probably even without notesfucking commentator i swearand the normals commentators speeching about genocide and war, just shut the fuck up
Was the whole thing organized by zoomers or by boomers trying to attract zoomers?
>>200217309It was organized by the antichrist
>>200217342>no birds>billions must die>>200217309they should have slacked more
>>200217245The Italian one is completely ignoring all the LGBT shit>>200217342Man it's really awful to watch
No commentators on my end thank God.
>>200217245Commentators completely confused over this schizo shit, even stopped talking lol
I'm so glad we kicked the French out.
>>200217492In that alternate reality, the germanic menace is destroyed, preventing communism and its subvertion
Unironically loved the techno
>ImagineOf course.
Why no reference to Asterix and Obelix?
>>200217540Imagine there's no nafris.
>>200217600it's ovix...maybe the rugby ceremony wasn't so bad
>>200217598of course.>>200217600not dynamic enough to make a scene around it I guess.
>>200217598Imagine is the only thing trannies can do because they'll will never be women
And suddenly...The assassins' creed nigga use the torch to unleash Sodom and Gomorrah while this playshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4SnIJJCH8w
>>200216695>What do you do when not playing video games anyway? How do you manage to fill the hours in the day?Eh just browsing Youtube and occasionally something else, I'd say I do sporadic things without any planning like I can sleep til 4 PM maybe then I woke up and go eat or whatever, then blah-blah, so it's pretty traditional NEET life if you will. Lately I was watching game reviews, for example Boiling Point from the most apathetic (OK, just too calm for some reason) guy ever: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt-5pq9uwdw
Cool horsey.>>200217737Kek.>>200217738KEK.
Old guy zoom jumpscare
Imagine making something gayer than the Eurovision
>give up the tranny, she-elf
Luv the old footages of athletes parading vgh...
>camera changes shot as soon as the Maltese flagbearer is in front.You son of a bitch.
That segment is quite kino
Which med country should I go to in order to get a gf?
I came here the first time in the day to talk about the Olympiad.But first, kill them, kill them all galicianon-sama.Now, what the fucking goddamn fuck is this goddamn motherfucking shit. What the hell, who approved this stupid globohomo shit.
Armour hoodie.
>>200218235Some committee somewhere
I hereby acknowledge the sheer superiority of the NHS segment of the Brit Olympiad compared to this horseshit.
*trip*>it's sleepy joe
>>200218369That was 12 years ago though, since faggotry progressed a lot
This is the first time that I'm watching the opening ceremony btw. Quite the edition to start with.
WHERE IS MY ASTÉRIX ET OBÉLIX, MACARONI YOU FUCKWHERE IS MY DAME JOAN D’ARC, WHERE IS MY NAPOLÉON DABBING ON THE WORLD, WHERE IS CHARLEMAGNE, THE LUMIÈRE BROTHERS AAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>>200218463Same
>>200218463Quite the parody, I’m seething, the Olympiad is supposed to be a sacred affair.
I only stand up for one anthem, bitch.>>200218501Too French.
>>200218501>THE LUMIÈRE BROTHERS AAAAAAHHHHHHHHThey did a bit about them
>>200218551If they were held in Malta there would be no ceremony because the power would go off 10 seconds in.
>>200218461It should have declined since social media started
Many twinks in the chorale
Fuck the refugee team, where are my gorgeous Russian Olympic babes?
>>200218602I seriously laughed, it’s sad but you hit the right spot anyway.
>>200218748
Chuddies cannot handle queer french culture
>>200218956Nor do I want to.
Forgot about the ceremony and only started watching now but it seems nothing of value was lost. Only seen the weird ass knight riding over the water. The sky is crying.
>>200218913Is Maltese beer good?>>200218956Neither the queerness nor the sheer amount of qts in the organisation.
>>200219045Brought a maltese beer to my dad and he said it was piss
Damn, this guy whines.>>200219045It is decent.
By the way, if breakdancing is an Olympic sport, so should Paintball, Airsoft, and Buhurt be.
>>200219119>>200219135The duality of man.>>200219202What is buhurt? Because I’d get gold because of the opening ceremony.
>>200219276https://youtu.be/cU4oG5rr-ms?si=Js1PrEBjTGi34phF
>>200219202>Paintballjust use real bulletshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvoCK_CH2Rswe'll call it gun-fu
>>200219202i read buthurt at first kek
ZIZOU
>>200219374Wew.>>200219380Kek.
Nigga looking uncomfortable as fuck lmao
I was scared for a second there, too many wh*teoids
>Old white giving it to blacks
>Celine Dion singing at a ceremony with a lot of sea vessels involved.Bad omen.>>200220516Subtle.
I didn't watch the ceremony and chose to play HoI IV instead.
>>200220699Fascist scum.
Broadcast over here.
lmao the tranny expert is crying
>>200220699I played Powerwash Simulator while listening to true crime podcasts.Which mod did you play and, more importantly, which political ideology?
>>200220878I smell Francophobia.
>>200220878Totalist Britain in Kaiserreicch.I guess >>200220736 wasn't too far off.
Show's over, good luck to med countries
>>200220699>>200220699I would have watched it but 1. I don't give a shit2. much more importantly we're at war with both the Thracians and the Boeotians, get on the fucking chariot>>200220915>Totalistas far as syndies goes at least you picked the least cringy, make sure Mosley goes full sicko mode
>>200220910I was going to watch the ceremony, but I couldn't be bothered to find a stream, and I've always refused to sign up for any kind of BBC/ITV online player thing.>>200220915>totalist britainVery based, hopefully this will set you on the pathway to becoming a chud like the rest of us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDdp29SMD1k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxjEd2SOrcwI really really really want her to be my gf
Goodnight.
>>200221311Weirdly, unexplainably attractive woman.
>>200221311>video published 3 hours agoYouTube's algorithm knows full well your interests in women.>>200221470Very simple to explain, she's clearly from British stock.
Now that things are calm again, back to Total War.>>200221175Going to conquer the Gaetians alongside my ally Tyllis, because the backstabing scythians are back in the fold.Still, taking too much time with northern Black Sea and letting Pontus, Armenia and the others get too strong there, but I want to have good base of operations beforehand, and those coastal greek colonies have delicious trade incomes.
>>200221520She is of 100% British heritage, I would recognise that phenotype anywhere.However, British women are universally ugly, hence the paradox.Perhaps she is producing oscillations by vibrating at the exact same frequency as Mediterranean women, and that's why she seems nice.
>>200221712there isn't much profit to be made in the steppes, maybe now that they're no longer throatsinging all over your colonies you'll have the time and men to go conquer northern Anatolia
Such a shame how the Levant dissociated itself from Latin and Greek.Wish the Levant kept good connections with Southern Europe.t. Palestinian
>>200221470Thick eyebrows, black eyes and tomboy cleverness is a deadly combo>>200221520Indeed, a slave to my own desires
>>200221311https://youtu.be/wRyC8yQBeYYI want to shag her (in my country)
>>200222217You can't, I already claimed her!
>>200222310Damn, so close
>>200222507Fastest qt claimer in the whole West
>>200222601cool hat
>>200221311Counterfeit aubrey plaza
guess we're waiting
