snow angels
>>200197560cocksucker
Mental elves are actually better when sleep derived. Like being slightly drunk
Honestly, this is gonna be the first Olympics in history where we see female athletes squatting over at the starting line shitting their pants
>>200197560as weird a country as america is, bald eagles are a sick national animal
Reposting on the topic of fat cunts. Been lifting for a long while, 3x a week, pretty respectable numbers. I’m 5’10, was 15st4 and didn’t do cardio, my resting HR in the 80s. Started doing 30 mins of zone 2 cardio, 2-3x a week, and bringing my bodyfat down so now I’m 13st9. Resting HR is now 52. Aiming for around 5000 steps per day too. It’s not easy but it is simple. Also, this was over the course of the last five months or so.
and now we meet in an abandoned studiowe hear the playback and it seems so long ago
>>200197611I develop lowered inhibition and very poor judgement when sleep deprivedworse than when drunk
>>200197625americans lied about the noise they make so they appear cooler. that big roar they make? isnt a bald eagle lol
getting blacked
Mad how many tradesmen are piping smoking hot milves every day, yet Assistant Data Analyst Technicians get turned down by escorts who lie about being on their periods
ohwa ohwa
>>200197624These cunts lost their wallets? Too cheap to go to Tèsco to buy some themselves?
sausage butty on the boil
>>200197624Being smart with what you eat at the Olympics has always been a thing.Many a top athlete talks about how they eat nothing but chicken nuggets from McDs while there since it's high protein and they can guarantee it's been cooked properly in a clean kitchen. Bear in mind they're only there for like 2-3 days before their event so eating McNuggets isn't going to fuck them; all their hard work has been done years in advance.
>>200197624Remember when Paula Radcliffe shat her sen while running a marathon
just read that harry potter cast unforgivable curses like 6 times but i've read all the books and don't remember him doing that at alldesu i always thought he was a bit of a bitch for casting expelliarmus instead of avada kedavra in his final showdown against voldy
>>200197660lol didn't know what you meant until i saw this, had no idea about thathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEmYEQ78zS0
>>200197624bet you all the chefs are clueless african and arab diversity hires
>>200197687Tescaux
>>200197677>Mad how many tradesmen are piping smoking hot milves every daydoes this actually happen
>>200197710i remember harry casts crucio on someone, dunno who or in what book though
>>200197733In my imagination? Yes.
>>200197643yay
>>200197701yeah? name 5
can feel a mega wank coming
yo cody brits be like ello im arry pottur innit
>>200197320need them to bring this backhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CU6Oq_IpH4c
>>200197710He did imperio a fair few times towards the end of the series, especially when him, Ron and Hermione were on the run looking for Horcruxes. He definitely used it on a Gringotts banker. I think he tried to use Crucio at one point, probably on Bellatrix LeStrange but it didn't work because he lacked gumption.
gay homosexuals be like corrr is that a blokes hairy pooey arsehole? my favourite
>>200197759How many men will you be wanking at your mega wank?
>>200193550 >>200192654 >>200192844 >>200193922 >>200194499 .
>>200197733Yeah it's really common, it's like the top housewife fantasy to be taken by a burly tradesman
want to go for morning incelwalks but feel extremely aware of my hands or what I’m wearing when I’m walking
>>200197741apparently he tried unsuccessfully to use it on bellatrix after she killed sirius
>>200197777LMMAAAAOOOOO Zachary dude they're all like >Bo'Oh'O'Wa'er of woter init bruv
lot of geminis in today
>>200197804are you still going on lol
strange man
>>200197847>how dare you reply to a postbizarre
jsa is only 390 a monthwhat the fuck
On call for my redundancy toil and been called in on Monday. Wonder if i'll end up in on Tuesday and Wednesday as well. Thought I was already done. Now i'll have to do goodbyes on Monday and probably end up back in on Tuesday and do goodbyes on Tuesday and probably be back in on Wednesday and do goodbyes on Wednesday. It's all a bit much.
Taxes up, benefits down, pensions untouched, more asylum seekers to pay for. Welcome to Labours Britain
>>200197849ngl musk is good example that even beta incel freaks can shaghave to a billionairebut still
>>200197751Never reply to me again.
>>200197870not really that interested mate to be frank
I feel like I was just destined to dress like a bum. I feel like I'd look like a speccy virge beyond belief in a suit.
>>200197854think its more bizarre to spend hours arguing about trifling matters on /brit/ personally
wish i'd been born in the 1860s
>>200197854the most evasive “reply” i’ve ever seen
>>200197865Legitimately take home more than that every working day
>>200197849Mad how his autistic niche interest went from space travel and engineering to breeding women and browsing twitter
>>200197845I don't believe in astrology but I'm a Sagittarius and we're a sceptical lot :)
>>200197865Should be much much less
>>200197890the bankers, the bonuses?
>>200197924i'm an aquariuslots of compatibility there x
>>200197896didnt arsk
get me stroked off
>>200197624If this was a UK olympics the wockwombling brexshitshmbler centrist dads would be out in full force by now
>>200197951yet you were told
can’t stop listening to brainbombs and feeling myself become more twisted, perverse, and incel than I already am
arse crapping a shit from my arse
let's face it, scientific thought and scepticism makes the world soulless
>>200197965didn't listen
>>200197967dare I ask what these are
people just lose interest or can’t be bothered to deal with diego after a certain point because you know he’ll have an incel meltdown and drag it out for hours. so you just don’t bother
That was Mental Elves, with Assistant Data Analyst Technicians.Next up is a band I first saw off the beaten path at the Glastonbury festival. They'd made their own stage out of empty beer crates, and had an audience of about half a dozen, myself included. As is often the case at an impromptu performance like that, everyone there had a fabulous time regardless. They're called Incelwalks, and this is a track taken from their second album He Lacked Gumption. It's called Mega Wank.
>>200197987didnt read
A pint of lager. And what's going to get me on the dance floor? I don't know... "Sweet Caroline."
>>200197865Christ mate Here’s me making 12-20k a month shorting the stock market and here’s you complaining the jsa doesn’t pay enough
>>200197849He’s managed two sets of twins and tripletsWonder what the odds are on that
>>200197996haven't engaged with even a single time and don't know why anyone would
keep ordering things I like and then returning them, I think I’ve got a genuine mental problem where I feel like I can’t use or ruin the purity of new things and just end up collecting them but I don’t know what this would be called
>>200197967could never get into them
>>200197900mayhaps but i like to give people a reply unless they're completely hopeless which fair enough this one may well be>>200197913how so?
>>200198001>>200198049
>>200197988https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FblH_C0OZOosick incel rock
dunno whether I should squeeze one out or keep that pent-up wank temptation energy about me for the rest of the day
Don't want to be at work. I'm so tired. And my tummy hurts.
>>200198001quite funny
>>200198031you probably have unwittingly. you think he always does his fake typo affectation when he’s not using his name? nah
>>200198085oh right it's just a bandthought it was some new sissy hypno audio thing
I'm working lateCause I'm a singerHe looks so cuteWrapped around my finger
>>200198122it’s pretty much a headphones only genre, there’s no way I could let people know I listen to it with some of the lyrics
>>200198115Camera's down here mate
>>200198132You're working lateCause you're a stackerYou look like a blokeAnd you're a spacker
shavetoil looms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClSVzlObxSc
>>200198183pfffffftskekramamkemkaing
>>200198232please don’t make me say the line
Any rugbaleeg man in
what exactly was moz on about when he sang that some girls are bigger than others? vaginal cavities?
biggest most insecure insufferable cunts I’ve ever known or seen at work in the office have been rugby fans who look like chudjaks, just can’t get into it since then
enough with your excuses rorke, get them wanked off
>>200198301Body positivity
SNOOP DOGG X OLYMPICSWEED X BLAZE
Carol Vorderman blocked me on twitterI've literally never even interacted with her once lmao
>>200198301that was my thought when i listened to that album a week ago after not having listened to it for about 10 years
i think rachel riley singlehandedly made me into a bigot, what an insufferable cunt
>>200198034its called being a woman
haemorrhoids stinging
dont think a wild tribesman would possess what we would approximate to clothing
>>200198343strange how the blackest of coal from the deepest central Africa mines always results in the most valuable gems
>>200198028and 3 trannies lmao
>>200198326I think they have software that auto blocks half of twitter because they follow "problematic" accounts. Dunno why someone would actively box themselves into a bubble like that. Of course, we still get to read their aggressively uninformed shite.
>>200198388Africa doesn't have coal
>>200198397Do you mate? That's mental
>>200198410All of it gets burned of course
>>200198417Or maybe she saw the kind of stuff you post and blocked you because of that.
>>200198343>imagine a wild tribesman whipping off his clothing, elephant tusk jungle bbc already fully erect at the sight of her porcelain skin, and wildly pumping is throbbing purple headed python until he covers them in his potent african cream
I want to restI just don’t understand why people aren’t nice to me
*aggressively uninforms you*
Zero hype Olympics
All these incel will be shocked when they see that Africans are just rural Indians
Nice little good news story today
>>200198494maybe you’re mean
>>200198513Sounds like slave labour
Been playing fallout 4 latelyWiped out the railroad, allied with the brotherhood, about to wipe out the institute, and seething that I can't kill the minutemen
It's actually not that warm out
>>200198513great, now vegans can't eat plants any more
Fucking hell India is actually fifth world This is one of the main roads as well in a town in southern India I’d imagine if you went through the back streets, houses, rubble and waste would just all blend together in some disgusting squalor
like spaniels but sick of fuckinf seeing everyone with them
>>200198531it's 21c hereroom temperature and sunny
>>200198530I never kill railroad they're nice
>>200197625Bald eagles just need my love and care
>>200198530in what world would anyone ever care
>>200198531think girls will be in bikinis in the park?
in bed crying
>>200198530Remember playing Fallout 4, getting to the brotherhood of steel and there seemed to be a mission where I was in some giant airship or something and I suddenly realised how shit the game was, dropped it and never played it again. It was the beginning of the end for Todd
>>200198562Yeah I think it's supposed to be 20 or so bi tbit of a breeze and some rain on the air
ktim
>>200198553most of England looks like this but the only difference is the colour of the houses
>>200198575Well I for one won't be
I’m sure gaslighting and all those other Reddit words are actually somewhat real and do effect some people and some relationships but it’s hard to take them seriously and I’m never going to
>organising plans tonight>cunt i hate is coming along actually gutted makes the night so much worsejust always fucking moaning and being weird
>>200198589get a dog, I hear their love is unconditional
>>200198596*affect
>>200198615blog on you insufferably boring bastard
i really have absolutely no interest in whatever it is you have to say you boring yank bastardtake your coma inducing blogs and fuck off out the thread
nobody:literally nobody:rorke: im on that good kush and alcohol~
Why are horses such grotty bastards
>>200198615kti how I imagine others feel about me when I get a sympathy invite
>>200198615yeah, we know the feeling*glances at everyone else ITT*
Mad how wages have only increased by 4x since the 80s but house prices have risen by 10x.
>>200198589kahteem sterlingI like playing guitar but I'm not passionate about music, I just like chipping away at a new song and getting better at it. If it actually helps my social and romantic life that's a bonus
>>200198660pick it up and put it on your roses, literal gold that stuff
Wet dog just bounded up to me and started sniffing meI smiled at the owner but I'm actually seethingControl your beast
>>200198620>snip their bollocks off>feed them bones and water>they still idolise youthat's just depressing
>>200198660what would you have them do?
>>200198660https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/1ec6q6i/im_an_english_man_travelling_india_fancied_some/Sure that’s not just this lads dinner?
>>200198660corrr put it in blender and drink poo smoothie
royal fail messing me about again
>>200198706Get their owners to pick up after them like dogs
>>200198685salaam aleikum brother
>>200198576ktim
>>200198708should've left it on reddit the first time too
>>200198615ktim but they stopped inviting me years ago
>>200198744I have no problem with dogs I do have a problem with untrained wet dogs making me wet
>>200198749just finished for the school holidays yeah?
>search for graduate job>90% that appear are care home workersOdd
>>200198615spike his drink
>>200198778Get the arses wiped
>>200198685saw some bint walking her dog and it stopped in the middle of the road and did a massive diarrhoea poo and she just walked off. surely she should have to clean that up like any other poo it does
>>200198772i don't know, have you?
On a training course with a load of lads / lasses. Make good friends. They all qualify, I fail. They all pretty much stonewall me, stop inviting me out and messaging me. Pretty shit like, I've just become a shut-in incel since then
>>200198771you are wet
>>200198772how would your imaginary opponent being young make crossposting reddit links okay?
>>200198815Not the point
>>200198810blog on
mad how you have to grind for years to get “experience” and be perceived as good at your job when most jobs are so fucking easy to get the hang of, I feel like I could do anything so much faster. 90% of the population seem to be incapable of learning new things fast or getting a clue.
What's a vaseline wank like?
it's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd_AOXgSOcc
>>200198859/brit/ not /advert/
>>200198799>>200198828why is it an issue? you are trying too hard to blend in
>>200198849such is the life of a >119 yet <130 IQ haver
Really would like some cute girls at work. Absolutely none in my office. Would give me a reason to look forward to work and put a bit more effort inCan see why hiring managers give women preferential treatment tbqh
>>200198879because it's redundant, either we've already seen it on reddit, or it's shoehorned in by someone too thick to be creativecrossposters at least would just post pictures, now we're literally just shoving links at eachotherdead internet theory
Would love to pick my nose but I'm in public
I have a low iq but comfortably climb the corporate ladder because I'm hard-working and people like me. all you autistic freaks with your high iq just complain you're too smart to have to put the effort in so just carry on picking up your dole cheques or stacking shelves lads
>>200198894smart enough to know you're thick but too stupid to be able to do anything about itwhat a cage
>>200198965I perceive the world in patterns and rhythms, we aren’t on the same level.
anyone ever seen the sopranos?
>>200198996utterly bizarre reponse
>>200198965imagine its like being very wealthy yet never having had sex
Mad how fridge freezers don't come with a switch that turns off the freezer for defrosting but keeps the fridge runningSort it out boffins its important
>>200199006not overweight nor foreign, so no
Need to use a load of double cream tonightMight make a tikka masala (veggie)
>>200199019hs?
>>200199033why aren’t you using yogurt
Would love to chuck myself off a bridge
>>200199033Get the cream sauce. Have a tikka masala. Have two.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2TtwW0zGPwktim when I act like a retard in /brit/ for attention
Ya know what they say; one man’s Willy is another man’s bum.
still cannot get over how black cunts in america wash their chicken with dish soapdo the blackies over here do it?
casual reminder that 3 character long posts are extremely low quality
>>200199045Because I've a load of double cream to useI feel I explained this
>>200199075Ye?
In the kitchen - all 2000s era machines!Hoover SIX Inter@ct AAA160 AAA Whisper 1600: November 2001Zanussi Electrolux ZWF1221W AQUACYCLE 1200: March 2009Miele W562 Prestige Plus 6: January 2008 - December 2009.Zanussi needs an armature/commutator inspection before trialling out.
>>200199048ktim
>>200199079Your mother
>>200199103>bra visiblevery disrespectful
>>200199073fuck off do theythat's really low IQ
>>200199042?
>>200199109Look at this one
>>200199103muslims actually vote for that midget cunt who looks like he's always about to start crying lmao>>200199121yep they genuinely do
>>200199073yep they do it here too. they're constantly told all it does it spread salmonella and other shit around sinks and the kitchen but they just say its muh culture. incredibly strange people
think I stopped wanting to learn guitar because 4 years ago I made the mistake and I bought the most boring fender player strat (SSS polar white, maple fretboard) instead of a cool sunburst one with PF board so now I feel nothing looking at it
>>200199130how so as in how is what you wrote and what i wrote comparable
>>200199159
>>200199159though this was a joke about the boat mutants for a good few seconds
>>200199159honking patter+ never happened
>>200198563They seem weird, like antifa communists, so I thought I'd just kill em all>>200198570This one as you replied>>200198578Yeah I remember Fallout 3 being a lot more fun, and I couldn't tell if it was because I was a kid or whether Fallout 3 actually was a lot better
>>200199121I can’t confirm it but I wouldn’t be surprised. Grew up around black people and they are some of the most bizarre cunts around. Their culture is based on insecurity towards white people with whom they’re pathologically obsessed, white normies don’t seem to realize thatTheir conception of cleanliness is trying to one up white people so they can pretend they find white people dirty. I can see them do washing chicken with soap just to complain wypipo don’t
>>200199159cackling
>>200199164who's gonna play you in the film, do you reckon?
>>200199203honestly man when i was a teen i used to listen to rap and thought the whole thug culture had an appeal, but i quickly realized black culture is some of the most cringe overcompensating shit on the planet
>>200199153corr, for me it'll be the forth road bridge
With the Gorenje gone and no available machine to get as a temporary machine, I thought it would be good to bring out the Zanussi Jetsystem Excel Top Loader.Washing a mixed load of denim and work clothes on Programme J - Mixed Fabrics 50°C, later turning the machine to a Cottons Fast Spin. Handled well, although the makeshift lid needs a bit of work to it.A fun machine to play with!Programme J - Mixed Fabrics 50°COptions used Quick Wash, Rinse HoldLoad Denim + Work clothesDetergent Ariel Biological Fast Dissolving PowderFabric Conditioner Lenor Pink BlossomMaximum Spin Speed 1250rpm
this is one of yous isn't it
Why do English people love this on the TV?
>>200199288yeah it is me, i wrote that
>>200199301never seen that advert in my life (guess it's a yank one)closest we have are those fucking meerkats
>>200199301that's an american ad, ours is usually just some cringe black london cunt with a nasally voice
Might do a tour of suicide hotshots.
I want you to come on, come on, come on, come on and(Sniff a) sniff another little piece of my fart now baby(Whiff a) whiff another little piece of my fart I know you will(Have a) have another little whiff of my fart now babyYou know you’ve smelt it, child if you think it smells good
Why do English people take such immense pride in Doctor Who?
>>200197849nigga giving birth to future mad max villains
hah hah I do that
>Arson attacks cause French travel chaos hours before Olympics open - as Eurostar cancels one in four trains
>>200199301most culturally aware australian
>>200199367I don't think that's true at all
>>200197849Sort of based tbqh very reasonable way to spend your money as a billionaire. Still sort of sad to go through life without a proper relationship and close family
>>200199367do not conflate the BBC with britain
>>200199327This is what an actual english ad looks like.
>>200199327>HA HA! WICKED! THAT'S MENTAL!fucking hate that morgans advert
>>200199367cunts here stopped caring about it after david tennantsome people watched peter capaldi but not a lot, and then they tried to do a woman and now a negroid one, nobody liked either
>>200199437>of Irelandjust stay on /tv/, you're shit at this
>>200199421>british broadcasting network>longest running show on british television>every tabloid always intensely speculates who will play the next doctor>doesn't represent britainYou are in denial, Nigel.
why do my fellow countrymen dignify dogshit yank posts with replies? i'm angrier at you than i am with them, they're just dimwitted yanks but you've got a brain surely
really wish i was seeing the gf tonight
>>200199437That's Irish made by Americans
>>200199437It literally says Ireland in the video you stupid cunt
>>200199463I am an english personI take no pride in the BBC or any of its products or propagandaany more questions?
>>200199450cannot stand that one with jude bellingham i think and the most obnoxious negro music they could have found
>>200199471It’s a nu-/brit/ thing. Most of them are tourists from Reddit who are easily rattled
THIS is an english electronic billboard.For some reason, winning a US Open means the whole of England is madly obsessed with you, and needs to see weird CG animations of you in every public place.
>>200199512the lucozade one?
>>200199512That EE advert with the thumbing trumpets and bass or whatever the fuck makes me cringe so much
GRANNYI GOT THE JOB!!!
>>200199529Why are you so obsessed with what you imagine are British adverts? Braindead mongoloid
>>200199531i think it's adidas, it's set in a small 5 a side pitch iirc
giving all the sofa cushions a wash
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/September_11_attacks
just want a girl with a nice tummy to let my touch it when i want and lick it maybe somtimes
NEED to be in a toxic dependent relationship with a woman in her 30s who makes me please her sexually
>>200199584it's /tv/ crossposting, just report it off-topic or trolling
>>200199584why aren't you able to defend your country's obsession with a one time us open winner?you continue to give her huge money sponsorships just for existing. English people have a weird obsession complex.
>>200199529>EnglishHer father is Romanian and her mother is Chinese and she's from Canada
>>200199584why do you keep getting baited by 190?
>Four top Chelsea players have been fined by their club after a drinking binge in a hotel packed with American tourists grieving over the US terror attacks.>The incident happened just 24 hours after the attacks and included stripping, swearing and vomiting at the hotel near Heathrow airport, which was full with Americans stranded by flight cancellations, according to the News of the World.>The group included England Under 21 stars Frank Lampard, Jody Morris, John Terry and former Chelsea defender Frank Sinclair. They were joined by Icelandic International Eidur Gudjohnsen, 23.
>>200199615honestly what is the point of /tv/ these days, movies and tv shows have been pretty shit for a good whilei remember that board used to think nolan was for idiots, and then like 2 years later 90% of the board was marvel movies for years
>>200199598
>>200199652influx of foreigners with dog shit taste
>>200199652this post is also off-topic
toby tantrum quickly approaching
>>200199602amazing postliterally dont need anything else that and god and you're set
>>200199669to be honest i think it was the mods being paid to allow astroturfing by marketers, iirc the main mod for the board was involved with some sort of ad agency
>>200199652some good banter on there some of the most light hearted imo
>>200199617cos she's all we've got now murrys fucking offnot hard to understand is it
you will not post the gameshow host
>>200199626and yet you english desperately try to claim her as your own, hence the sponsorships.
Why is everyone seething
>>200199783hi nu-friend
>>200199753jack draper is going to be the next one upmight be more henman than murray but should have a decent career
>>200199783Fuck off
dire thread
OP is a confirmed cute female bank teller with BWC fetish btw
>>200199652this but /vp/
>>200199753there's that jack draper and at wimbledon there was that other scottish guy (cant remember his name) who was put in as a wild card against djokovic in his first match (played well but ultimately still lost), could be one for the future
Team GB has an official fan zone at Battersea Power Station. Today the ribbon was cut there by Christine Ohuruogu, whose ridiculous final-straight push propelled her from fourth to 400m gold at Beijing 2008. She followed it up with silver in London four years later.i'll be there will you?
>>200199288no im 32
it's actually over for drumpf
*puts /brit/ in the Cube*
Got to go to India for a wedding next yearGonna be proper shit isn’t it
>>200199880they finally killed him?
>>200199880hope so
Drive uncle
>>200199893going to have poo particles all over the wedding cake
>>200199880project 2025 sounds based as fuck so i hope drumpf winswont even be bothered about the media being insufferable for 4 years because they've overplayed their hand
>>200199806umm sexo
>>200199652dunno. i loved /tv/ in the kino era but more or less stopped going there 4-5 years ago
>>200199927Honestly laughed at how ridiculously long it took for him to drive off, and he didn’t even think to drive off when a group of people were having a knife fight outside his car nor did he lock the doorsMore sentience in a dog than a brown
>>20019999770 IQ
hammer vs ballsack
>>200199997>More sentience in a dog than a browngenuinely seems like it a lot of the time
>>200199806Got anymore?
>>200199997>>200200051racist scum
>>200200118racism is good when white people do it, because they are right
uncle sarr redeem the accelerator
good morning sirbastard sir you broke my window sir
>>200199997NOTMY PROBLEM
>>200200195>>200200195>>200200195
Where did the other two blacks in the cab end up, dead?
I admit I chuckled when he said “nooo my car is everything” in his little curry voice
>>200200164retard
>>200197560Seagulls
