nipple edition
japanese females taking it up the arse
I would go out tonight, but I haven't got a stitch to wear.
>>200231919is that Limahl or Sharleen Spiteri?
why is it when you cry and you feel like you're underwater what is that why does it happen?would always feel like I was semi drowning as a child when I cried myself to sleep every night
>>200231942waterboarding would give you some perspective
When you get olderYour wild life will live for younger daysThink of me if ever you're afraid."He said, "One day you'll leave this world behindSo live a life you will remember."My father told me when I was just a childThese are the nights that never dieMy father told me
made a commitment to myself to not drink (and obviously not leave the house cos of that) this weekendwish me luckfirst weekend without booze since the middle of june
sucking a coffee and a niccy pouch this lovely saturday morn’
Might drink tomorrow and get wasted.Wish me luck.
>>200232030good luck ladneed a break from the booze as well but it always draws me back in after a week of toil.
consumed a lot of the alcoholic jew last nightnow considering turning to the pornographic jew to have a couple of hangover wanks
>>200232093should've just learned to swim dickhead
>>200232093how do you drown in a pool nigga get some floaties
>>200231941it's beautiful precious keanu
i thought the opening ceremony was pretty good
SCARS WILL HEAL
Feeling shoot based this morning, brother
always thought the micro-smg in gta 4 was a mac-10 but apparently it's a micro-uzi, and i liked it more than the other SMG when the whole time it was a jewish weapon
Four scrambled eggs and cofeee for breakfast
>>200232206https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxoowglHU2w
>>200232217>scrambled eggslol.poverty food
>>200232162It was an abomination
>>200232217well little man it's 5 scrambled eggs and a stronger coffee for me
>>200232221i love this film iam from india
>>200232223eggs are a good source of protein and keto
official egg rankingpoached > omelette > boiled >>>>>>>> fried >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> scrambled
He was 4 years old when Brexit was votedHe was 8 when Covid hitHes now starting year 8 of secondary schoolMENTAL
>>200232248scrambled with mayowinning
>>200232239yeah but real men with jobs eat boiled or fried eggshyacinth bucket types have omelettesdecent cooks have poached eggsposhos have coddled eggs once a year
>>200232118>>200232144nasty sick miserable fucks
>>200232252Why are you talking like that about a 12 yo lad, mate?
white girls' boobies
I think you'll find boiled and marinated quail's eggs are the best
I put the bred in the tosterI put my hand in the spread containerI put my hand spread on the hot crunchy breadIt meltYumIt melts
>>200232263i tried "boiled" eggs in air fryer it wasnt the same
japanese god-given egg rankingraw >>>>>>>>>>(only allowed for chosen people)>>>>>>>>>>> poached > omelette > boiled >>>>>>>> fried >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> scrambled
>>200232223lol how's that then
Having a Saturday morning suicide dream
>>200232087thjanksi know matei fucking know so boring and lonely at the weekend sober and alone but gota stopit's too much
How that happen
>>200232307Jajaja hey gringo
>>200232307Its coming for us tooHope I'm dead before that
>>200232307can't say otherwise i'll be labeled anti semitic
>>200232307bare man rinsing the border innit
FJB
>>200232335Fentanyl Jived Beef
>>200232341phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range?
any pocklington man in
Taking the sobaka out on a brisk morning walk
Used this website in order to wake up at the optimal timesleepytime.ccNgl I'm feeling refreshed
did ket last night and had a very weird trip, vaped DMT after and think i might have given myself brain damage
>>200232372The disembodied spirit of a former tech tycoon calling from the void to not click this link
>>200232395he was good in fight club
thinking of adopting a pit bull
Whats he thinking atm
>>200232395You can't click it because it's not a hyperlink you spaz
>>200232392*high five*
>>200232417>i wish i could be part of the satanic ritual in paris
>>200232417>Whats he thinking atm"these edibles aint shit"
red velvetquality
Morning team. Got my taekwondo grading coming up soon. Wish me luck x
>>200232417I Hire 100 Lawyers to Sue My Detractors
kill yourself, ugly tranny
*gay autistic neek voice*ERM actually its not a browser based hyperlink and therefore not clickable through conventional means errrr
>>200232417>my Jewish handlers will sort this out, hope I don't have to be the tranny
>>200232417could spark any one of them oout
>>200232417>I hope they are desiring my gf, sexually
>neek
Bake him away toys
Dog owners are mentally ill and their smelly loud beasts should be confiscated
>>200232468nerd+geekneekthe more you know
>>200232478Wouldn't your dad be upset when they cart your mum off?
>>200232412Needs to be sent off to Glubokoe asap
took a paracetamol capsule for my hangover, it didnt go down properly and now it's stuck in my throatif I had an easy means of suicide I would definitely do it now
please stop fighting
average american transport
>>200232502done that freak up like a kipper
how old were you lads when you had your first wank?
>>200232248my preference for egg preparation can vary wildly depending on my mood
>>200232502oh he's been done
>>200232513eat a piece of bread and have some hot tea
>>200232519piss off you reasonable cunt
>>200232516prefer f15s myself
>>200232519it's giving scrambled
>>200232516prefer flying boats me
>>200232535*slinks away with my tail buttplug between my legs*
>>200232534have already done both of those things
i like them hard boiled. much easier to pop in my mouth that way
Might help out Russia when theyre about done taking the last village in whateverland so i can take credit for all the years of blood sweat and tears.
>>200232437Red velvet is pleb tier hereNever going to push back a slice when it's offered though, same with madiera or storebought sponge
Scrambled > omelettes > fried > boiledSimple as
Two blueberry pancakes for the petit dejeuner
used to eat scrambled eggs almost every day until they started giving me migraines :(
>>200232516The USgay can't build that any more lol, they have to cannibalise other planes to keep it flying.
the best thing about summer is how quickly laundry dries
>>200232248an omelette lives or dies depending entirely on what you add to it, so i don't really think it's fair to rank it so highly
>>200232574you missed poached
>>200232589That is very good tbcauf
if im completely frank with you lads, omelettes are grim
>>200232589It lush
>>200232596are you incapable of making a good omelette then?
>>200232582its not worth building realisticallyf-35 does most of its roles and can land on carriersf-22 is like the concorde. god tier engineering that didnt see much real world use
tarqs going on about eggs like there isn't a pandemic
>>200232609You are grim
What's the difference between scrambled eggs and omelette?
>>200232562well you could stick your finger down your throat and see if vomiting pushes it outyou shouldn't really be taking paracetamol after a night of binge drinking anyway you don't want to do that to your livertry aspirin instead and some lucozade
>>200232639prefer not to say
>>200232639is google broken?
>>200232612usually don't have the requisite ingredients to make it good on hand
>>200232629Pandeggmic
>>200232639Omelette is set in one massScrambled eggs you agitate them as they cook so they end up as a mess of soft cooked egg
>On economics, the proposals recommend cutting and restricting the use of food stamps and social welfare programs, creating more eligibility requirements for Medicaid, creating a two-rate individual tax system of 15% and 30%, reducing the corporate income tax rate, cutting rates for high-income investors and canceling federal student loan forgiveness programs.Turns out fashy Aryan right wingers are just the usual wealthy grifters
>>200232639scrambled egg has butter and milk and omelette is just whisked egg
>>200232644people always talk about how taking paracetamol after drinking will ruin your liver but where's the proofit doesn't existjust one of those things people like to say
>>200232661 no shit lmaowhy the working class falls for populist dogshit is beyond me
>>200232668scrambled egg doesnt use milk traditionally
Hi y'all. How we all doing here on this fine saturday morning? Getting top surgery tomorrow (finally), im a bit nervous but it's what i want so im not going to back out now.
>>200232652sorry i didn't think to consider your personal problems in my ranking you IDIOT oh you are a bloody idiot aren't you
>>200232661I'm shocked, SHOCKED>Sir, your tax refund
>>200232652no eggs in arsegaylia?
>>200232434lolol
buying egg
tunehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlyFY0imh6M
>>200232705We genuinely are having rationing and when I went to a cafe a little while back the breakfast wraps were made with ersatz egg
Fuck me I hate phoneposting
How bad is the F-35 really or is it not at all and it's just fighter jet 'development hell'
>>200232730its better than anything china or russia has
>>200232723aussie niggas be eating jewish eggs
>>2002322286 eggs and the STRONGEST coffee, I win.
we need to curry favour with the Indians
>>200232730>>200232742Not true.Those countries are capable now whereas even the US secret service is useless.
what's an appropriate dinnertime lads?i usually eat late (around 9 or 10) these days because i get really tired after a big meal
>>200232669it's bad matebinge drinking already taxes your liver and uses up all your enzymes so it can't deal with the paracetamol which is also very taxing
fucking stinks of egg in here
>>200232722https://youtube.com/watch?v=rXiC0KBbmFY
if you don't have at least 8 eggs at breakfast you are undoubtedly a noodle armed communist woke and clownpilled npc faggot
>>2002327717
>>200232762what does the secret service have to do with plane tech.imagine still running dual engine jets in 2024 lmao
>>200232771Usually 6pm for me
>>200232772nahit's fine
>>200232689Do you want to marry me? I want to be an UK Citizen.
my brekkie? Pack of McCoys crisps
>>200232771somewhere between 7-8pmchildren and pensioners eat earlier, foreign freaks eat later
>>200232771on gym days i eat at 16:30/17:00
>>200232794Looks like neo vagina discharge
dinner time is exactly 18:11. if you have it at a different time you're probably a paedophile
*hands you a bowl of eggs*you have to eat these
Just learned that you can make omelette on the electric oven.
>>200232813
fuck it, gonna make a 'shroom 'lette right now. Those egg council creeps finally got to me
>>200232814do i get to choose how i prepare them
a pu pod poei orto rks cy h
>>200232840*stamps a blue lion on your head*
>>200232840>'shroom 'letteFOY
*red lion
>a pu pod poei orto rks cy h
find it bizarre that abortion is applauded, it's literally child murder
From age etc jamboree is the only omelette
>>200232859AI generated shite
mushrooms are nasty
for me, it's the eton mess
>>2002327711 pm
why is everything like this now? https://i.4cdn.org/sp/1722026200146351.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/sp/1722026390891656.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/sp/1722025186243840.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/sp/1722025427224840.webm
>>200232884It's numbers station steganography nonceryProbably if you've got the right software it turns into a photo of a rottweiler fucking an 11 year old girl
>>200232900most people are ok with this. you are in the minority. nobody agrees with you
>>200232885Some of them are tasty and make certain dishes nicer, but they're usually much rarer and more expensive. The generic mushrooms you find in a supermarket are absolutely rank. Also, fungi generally have almost no nutritional value.
>>200232885a high dose of the psilocybin ones should be required to be taken by everyone at least twice a year
>>200232894fucking grim
>>200232860it's a red lion actually x
>>200232891is that similar to the yale thing
>>200232940let's see paul allen's american psycho reference
need an eyebrows gf
>>200232900the troons won. They have successfully bullied all major networks and media conglomerates into pushing their agendas on pain of being "cancelled" or some shit
Why are you guys up so early?Me? early bird gets the worm, simple really.
>>200232955haha christian bale yeah? big fan
>>200232964Reckon I'd could keep a gf for about 2 hours
Offtaebedx
>>200232885child>>200232900>>200232969might check out trans pride later today
>>200232923except that isn't really true is it, I meet people on a daily basis that think it's all tedious and overdone
>>200232879is this shane macgowan's son?
>>200232991no you don'tmake no mistake, you are alone
>>200232970I'm considering a haircut
>Put Olympics on>It's a chef talking about cooking in prisonsLiterally what
>>200232970dont have proper blinds/curtains to keep it dark in the bedroomwake up at ~7 each day anywayso unless i'm hungover (even then I still wake up then) I wake up at 7ishand if i'm sober i can't get back to sleep easily so here i am awake since 7.10 on a saturdaygrim
>>200232114been there pal, no good
the female vampire in what we do in the shadows (TV series, 2019-) is fit
>>200233008you can't cook in prison, all you've got is a microwave and noodles
>>200232900Our friend Dimitri has something to say about the french
>>200232913very sick mind you havemaybe you should go and tell a nurse
6 rashers and sourdough for breakfast
>>200232983You need better locks then haha!
>>200233024she's romanian
>>200233024she crosses the threshold between "curvy" and "fat" and some point during the show unfortunately
Shitposting on here is better than being addicted to tiktok, right?
200232900
>>200233010you sound like me, I literally cannot have a lie in any more I just auto wake at 6 every day even if I'm tired af
>>200233034He's right
fucking hate dogs, can't walk outside without hearing these cunts barking from all sides
>>200233078I let my dog go outside and bark whenever he wants
>>200233061leagues imoeven if it’s just shitposting you’re still engaging with the site and other anons, tiktok is just brainrotted scrolling
>>200233078Same but with foreigners
>>200233061I suspect they're shades of the same illness.Except most of us here have been addicted since like 2008 with dopamine synapses that look like burnt matches.
>>200233061I like to think /brit/ is at least an active thing you're participating in rather than mindless scrolling brainrot but it's a bit of a stretch
>>200233055pipe down colin robinson
>>200233061Yes, the posters on here are sentient
>>200233066https://i.4cdn.org/sp/1722046787594736.webm
>>200233074yeah im always tired have never been able to get back to sleep after I wake up unless it's ridiculous thing like 3am end up having naps during the day if i'm too tired to carry onunless i'm hungover then i can sleep ab it lol
Gonna have boiled eggs, only 3, not much of a geezer me.
drinking lots of waterwitz
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x64bid6haha spot on x
>>200232613Thisf-22 is like a v16 Bughatti that you can only use against other people who use V8 MustangsNo point, its extremely over engineered relative to what it could face and thats even when its like almost 20 years old now.f 35 is a more economic scaled down version that the government will also allow to be exported for sale.
tiktok is brairot but this place is actually really great and only intellectuals post here
me and the gf
>>200233052i think she's supposed to be a greek gypsy actually
Posting on /brit/ has made me funnier but weirder
>>200233078MORE BLACKSMORE DOGSMORE IRISH
plane wanker loves his military planes
I have become more skilled in the art of fooling people
>>200233194sounds like you've brainrotted too hard bro
think I have the 'vid haha
2 weeks of boring bastards seething about the opening ceremony
got cockrot me
>>200233194/brit/rot is its own thing.And ive posted in basically discord/reddit versions of /brit/ in the past
>>200232771between 5 and 8 anything after your fat and anything before you get too hungry before bedtime
>>200233061no i'd say tiktok has more creativity and intelligence than britbrit is below average place average iq here is probably around 90 and creativity even lowerfor the odd good post you have to scroll through farm ore posts than you do on tiktok>>200233226blog on diego
>>200233097it's a very good painting
ah, it's good to see you.
>>200233218told everyone in toil i had covid so i didn’t have to do to the pride walk the office bender was getting people to attend and now i’ve woken up with all the symptoms of it
Today's kinography.
>>200233197looks like every 25-35 year old woman's facebook profile picture
>>200232970im up drinking coffees and smoking rollies, playing total war
tiktok is a growing platform enjoyed by young and old alike4chan is a dying platform, only used by the same dwindling group of maladjusted 30-somethings who can't bring themselves to leaveit accrues no new users
I keep my /brit/ consumption at low levels
>>200233237tiktok has zero creativity, every single thing it farts out is derivative of something else
Any smelly dehydrated wee man in
>>200233271>maladjusted 30-somethingsHate them allDie off pls
>>200233267inconceivably based
>>200233252https://youtu.be/KWyBmEsKm1U?t=230
>>200233271this is a good thing
It’s insane how much power and money is up for grabs in the corporate world for people with some semblence of eloquence.With the completely butchered vernacular of the average person and no one reading to have some sort of intrapersonal expertise, the ones that do and come across as sharp to the boomer executives is on course for the same fast track through life as the boomers did, unironically
>>200233280*raises a withered claw*
>>200233276by that logic neither does brit
>>200233298You sound like you are a guy who experimented with other guys in college and cross your legs when you sit
was wanking to angela white sticking her tongue up a black chaps arsehole there
We had the queen skydive out of a helicopter. The French had trannies on a walkway. I think it's fair to say who the better country is.
I struggle to imagine what/brit/ between 3am to 5am GMT is like
Just got called a jew in aldi
>>200233317well that doesn't sound very appealingwhy would you do that?
>>200233308never claimed any difference, was just refuting the absurd claim that tiktok is creative
>>200233194noticed a definite uptick an aggressive and butthurt behaviour in /brit/ lately and i can't attribute it all to diego unless he's really working overtime
>>200233315I’m someone who sees the writing on the wall, and it’s obvious how little you need today to be in the good graces of the people that can springboard you into 10x-ing your quality of life
youtube has ublock origin on the ropes
>>200233317she stopped being attractive to me when she turned into a BBC obsessed turboslut
>>200233315We knew that from his flag
p po por aorc uekh dty is o
anyone going to the big rorke protest in london today? think its dommy robinsons mob
chest in full flake-mode after the sunburnlovely x
>>200233321we still had questionable black fellas in the historical section though
>>200233321I go back and watch the 2012 opening on youtube sometimes, such is the kino
>>200233347it broke my heart when I found out my favourite porn actress was a slut
>>200233271nonsense, we get crops of new zoomers every year although admittedly the site in general is in decline
The 2012 opening ceremony was unironically the beginning of the end
>>200233356im goign transpride x
>>200233339I have an above average vocabulary and talk eloquently enough and people aren't just offering me 7 figure jobs left and right
>>200233359do you have nothing better to do in your life than watch 12 year old videos?
I agree with michael owenfilms aren't that good
>>200233360the kind of wank material angela white is in is not regular porn, it's some kind of hyper hardcore goon bait that's becoming normalised instead of being seen as niche
>>200233395bait teed up nicely here, let's see who takes it
>>200233382AAAAAA 12 YEARS AGOONE OF THE THINGS ABOUT MY CHILDHOOD I ACTUALLT REMEMBER i hate it i hate it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RWHKgeQRHoLavren what's your skincare routine girl
Business idea: Britain should invest in ice hockey. We're quite good at field hockey and we have lots of Pakis who are also good at that. Plus the rules are similar to football so people will understand.
>>200233371I used to be scared of browsing 4chan in public in case someone recognised it but these days I doubt anyone knows what 4chan is or cares
CANT FIND MY JUUL CHARGER
>>200233449I have a season ticket for the Dundee Stars. Ice hockey (non arena teams) is so fucking kino in this country
>>200233452lol
>>200233449No ice We can only do slush hockey
I was heartbroken when my favourite aryan trad porn actress got blacked, how could she betray the white race like that?
>>200233356>dommy robinsonsloves indians that lad
Mad how Australia has ski jumping but it's into a swimming pool
eating porridge
>>200233485It's inside mate
Every porn actress takes an occasional BBC but only the hideous/fat/jewish ones make it their entire thing
>>200233452mad going around town on the bus phoneposting and seeing all the expired bans people have had from posting here. more people use 4chan here than I realised
>>200233347>BBC obsessed turboslutI don't think she is, I think she's more in that category of supernymph who'll just fuck anything to get herself offand fwiw her best scene is the asmr one where she's the doctor rimming a guy
>>200233440>so um it turns out dating a guy that looks and behaves like scum doesn't go well and I had to learn that through experiencewhy are women so retarded
Actually grim when people say theyre into the normie whore pornstars who are in their 30s and look rancid
For me it's Dillion Harper
>>200233523kek yeah I stumble on the occasional ancient ban that somebody got for shitposting on /sp/ or whatever a decade ago and I wonder where these people are now
foe me it's hana himezaki
>>200233559to be honest im just into watching female holes get fucked, don't care much for the visage
>>200233559just like me
>>200233579Caveman 14 yr old brain
I found out recently that my favourite pornstar that I wanked to so much as a child (Cody Lane) died
>>200233579ever tried shagging a female hole instead?
>>200233584as god intended
have yet to have breakfastthink i should start making myself a nice breakfast on the weekends. thinking pancakes, then i can alternative betwen savoury and sweet every weekend.
rorke
>>200233587Coeur de Lain
>>200233562based monoboob enjoyer
>>200233601no women are disgusting
manic jew women with elastic arseholes
>>200233604pancakes are gay, get some meat, eggs and black coffee down you
>>200233601no I despise all human contact
NEW>>200233644>>200233644>>200233644
>>200233640only ugly people say this
You could write an entire essay about Englishness based on this picture; the loathing of fuss, the stubborn refusal to acknowledge his mounting discomfort
>>200233652yes, I am ugly
>>200233579grim af
>>200231919Holy fuck this is suppossed to be a SFW board ffs!!!! Fuck you OP
