>Mornin' officer. What seems to be the pro->GET OUT OF THE FUCKING CAR RIGHT NOW LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS LAY ON THE FUCKING GROUND DON'T MOVE A MUSCLE HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD CRAWL TOWARDS ME LAY ON YOUR STOMACH SPREAD YOUR LEGS DO A BACKFLIP DON'T MOVE YOUR FUCKING ARMS WHAT ARE YOU REACHING FOR DONT YOU FUCKING MOV- GUN!!!>**BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG**
>When the smoke clears, the officer spots a long, pointy object in my hand. It is a kabob stick, and every bullet he fired at me has been impaled on the stick. He watches in horror as I deepthroat the stick and the rattling sound of lead is heard tumbling down my throat.*GULP*Problem, officer?
>>200216899Won’t happen to me
PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS IN THE AIR TIMMY