LOVELY LITTLE CHEBS edishCans sub-edish
fucking get the oil just stopped
brat sub-sub edish
>>200216523It looks like a perfectly successful opening ceremony to me, but the boomer media is intent on being grumpy and bitter
Spent the last hour trying to kill a fly and I didn't kill it. I've been mugged off by a fly
>Canslad only posts the same shiteThere you go you utter fucking twatsSomething newEnjoy the cans, bokkles, wine, voddy and whatever else
arse smells like a sewage tank
Shot putJavelinHammer throw
>>200216726still couldnt help yourself from mentioning cans
INDIANS ARE COMING
>>200216744burial chambers mate
this whole ceremony has been shite
>>200216726don't call me a twot you freaky ass drunken hoe
>>200216750I'm Canslad, ladNot Wifelad
USA seems to have the biggest boat, and it's all to themselvesBastards
i wanna buy a pistol off the black man in town sooo bad
>>200216770you're a boring sod is what you are
>virgin islands comes on screen>dad says "that's where anon's from!">everyone in the living room laughedI fucking hate him
>the entirety of the land of carthage was destroyedThis... This isn't true. And even in Saint Augustines time people still read Carthaginian books
>>200216757Glowie Robinson
>>200216780??
>>200216777Surprised it hasn't sunk. Fat bastards
Got the music channels onPartying like it's 1999
rorke and leftypol owning phones
USA
>>200216726you are absolute cancer carrying on a gimmick when you've been told for a year we all hate it
>>200216802there they are thenthe brucedem
>>200216791Done you just like he did your mum
>>200216799It was only symbolically salted. Archaeology shows the city survived and even thrived under the Romans
/brit/ knackered, absolutely on life-support
>>200216815https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-v1b9waHWY
you wish
>>200216802dude those chicks look hot. look like mexican cali bitches who suck my irish cock every night
The fit one from S-Club Juniors
>>200216890pull yer troosers up hen
>>200216890Wish she'd angled herself to show the ARSE in the mirror yeah
>>200216799Name one Carthaginian book
british animal
>>200216614>>200216780>>200216571
>>200216925never post pictures of me on /brit/ again
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Expulsions_and_exoduses_of_Jews
>>200216925Where'd you get this picture of me
>>200216958
>>200216958How many countries?!
>>200216958>Six-Day War. Hundreds of Egyptian Jews arrested, suffering beatings, torture, and abuse. Some were released following intervention by foreign states, especially by Spain, and were permitted to leave the country. Libyan Jews, who numbered approximately 7,000, were subjected to pogroms in which 18 were killed, prompting a mass exodus that left fewer than 100 Jews in Libya.
>>200216918The History of Tyre
>>200216958*scrolling down*It just keeps going on and on
SEVEN FOOT FOUR WITH AN 8 FOOT WINGSPANDEVONKUS JACKSON
Mad how if you made a dance record in the 2000s you could just hire random fit models to be in the video in their underwear and everyone loved it and nobody complained
>>200216802Mad Aussie cunts
british creature
LMAOOOOoooooOoOoooo
woke globo homo
"Siri what are some ethnic slurs for pacific islanders?"
and now for the scouse section of the opening ceremony
>>200216799>>200216858Did they still sacrifice their firstborn to Baal?
Where's Diego?Where's Mousey?Where's Mikey?Where's The Femcel?Where's Emmett?Where's Ulster?Where's Jeffery?Where's Al?Where's Thailad?
Seriously though, wooden doors?
>>200217058https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0q3K6FPzY18
Another TRANNY
Steal from the Chinese shop and your face goes up on the wall of shame
>>200217058Wonder if she's there
>>200217077Romans looked very poorly on human sacrifice except in the most dire straits so likely no. They also outlawed its practice among the druids.
Can't believe I'm sharing a thread with people who watch the Olympics Bunch of NPC mongs
>>200216958> 1.1 million people, the majority of them Jewish, were killed during the siege – a death toll he attributes to the celebration of Passover.[52] Josephus goes on to report that after the Romans killed the armed and elderly people, 97,000 were enslaved.[53
>Wooden Door Cinema Club
>>200217058feel like shit just want her back
>>200217136/brit/ is an /sp/ thread and always have beendon't like it? fuck off to /britfeel/
>>200217126mad how all of them seem to be of a particular ethnicitymakes u think!
going for a dip in the bog
>>200217145
in ireland we don't have water shrews or moles
>>200217105This woman said she'd been listening to 2Pac's music since 1986, 5 whole years before his first ever track with Digital Underground
What do they think they're gaining from all this
>>200217071someone called me spice nigger months ago and i still think about it to this day
having a think
enjoying this bit A LOT
It is actually weird that France would celebrate Europe for a segment rather than just celebrating themselves for the whole ceremony But you won't find many c*ntinentals who'd admit this
>>200217180haha that is a good one but doesn't work for boongas
mmhmm hymens getting viciously ripped up now in council estates
>>200217164Hard for the oriental to differentiate out Roma physiognomy. It would be like asking us to recognise the difference between a Chinese, a Japanese and a Korean
I genuinely despise him far, far more than mousenonce.
they keep bringing the bangers like this i might go out
where does this fucking tranny shite have to be in every single thing nowadaysim fucking sick of it
>>200217193
Marchon Marchon
bring on the gyrating blacks and trannies
diego on a mad one
>>200217243agreed. you know what to do
cute
Yanks have no concept of the British working-class, especially the north, they think the whole country's like a Richard Curtis film
haven't slept at all the past 3 days but still want to drink
https://rumble.com/v58h6a2-sneakowasright.html
>An entire fucking geographyhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geography_of_antisemitism
>>200217305Not one yank on the planet knows who Richard Curtis is.
>>200217281
>>200217305They're not all too dissimilar to their blue collar workers really
would you be for or against barbary macaques being let wild in britain.
anti-work brigade on the ropes watching this
>Physics of anti-semitism
>>200217080They're all watching the Olympics>>200217136This vastly expensive event only happens every 4 years, it's interesting to see how different countries do it
tummy and arse are sore and got a bit of a headache
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f73Y_spLfYI
englands brave lasha talakadzhe
>>200217338Nah reckon the boats need stopping
id love to give her a hot beef injection
just killed the strange man who kidnapped my son with a single powerful metallic uppercut, and now I need to find out how get my son out of here
>>200217320https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geography_of_antisemitism#Antisemitism_rates_by_nation
>>200217422Look at those pupils!
cute!
>>200217401>Sport?
>>200217320Did you know the first medieval use of the blood libel against Jews happened in this country? England. A little boy, William of Norwich was on Mousehold Heath, just outside Norwich, where he was murdered. The locals blamed the Jews, said they’d killed him to use his blood in their rituals. There would have been a relatively big Jewish community in Norwich at the time, on account of the wool trade
pupillad fucking loves his dilated pupils
jk rowling considering topping herself watching this
>>200217444definitely going in the eccie'd folder lad
wish i had a pretty gf with blue eyes and nice big tits
The Quaternary origins of the modern British mammal fauna https://sci-hub.ru/10.1111/j.1095-8312.1989.tb01559.x
Mousenonce Heath
>>200217422Thousand-vax stare
imagine your country being below or just above californiamad
>>200217457Medieval leftypol insisting that it's just a conspiracy theory
A man who isn’t wearing a jacket, complaining that he’s cold
>In 1492, King Ferdinand II of Aragon and Queen Isabella I of Castille issue the Alhambra Decree, mandating that all Jews be expelled from the country.>The start of the Spanish Golden Age was in 1492 and lasted until 1659
>>200217514how much would a federal eu have
When he has brown eyes
Remember the Scissor SistersWhat were that all about
why is she singing an english song? bit suss init
>>200217514mad how japan still has the 3rd highest GDP in the world even though its been stagnant for almost 30 years
LENNON IS TURNING IN HIS GRAVE
>>200217574are brown eyes a race
>>200217428got bored of fallout 4 and started playing terraria again
>>200217440
A man drinking hot chocolate with cream and marshmallows.
Why don't I have a gf?
>>200217575they took my mum out all night oncei didnt have a clean uniform for school the next morningdidn't have breakfast eitherscissor sisters have a lot to answer for
>singing a song written by an englishman in english yeah really french this
When he has Irish ancestry
>>200217538
The First Cold War was a lot less gay than this one
Jews stealing wafers from local churches to use the body of Jesus in their rituals making our Lord cry. Called the desecration of the Host
just done my first wee in 3 days and it was the colour of copper
Ironman tattoos.
>Imagine there's no countries>It's the OlympicsHow do they keep doing this shite
wrote a new poem lads
:(
rabbi going hawk tuah on a baby dick
someone here might like thisAn Early Pleistocene hippopotamus from Westbury Cave, Somerset, England: support for a previously unrecognized temperate interval in the British Quaternary recordhttps://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/jqs.3375
A man with a shopping list and a pen ticking it off as he goes
>>200217761Good post
>>200217710Drink more water or look forward to kidney stones
>>200217440>United States>only 10%absolute state of this countrywhy are our boomers such utter golems
>fuck it I know this one
When did the Olympic opening ceremony become the least cool thing in the world? Did we do it?
This shit sucks, London was way better. Remember Mr. Bean, James Bond, the Queen or this insane danse ensemble that reenacted the industrial revolution?London was soul overload. This sucks ass.
mark david chapman out of prison after 43 years
>>200217761Horrific post
rorke gone mental
>>200217650i do this
>>200216614>its over
Where the olypmics stream is?
rorke falling out a coconut tree landing down the woke memoryhole
>>200217779Christianity, comfort from a post war economy and being the dysgenic trash of Europe
>>200217793No Even though I didn't rate ours, it was at least "cool" for the most part This one is just straight Eurovision
Had a youtube stream of the French ceremony on and it showed nothing except some French guy and his wife greeting people
>>200217797mark chapman is a radio dj and tv presenter
well said ry
our opening ceremony was mega kino bit embarrassed for the frenchies tee bee aitch
>>200217793Ours started off pretty goodI guess it was when we started whacking off about muh NHS was the exact moment Olympic opening ceremonies went to shit
Average European festival
>>200217881>whacking offFOY
>>200217878>arrrr enaychess>arrrr negroes>arrr jeeets
Cans?How's the form and what are the plans for this lovely evening of cans?For Canslad, it'll be watching a new movie I just downloaded
they mocked our ceremony for having too many blacks in it. who's laughing now?
I reckon women being rorkeish is an ickthey should be naive and bit daft
rorke's on that good kush and alcohol
Average American festival
This is just silly
Diddy would have loved these opening ceremonies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28BvG6MMLGA
>>200217913Haven't gone any cans. Might have to improvise with the 'occles of 'iskey
>>200217815https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dhZ8fuYuPI
>>200217495the cronem have her now, be patient
Is it just me or is this opening ceremony utterly fucking shite lmfaoWhat is this? Seriously lol
>>200217926fittie at work doesn't know where crimea is
>>200217943If only
Hitler would have loved these opening ceremonies
Even my giganormie family have switched over to watching buffy the vampire slayerGlobalism has completely lost the heart of the common man
>>200217514>our GDP is larger than California's, despite California being an economic titan, the home to many of the world's richest companiesMad how powerful Britain is
>The Norman Conquest prompted the arrival of Jews to England for the first time. William I needed to borrow large sums of money to consolidate his position as the King of England and he turned to Jewish merchants from Rouen, Normandy to provide him with this much-needed income.
They should do a bit on French history. Asterix, The franks, Clovis and that, the regime ancien, the revolutions, Napoleon. A bit on the Dreyfus affair, Verdun, Charles De Gaul and the OAC
>>200217994it's been dire mateindicative of the state of all things in the current year
>>200217514What are you spending it on though Crap it looks like!!
>>200218053english people should have got their bread up
>>200217971Good lad
cbc cutting away from the cool stuff like the countries' procession and silver horse to play commercials but making sure each and every moment of the numerous drag shows is shown
nobody knows the trouble I've seen
i want trump to win just because it causes so many alphabet guy tears . just pissing and shitting like 'noooo my murders won't happen as easily now. i mean, they'll still happen but it won't be as efficient'
not seen the ceremony but I'm assuming woke mob yeh?
>>200218098he's going to win fs
>>200217994Not a chud and even I’m thinking it’s too much now
>>200217108The art director has made more other faggotry in the past like a LGBT show in Avignone. They knew what they were doing and who they chose.
GENDER PAY GAPBRING IT BACK
well said zaz
we cut now to the car park at the eiffel tower
>>200218074>The King [William] stopped at nothing to hunt his enemies. He cut down many people and destroyed homes and land. Nowhere else had he shown such cruelty. This made a real change. To his shame, William made no effort to control his fury, punishing the innocent with the guilty. He ordered that crops and herds, tools and food be burned to ashes. More than 100,000 people perished of starvation.
>>200218023>home to many of the world's richest companiesIreland is like this too, doesn't mean much
>>200218120Doubt itEveryone has forgotten the assassination attempt and the crazy cat ladies are angry. Plus Kamala has a boost in not being the old guy
>>200218147deal. it's a one child benefit cap now.
if a girl can name more than 10 countries she isn't the one
>>200218196how so
Yeah scrap child benefit, spot on love
It's like some crappy avant-guardist art project you would watch on arte at midnight mixed with an American trash TV drag episode.
>>200218122Left Canavalised by monstersMiddleRaped her sonRightDied for no reason
>>200218132it's just not even french cultureit's globohomo lgbt, it's not appropriate for such an occasion even if you support it
Enjoying a quiet pint with the missus at the Black Bull Inn
God it is so fucking horrible when I get a Canadian stream of a sporting event and have to watch their hyper posed gay shit. Instantly starts talking about indigenous communities. I know the US is bad but holy fuck Canada is so fucking laughable.
w*ke leftycunts don't even watch sports ffs why appease them so much
>>200217125
>>200218196You like them before they've set foot into a geography lesson huh? Disgusting pervert
>>200218210>Canavalised
>>200218226Jews rule the world get over it
hello
>>200218147scrap the benefit entirelywe shouldn't encourage lazy scrounging cunts to produce even more feral scrounging criminal bastards
just seen a faceless joan of arc
>>200218266hello
>>200218266end wokeness
Joan of Arc? Trans
IdeaGive benefits to minimum wage workers instead
>>200218272Xhe's Jxxn (non-binary) of Arc now
>>200218266Alri Lionel
Mary Antoinette? Black baby factory.
>>200218282well said rorke
luxembourg gf
You're in a room with 3 monkeys. One has a banana, one has a bone and one has a stick. Which is the most intelligent primate?
>>200218358bizarre post from the corrupted mind of a porn addict
>>200218210yeah? and?
C'est fini
>>200218105peng alert
>>200218340
sick to bastard death of those peopleyou know who I mean
>>200218379me
what do you think would happen if the russians nuked paris rignt now
>>200218410it's not a cishet cutewoman
napoleon rolling in his tomb at this cucked pozzed troonpilled clownworld goyslop? nah napoleon loved jews
got a headache. my tummy and runny arse are sore. need a ciggie but cbf going outside. i want some junk food and coca cola. might pop some valium, go for mcdonalds, smoke a ciggie on the drive there, one on the way back, eat the maccies then go to bed.
>>200218379Me
>>200218385>porn addictIt's on TV right now
>>200218105wish I were as fit as her
>>200218196You don't want an educated woman?
>>200218340oh my days, this can't be real
>>200218358sick of the right wing moralfags being like>im so much better than you because i sympathise with the little girl queen and the romanovs dying instead of the thousands of poor people who died under the rule
This is the end of modern times
>>200218429I'd probably turn over from the music channels
>>200218450What is?
>>200218442Wrong actually he regretted freeing the Jews
so utterly bored of everything aha
>>200218465patriarchy is when you're wearing clothes
>>200218398Jean-Philippe, I asked for (You) 5 times, qu'est-ce que c'est man? Bump machine broken?
>>200218502give prison a go
Jews shall pay
lol that ambulance
“Joan of Arc was a trans girl who identified with…”You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.
Had a cheeky quiet pint with the St Lucian missus at the White Stallion.
Toby nowhere to be seendown the pub no doubt
why are we like this?
>>200218488The black male worship
Headin' up the saloon, as we say
>>200218582They're melodramatic He isn't And I don't like him
>>200218591send another wave
>>200218552>before the common eraRuins the whole joke
>>200218582revolt against the modern world
>>200218591Woah Ukraine is winning. Slava Ukraini
get them in and get the organisers rewarded
get them housed
dont think refugees should be playing sports
>>200218419Come on lad, the French aren't that bad
>>200218591who actually believes this horse shit
Mad how half those boats are going straight across the channel
get them gassed up and driving
Get them wanked
reckon freddie mercury should be on polympics
>>200218642it exposes it
gobbled one whole chungus poo shit faggot
get them given gold medals
>>200218704The same scum cattle who believe in corona, vaccines, lockdowns etc. aka the worthless
very tiredeyelids are heavyonly had two beers
get them worshipedget them coddled
>>200218582Powerful Brits pay no heed to the rain
Arse chebs bums and tums
pot of gold medals
>>200218750that's why you're not a cattle. you're unique russian semen guzzler who knows what's good
>>200218582his hair's not even wet, some trickery afoot here
>>200218797fuck off
>>200218704I'm looking forward to your next post where you will definitively prove those stats to be incorrect
joan d'arc, meet john d'ark
>>200218820trained her whole life for this moment
>>200218817can't cause you're sucking my cock. say slava Rosii.
wish i was in paris ngl
have you ever seen a wild wallaby in britaini read they are there
New>>200218850>>200218850>>200218850>>200218850
WHERE IS CELINE DION????
Reckon little Ukraine's doin' mighty fine against Russia
realistically russia and ukraine have probably taken similar casualties and material losses. russia being on the offensive is balanced by them having numerical superiority in every aspect. there's no such thing as an unbiased source on an ongoing conflict so i wouldn't believe any "official" figures
>>200218870Oh so you can't prove those stats to be incorrect? Wow what a shocker
>>200218704x
