>SOLDIER! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! WHY ARE YOU BROWSING /INT/ INSTEAD OF DOING PUSHUPS? STATE YOUR NAME, UNIT AND RANK SOLDIER, NOOOOW!
>>200201675ANON, ECHO COY, RECRUIT, SARGEANT
>>200201675>AND RANK SOLDIERThat's what happens when a plumber tries to emulate a drill sergeant. His toilet cleaning intellect can't comprehend that he already answered the question he just made
>>200201901>WHAT DID I JUST SAY? PRIVATE MACACO, YOU ARE TO ADDRESS ME AS SERGEANT OR ELSE KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT! NOW DROP ON THE FLOOR AND DO 100 PUSHUPS AS PUNISHMENT! DISMISSEEEED!
>>200201675im the alpha i make you do pushup
>>200201981zased
Sir! Nate Higgers! Private First Class! 43rd Sneedposting Division! Sir!
>>200201675Uh, what, a drill? Here you go, sir! *keeps browsing*
>>200201675Sir, Lance Corporal Peter File! Please be gentle, I am recovering from bottom surgery, Sir!