Obscure Japanese kino edition
going to get out of this job in a nursing home i'm being forced to interview for by telling them that my granddad used to molest me so now being around old people gives me panic attacks
Incredibly early
F E E TEET
>>201183053piss off fom
B L E A C H
lifelove laughter
You guys are my only friendsPathetic
We’re going to kill you schizoyankWe are approaching you in a straight lineThere is no escape
smoking
>>201183124https://youtu.be/aOs7v6DJlAg?si=Oo83FC6hyTXaiMk2
>>201183142Could be worse, you could be an American whose only friends are /brit/ and a small discord of other losers
Really ought to kill myself soon
I love Aussies so much, truly our brother country
>>201183179shut up fat
>>201183158cute photo
>>201183100could also ask "are the nappies for staff use as well? just wondering haha"
It's wednesday my duuuuudes
anime
On 6% battery
>>201183283Kiss me hard before you go
We're on a slow irretractable slide into becoming 2nd rate countries full of poverty, crime and corruption and devoid of any distinguishable culture or identity.They've succeeded in bringing about global equality by bringing us all down to their level instead of bringing them up to oursBut there's nothing I can do about it so what's the point in caring
Politics
You know the sun ..Sun gon' shine somedayhttps://youtu.be/Ftkzo-otEyo?si=0BQtZgGC_vMFAM8s
>>201183265In Vintertalhttps://youtu.be/OyQ2I-hTV8s?si=dnQmcDUkwDcgWO9c
Took some expired ritalin because it's supposed to make you focus or something but all I'm doing is pressing f5 on various 4chan threads and making terrible posts like this one
fizzy peach pineapple mango orange ginger limeade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ki1pg69u1c
>>201183115wowshes beautifulwould download this if it wasnt a degenerate feet picalso self harm scars totally like oppoaite to what expect from face like that
Where's are nell poster
>>201183402aw naw
So I'm a drunk, extremely mentally ill yet handsome man who has ruined his own life in the last ten years due to my extreme mental illness.I will do whatever the replies tell me to do aslong as they are realistic
>>201183265unicorn is shit, all the hand-drawn animation is just traced over 3d models
Aur naur me riddalin ent wurrkin
>>201183471read thomas szasz
Sat here thinking about Emma Watson’s bum and the things that come out of it.
>>201183471Post your cock lad
>>201183471Read L’Etranger then go outside later today and observe people. Go to a restaurant alone and have a meal with no meat. If no woman has approached you, return home and tie a noose. Hang it over your bed. Do not use it. Contemplate on whatever thoughts it conjures up each morning.
you are an utter pseud
>>201183562Which part made you upset?
Have the vegetarian meal. Have two.
love tubi
>>201183265https://archive.org/details/the-kabocha-wine-episode-9
>>201183482the only time cgi is a problem is when it doesn't blend in with everything elseusing cgi behind the scenes only and drawing over it fixes that problem completely so why should i care?
lads how the fuck did we go from the first flight to landing on the moon in 66 years
>>201183655Math I suppose
summer? never heard of it
>>201183644>so why should i care?because it's fundamentally soulless and non-artistic, just like rotoscoping stuff like 0083 and f91 will always be more impressive because they were drawn from scratch rather than traced
>>20118366939 C this afternoon
>>201183669>leedsheard its a shitholecare to comment?
>>201183655We went to the moon too early, when it was extremely risky, because JFK had to open his big mouth about going there before the 60s were over. An IBM PC from 1992 was exponentially more powerful than the computers that sent the Apollo 11 astronauts to the moon.
>>201183684Not my problem
>>201183688it's a generic large cityits malady is that it's generic not that it's a shithole
This Monkey King game got me thinkingWhat if we made a soulslike based on Arthurian legend do you think that would revitalise British culture in the popular consciousness?
>>201183698gotta risk it for the biscuit innit
I have eaten poo
>>201183684the 3d models still have to be animated by hand in software, it's completely different from rotoscoping video footage of actorsand what exactly do you think "drawn from scratch" entails? they still would have used physical models of the mecha for reference, and progressively refined the drawings from simple 3d shapesand that's only for the keyframes - most frames are in-between frames that are drawn by "monkeys" with little to no creative input(aside: tracing over cgi for people or animals is definitely soulless, since a 3d model cannot adequately capture the dynamism of a living being - for machines it's fine)
'ello.
>>201183960>the 3d models still have to be animated by hand in softwarethis just fundamentally isn't anime, if they're going to do this i would rather they be open about it like in the origin>they still would have used physical models of the mecha for reference, and progressively refined the drawings from simple 3d shapesall physically realistic drawing uses references, there's a world of difference between that and tracing>and that's only for the keyframes - most frames are in-between frames that are drawn by "monkeys" with little to no creative inputmost high quality mecha animation is fully handled by single animators, just look at the famous missile dodging sequence from the macross plus movie, itano drew every frame
Just received an $8K raise and a $7K bonus (halve for value in GBP)
>>201184293liar
hammer simmons
Studying women's arses
Rorke becoming a doctor because it's the only way he'll ever see a vagina
>>201184423Luckily for you, to see a pussy you only need to look in the mirror
>>201184438Pretty low hanging fruit there lad.
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein und das heißt Erika
>>201184438sent that midge to the moon
having an esoteric kind of feel right now
not really feelin it
>Kennedy gave a speech to the United Nations General Assembly on September 20, 1963, in which he again proposed a joint expedition to the Moon.[26] Khrushchev remained cautious about participating, and responded with a statement in October 1963 in which he declared that the Soviet Union had no plans to send cosmonauts to the Moon. However, his military advisors persuaded him that the offer was a good one, as it would enable the Soviet Union to acquire American technology.Russia is such a cancerous parasitic country. Stole missile tech to build nukes, refused to talk part in a global space cooperation program, but then changed their mind when they realised they could steal more technologyAllowing Russia and China to exist after WW2 was such a mistake. We propped up these subhuman empires because we thought money would make them nice instead of just powerful.
>>201184467Not as low as the expectations you have for yourself
>>201184581Was just saying this down the pub
If a girl on tinder shares her Instagram on her profile is it okay to follow her without conversing?
carol kirkwood tucking me into bed
Ready for another wonderful day in economic zone 24
feel like SHIT
>>201184802Why would you
hammering out a poo
poo
>>201184380https://youtu.be/tK69HL8XI74?si=jFJ0BqdIKn6c4E_a>>201184906https://youtu.be/Jlr0XTlPSz8?si=eW1dcHj9XcJ_5TNm
>>201184965RETVRN
back once again with the whut?back once again with the whut?back once a back once again with the whut?back once again with the whut?back once a back once again with the whut?back once again with the whut?back once a back once a back once a back once aback once again with the whut?back once again with the whut?back once again with the back once again with the whut?back once again with the whut?back once a back once a back once again with the whut?back once again with the whut with the whit with the backback once again it's the renegade master
think i'll get the early train today, such is my incredible preparedness for the day ahead
>>201185080
back once a, back once a, back once a, back once a, back once a, back once a, back once a, back once a, back once a, back once a, back once a, back once a, back once a, back once a, back once a, back once a, back once a, back once a, back once a, back once a, back once a, back once a, back once a, back once a, back once a, back once a, back once a, back once a, back once a, back once a, back once a, back,back,back,back,back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back once again it's the renegade master,d4 damage with the ill behaviour
spamming/flooding
>>201185113being/a neekthey're song lyrics anywaydon't see how that's spamming or flooding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qokQVHknaMU
Harry Pothead and the pile of weed myan
Mad how people used to tolerate doing crap jobs or entry level jobs because you could make friends and hang out with your countrymen and meet girls but now every crap job is just full of middle aged pajeets. Honestly how do wagies even wake up in the morning?
>>201185195i do my job so i have enough money to pay my rent and buy food
Why do people in the UK dress like this?
>>201185206Good goy pajeet!Extra ketchup packets for you!
i got coal but i'm not a coalburner
>>201185220you wanna a grip palimagine typing out shite like that you genuine freak
>>201185210They dont. That's clearly an American way to dress. Why do yanks ask stupid questions?
munin
>>201185232>DO NOT REDEEM SIR
>>201185206Have you tried finessing the welfare system?
slow day on /brit/ isn't it
I'm assuming black people learned the word finesse from fifa or something and have assumed the word means to trick or swindle or defraud
>They dont. That's clearly an American way to dress. Why do yanks ask stupid questions?
>>201185261It's 6:48am
>>201185210>>201185215
>>201185244yeah what i really want is to live in poverty for the rest of my life
>>201185273Why are you posting very American looking people? Go be a braindead retard yank freak somewhere else
>>201185273
>>201185283nothing remotely bradders worthy. subhuman yanks desperate to fit in with /brit/ but don't have a clue
>>201185210I thought wiggers were a mostly American thing.
>>201185301
>>201185315that's the guy whose gimmick is over/misusing bradders, hence the use of webmsi find it quite cute!
>>201185315
it just take some time little lalalalalalalalabe just fine ebenenenene alright
>>201185369shut up
>>201185374Please relax.
>>201185380
>>201185380Absolutely disgusting!
>>201185277london is the most international city in the world is it not? /brit/ is the most international general on the board is it not? /brit/ should never be slow
>>201185380they all died already and i hope i do!
>>201185420
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBhLnUBk7s8&list=OLAK5uy_mNk1dxl7cD2Pf4oT_oRsC_qwLs2MA4Lwo&index=6
>>201185458>>201185458>>201185458early new
Today's fit>black trainers >grey skinny chinos>white long sleeved polo>black zip through jumper
janny's always running around trying to find certaintyhe needs all the world to confirm that he ain't lonelymary counts the wallsknows he tires easilyjanny thinks the world would be right if it could buy truth from himmary says he changes his mind more than a womanbut she made her bedeven when the chance was slim
>>201185529Men are disgusting.
watching The Condemned 2 staring Randy Orton
BLACKOIDS
Today's pollen levels Stay safe out there
heheheh
Berthe Morisot,The roses in the garden, 1884
>>201185927i like it
Why can't I sleeeeeeep
>>201185927loveli
i was in the middle of a shit when the toaster popped so I quickly sucked up half a poo, washed my hands and ran to the kitchen to butter it whilst it's hotMissed a bit and now there's a brown streak in the butter
>>201186060What were you doing an hour before bed
>>201186221Footy and a wank
>>201186230You're going to have to give up wogball I'm afraid
yakuza games were almost always better than gta, simple as that
straight but got a gay willy
t*il
>>201186060you can have some of mine
this is my life today
>>201186060change of environment works for me. like the sofa. try that
>>201186470That's too much
>>201186470
nedddddyyyy
I call this piece: "The gradual death of 4chan" >loss of 10,000 posts per day over last 3 years that's equivalent to roughly 1000 posters, if the average daily user posts around 10 posts a day
>>201185895I'm in the green I will be fine
Troon Cemetery
>>201186613>if the average daily user posts around 10 posts a dayhaha
>>201185895im not a pathetic gimp allergic to nature so i'll be fine
>>201186658that's probably a bit high.the average daily user is a lurker, and the average daily poster only submits one or two posts a day.
>>201186662You've just jinxed it lad, have fun with your new seasonal nuisance starting next year
>>201186658let me give you an example: my brother uses 4chan, mostly /v/ or /jp/he RARELY posts, and when he does post it's just short direct questions about some topic. he posts less than once or twice a MONTH. he's probably posted less than 100 times total.
>>201186692Source?
'con 'gg and 'ack 'ding bap on the cards
middled age fanny
>>201186715*fewer
I post 10k times per day alone.
Was out on a run at 6:45 and some fat cunt on a bench asked if I had a lighter
>>201186738well do you?
Lighter? I hardly know her
pooing with reckless abandon
willy up the arse and out the door
finn really starting to look like a disney princess... giving me a bit of FOMO from not transitioning at a young age not going to lie haha >>201186732No, you are wrong LESS than one FEWER than two in grammatical situations with multiple subjects its correct to address the first in your clause.in that situation, I said he posted less than once, which is correct another common sentence structure with multiple subjects that is often incorrectly applied: My brother and I went to the mall Me and my brother went to the mallwhich is correct here? do you know? Can you figure it out based on the clue?
>>201186785if you can count it, use fewer. not whatever claptrap you just said which i didnt read.
From now on I'll only wank to my imagination. No more porn, nor hentai, nor erotica.To certo.
my knobule has gone hard
>>201186715Please, at your earliest convenience, direct me to the post in which I inquired about the 4chan habits of your family
>>201186805The "rule" is that it's a matter of count vs. mass.The question is whether it's a really a rule at all. It seems to have started with Robert Baker in 1770, who expressed it clearly as a preference rather than a rule. It didn't become a rule until some time after.On the one hand, this is a good argument to just use either, as you see fit.On the other, there are cases where less is ambiguous and fewer is not. "Less people" isn't ambiguous, but "less excellent people" is, if you mean that the number of people was less, but their excellence just as high.There being a "rule" that many don't follow, is enough in itself to make fewer more formal and less less so, in those circumstances where you could use either.It's hence probably advisable to favour fewer in formal writing. Whether you always do so or use whichever sounds better to you in other cases, will be a matter of opinion, without hope for consensus."Fewer than one person" and "less than one person" both sound strange though, when nobody is probably going to serve better than either.
>>201186785>which is correct here? do you know?Both.
>>201186835I didn't ask if you were entertained by my posts, not sure why you decided to share
>>201186837didnt read.
Schizopigretardyank is in
*drinks 4 Madris*>some minutes later>>201186785>>201186837
>>201186840I correct structure there is "My brother and I went to the mall" you can ignore the "my brother" part: I went to the mallMe went to the mall here it's obvious that the first is correct
>>201186837just barely glanced at this post and almost went comatose from boredom
Need brekkie but can't be arsed
quit my gym today and the bloke was quite happy to let me go, didn't try and convince me to stay or make me fill out some review survey like they did at the previous gym that i'm now going back to
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/201186898/curious why this boy is so cute. possibly taking hormones. further research is needed
>>201183422>>201183115Mental how women self harm purely for attentionInagine cutting yourself whilst getting a buzz thinking about how concerned people will be when they see themA sex of retards
KICK YA COCK KICK YA COCK
>>201183422didn't even notice the scars until you mentioned it god I wonder why people do that shit. it can't be enjoyable in the slightest
>>201186910He's probably happy to cut a gym user cos he makes less money from you than he does a gym non-user
Aparently I'm banned for ban evasion. Just tried to create a thread sponsored by Madrí.
>>201186921your assumption is fatuous unfounded and fictitiousself harm is typically done for a sense of control over pain in order to reduce fearbut I'm sure you like to imagine that those who do it are desperate for your attention
Need an arse but going to have brekkie first
>>201186970spaino btfo
>>201186991Fuck off retard
>>201186970you are banned from creating new threads? but you can still post without issue? that's interesting
I guess it was because of the bare necessities thread.
going to watch inside out 2 today
wish i were 16th century french aristocrat
>>201187018done him
>>201186991fuck off yank
>>201187018look at you melt like the pathetic blob of scum you arerepulsive
>>201187043I've tried to start watching this movie like 4 or 5 times but can't make it through the cringe shit opening sequence incredibly boring start to a movie, I almost want to just skip it and watch the rest
feels like summer is nearly over no more shall i be tormented by sunberg doing shinetoil and soon the cosy embrace of autumnwitz will be here
live in a town where the average age is like 60 and the nearest hospital is like a half hours' drive away, reciple for disaster
Bonginental Breakfast
>>201187094like
if there's a magic button that can turn you into an opposite sex magicallywould you push it?
t minus 57 minutes before i need to leave for toil
>>201187044why not italian?
why is every american who posts here a deranged schizo freak? why cant they just fuck off?
>>201187131the french aristocracy were more perverted
>>201187127would i be fit or a munter?
>>201187127im 32 so noif i could rewind to say 16 with all iknow now and be a woman then yes
>>201187092shut it scrote
>>201187094just dismantle the hospitals and use the pieces to build smaller clinics amongst the suburbs then have doctors racing between them in cars the way they would normally do rounds along the corridors of a hospital
Didn't realise yanks don't really have jacket potatoes as a mealIf they have baked potatoes it's as a side to a slab of meat
god I love the phrase "even a worm will turn" it perfectly reflects how I see myself as a little pathetic worm that has had ENOUGH, won't take any more abuse from the world
>>201187164theyre rightits too few calories a meal. thats why its a fat women lunch option
>>201187170>>201187170>>201187170early new
>>201187099Bet it actually tastes pretty good even if it looks like it spent time in Elton John's underpants
>>201187189why
>>201187188>its too few calories a meal.What, jacket potatoes? Have two medium sized ones, butter, cheese, tuna mayo, that's easily a meal
>>201187215You wouldn't get it.
fancy squeezing a poo out before toil but don’t want to have to shower again
Still a couple of jacket potato food carts rolling around the place but gone are the heady days of the late 1990s when I had a local restaurant that focussed on variants of said dish
>>201187147doing a bit of projection again are we?
>>201187289fuck off yank no one wants you here
is there a way to filter americans but keep the dog shit threads they unfortunately make?
>>201187300do you know what happens to people who lie constantly?
>>201187222>not enough>just have 2could do this with literally anything. doesnt count
You’re a big fat farty fat fart.
Proper jacket potato's a massive thing, huge mass of carbs in them even before you start festooning them with dairy and pork products
>>201187369i festooned your mums jacket potato with my dairy and pork products
>>201187378Spud? Spud Mulligan?
>>201187323Yes it doesOkay so a tablespoon of chilli and a tablespoon of rice isn't enough caloroes for a mealSo chilli con carne is not a meal
>>201187411not the same, you dick
>>201187426Yes it is, I accept you concession, you have 30 days to turn over all of your possessions
American niggas be calling a human-sized mains portion an "entree"
how come i can't just be walking around one day and have a beautiful woman say 'i've been observing you would you like to marry me and get me pregnant'why has it got to be such work
>festooning
does brit prefer blur or oasis?for me it's pulp
waking up early is a godsend. really gives me time to prepare for the daycan't believe i spent all those days in school uni and toil laying inbed right up until i had to race out the door. pure chaos
>>201187486dodgy
>>201187463tell me it's not the correct verb for the application of bacon bits
>>201187487the next step is doing the same at the weekend. now that is a good feeling
natasha henstridge's pert golden tits
Just got Mandela effectedThought it was "blind leading the deaf"Turns out it's "blind leading the blind"Feel like pure shit, just want my own timeline back
>>201187459it is simply not an appropriate scenario
>>201187499strewn would be betteralso sounds more aussie due to your ''people'' being associated with use of the word strewth
>>201187543*streuth
>>201187486jarvis cocker always strikes me as someone who has this massive reputation that outweighs anything he's actually done. having 1 little peak in the 90s and being treated like bowie by the BBC in 2023 . it's the like the musician equivalent of a silicon valley guy selling some app early on and living off the reputation
In the country of the blind, the one-armed man is king
pasty for breakfast
>>201187570seems rightconvinces the he has 2 arms to smack them about.
>>201187563Oh get fucked
>>201187563based retard
>>201187565I have never seen cocker comfortable in an interview and I'm sure he feels the exact same way as you. What is it, his guitarist mentioned that Jarvis has "the potential" to be a common man but he's never treated like it anymore. Said it must be hell.He's always picking at himself and fidgeting and shit. The man is not what the media makes of him though he's been getting uppity in recent years
Do the boys of /brit/ enjoy the music of My Bloody Valentine? You seem like the sort who wouldhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSI_9P9rRt4
>>201187527lol u moron
any sedentary man in
>>201187565Pulp were always the contrarians choice, they were good and their Glastonbury show was great - but if we're being honest Radiohead, Blur, Oasis, Stone Roses, The Verve, Suede, etc... shat all over them.
>>201187633What on Earth do you mean?
>>201187633Always get filtered, I reckon.
>>201187612one of those guys who just went about his life making music quietly for years then suddenly hits 50 and feels like he has a fatherly responsibility to lay down wisdom about everything he learned in his industry or whatever. if he was that valuable he'd have been doing it the entire time
>>201187596>>201187600
feel just awful
>>201187746Pull yourself together
>>201187653>>201187672I bet you enjoy the music of Simon and Garfunkel, at leasthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYD-DIggB2k
>>201187652Oasis are the biggest assholes I've ever witnessed and their music is overrated faggot shit>>201187675Funny he himself said like the same thing about Michael Jackson when he raided his stage at the brits in 96
toilberg making me do some shite course. might just sack the whole thing off. just do without me see how they like it
>>201187746*gropes you*feels alright to me
and of course the fourth biggest Brit Pop band...Kula Shaker
>>201187762imagine my shock when I discovered that was simon farnaby's real hair and not a comedic wig
achinta bayda bayda tatvataaaaaaat vaaaaaaa
Quintessentially Americanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIGMUAMevH0
nobody gives a shit about the housemartins for some reason
>toilberg making me do some shite course. might just sack the whole thing off. just do without me see how they like it
>>201187919I just searched for them on YouTube and then read thisam I being followed againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxL8Gm84f-w
4th bowel movement of the day
>>201187955
>>201187878greebo music
you know what? people who work fancy jobs such as consultants at Big Four accounting firms, doctors, lawyers, dentists, engineers, professors, etc.,none of them can land a cool skateboard trick. they're all fucking nerds. they suck at counterstrike. and so forth.
>>201188054some truth to the notion of midwits enjoying happier lives in their ignorance
i type using a hammer and chisel none of this poncy shit
Whither shall we wander for a beveragino, chaps? The White Horse or the Black Bull? Methinks the former
>>201188070Bold to assume most white-collar workers aren't midwits
>>201188099Racist.
toilbergs out and as a result a shant be giving a single shite
>>201188099I know just the place
>>201188070alri well paid NERD
>>201188099the peveril of the peak
>>201188116toilbergs going to portugal for 2 weeks but my work must go on as it doesnt come from him
>>201188156Sounds like your toilberg's not a complete retard
>>201188156there is work but no one lookingshall be playing games and drinking tea
>>201188054I went to a £9,000/term school growing up and my peers went on to become doctors, vets, finance guys, engineers etc as you describe. They were all just normal lads growing up. Many played video games, many did stuff like skiing / inline skating (to lean on your skateboard point), had hobbies, played sports, socialised, were normal.>what did you become?I'm NEET thank you for enquiring.
>>201188054Know a doctor who is DMG which isnt great but he doesnt suck
>>201188213we are the same you and Ithat literally describes my childhood
>>201188213Yeah doesn't really count when you've got mummy and daddy paying to drag you into a good career
Right come on chaps lets get this to 310
jamming out to an old track i made
>>201188308Ennnmnurghhh*poos out a post"
*walks into the thread*haha alri lads hope i’m not late
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