LOVELY FUCKING CANS edishNeed To Actually Buy Cans sub-edish
where is everyone
Rorke going on about his teacher being a "tranny"
>>200207543That, lad, is a good question
>>200209566I care, lad(ette)What's wrong?
listening to AI-made ASMR. it's good for doing the sound effects and stuff that i like.
>>200207543*runs into thread panting*s-sorry I'm late, went into /balk/ by accident
>>200207543watching the olympics
>>200209635lovely stuff. People who don't care about the wellbeing of lovely little animals are not "people" at all
food for the little boy?
Anyone a Freemason or know any?
smoking that clit.
>>200209681Cats are not lovely animals they are an invasive species That said I don't call for them to be culled. Just their owners
>>200209690I thought posting mattgeek got you banned
reminder than cansmong is just another spainnonce character
>>200209690>>200209735Don’t want to know what this is about.
might go and get an all day breakfast feel like itso what? fry about it
>>200209752He has bloody played us again
>>200209696yea me
>>200209690life in sweden looking like a right laugh
>>200209715I disagree but feel that way about dogs
>>200209735
Hey Fontaine where the hell is your crockery Fontaine?Helloooooooo
is Manchester gay village or Londons Soho better for finding a tranny to shag? or just use grinder?
>>200209635
>>200209779Exactly and it's fine for you to be wrong and me to be correct seeing as dogs are not invasive You just happen to be a shut-in with a cat as his sole witness to life so you are biased
Just hit a giant fly with a perfectly timed power shot with the fly swatter.
mad how da joos are literally the unironic reason why these threads are shit. hilarious their capacity to ruin
perusing vinted
>>200209635>Walkin' Pets>by HandicappedPets.com>a subsidiary of Legless Pets™>part of the Double-Leg Amputee Pet Corporation©
>>200209840Dogs are the ultimate NPC pet
>>200209855Jews are not the reason you're on the dole lad.
>>200209803any """"""trannys"""""" on grindr are just old hairy fellas wearing their wifes knickers
Hi pajeetsis
>>200209864
>>200209890Wildly untrue
had a nice cycle today
Considerable squeaking on /cum/ is currently being detected
>>200209864Are you a woman?
mad how tom daley was only 14 in his first olympics30 now and this is his 5th olympicsmad that
>>200209887most literate jew
>>200209911Hope he stays there the freak. Never to darken our door again
>>200209864Vogos Vinted?
ktim for the next 4 hours
when does the actual ceremony start rather than these boring ahh interviews?
>>200209916no i'm not
>>200209715They're not an invasive species we've gladly brought them with us everywhere we've gone because they're useful pets who look and act cute and who kill pests. Considering you're an evil subhuman pest it's no wonder you don't like that.
no one comes here to see 20 images of Bradley a thread, all posted by the same person, which makes it incredibly sad when its 4-5 images directed at a single post, when its usually just 1 person. and then someone says something and he (this one person) posts multiple times at them that its >one personits one dimensional and boring. no one wants to see it. no one comes here to see these images posted without captions over and over - and even with captions people disliked the content. the poster is disliked. the poster drives users away from the thread because they dont come here to see spam bot posts taking up a majority of the thread which are all the same and (are) constant, same-y, spam bot tier, and annoying. its one single person with the joke this one single person finds funny between him and himself and spams it all day every day as if he was a spam bot, which nobody likes. nobody comes here to see spam bot posts - they come here for human posts - with these spam bot posts, humans will leave - this will only cause him to post more of them, to boost activity - it is bad activity and no one comes here to see it. no one comes here to see AI/spam/bot generated content that is all the same but cant be filtered, and is spammed at single posts or many, every thread, taking up a majority, because one person thinks it is funny
>>200209934wonder when he first got his arse shagged
>>200209909yea i bet you did.. POOF *runs away*
>>200209934reckon he still only does it to roger other divers
>>200209981slew dem mousey
>>200209981
Any other big John man in? He's so basedBOSH
>>200209690clock clean post>>200209735>>200209759the little boy...
>>https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1ebtgi6/fbi_is_not_fully_convinced_trump_was_struck_by_a/Trying to pass off spontaneous ear bleeding syndrome as being an injury. He lies about everything.
Imagine going on a nightwalk in Scotland and seeing that thing looking out of it's caravan window at you
>>200209840>dogs are not invasiveNeither are cats, they're useful pets who we've deliberately brought with us everywhere. The only difference is that cats don't regularly maul children, adults, elderly people, and other pets like some dogs do
>>20020996425 minutes
>>200210054Always thought psychedelics are for brainlets incapable of abstract thought.
Just seen an off topic post
BBC coverage of the Olympics opening ceremony has startedBBC OneThe ceremony starts in just over 20 minutes (6:30pm)
>>2002100452022mong
>>200210054psychedelics fuck up your brain permanently i fucking hate shroom and lsd hippies and their relentless rambling
respect the cockand tame the cunt
>>200209981boohoo...NIGGA!
>>200210120you're wrong they are great
>>200210045big john from fake taxi? thought he died of covid
>>200209981FOMNYEG
>>200210091psychadelics have nothing to do with abstract thought
>>200207543Just landed in Toronto didn’t I
absolutely hank marvin
>>200210120Please don't swear. We like to maintain a certain level of decorum in /brit/.
Uh-oh
>>200210126settle down, tom cruiseno one's impressed
tbqh the steven van de velde thing is a joke that girl was definitely begging for it
can't believe all my ex gfs are being rammed with cock and filled with cum, but it's happening
Psilocybin grows naturally in Europe in the autumn, you should only take it then
welcome back toby >.<
sunberg has come back out it seems
rebecca adlington gf
>>200210203i apologize for my nasty language, i got a little bit worked up
>>200210160What do they have to do with then?
Just had the shower, ladsI think I should put on clothes and go for the BIG cans and the BIG chipsWhat sort of BIG chips, I don't know, lads
>>200210176*YYZ starts playing*
>>200210252honestly find her weirdly attractive desu
skeet skeet brit niggas
>>200210272fuck off
Last time I took mushrooms I had dreams about the invasive pythons in the everglades eating everything
>>200210112Forgot I was on /int/
>>200210299Don’t give him the attention lad
>>200210160Honestly hat me if you like but I reckon shrooms would just being your average knuckle dragger to about my level of consciousnessWould either do nothing for me or I'd actually unlock the secrets of the universe
>>200210299I'm intending to, ladTo get the BIG cans and the BIG chips
Never took mushrooms or any psychedelics other than weed. Too scared. Weed made me extremely paranoid and uncomfortable after a while and I had to stop. Made me ruminate and think about all the worst things about myself and my life.
>>200210341
>>200210356cool
Going to make a hammer
>>200210356I hate to be that guy but psychs are a lot more gentle than weed
that sounds like a pig fainting
>>200210242WhyIt lasts almost indefinitely when the mushrooms are dried Also organic chemistry is a European product so all artificial synthetic drugs are aryan and should be taken as needed
>>200210371state of that penner
>>20021034130p lee
>>200210298GOTTA GO FAST
Patrick Stewart died lads
>>200210392>reportedneck yourself
>>200210341hheee heeee heee
>>200210341so brave of this man to glue his hear with 'live' piece of paper out of solidarity with lil donnie
>>200210418>it's realFUCK
>>200210261direct perception, emotion and intuition. basically the opposite
Just seen announcing a report/sage
>>200210469*licks pit*
might wash up i suppose
>>200210418>>200210480
vegeta gif vector for my cloud storage
>>200210377I'm quite content with my life and situation right now so I don't want to use any drugs.
>>200210371Grim that he only become a tranny because he has a small willard.
Still kickin at 84.They need him for another season of that abhorrently stupid Star Trek show.
gps are fucking useless wankers
>>200210418This is how we find these things out now. Whether the bit of the Wikipedia page that shows up in the search results refers to them in the present or past tense.RIP Picard.
Dorky looking girl on my morning commute who clearly finds me attractive starts fidgeting when I get nearShe’s below me but in pretty horny
saw some absolute delightful thighs in town earlier
need tent recommendations (for hiking)thank you
>>200210493That's sounds very gay. What about people like the shamancuck lad that do them to try to see God?
>open iplayer opening ceremony>celebrity yank blacks>open iplayer opening ceremony>british gayswon't be watching any more
>>200210203>We like to maintain a certain level of decorum in /brit/.I wish this was true
>>200210390Think it’s better to play it safe. Our ancestors would have only had it around that time. More in tune with the earth and nature cycles.Mongos who go to South America and do stuff like ayahuasca are playing with fire and opening themselves up to a whole other bunch of South American entities and demons that they don’t need
>>200210581all you need is a clip around the ear you little wasteyute
>>200210606zest fest is it?
'aving a bit of a cry
>>200210606That black American runner always presents the olympics here for some reason, maybe he lives here.
I have to get to my destination
>>200210652quite nice to have a cry sometimesjust let it all out
are keely
>>200210656micheal johnson? i think he lives here yeah
>>200210656That's Micheal Johnson he hates Americans and wants nothing to do with them apparently they treated him badly in his career.
>>200210663Do you know why I pulled you over sir? Lettuce say you carrot drive that fast!
>>200210606Michael Johnson has been doing commentary for the BBC for many yearsAnd Tom Daley has been appearing in the Olympics for many years
someone post the swedish athlete webm
>>200210606what did you expect?
>>200210693Based.
>micheal
>>200210698aha x
https://www.pixilart.com/spamiam/galleryI think I found some mouse droppings.
sick of seeking that carpet muncher clare balding
>>200210674yea... let it all outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV_7LoLbFzs&t=45s&ab_channel=PsychOfficial
>>200210703
Have never gone to a bar or club with the intention of getting laid or talking to women What’s it like?
>>200210693>he hates Americans and wants nothing to do with themDon't we all
>>200210749What a fucking freak
Chris FOY
>>200210091if youre taking them to "expand your mind" or some other bs then yeah, nothing wrong with a bit of fun though innit
>>20021078118 year old girls are whores that will shag anything
>>200210813BAVI
I think British generals have more characters and named posters than other generals.
Just got out of the cinema after watching that new Wolverine movie.It was shite.
>>200210704This is how relativity works.We're constantly being pulled and contorted like laffy taffy in proportion to everything else.Nuts eh lads
leng
>>200210847All of the total shite
>>200210856There is a surprise.
>>200210749perplexing
>>200210856Why would any self respecting man watch capeshit in 2024. Do you pass the filter?
>>200210847other generals are just frogs and anime and slow as shit /brit/ has much more mental illness that adds to the shit
>>200210870>women wearing dame edna glassesWhy do they do this?
Why are there yank pundits on the BBC coverage of the opening ceremony. Fuck off, go commentate on your own shitty channels
Internet veterans all have a storyThe path we all take is quite interesting
Bradley is the British frog
>>200210907Splendid! When are you taking back your last night show hosts?
Reckon something bad is gonna happen during this opening ceremony, just not sure what
>>200210932Are there many Brits on TV in the US?
>>200210948When does it start
Might nail my bollocks to a violin
>>200210948im gonna fartthen shartgrim times ahead
>>200210948will it be a cringe performance or two?
>>200210965It starts pretty much now, 6:30pmBBC One
>>200210965right now
>>200210932What kind of person watches late night shows?
>>200210948Incel instincts kicking in?
>>200210887The Ninth Gate has shit reviews, is it worth a watch?
might cook now then crack open a bear
off to the pub shortly already steaming thoughbeit
>>200210985Video just shows people standing about
might go wimpy for a burger
i love the webm of foodgeek when he trying to drinking little whisky but it goes not so good for him for the road is too guppy
>>200210990a redditor
>There was zero rehearsal done for this oh boy
everyone's a bottom out there these days where are all the tops at
>>200210956Too many
Always thought Hazel Irvine was fit
>>200211039Lazy French cunts lol
It think I might be mildly addicted to opiates. I've been using for a couple of months but never more than 3 days in a row and never more than 150mg in a 24 hour period. Not had any since Tuesday but been lacking in energy since Wednesday and had the runs, especially bad today. Considering taking some but don't want to if i'm addicted.
>>200211040maybe dick length shaming has something to do with it
Glitter in my spaff sort of ting fyaaaaa.*sigh
>>200210847Personally I don't understand hostility towards foreign flagsThey post like they're british, and they simply wish to share their enchanting culture with you. You probably wouldn't even know the difference if they were using a VPN. Why the prejudice?
>>200211040top hereopen up kitten
>>200211060Get that fent down your neck mate
watched this is spinal tap yesterday. it was alright but not sure why it's so famous
Fucking Claire balding narrating the opening ceremony on BBC1, absolute hell
got cocaine running around my brain
>A “slap therapy” healer has been found guilty of the manslaughter of a woman who died at one of his workshops. Honghi Xiao has been convicted over the death of Danielle Carr-Gomm, from Lewes, a diabetic who stopped taking her insulin. Xiao, 61, from California, denied being linked to the death of Mrs Carr-Gomm, 71, who was left “howling in pain” at a therapy workshop. A trial at Winchester Crown Court heard how Mrs Carr-Gomm described Xiao as a “messenger sent by God”.
>>2002110759 times out of 10 it is spainnonce on a VPN
Dame Poo Bolding
>>200211025geek on the yarn
>>200211094It’s one of the first mockumentaries and came at the right time when that sort of music was really big, it also got a lot of publicity where rockstars found it funny and relatable
>>200211092No. I dont want to be an addict. I take them for pain.
The Flying /brit/
>>200211060If you're getting the runs without em, you're definitely a little addicted. I've been using since high school and just this past year I've managed to cut back tremendously with kratom
>>200211094that rob reiners gone a bit mental on twitter hasn't heI heard he went to epsteins island, and he seems to have fully drank the democrat kool aid
>>200207364What autism is this?
>>200211025If you've ever had whiskey you know that you drink it with the same enthusiasm as gasoline. It's that harshHad some for the first time when I was a lad of 26 last week but it was too much and I coughed and some went up my nosed and it was the most unpleasant experience
>>199025624
it's all a bit cringe so far
>>200211206he's a 40 year old alcoholic
>>200211060what are you taking? i'm currently mixing poppy pod tea and kratom
Should I order a pizza tonight. Not had a takeaway in 3 months or there about.
women don't even look at me anymore not even in disgust
French people hosting the Olympics:>Hon hon hon, les Olympiques!
>>200211214lol pusio
>>200211235He's 47
We remember the fallen.
The rumour come out: does SeasideMark is Spaino
>>200211247sure why noti'm going to cook a frozen one
>>200211246Is it easy to get poppy pods or seeds in Sweden?
>>200211235he's 47, lives with his mum, blind in one eye and role-plays as judge dredd
>>200211247don't fund that honky slop
>>200211253yes, and?
>>200211214Something like scotch is disgusting and harsh but bourbon is pretty easy to sip and has a pleasant smoothness
>>200211283Explains why sacked tranny always bangs on about mark
>>200211315Just haven’t found the right scotch yet x
>>200211277>emmettrip lil nigga
came VERY close to shitting myself just then
>>200211310I like France and the FrenchI was just jesting
>>200211343turtle head was fully out?
>>200211250thats something interesting, women look at me with real disgust; their body language and expressions change after making eye contact with me in a way like they have been injured by something, smiles turn to frowns, confidence turns to insecurity. but really i was thinking, theres the phrase that theres a thin line between love and hate, so maybe there's something positive about it, like maybe i can convert it into some kind of sexual feeling. i was thinking its better than women not feeling anything towards me at all, like in your case, which sounds really pathetic and helpless.
Crazy how zoomers all believe in ”squirting” because of porn conditioning
>>200211343mihai's urn shaking at this post
Lol, is this the world beating french culture? The British opening ceremony was 100 times better than this dross
>>200211416Shrunken face man
>>200211371kek yes almost had a disaster gambling on a fart
>>200211360oh yea?i HATE France and the french
mumberg and dadstein away on holiday next week, seems the perfect time to kill myself
I think the commentator said 85 boats hold all the athletesThat's a lot of boats
>>200211411Where are you watching it
>>200211382Legitimately one of the saddest posts I have ever seen. False hope is so cruel
>>200211411Cant beat the Chinese one. Ours was good for about 30 minutes then it was just NHS sick slurping
>>200211435Or think deeply and turn your life round
>>200211393it's piss
Refugee olympic team OH MY FUCKING DAYS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHHmIfog0Fs
>>200211291Yeah i don't know how potent the ones you get from a store are thoughbeit. I received some from a friend that i'm growing.
>>200211416Ol' Goof
>>200211471Leftypol booking accommodation in the UK for them
>>200211439STOP THE BOATS
>>200211464It's over
>>200211453Yeah Beijing was the best oneLondon wasn't far behind
>>200211471So fucking patronising
Holy shit this is going to be 2 hours of countries riding boats up the Seine
>>200210635Ooga booga tier thinking You’re not giving people enough credit
>>200211471
>>200211435kitchen wank me lad x
Afghanistan's team was flying the non-Taliban national flagInteresting, I wonder if the Taliban approve of that
>>200211480had it in the recs too
>>200211498Is Sweden comfy
Seb Turdblatt
>>200211553bit of a sham
Don't understand the Charli xcx hype. It just sounds like generic pop music. Like that time all the normies started raving about that midget wog rapping about women and cars. Psy op
>>200211553didn't know they allowed rocket launchers in the olympics
>>200211531It's not though is it. They said that one of them is a Cameroonian female boxer, who is now based in the UK and she's a lesbian, and she doesn't want to move back to Cameroon because homosexuality is illegal there.So I guess she's decided not to represent the UK but, like I say, she can't go and represent Cameroon.
why are they white peepo on the angolan team
>>200211171Yeah i've been addicted before and those times I had full on withdrawals. Feeling sick, sore, tired, sleeplessness, and brutal diarrhoea. But those times I was using big amounts recreationally. This time i've only been using codeine and dhc for pain, not more than 3 days in a row or above 150mg a day but usually less than that. Since having some ive just been feeling lethargic, had the runs for 2 days, and not been sleeping well. Nowhere near proper withdrawals but enough that I have to conclude i've been mildly addicted. >>200211246DHC and codeine. Nothing serious just painkillers.
boooo
>>200211600A pop artist is not actually.. that good? Wow dude you’ve pulled away the fabric of reality and are gazing on the eternal truth bro where I can i sign up to be your disciple?
state
Just struck up a conversation with a physicist at the bar in YYZ His physiognomy was top tier but has crazy acne Also had a messenger bagNot sure if he was an incel or not
omds
Is Russia banned from the Olympics then
>>200211648>>200211668>>200211683yeah?
>>200209977thats him done
>UN Convoy in Gaza Shot While Reuniting 5 Palestinian Children With Their Father
bit shit all of this isnt itis this is now for the next 2 hours?
>>200211648>>200211668>>200211683
drinking a monster for the first time. look at me ma im a zoomer
This is boring as fuck
Oh my days, is that Caitlyn Jenner? corrr
want gaga to sit on my face
Muted that
>>200211748youre brown
what's wrong with saudi arabia?
lady gaga is french ?
GAGAAGA
>>200211795> ?Seems like you are
>Hamas compiles list of Israeli soldiers as potential targets in ‘revenge for Gaza children’
>>200211820>>200211820>>200211820
ah yes famous french person lady gaga
>>200211734Boggles the mind what the Israelis are allowed to doDon’t think any other country could get away with a fraction of what they do. Not only do they not get reprimanded but we send them billions in aid
uhhh in english luv
>>200211831>>200211831>>200211831
>>200211810just getting into the spirit of things
>They're not an invasive species we've gladly brought them with us everywhere we've gone because they're useful pets who look and act cute and who kill pests. >Considering you're an evil subhuman pest it's no wonder you don't like that.
>>200211829Piss off canscuck
>>200211829>>200211840going to wait to see which one wins before choosing
>>200211873Both should be removed for being early
>>200211471This has been a thing for decades
