Which one of you hurt him
is there a context for this image or are you implying that we hurt a car?
>>200196560I hurt cars
>>200196477Poor little guy. He needs an oil change.
>>200196477Many serial killers started by abusing cars.
>>200196477Poor baby
>>200196477I look like that
>>200196560Yes
>>200197092Post a picture of yourself
>>200197587
>>200197669I don't know what else I was expecting
I'm transit btw not sure if that matters
>>200197790hahah fuck off
>>200197839It's ok I can take a real beating
>>200196560I key cars for fun
>>200197956Sorry but you can't pass and you'll never be a Mazda.
>>200197980he can't keep getting away with it
>>200197980
I believe my true self is that of a 1978 Honda Civic. That is who I truly am on the inside, my soul-being. To express this aspect of my personality I draw pictures of myself as an anthropomorphic 1978 Honda Civic and share them with others of my kind. My girlfriend is an 1975 AMC Gremlin, and we are soul-mates. Automobile soul-mates. I communicate with others of my kind mostly through the internet, but sometimes we attend conventions. People persecute us for our true selves. My neighbor threatened to call the cops on me just for talking to his Escort. I'm not even into Fords, but that's besides the point. Just because I AM a car doesn't mean I'm going to have relations with just every car I see. It's not about the sex, though there is a 1955 Chevy Bel-Air I will never forget. You never forget your first. But I'm sick of people saying I'm perverted and wrong, and that I'm not really a car I'm just crazy. They don't understand, I have just as much right to the road as they do. Those assholes at the DMV are the worst, but I'd rather not talk about that ugly incident of carsecution. I have a good mechanic, though. You've never lived until you've had this guy change your oil. It doesn't make me gay, because I'm a Honda, not really a person. Your morality doesn't apply to me. I am a car. Beep beep, mother fucker. Deal with it.
>>200197669you really doare you guys related, perchance?
>>200200937you want to rimjob that stinky ford exhaust with the burnt oil
>>200200937>I'm not even into FordsSure, that's what they all say.
