bradders action figure edish
absolute state of heathermong looooool
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Thank you for not making us use another heathermong thread
>>201180268Do you guys think you'll be the least relevant anglo country in five decades?
>>201180302Lmao no
>>201180302fuck off
>>201180310Depends if New Zealand still exists
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>>201180302Fuck off Heathermong you evil ghoul.
>>201180328What if it doesn't?
i'm here now lads
two plus two is fourminus one that's
Ok wtf. I just had a t shirt on my bed and I was going to put it on because my current t shirt got dirty and sweaty. But now the shirt that was on my bed is gone and I can't find it.
https://smashkarts.io/join/7CAAx get the karts smashed
>>201180351Then I reckon it’s a toss up between the two of us
>>201180368im wearing it
>>201180342Fuck off Heathermong you evil ghoul.
========== Survey ===========Do you enjoy posting on /brit/ ?[ ] Yes[ ] No[ ] Don't know(If answered No to previous)Why do you continue to post here?
it's time to face the facts. europe needs a common language.
vaginal odour
>Adam
>>201180441That's why you have Latin.
Wish his name wasn’t Adam because that’s my name too and I always get paranoid that you’re talking about me instead.
I am exuding a jester type energy this evening
>>201180462common daily household language
Adam
2v1 and an easy dub2v1 and an easy dub
>>201180410im a erk....
>>201180369this game's shit i can't even have a funny username
No I won’t be playing your childish games
this is just embarrassinghttps://www.animationxpress.com/latest-news/asia-creates-90-of-american-televised-animated-shows-study/americans, explain yereselves
If butterflies don't need to be taught how to flyThen surely I can forgive youIf you and I can put all these differences asideThen surely we can be human
>>201180495Yeah?
>>201180410*refuses to take the survey*
Uncle Billy had an eight inch willly
*walks past the surveyor pretending not to hear*
>>201180536>News Hub for Indian Animation VFX Comics Gaming Merchandising Applications Ecosystem
>>201180372Well good luck.
No seriously where did my shirt goI like that shirt and I want it back
Sometimes I get a dull aching in my balls and it feels like something is terribly terribly wrong, but then it goes away after a bit so I just pretend I’m fine
need to find a daddy before twink dead
6yNxNrrfC7sHiYwT
done him
Mental that skribblio doesn't allow punctuation on mobile. Couldn't get '
nobody tell me the football scores, I'm about to watch last night's taped match of the day
Murrica is so desperate for a ceasefire so they can say it was all jamala jammysis, please vote for "black" female and fuck orange man, and then they'll start bombing again brown people
got a driving lesson tomorrow, first one in like a month, probably completely forgotten how to drive now
>>201180733wasn't fair 2 vs 1 was it
i smoke backwoods and dutchies you can’t touch me
>>201180770crybaby soreloser runt
A lot of people don't know this but Russian conservatives HATED Tolstoy's works in his day!Saint John of Kronstadt said that Tolstoy ought to have a boulder haung around his neck and dropped into a river!
might order a bab n chips
Remember that one2one advert with Chris Evans, John Lennon and the Chinese tank guy
>>201180771don't worry no-one wants to
>>201180750Press accelerator before you lift clutchThis is what they don't want you to know
>>201180784could have just said you're a Virginia lad
Don’t understand people who can’t drive. Three pedals and a wheel. Takes about an hour or two to learn to make a car move.Then just follow traffic lights, signs, road markings and other traffic. How do you fuck that up?
>>201180410*ticks the 'Don't know' box*
Garden pieFullHalfGarden pieReleased 20 February 2006 (Update)Members YesQuest item NoPropertiesTradeable YesEquipable NoStackable NoNoteable YesEdible YesOptions Eat, DropExamine What I wouldn't give for a good steak about now...ValuesValue 24 coinsHigh alch 14 coinsLow alch 9 coinsWeight 0.001 kgGrand ExchangeExchange 124 coins (info)Buy limit 10,000Daily volume 11,212View real-time pricesGarden pie is a type of pie that restores 12 Hitpoints in total, 2 bites each healing for 6. It also temporarily boosts Farming by 3. A pie dish will remain after both bites are consumed. It can be obtained by baking a raw garden pie on a cooking range, requiring level 34 Cooking and granting 138 experience when successful. When cooking there is a chance to fail, resulting in burnt pie. The burn rate decreases as the player's Cooking level increases, and it will stop burning entirely at Cooking level 68. Alternatively, casting the Bake Pie spell from the lunar spellbook will always create a pie without burning it.Garden pie is a possible task from Romily Weaklax in the Cooks' Guild.
not allowed
what's your excuse for being a fuckup lads? dad molest you or somethin?
>>201180838tiny penisno point trying
>>201180784most people you stopped on the street wouldn't know who Tolstoy even is, let alone his standing among the conservative establishment in late Tsarist Russia
Breaking: BBC moving headquarters to iraq
>>201180838Autism and one testicle
>>201180816You don't own a car do you
Booking tickets to Iraq as we speak
>>201180862Yeah. Toyota IQ
>>201180871you're not clever.
>>201180787>>201180787Shut the fuck up you Paki-loving cunt. You English faggots pay nearly half of your income as tax to support Muslim welfare munchers who rape your children and bring in more of their inbred relatives to replace you while British families are evicted to accommodate them, with the full support of most of the population.You're a castrated, self-hating Labour-voting poofter who celebrated the Manchester bombing, sucks the cock and balls of Two Tier Keir the Queer and sold out your own country to the assorted trash of the third world for a chicken tikka masalaIf you have any children, I hope they are killed in a similar fashion as the ones in the Southport stabbing. You have done nothing but advocate for unlimited immigration and the destruction of your own race
>>201180871>>201180883Yeh get this slimy incel locked up for that comment
>>201180860didn't stop hitler
>>201180884was just saying this down the pub
Hi faggers
having a racism sandwich with intolerant mayonnaise
>mfw rorke drew pepe singing for "open the fucking pubs"
There are 4 billion vaginas on planet earth
>>201180905Had a lot more going for himPower, money, status, fame
>>201180905Hitler had 2 testicles. It was just weird propaganda made to mock him. The world hates people missing a testicle so much that the biggest insult they could think of to discredit an enemy was to say he had one ball.
>>201180952never stuck my penis in any of them
>>201180950it was apu and i misremembered it
Hitler was born into a wealthy half Jewish family
Tell me rorke. Do you bleed?
>>201180952Most of them being brown and yellow
i would give a testicle for a normal sized penis any day of the week. honestly would probably give them both if i was promised TRT and prosthetic balls. maybe not even the prosthetics.
I was was born into a poor half Aryan family
>>201180991how big is it
>>201180972well then we both look the fool now don't we
>>201181010only about 6.5 inches
I'm going to alan rape you
>>2011810104 inches bonepressed
fucked up how much of an impact dogs have on your life
>>201181017That's fine, women's vaginas are only 4 inches deep
ah yes, another episode of the classic "anon falls for the person answering how big is your pens with a perfectly normal, if not desirable size"
Eating a aerial pod
no balmoras
>>201181035how come a superior jungle BBC is so much pleasurable then?
>>201181022Perfectly fineFind a nice petite girl and you'll fit snug as a bug
>>201181054Don’t know what this means
seriously the amount of fucking times i'm asked how big it is after posting about how i have a small dick and some guy says a normal size and the mong who asked thinks that's me answeringso fucking annoying
>>201181074how big is it
i have a proper hideous willy that smells and has scarring but its over 7 inches
>>20118108218cm
>>201181071you'd think so wouldn't you but they don't all have tiny vaginas same way shirt lads don't all have small dicks
>>201181064It's not, you've spent too much time on the Internet No woman wants a fucking baguette up her fannyGo outside
>>201180959yeah but he earned it, he wasn't handed it
I'd literally do anything for a bbc
>>201181099spotted the basement dwelling neek
>>201181091my 4 incher has a friction burn scar from wanking too much on the foreskin.and otherwise it's all veiny and grim and mank. not a single redeeming feature
>>201181093what are you even saying dudeThe reason you don't have sex is because of your head, not your dick
elijah wood aging past 30 was a big mistake on his part
>>201181133i had several sexual encounters at uni and none of them went well
i have a 6 inch penis but 4 inch girth which is utterly pitiful and undesirable im cursed to be a wizard
>>201181059but i like balmorait's like home, it can take you anywhere but has everything you need
>>201181121lets see if my saliva can heal it a bit x
Dr Pepper lads amirite?
Cock is the size of a can of monster energy. Cans seem pretty big when I’m holding them or drinking them yet my penis seems small when I look at it. Doesn’t make sense
>>201158989Excellent thread
My penis looks like a shrimp that's been squashed playing rugby
Anybody who knows the exact girth of their dick needs to give their head a wobble
>>201181152i've got 4.5 inch girth on my 4 incher
Feels weird not being a proper man with hairy hands and arms and trumk arms but also too athletic and bulked now to pass as a proper twink
>>201181150So does everyone dudeAre you going to let that stop you from ever having sex againIt's all in your head dude
>>201181148
>>201181189It’s the girth of my index finger touching my thumb knuckle
do women care their pussy size like /brit/ cares their penis size?
>>201181192cockmogs me
>>201181199dudei mean, dudebut no, i assure you my dick was the reason they didn't go well, they made sure i knew thatone told everyone i had a tiny dick and tried to ruin my social life over it
>>201181148He gets mogged really hard by Nicolas Cage in that new movie they're in.
3 cm girth but 9 inches while flaccid, dont ask me how it works in the bedroom
>man with normal sized penis: your small penis is fine, trust me bro
>>201181229nicolas cage has looked about 33 for the past 40 years, i reckon he really is a vampire
>>201181236Can you snake my shower drain for me it’s clogged again
why is there no /z/ in 4chan?
>>201181246kek they really do be like that
>Pull down his boxers>He is circumcisedabsolutely fuMIN me
>>201181252there's no /l/ eitherwonder why..........
>>201181247Yeah plus he's a lot taller and he has a more masculine energy than Elijah Wood and his character in the movie is cooler and funnier than Elijah's character.
>>201181252/z/ - Sleep and Rest
My vagina is only 4 inches, and 3 inches in diameter. Don't worry lads x
>>201181224Boohoo dude
Not gay but if your cock is smaller than mine and i know and youre in the same room as me and i know this then i will maintain a rock hard erection the entire time
>>201181291not on the third dilator yet?
>>201181217https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87vULQl61cU
GET THE TWINKS IN
gf is upset i havent sexed her in a monthmy libido is totally AWOLthinking about a cheeky 'cide
>nicolas cage was 23 in raising arizonaain't no way
exgf used to do this thing where she’d stick her tongue under my foreskin and then go round in circles like she was cleaning underneath it or something. never had the nerve to tell her i didn’t really enjoy it
three stages of normie reaction to someone being abnormal:>stage 1: nah bro its not that bad trust me!>stage 2: no man its not that weird i promise bro. its not that. i promise. i know better than you.>stage 3: (this comes when you still insist theyre wrong instead of stroking their ego) FUCK YOU STOP WHINING YOU LOSER YOU HAVE A (topic of discussion) ANYWAYS YOU FREAK
>>201181345things that never happened: the post
Get them bumspaffedGet them arsewankedGet them shaggedGet them bussybred
>>201181350ahaha looser you've got a tiny little dick no one will ever love you
>>201181374Not exactly a wild claim that lad. Everyone’s girlfriend has given them blowjobs, she just did something a bit weird
business idea : all white americans go back to europe
>>201181419Only the ones with indentifiable phenotypes and subrace characterizsations
>looser
A lot of people think of Nicolas Cage as a goofy schlock actor but he's genuinely great in more serious roles too.
im going blind
>>201181439>schlock We don't speak Yiddish
>>201181419Finally The United States of wakanda
>>201181456Red Letter Media brought it into common parlance.
>parlance.
>parlance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC6s0avpQREmad that
https://x.com/womengoingcrazy/status/1825536573846507596
>>201180905didn’t even stop him from stopping himself
>>201181516what a load of boring soulless grim shite, who plays these games?
>>201181519Ummm
>>201181480bruh
>>201181538what
ordereda a bab n chipsfuck it ahahahahahahaahahaahhha!
>>201181516Imagine actually being invaded by Timothy bryne And he just keeps yelling "you're from Sainsbury's aren't you?" Over and over
>>201181519BRVHHHHHH
>>201181519
>>201181584kino....
got the GP on
coming off 3 day ban for mentioning ukraines incursion into russia
might play stick cricket
>>201181653You just mentioned it again retard
>>201181650gay porn?
Why does no one say punani these days
>>201181698woke brigade
>>201181663yeah i know you guys arent narcs so im not worried about it
hello mates
not sure how i lived filling in captchas for a literal decade feel like an arse for not getting an autosolver soonerjust didn't believe it would actually work
Might make some toastMight spread some butter and marmite on said toast
>>201181703Jay Dyer said that wokeism is mind control.
>>201181719catmong? i presume
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szB8ESdAgds&list=LL&index=3
>>201181746evening govna
>>201181584
Just listened to coheed and cambria for the first time. What a load of shite
>>201181723Remember having to select pictures of bicycles from an image of traffic lights and failing 5 times in a row then waiting another minute because it thought you were a bot
>>201181772Check out Crystal Castles.
>>201181769Cold outIrish weather
>>201181794yeah that shite was unbearable
>>201181772https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHQqqM5sr7g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DH1Td1AaPW0
/\/\/\/\/\| ||OO|| C ||___|Hey dude, I'm Bart Simpson lmao
Demon Slayer made a mistake saying the breathing is all fake
>>201181968damn bart someone has brushed one of your temples in
>>201180268will the people of the indian subcontinent establish a state like the danelaw in england? isnt that how the vikings came too? small boats, they also just wnated some land.perhaps in a few hundred years time it will be seen in the same light as to how we see vikings. except its somlians, indians and the others.
>>201181984crushedfuck FUCKS SAKEI MEANT CRUSHED
The English language has 40,000 words for penis, but only 3,000 for vagina
>Phil Donahue Dies at Age 88
The ACTUAL sound of the summer?Alright, I'll tell you. Its "Business Opportunities" off the album "The Head Hurts But The Heart Knows The Truth". Now you know.
(`````~````)| ||OO|| C ||(___)|Marge, can you get me a beer
>Apply for job>3 weeks ago got email saying I'll hear from them shortly>still waiting
>>201182069Imo one of the funnies simpsons jokeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO5IiqHACP0
Wife is mad I’m not doing as much packing as her for our move but 80% of the house is her shit
>>201182135literally can't stop laughing
>>201181990not sure what that has to do with my OP
Know that choppa, that's that oppa stoppa, hit you and your popsI fell in love with all this fuckin' money, you in love with dramaSay, say baby, I'm not Sosa baby, but I keep a llamaGonna pull up in a new i8, you ridin' in a Honda
become a total weed fiend should probably take a break
>>201182266help
>>201181980mad that people are upset about thisliterally baby's first visual metaphor
>>201182285
>>201182265me vs a slightly higher level playerblushing and everything lol
covert op to acquire alcohol did not go as smoothly as anticipated
>>201182266smoked like an hour ago. might roll up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hfpry9-wIvs
Proof That Oscar Voters Are Clueless About Animationhttps://www.cartoonbrew.com/award-season-focus/proof-that-oscar-voters-are-clueless-about-animation-109456.html
thinking about having a wank*ponders*naaaah
holy shit bangerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qokQVHknaMU
>>201182120you keep applying for jobs until you get a job
@201182385@201182387@201182397quite simply will not be clicking any of these terrible links
>>201182422ill stop posting. i know how music tastes can differ drastically from person to person so no hard feelings. i like the beats
>>201182409It is a very particular jobIf I fail to get it I will move interstate to take a course but I can't make that decision until I know what's happening with this one
>>201182437ya?*beats u into a quivering pulp*
>>201182422it's a good link. click the link or I will post quotes.
bro has one job opening in his entire state
>>201182461oh you're saying an irish flag will start making bad posts? That's a big change
bro lives in the northern territories
>>201182460*quivers*
Encountered another elderly English hippie today, they keep making them, lovely man. Might have been Australian honestly.
>>201182481>the northern territories
>>201182494Whats your fucking problem
Might have a wank
>>201182502don't make stupid mistakes and we won't have any problems
>>201182475now the question is when will you make a good post
>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST B L E A C H ALL OUR WOMEN!!
>>201182520YOURE THE STUPID MISTAKE!!
>>201182524Shagged her up the arse behind 'spoons a few weeks back
>>201182520In Gall Force Mars wanted to blow up AustraliaNow I understand why
>>201182539>her
>>201182546"Gall Force", is that part of the required reading for VIRGIN1001?
>>201182565No it's a standard anime OVA gigachads watch when they drink
>>201182565can you stop trying so hard to fit into lad culture.
Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old.
How are you tonight
>>201182595
>>201182596rather well i suppose, and yourself?
>>201182595ktim
>>201182507
>>201182639Saved him from his own demonic ways
Didn't shit yesterday, now I had a double poo. My poo pipes are in pain, and I'm shaking
what hobbies do you lads have?mine are wanking and drinking
>>201182657none of your business is what they are xx
>>201182524Would beat her up and then shag her so I would
>>201182657Why would a frog need lube to wank? Their cocks are already slimy
>>201182657dont have anyjust try get through to the end of the day
>watching tranime>making tranime>playing video gaymes>making video gaymes>posting on image boards>making image boards >listening to music >making music>watching YouTube >bodybuilding
>>201182657wandering around picking up weed dogends
>>201182657mostly education. i recently got a little money so now i have to study the stock market instead of history
>"He says Han was family">Vin Diesel appears on stage>Los Bandoleros starts playingHOLY KINO
>>201182708Give me 24 hours in a room, a screwdriver, some rope and a chair with this guy. That's all I ask
>>201182738ktim but with this slag >>201182524
>>201182720Lmao I read as well but I only need one book on investing.Try hard.
So much pain and suffering in this world If a god exists it’s impossible for them to be benevolent
>>201182776You are just a fragment of God.So do something to fix itCan't?Don't blame God then newfag
https://m.hugelol.com/lol/935898?page=front&count=10&q=
JIBUN WO
>>201182820Don’t you ever fucking dare to do this again
Got two grams in the blood
>>201182820That's a very British deano box door
The post count
>>201182799Oy Vey goyOy VEY
>>201182820Name pls?
john mcafee
BLEACHING a BUNDA
why butter me up and call me a biscuit
Arse. Willy. Cock. Wank.
Indian niggas got da FREAK MODE
rolling up
me wondering how critical to be of morrowind without disgracing the nerevarine
Sautéing mushrooms
>>201182938Perfect gameGoodest of RPGs
>>201182938As an AI language model, I am unable to process request containing copyrighted material.
Hope I die in my sleep tonight
>>201182941>SautèingNorman knob
BLEACHRAW*does a backwards dunk*
>he gave up an empire for this
poo looks like chocolate porridge today
Thom Yorke here. Thank you for supporting Radiohead after all these years. But unfortunately after recent events I have to announce there will be no more Radiohead. It’s over. Goodbye.
Imagine what our society could be like without fragile niggers
>>201183029Heard she gives the best blowjobs, can literally suck a golfball through a hosepipe
>>201183071>>201183071>>201183071
>>201183074I heard she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch
He's not gonna like that
eating nigger shit
