/brit/
kiss count: >200blowjob count (not to completion): 2handjob count (not to completion): 5sex count: 0.
Another day of /brit/Maybe this one will be good for me
shivering and quivering
>The co-defendant of British tech tycoon Mike Lynch - who is currently missing in Italy - has died after being hit by a car.Sloppy job Mossad
Get the clappers posted
>>201199373kek i too enjoyed this image
Irish couple on holiday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkrUOvFGUEk&list=LL&index=4
got a dribbling anus
>>201199415Would pipe her silly
Think GOT and HOTD in particular are one of the weirdest phenomenons there areTake a fantasy series whose fan base is almost entirely nerdy men, ASOIAF had a relatively large female fan base out of fantasy but it’s still largely men, and it became a hit HBO series with a prequel series that is almost entirely watched by and written for normie women
>>201199376just like ur mum when i took the duvet from her after piledriving her relentlessly lol
Well that's going straight in the bin. Melon flavoured chewing gum. What a disgusting creation. Should've looked at the packet.
don’t get why people hate on ssris, I used to be infinitely more cretinous before I got on them. think the problem is that if you don’t actually need them it fucks up, but if you have serious mental issues it makes a big difference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxj5IWDvuW4
>>201199415Why do pikey blokes all have the same haircut?
started a new minecraft world yesterday building my base in the mountain side
>>201199466If you need drugs to make you normal you should be euthanised.
>>201199443>prequel series that is almost entirely watched by and written for normie womenIs it just sex and drama? I don't know anything about it.
>>201199461fucken sook
>>201199497ok /brit/ poster
>>201199497literally whats happening
>>201199493make mount rushmore but with rorke on it
>>201199467he's shaved his eyebrows off
>>201199466I managed to get over crippling anxiety without antidepressants. I remember going to the doctor's once and saying I wasn't sleeping well and she prescribed me benzos, didn't take them as they sounded awful.
Reminder, do not steal from the CIA
>>201199466They can help calm you down if you have problems with anxiety.
pale meats
going to watch scavengers reign my gf said its good
>>201199498It’s retarded inconsistent writing that takes cue from the worst parts of late GOTit’s kept popular by a very savvy social media presence and understanding of what women want to see
>>201199564my black cock meats ur mams pale arse cheeks lool
that tight, fresh meat...
>>201199498HOTD is boring shite and exactly how I'd imagine a war between women would actually go.
>>201199594You know you’re white right
tight...
pure mental illness
>>201199415would love to see her tuppence
What an amazing fucking raft. Get it knighted ASAP.
Irish diaspora Timmys be like...
Are the yanks going to war? Constant stream of F-15s flying over today.
how the fuck does a quickpick come up with a 50thats never happening absolute scam bastards bollocks
>>201199546he's being investigated for benefits fraud. trying to play the menthol elves card by going a bit nuts
>>201199662Yeah mate haven’t you heard
>>201199611WHO THE FUCK IS FIDO
lol they teach you in primary school not to eat these
I want a wank buddy I can dress up slutty with, mince around in heels and nylons with our hard cocks bouncing, then suck and masturbate each other over porn.
Skilled artisans working on their tightness factor in the industrial clapmeat factories
>>201199662All bound for Palestinian soup kitchens and orphanages no doubt
it's just another day in a crazy world!
>>201199698No idea what they are, might scran one later
>>201199415He took her there to get black bred by fresh off the boat immigrants
Tylko jedno w głowie mam koksu pięć gram. Odlecieć sam w krainę zapomnienia. W głowie myśli mam kiedy skończy się ten stan? Gdy już nie będę sam bo wjedzie biały węgorz.
tempation to quit job and go full NEET is always at the back of my mind, can never shake the fact i'm the laziest cunt on the planet like that gay robot from futurama that eats grapes all the time
what's the fucking point
just got called racist by the prime minister
vvvvvvrrrrrrrroooooooooommmmmmm
Anybody got the winning euromillions numbers for tonight? Could do with the 70 million quid
>>201199567BREAKDANCING
drinking pepsi max (maximum sugar)
tight
>>201199755>>201199635>>201199594
>>201199772Yeah it's 7
training... places
Wiebbe Hayes Stone Fort, the oldest European structure in Australia (1629 AD)>Following the Batavia shipwreck in 1629, a group of the marooned soldiers under the command of Wiebbe Hayes were put ashore on West Wallabi Island to search for water. A group of mutineers, led by Jeronimus Cornelisz, took control of the other survivors and left Hayes' group there, secretly hoping that they would starve or die of thirst. However, the soldiers discovered that they were able to wade to East Wallabi Island, where there was a fresh water spring. Furthermore, West and East Wallabi Island are the only islands in the group upon which the tammar wallaby lives. Thus the soldiers had access to sources of both food and water that were unavailable to the mutineers>Later the mutineers mounted a series of attacks, which the soldiers repulsed. The remnants of improvised defensive walls and stone shelters built by Wiebbe Hayes and his men on West Wallabi Island are Australia's oldest known European structures
190 has been posting for over 7 months now on his belgian VPNevery single day about 100 posts or more a day solely about racemixing and no other topicthat's well over 200,000 posts he's made in just 7 months about black menthis is his very first post on the VPN for reference:>>191410089
every time i unhide a belgium or netherlands post i regret it
>>201199793Isn’t it mental how badly I mindraped him
In many ways Oliver Cromwell was the Taliban of his day
>>201199749What went wrong in your life that lead to you being like this?
I've filtered every flag so play singleplayer /int/
Turns out china has massively overtaken the gaming market with high quality gaming experiences
>>201199793im not 190
>>201199847cope on nonce
>>201199793If you could give him a (You) with these posts that'd help everyone else who has him filtered who don't care. Cheers mate
how is regular coke still a thing with the invention of diet coke. like how much of a fat pig do you have to be to decide you want the liquid goyslop with 200 calories instead of the one with zero that tastes the exact same
>>201199772Was going to give a random string of numbers take the piss but I won't just in case they're right and you win
eager... pale
>>201199864regular coke tastes better but thats why they made coke zeroalso you can get coke with real sugar
>>201199864Doesn’t taste the same
>>201199790biggest slag
>>201199879I'll give you £20 if I win. Promise
>>201199880you've spent the last 7 months of you life making over 200,000 posts just like thisdo you think that was a constructive way to spend your time?
>>201199880.....Ale?
>>201199890yeah... she's the african meat expert haha x you can just tell...
>>201199888>>201199889tell me more goyslop connoisseurs, im sure the slight difference is worth packing on ever increasing amounts of fat in your gut
>>201199864Doesn't give you that furry mouth feeling that regular coke does
>>201199790they all look like members of the english working class
>>201199907Might want to check your math
Getting a bit tired of the Irish getting obnoxious about Guinness - it's a slightly more mongy version of those Italians who make getting upset at incorrect pasta cooking their whole personality.
>>201199951don't think I will
for me? pepsi max
>>201199978maximum sugarzero taste
>you only like asian girls because you can only get asian girlsI fucking wish x
>>201199959
>>201199902I'd take you to court, to take my fair share of my winnings
>>201199942It tastes better The Mexican coke in a bottle tastes the best as it uses real sugar like the yank said I have maybe one sodie pop every two weeks so the extra 200 calories is negligible in the grand scheme of things
>>201199926fake incel quote
Mad how Bargain Buys has tins of Dr Pepper for like 40p, and then youve got these retards spending almost thrice thar in a Tesco. Fucking embarassing.
Just buy diet coke and add in a teaspoon of sugar. Not that difficult really is it
>>201199995how tall are you
>>201199959guinness is peng though
>>201199926Uneducated and not well spoken
>>201200014how about you don't drink the fizzy jew in the first place
>>201199995You seem to attract bogmaxxed instragram girls, are you a deano?
>>201199995
Gee golly i've assed my freaking life up dudes
mental how much this improves /briy/
>>201200054do what I want mate
>Irish Chad shagger has yellow fever lol
Rorke is finishedhttps://x.com/BGatesIsaPyscho/status/1825892243363823792
silly plump clappers wanderingcronem goons scoping...
>>201199826name 5 ways
>>201200112datsit
>>201200101Looks like cat sick
what is a cronem
>>201200098ah yes all these asian gangs in prisonthose chinese are a bad bunch aren't they
>>201199467Need him liquidated and sold as pig feedSponging little bonding runt
>>201200161don't worry ...
>>201200071
you can get imprisoned in the UK for saying mean things?
>>2012000266'3 6'4 ish >>201200055nah, think more indie style. that's because most girls these days are bogmaxxed by default thanks to shit like love island
>>201200164FOY
>>201200101I'm assuming this is boiled chicken, but it also resembles overcooked rhubarb and pickled herring.
>>201200102fast forward to 2024, the IRA are defunct and ireland is still divided. what did they starve for?
I didn't even say solar panels you total nato shill
>>201200187paki freak
>>201200150strange waysmilky wayswrong waysganking waysone ways
we need more of those cheeky boats heading to us x
went to st patricks day parade and ordered an irish car bomb
>>201200177why not
>>201200199
might continue to do nothing to improve my life
I have the solution to mass immigration
>>201200199Strange how the idea of 'no blacks, no Irish, no dogs' gets trotted out every time someone wishes to discuss migration to the UK, but the only evidence of the sentiment appears to be a single close-up photo of a single sign in a single window. How curious.
and have fresh pale ones at shores ready to help...
dooing a pooing
>>201200186Lots of those girls look pretty and not boggedDo you sex them frequently?
>>201200186AND THERE IT FUCKING IS. WHAT WAS I TELLING ALL OF YOU FUCKING MANLETS IN THE LAST THREAD??? HEIGHT IS LAW
TMAU. Hidden disability.
>>201199995for me it's finley
>>201200098Yes yes, we live in a gay version of 1984 - we're very aware of this.
>>201200246Lol Irish are too dumb to realise this
>>201199995100% Sex: NiamhLottieAmandaBiaRebeccaSofiaKyushaSophieLeeannCamAlmaEmma LouisePhilippaZoeFinleyLyraAishaMartaChloeAngelinaCarolineSimple as.
the final solution to the irish diaspora conundrum
keep getting banned from reddit for asking people if they're dogpillednot really on is it
My disability is hidden until I have to interact with other people.
>>201200243oh boy I hope it will solve the problem for a while
why can't i just be an arab sheikh and fuck supercar blondie
>>201200311>>201200271You should both be hidden in a mass grave
went to the pub and threw a tenner in the NORAID basket
>>201200284I've pointed it out to them, but they say 'ah yes, but I remember de bad old days well ta be shure and it was just like dat so it was'. They'd rather continue the lie than accept that their Anglophobic hatred is founded on lies
Look. All I need is a soft pair of breasts to hold against me and someones long hair to stroke as I fall asleep. I dont think Im asking for much.
>>201200270yeah and water is wet mate
Oh come on pooberg get out!
wish i had the means and the stones to be a sex tourist, not a huckster type but a brazillian bunga bunga type
SHRIEKING
>>201200366did sexo tourism in europe a couple of timeswouldn't want to let the senpai and friends know i was going to thailand or something like that
If it makes you short cunts feel any better, I'm 6ft6 yet never get any attention from anyone because I always look like I've had 30 minutes of sleep. Attributes are nothing when you don't look approachable or friendly.
>>201200366I'm 32 and not been abroad since a family holiday when I was 19I never do anything or go anywhereseriously considering taking the £5,000 in my bank and fucking off to the colonies for a few months and then offing myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCg1-aaNIcA
>>201200347GET OF HIM NOW POOBERG GET OUT HIS ARSEHOLE NEEDS YOU OUT OF IT RIGHT NOW HOW DARE YOU WASTE HIS TIME GET OUT NOW
>>201200395going to south east asia by yourself immediately makes me consider you a nonce lol
>>201200405if you put in a tenth of the effort I do to have any shot at all you’d be fucking hundreds of women. Life is so unfair it’s a miracle everyone isn’t a psychotic incel
>>201200414
I am 6’1” and am known as the handsome one at my workplace
>>201200414Travelling is for whores and nonces
He has actually shaved his fucking eyebrows offJust a reminder, tilde reveres this manhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86wsmj6dqfs
I’m 6’8” and it’s awful. If you don’t have a handsome face then you look like a monster from the hills have eyes. My body choices are skeletal crypt draugr or billy bob pot belly hillbilly. My cock looks small compared to my body even though it’s average. I can’t fit through doorways without craning my neck down. I can’t buy normal clothes and dress like a homeless man. Everybody looks at me and I already have social anxiety. I’d happily lose 6 inches if I could. Feel free to call this a larp
>>201200453I know it's bad because I don't even care about being laughed at anymoreit's actually kind of sweet to think I'm at least comic relief for others
my arsehole ujst explided
White girls upping their secretions when Jamal approaches
>>201200262not anymore, too boring. I'm talking to a girl right now who is a condensed matter PhD candidate physicist. I have a masters in electrical engineering but she's still MUCH smarter than me and extremely intimidating considering how smart and attractive she is
I'm 5'8 and I have personally shagged two (YES, TWO) fatties!What say you, lanklet?
>>201200491mad how he buys all this new shit with his bennies and then sell it to cex for 30% of its value two weeks laterwhat is the business model behind that?
>>201200505
>>201200505nice fanfic manlet
>>201200505I have an agreeable face and nice voice and women at least flirt with me, even though I'm fat and useless... it simultaneously makes coping easier and yet the temptation even worse
I’m sexy and desirable. Why don’t women want me?
I'm 5'7 and built like a miniature brick shithouse
im 7'10 and have never had sex or even been within 1km of a woman
Oh and my cock is big Norwood reaper got me early but that didn’t stop me from having several attractive girlfriends from a variety of different races
>>201200505How big is your dick?
>>201200333Use to be very good friends with a son of one of those oil shieks. He had like 30+ siblings with several step-mums. All of the sons studied in the UK and all of the daughters stayed in Bahrain. Had a massive multi-million pound yacht too and totalled about 4 cars in one year - getting them all replaced of course. The son that I was friends with said that if I was willing to convert to Islam he could talk to his father about getting me married to one of his daughters. Kinda wish I'd taken the chance now, sat in my dingy flat on £32k a year.
>>201200451I'm posting on 4chan at 1am; I'm cooked man.
6'10 with stilts on.
>>20120041431 and haven't been abroad since a family holiday when I was 16. I haven't had anyone to go with nor the money. I have the money now but still no friends or a gf.
>>201200554Insane fumble you deserve to be poor
>>2012005496 inches
>>201200526howling
>>201200505Got a mate this tall he plays the saxaphoneHis gf is average height for a woman
>>2012005815'6 7 inches here
im 4 inches tall and sleep in a little tissue as my bed and scramble around biting womens ankles
lexicon idea: as stubborn as a mule but when its pooberg and pooberg won't come out, pooberg is said to be as stubborn as a stool
non-white women don't even count
>>201200518NiceHope it works out for you and you two get married and have a wonderful family and live happily every after x
>>201200505Fucking worst of it is when cunts want to banter and say "do you ask basketball" and you either have to>force a fake laugh that will crack at any moment>not laugh at it and come across as a cunt
have you ever met the campest man you've ever met and then it turns out he has a girlfriendbizarre creatures
>>201200581Girth?
>>201200505Just eat loads and go to the gym
irish accent is absolutely lovely
>>201200578What do you do to keep sane? How do you cope? Where would you go for a holiday? Where would you emigrate, if you wanted to? What part of the UK are you from?
>>201200581Wow, that's small considering your height
>>201200554could've been us but you playin smdhhttps://youtu.be/mesySj71-0I
>>201200554Unlimited wealth whores and wives for a conversions gingers do here and get nothing for? Should've done it.
>>201200634https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj705DvCSxg
england for the english
>>201200622Don't know never measured. Probably about 6 inches as well
>>201200612>do you ask basketball>ask
>>201200554Fucked it
>>201200505>>201200612How’s the weather up there
bros our response?>>201199502
>>201200668
>>201200636I have hobbies and interestsDunno, honestly there's tonnes of places in the UK I'd like to explore, beach holidays are alri as I do like swimming in the sea.Not bothered about emigrating, never really thought about it.East Anglia
women often mistake me for a worm or similar slug like creature
>>201200581yeah, from the ground hehehe
>>201200642It's actually half an inch above average. Proportionally it should be more like 7 and a half though to look normal
>>201200699Are you fat and ugly?Are you rich?What UK places would you visit?
wanked to a bbc video where the girl starts screaming 'put your black babies in me'
want to start playing guitar again. but ive always been shit. then again i muck about with like 6 chords and nothing else, get bored and put it back up the loft for months on end.
would you rather have the power to fly, or the power of invisibility? why?
>>201200668For fuck sake, why is this the only website where I make typos that make me look fried? I swear it's because I'm always trying to rush the captcha and then I'm having a fucking melty that it didn't work.
>>201200702me bottom left
culturally muslim
>>201200684Pretty dumb because it’s not even majority Hindis that are all over the uk
Me and my other 6 foot friends once beat a 5 foot something man to death. The police told us to make sure to bury the body as otherwise it would smell
>>201200730why
>>201200737Fly
>>201200702ktim with the fluoride stare
>>201200757be a bit cold up there wouldnt it
>>201200741>Raygun 2024 Olympic breaking
>>201200737FlyCouldn’t see anything if I were invisible
looking at pretty cats
>>201200748business idea: this exact comic except it's the UK, the guy is brown and at the end he gets given a free house and benefits
>>201200737invisibility, I’d make ted bundy look like a boy scout
>>201200756why did she say it or why did i wank to it
Why is there such a big effort to tell us psychopaths don't exist any more?
>>201200796this is a joke btw asio fuck off
>>2012008062nd one
>>201200612Strangers walking up to you in the street to ask how tall I am or just to say "you're tall".Fuck is wrong with them? Imagine walking up to a random small guy and asking how short he is or going up to a bald guy and saying "wow you're bald!". Sick of it.
>>201200796alright calm down chopper
>>201200817i find it hot when women get blackified
>>201200810Because personality disorders are on trend now and bring in the money
>>201200796id just turn invisible and sneak into women’s homes just to wank and spaff while they shower
wish we could go back to being subjects instead of citizens
>>201200849why
>>201200796based
>>201200810Because it’s all under sociopath now Psychopath was never a defined term
>>201200868due to my rorke beliefs
Only morons who don’t understand the physics of the eye would choose invisibility
>>201200796yeah he based
>>201200554this is how society should be. setting your family and friends up instead of simply dropping them in the ocean and hoping they can swim
fever tree ginger beer is peng i think they have watered down their cola though so i will no longer be buying it
>>201200884holy reddit
>>201200886society has only ever been like that for rich people and still is
>>201200884bazinga
wanking out my arse
>>201200810Post any examples of this >>201200871Not true They’re both distinct disorders
>be invisible >still can’t catch the birdcucks who shit on your car and wake you up at 6am>fly>birdcucks now live in fear
coca cola and pepsi are up there with the worst fizzy juice
>>201200928Lmao no
Teleportation is better than flight. You'd get too cold flying about
Left-wing politics is resentment externalised.
>>201200808ktim
>>201200721No and no, in good shape and average attractiveness.On 35k a year but a junior role so could be rich in the future.I'd love to go back to the Lake District. Why are you asking me all these questions?
sucking a cajun squirrel
>>201200944clue's in the word 'act'most girls <25 don't need to act sexy, they just are
>>201200944lol
>>201200965It’s justified to be resentful towards capitalists who exploit everyone for monetary gain
>>201200984sex with gen z bossoh and its a black man doing it
>>201200984the boss is waaay fitter than this video makes out
>>201201016odd post this
>>201201003joan robinson said the only thing worse than capitalist exploitation is no capitalist exploitationshe was right
>>201200984Gen Z boss is the sexiestI want to poke under her mini skirt
>>201200932you absolutely could kill birdcucks while invisible. theyve largely got shit hearing and rely heavily on sight (lest it’s an owl shitting on your car)
Might become a gun guy
She was 23 years and 364 days old you sick fuck
>>201200950Not an argument
>>201200973do somthing interesting for once thenbet you have six figures banked too
applying for work at tbhskincare hopefully she gives me a job
>>201201030in what watys?
>>201200984none of thier clohtes fit
>>201201046lol, lmao even
>>201200957Put a jumper on ini
>>201201047Neither was your assertion
>>201200984>me when I'm about to get fired on a friday
at some point height just starts to looks freakish, I'd say 6'4 is pushing it but anything above... yh
Can to get home and spew diarrhea all over my toilet bowl
>>201201085Hmm touche
>>201201056would love to be her twink secretary slave
>>201201034No I think not being exploited at all is a good thing actually and I won’t be trusting the baseless assertion of a capitalists
Jesus that honkerhttps://www.instagram.com/p/CvrxnDJvCoM/
NEW>>201201141>>201201141>>201201141
>>201201121he gets to stuff that up her vaginer and make her cum every day
>>201200554you fucked it mate
