MUM HE POSTED IT AGAIN edish
Canslad did it againBased
What does a englishman do when he wins the Euros? He turns off the Play Station
>Israeli Forces Post Pictures of Stripped Detained Palestinian Children Online
im gay and yet i shag women's willies. explain that one rorke
you think this is bad?wait until los angeles 2028
>>200211868Spainnonce furiously googling for a sauce
>>200211893nukes will be in the skies in 2026 so we wont see LA 2028 mateget a fucking grip
bangladesh a cute
>>200211864Hans... du bist nicht sehr nettWir sind Freunde. Bitte sag nette Dinge.
>>200211893>los angeles 2028isnt that a dystopian film title
>>200211868link? proof?
mad how the london 2012 opening ceremony will literally never be topped. british excellence really exists
inviting you all to los angeles 2028
Love seeing random white guys in African and Asian teams
i feel like having to share a boat is a bit beta
>>200211948Don’t remember it Only the Chinese and Australian ones
>>200211952why
Tonight i’m getting drunk aloneTomorrow i’ll visit a prostitute On sunday l will go for a nice long walk That’s how i usually spend my weekends
>>200211893That’ll be kinoUndiluted, straight from the source
>>200211948>britishGlobohomo nonsense
>>200211974BWC
>>200211972FOY
>>200211952I read teams as teens
>>200211948was full of predictive programming for covid
>>200211893The Pepsi™ Olympics opening ceremony is supported by Ford™, Geico™, and Gillette™
where’s diego
>>200211940in your dreams
>>200211991scotseethe
Not very good is it
why have buhtan got their own boat then
based botswanamy second home
Cans - 10 Cruzcampo, 10 Berries and Cherries Old Mout Cider
>>200212021Featuring a five minutes silence for Saint George Floyd
>>200212051Not really.
what movie should i watch tonight?im thinking The Killer
>An alternative healer has been found guilty of the gross negligence manslaughter of a diabetic woman who died after she stopped taking her insulin at his slapping therapy workshop.
>>200212063omg dude is this a hecking current event??? wow. absolutely topical
why the fuck is there always this spack standing off to the side doing sign language. distracting, don't give a shit about deaf people, they should watch something else
>>200212021>>200212067
>Drug lord Ismael "El Mayo" Zambada earned his name through his practice of slowly lowering gringoes into a big pot of mayonnaise and drowning them
Brazil has a massive teamSporting superpower
>>200212090it is a good movie, I liked it
Fucking Hell, lads.I took apart my electric razor to clean itAnd I broke itI don't mind the cost of a new but fucking Hell, I don't like the odds of getting one by Monday morning. Might just pick one from Boots over the weekend
>>200212127never seen them beat england at the cricket
>>200212135>I don't like the odds of getting one by Monday morningthey have this new thing call amazon
reminder mark, in his 40s, knew that the girl he was dating had the mental age of a childhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i07eL5pVVi0
>>200212103>topicali bet you think you sound clever
Kamala Harris. Sheboon in Chief
>>200212135Get yourself a safety razor and blades ladtakes a while to get used to but worth it once you've got the hang of it
>>200212158Ireland, ladAmazon usually takes atl east 4-5 days
paris ugly now i will never film another movie there
>never seen them beat england at the cricket
>>200212176got b& for saying something similar here not long ago
>Get yourself a safety razor and blades lad
>Botswana Woah...
>>200212135>>200212179Recently got one of those meme aerospace ultra engineered razors that hold the blade more tightly and it is actually night and day to a regular safety razor Highly recommended
How bent is this ffs
>>200212185what a peculiar country you'd think amazon would be HQ'd over there like all the other tech giants
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQS5ZzUUZbY
>>200212220What do you expect they're French
>>200212220well he's playing rugby so very very bent
>>200212214ywnbw
indian presidentpresident chief bison
canada should be banned from the olympics for cheating
>>200212220Does he have a stiffy?
>>200212226Well that's Ireland you know, they like to be a little quirky, a little kooky, it's part of their Irish charm
>>200212179>>200212219I've got safety razorsI just prefer electric if I'm travelling
>>200212214Did you know that Botswana has a higher GDP per capita than South Africa. Mainly due to diamond mining in Botswana, apparently, which the government has a bit stake in.Also apparently Botswana is the least corrupt country in Africa - still more corrupt than western Europe, but less corrupt than Poland.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_Botswanahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corruption_Perceptions_IndexI looked this up because I knew that Botswana was meant to be relatively wealthy compared to their neighbours, but I didn't know why.
>>200212262We can’t stop losing It’s so embarrassing
terrible cancaning
>>200212282Ireland is the *holds up spork* of the West
>>200212298Did you know that nobody asked?
>>200212282>>200212326
olympics a bit gay
>>200212219post a link lad
>>200212308Did they even practice or are they drunk?
>>200212332not tinder, dont have to upload selfies
Spent all day in bed
absolute filth this
This is gayer than Eurovision
>>200212326You were told
>>200212298>Mainly due to diamond mining in Botswana, aSo one Jew has £10 trillion pounds and in average they all have£1 billion each
>>200212361lol he could throw that gook bitch across the room
forgetting about /brit/ and buying an aquariumthoughts?
Where's Diego with his typical witty and wry observations I remember he had a mental breakdown when the Notre Dame Cathedral was burnt down
>>200212363>the lurking black bullBased
might go to bed this is fucking SHITE
Did /brit know?!
>>200212429We are on like our fourth twat pretending to be Diego. Now he's a clubber or some shite
>>200212368youre bored bcos you theres nothing going on in your little pea sized brain. not here to entertain you btw
the thing to remember about paris is that it's just down the roadeasier to get to paris than edinburgh
The idea wasn't bad, make Paris itself the actual backdrop, but it wasn't done well at all Poor opening ceremony
Poland and Lithuania are a nation divided
vegemite shapes 4:07am
what goes on here
>>200212462This poster is bent and scottish, do not interact.
Lahndan Ingurland
>>200212476But I live just outside Edinburgh
what was the thinking in having zero crowds? seems like a bit of a slap in the face
>>200212497
>>200211820based
>>200212388>Diamond mining contributes to 50% of the government revenue mainly through its 50:50 joint venture with De Beers in the Debswana Diamond Company.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPyPxbT9DUs&list=LL&index=1>>200212497Marlboro country
Here in /brit/ we just says the truth 4chan loves this Opening Ceremony, but we don't, because it is shit We're right
>>200212497supervolcano
>>200212462Not surprising that Rorke's understanding of the world is completely wrong
>>200212529ffs
Right lads, going to go for the BIG chips and of course the BIG cans in a few minutesSo what sort of BIG chips do I get? the BIG fried chicken breast and leg, the BIG friend small pieces in batter or the BIG half pounder burger
this opening ceremony is pure eurotrash
What if yanks were banned from /brit/?
>>200212553dont know why people go on about the London one it was shit too they're always shit
>>200212497i want a wyoming gf
>>200212497skiing & coal mining
>>200212609Getting really bored of you, canslad
gay bugger on a roof
>>200212553i like the boats and the dancers are alri but no crowds is just shitfeels like covid's still happening
>>200212657he could be a whirling dervish
>>200212624Yeah I wasn't that big of a fan but it was better than this at least Especially the music
>>200212657maybe he's just scottish
*ahem*FUCK the queen
drinking stella
Diego's in Paris as he has to play the role of Quasimodo (no make-up needed)
>>200212760got some budweiser me
>>200212760grim
holy fucking kino
>>200212760smoking hydro
OK this has turned good now
>>200212764virgin niggas in paris
The French have zero metal credibility
drinking melted golf balls
>>200211964for me its solo yachting or i wont sail
>>200212791got that pandemic!
>>200212760>>200212769Good ladsSuppose I'll head out for the food and cans now
>>200212829fs
why does england look like pakistan?
>>200212819thank goodness he has a harness on
screamingwhat is this SHITE
>>200211980sounds fun
>>200212742who, camila?
>>200212876
>>200212858didnt arsk
>This #Paris2024 opening ceremony is said to have cost £100m to put on - four times as much as London 2012shagged it
must be the old bastille on the telly
>>200212819They seem to be a real metal band (if I heard the name from the commentator correctly)>Gojira is a French heavy metal band from Ondres.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gojira_(band)
absolute state of this country
smoking that shit that made al weird
>>200212917
need a section where napoleon tries to take over europe
>>200212920Yeah they are, and they do have other bands like Alcest, but playing something like this is cringeworthy
we cut now to a white woman in a library lusting over a black man
>>200212861>PHARMACIEThat isn't England, maybe it's France
Rain during the Paris opening ceremony. No rain during the London one. It's almost like we are blessed by god
>>200212947lol
>>200212968Written by spainnonce
>>200212926
>>200212982never really rains in london does it
>>200212981It's in a country called Reuters mate it says bottom right
>>200212910Inflation, eh
Where's that little fidget Macron
two lucky dips for the lottery ‘chased
>>200212497Kingcobrajfs lives there
when are they wheeling david guetta out?
>Shipping giant NYK Line raises profit forecast as it rakes in cash from Red Sea chaos
think that was an implied bisexual threesome
lot of ZEST in this ceremony
What is this zesty faggotry going on here?
This is the rhythm of the nightThe night, oh yeah
I think Bradders would be making a few faces while watching this!
This ceremony is based.
Rorke shaking his arse for the zesty mendem
>not showing the full uncensored buggerybit of a sham
Quasimodo predicted this
WTI Midland crude is now the biggest freely-traded gradeAmerican oil replaces Russian Urals as Europe’s regular supply
french taxpayers paid for this slop
here come the blacks
After this France is never allowed to call the UK a cucked nation or overran with non whites. Besides agent 47 at the beginning I don't think I've seen another white person
more of thisless crusty old opera singers
The French just rip off everyone else all the fucking time And every time it's worse
Utter tripe
>this is Sam Fender in 2024holy JUST
What is she banging on about?
They're slagging you lot off in /fr/
Like Eurovision this
TOO BAD NO BON APPETIT
why does everything in the current year feel like completely soulless slop ?
Our fault this
Rorke is BRAT
>>200213319because you're depressedseek therapy
This is just flat bad No redeeming qualities at all
Wtf? Jonathan creek isn't a french show, why are they playing his theme
shan't be on the cans of lager tonight....will be on the PINTS of REAL ALE STRAIGHT FROM THE CASK
I wonder how firing them affects the balance of the boat
rorke is so Julia
>>200213352Ripping us off yet again Probably got the 'Inspecteur Morsé' theme up next
>>200213354You off down the pub?
>>200213376I'm sure they would account for that in the design
London 2012: we have the NHS, James Bond, and a monarchy Paris 2024: well, we have people who FUCK
>>200213424reddit post this
not sure about that congolese lad getting a bit close to the flag bearer
>>200213424More than that people forget during the (embarrassing) dancing part they played loads of music and it was basically all very good
In Kazakhstan we say God, man, horse, dog, then woman, then rat.
>>200213435copied it off ash sarkar's twitter feed ackshually
>>200213492i've never had sex
Why would they have the faces partially submerged like that Just so strange
>>200213401yeah little village pub with dadberg
the spee thread is too fast to follow
>>200213407In fairness, if THOSE missiles are being fired then it doesn't really matter what becomes of the boat. Might as well scuttle it yourselves if you're aboard, save some misery.
JUST
From screen to shining screen
Mad how shit the weather is in France
>>200213522Cor that'll be nice. Have a good one.
>>200213519grim
>>200213542Food's shit as well Team GB kicked the French cook out and got in a proper chef
Can't wait for LA 2028, excited for the fake Moon landing competition
occasionally spotify will provide me with a little gemlike this little belarussian band with <2k monthly listeners
Pakistani proverb You may take my purse, empty and worn as it is, but I beseech Allah, let me keep my reputation and my name
>>200213264is that the guy who came 2nd in eurovision
>>200213553im sorry you don't have a relationship with your dad anon
one of our woman commentators called south korea "democratic people's republic of korea"
not saying my dog is dramatic, but he is currently protesting because I won't let him eat a beef curry that's been dropped on the floor
>>200213590which subreddit you get this from mate
>>200213586confusing having two koreas
>>200213590its a dog. dogs eat off the floor you cunt
shame about the weather and continentals' inability to shoot sporting events properlyeverything looks so washed out and amateur
>comoros what the hell is that
Just got back from Spain lads. I went to a bullfight. It was disgusting.20 euros to get in, then another 2 euros for a coke. And these seats were so far back I couldn’t even see the bulls being stabbed to death. Never again
>>200213638tell you what i'll let him eat a beef curry if you promise to clean up his shit
luke screenwatcher
>>200213590hate places like this where the outdoor ground is cleaner than a indoor floorsoulless corporate deano paradise
>>200213638It might've had loads of garlic and/or onion which are bad for a dog's tummy
Is that Dutch nonce gonna be on the Netherlands boat?
>>200213678its your job as a dogcuck
>>200213741says who incel
Love love love how they're using the ENGLISH names for these countries *kicks sand in France's face*
>>200213761not espania
spainlad implied
Can't believe our flag bearer is gonna be that bender Tom Daley
>>200213773It's Espagne in France That's what tipped me off to it, didn't notice before
The birthday party
>>200213755you're the dog's cuckold are you not. you signed the paperwork
>>200213818i dont even have a dog i just hijacked the conversaion LOL
Supporting every ensign country Gwan Fiji
Milk time
>>200213807>>200213839Heathermong
a guy getting the bus
need some unpasteurized milk in a glass bottle
what is this gimmick now
>>200213834posting on behalf of a dogcuck. pathetic
>>200213839I remember thatcher putting a stop to the milk and biscuits.
School dinners
>10th olympicsmental thatimpressive stuff from the old bird
>>200213887i accept your concession
IN GUR LANDIN GUR LAND
Je suis une brainlette
The staff at the shop MenKind who play with remote control toys at the entrance to the shop to entice people.
cute video for yehttps://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1809903977057947648/pu/vid/avc1/720x1280/Z_XNZt4MOEoEg6tg.mp4?tag=12
The rain has moved onAnd left a new dayNothing seems to move, everything is stillIt's just a perfect day
Heathermong loves his AI slop, doesn't he folks
>>200213893No you don’t. Be quiet
Tom Daley :3
letting water emit from my pores
Men looking over their shoulder dramatically when parking the car. Use your mirrors and chill the duck out pal
guatemalans all look like schoolchildren
brits are all little sissy bitches. little faggot ass bitches. they couldn't hang in america with the bros, we would break their balls so hard
>>200213988tom daley throwing up gang signs
now I remember why this gimmick died
It's alright cunts. Not like we bailed you out of TWO fucking world wars
>>200213988WOKE britain more like
>>200213988BOOOOOO haha
nursing from Haley Atwell's bosom
>>200213839ah, still remembers the school meal coming with a bottle of milk vividlygood but boring time
>>200214021not like he's the bloody king of england mate
just killed the strange man who kidnapped my son with a single powerful metallic uppercut, and now I need to figure out how to rescue my son from the room they have him in
>>200213895
crime should be illegal sick of this woke shite
When men dribble on their trousers after having a wee
>>200214060scrnaming at this bizarre post
>>200214021Joe Biden couldn't make it then?
>>200214060`tclenterWyou're in there
>/ChinaBottled it
I’m liking the Erik SatieWhen is it time for Royaume Uni?
can someone tell me when the womens 100m starts pls
>>200214091KTIM
>>200214106Great post.
>>200214034They took this from you
Could do with a Hong Kong gf
>>200214133i love them
>>200214046Why did you have for lunch in Japan?
>>200213590stupid gay soy animal
>>2002141335'3 gets it
>>200214156Because he hungly
>>200214114they're playing that for the olympics? thought it would be wog music
>>200214142Fucking love having benders as our flag bearers
New>>200214154>>200214154>>200214154
>>200214106based console enjoyed
>>200214156>>200214174Sorry, autocorrect changed what to why
bookish summer and a rubybookish summer and a ruby
Schizo general
>>200213963allowing*
>>200214060no... you dont understand... you just KILLED YOUR SON
