Diaspora afternoon edition
>>201201090Fat bitch doesnt look like she knows what full means
>shelaghaussie dark souls boss?
Woman on the tills at home bargains called me sweetheart and I nearly fell in love with her
>>201201098Its time to quit the coffeberg
>>201201145creasing
We're not tight like that sub edition
>>201201144Becoming an autistic schizo just looking at the thumbnail of this image
>>201201121Not even that big Strong noses look better
>>201201090
>>201201144
I heard Dave Lammy has a case of Monkeypox
>>201201234Fake
>>201201247Has he embarrassed himself yet? Was expecting him to shit the bed immediately but it seems everyone’s eyes are off him after all these stabbings and riots
Imagine having a scrapbook full of articles from schizophrenic newsletters of the past
>>201201144kek
>>201201207based. before >>>> after
>>201201299Fake
>>201201311how to go from ugly to gay in just ONE simple step
>>201201311Could’ve been a lot better had he just had the horizontal profile alone reduced
Huge nosed husband and a "fur baby"
*enters the thread*
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Stamp collection and a feral child
TEA SUCKING LIMEYS ALL OF YOU
>>201201387Irish meat trumpet
Am I thick if I buy an ai service that summarizes youtube videos? Would genuinely save me hours of time but I don't know if I can just source it myself somehow
>>201201390was just saying this down at the bar to catyank (he was drinking juice as his parents dont allow him alcohol)
>>201201468Whitey will stop sending gorillions of dollars to Africa and their population will collapse once their own Hitler rises to power and they all start killing each other
mum sounds fithttps://youtu.be/Gmswb0mNHSM
>>201201468incorrect as most of that africa section should be added to europe
>>201201517Love stuff like this. Always makes me feel better about myself knowing that these absolute runts exist.
>>201201606Made for council estate cronem thug wands
>>201201606NoAsian women are better
wish my gf had bigger tits
>>201201621Hate them. Makes me think of the runts at school who got bullied mercilessly, now I think about they must have acted with their parents. Must have been dreadful.
why the fuck are there TWO CONCURRENT THREADS you utter knuckleheads
>>201201660Are you Irish diaspora?
>>201201511Elon musk needs bodies to colonize other planets.
>>201201311
>>201201685Yes
>>201201674yeah
>>201201377Sad to hear about Atsuko Tanaka
>>201201606What's with this type of dress that gets all the tradwife folks going wild? Its always blue dress, vaguely floral pattern, bow thing at the front, low cutYeah I get it shows off the chebs but that seems rather counterintuitive
>>201201730how are ukranian women such ultrawhores?
>>201201722The fuck was she thinking
>>201201736
Irish diaspora here.
arsed my life up
>>201201764What does it matter? Do you think Tyrone knows what it's called when he's ripping it off?
>>201201730Not sure why you keep posting this? At least these women actually stayed in Ukraine instead of running off to Europe for a long holiday
Irish diaspora here.Irish diaspora there.Irish diaspora everywhere.
>>201201840kek this is me
Got a British Passport Got a Irish PassportGot a British Passport Got a Irish PassportGot a British Passport Got a Irish PassportNo Visa for me when I leave the country
>>201201822New 2016mong just dropped
Got a whisky drinkGot a vodka drinkGot a lager drinkGot a cider drink
>>201201837It's why the UK is in such a mess
>Two children die at Pittsburgh hospital following apartment fire in northern Pennsylvania
>>201201840You’re good at that
Departures: Irish passportArrivals: British passport
im such an ugly evil loser cunt fuck lazy arrogant self involved priviledged rat
>>201201822Elon is such a fucking idiot it’s actually a stunning indictment of capitalism that he’s the wealthiest man on the planet
office poof keeps taking toil for blood tests wonder does he have aids
>>201201914it's going to be a kaytimmers from me
There's nothing like entering a Jamaican woman best feeling in the world
Sharted myself walking for the train ladsNot pooey shart just fishy clear liquid aha
>>201201822Elon musk is 2016mong?
Departures: my pooArrivals: veiny jungle bbc
>>201201938
>>201201938What's special about it?
>>201201938Are you Irish diaspora?
>22-year-old killed, boy seriously hurt in Henrico crash
>been called into a meeting with HR because someone saw me do the gay wrist thing after my colleague said he drinks rosé at the pubJesus wept
>>201202021Mad that black lads go for the fat ugly white girls when they have this
york uni library beanbags
>>201202021built for BWC
>>201202066This happened
>>201202066What's wrong with rosé?
>>201202066none of this happenedyou're not even employed
>Just been called into HR just for saying I'm EnglishJesus wept
Ohhh, barkeep! One pint of warm cum, please. And do hurry, I’m positively parched!
My guts are fuckedGonna be spattering the walls of my toilet bowl in circa one hour
Got called into HR for being angry at a woman that refused to call herself white or English
>>201202157ktim after eating too much fiber
*points at you specifically*clean your fucking keyboard
Leftypol gaslighting anyone who has an experience that they don’t want to believe is true Then running it into the ground with 15 samefags to give the impression he is the consensusTiresome
>>201202095Nothing mate my missus loves it>>201202097Cope>>201202123There will come a day
Business idea: Three tier policing.
Goodfellas is on at the cinema this evening and I’ve always wanted to see it on the big screen but I already watched it on the small screen earlier this year and can’t really be arsed going out.
>>201202216About to respond to this 15 times.
>>201202237Just read this post on the tiny screen and can only wonder how dull it would be on the small screen, let alone big screen
blacked myth: wukong
Movie idea: Badfellas
>>201202224Me alone in the third tier (no laws apply, total immunity)
Not sure if I should put my coat on or notIt won't rain but it is quite chilly
>>201202319just add another layer
>>201202237>I’ve always wanted to see it on the big screenwhyseems a pointless film for it
>searching University Graduate jobs>90% are receptionist, supermarket or cleanersLmao wtf
>>201202300that's just it mate, all them good fellas were bad fellas! mental eh
BLACKED MYTH: BADFELLAS
So everyone who doesn't have an emoji of a flag in their twitter name now hates the government but nobody is doing anything because they are going to arrest you?What's the plan? Just wait 5 years for the next election?
Submit to your desires.Submit to your lust.
>>201202353A large proportion of foreign students go into these jobs after their studiesAbout 50% of jobs in carehomes were given to people who initially came here on a student visa
Blackfellas
Hope no one can see my shart stains
>>201202300>As far back as I can remember, I've always wanted to be a law abiding citizen
mum saw me donig my gay retard dance ffs
>>201202438alri raygun
>>201202076I'm bent tbf
Irish wife
>>201202409Carry on and allow the farce to continue until both main parties' names are mud
>Severe financial penalties are failing to deter a large number of British expats from defaulting on their student loans despite being legally obligated to make repayments.>At least 70,000 people with higher education loans living overseas have failed to make repayments despite earning enough to qualify them to do so, and were in arrears as of April, according to Student Loan Company (SLC) data. The figure marks an 18.6pc increase on the previous year.
Just found out I need a licence to have a motorbike even though I already have a drivers licence. What's next? Bicycle licences?
>The World Health Organization is warning that the increasing spread of the virus in Africa could cross over into other continents>Failure to deal with mpox outbreak ‘is risk not just to Africa but whole world’
>>201202350It’s a good film
>>201202486would comfort michelle williams after seeing this desu
>>201202508The Jews will ask the navy to bomb Australias ports until payments are made
>>201202486You got monkeypox
>>201202420>after their studiesyeah their degree in 'Project Management' from a university you've never heard of, with no campus or indeed buildings of any kind, for which they attended 1 'class' and were then handed a 'degree' printed on a sheet A4 office paper
>>201202520let all the contagious africans in rorke
they were the good guys in Bad Boys
>>201202305Would like to imagine I'd only use this to not pay tax but I'd be killing people within a week.
>new poll puts Reform above Tories in votes with up to 63 seats if election were held tomorrowGoing to be the new opposition in 5 years
>>201202508Oh no I guess they'll have to send another letter
Me and my social worker
>>201202543kek>Degree in Hospitality (ubereats, deliveroo etc) and Travel (private hire taxi services)
>>201202543Our federal government admitted this happened and none of the people allowed in here on student visas even studied any of the skills we are allegedly so desperately in need of then nothing happened
doing some anal play lately and using 100% of my willpower to not imagine a male shagging me
>>201202508I still get emails all the time lmaooooo like I’m EVER coming back to that shithole they can go fuck themselves
>>201202523>>201202532https://youtu.be/9VJYk75xzQ8?si=HuLixa5rwV4HYngX
squeaking a poo
>>201202520italy are having a "hug gay africans" week to fight monkeypox prejudice
>>201202630you are increasing my tax burden
>>201202550reckon tommy robinson will have some manufactured row about them and they'll fracture. ukip were gaining traction just last election then farage fucked off, totally killing them
>>201202625>doing gay acts recently and using 100% of my willpower to not imagine being gay ok
>>201202625least gay australian
>>201202550Mad how after brexit they had the perfect opportunity to be the tories that the public wanted. Cut immigration, make a human rights act without all the gay shit and chuck the police and army a few extra quid. And they had more than enough MPs to easily pass all this stuff at many points post Brexit.And they just didn’t.
>>201202548London levelled within an hour desu, in Minecraft.
The UK has fallen, get out while you can
>>201202630What if your mum gets sick and asks for you in her deathbed?
>>201202630do you have family in the UK?
open the fucking pubs
is brokeback mountain meant to be a play on words?
>>201202677Thats why their push to get councillors is extremely wiseThey have five years now to establish themselves while not actually being the opposition and targetted. If they use this momentum to become a real party it could work. Still a long way to go but its dif to UKIP which was single issue
drinking bread water (beer)
>>201202700Might move to China.
blownback mountain
>finish English history degree>museums only want people with specific degrees like "negro foreskins of 1876-1970 expert"Rigged
>>201202700Where are we supposed to go?
>>201202749Buck breaking
Contemplating an SDP surge
>>201202708Yeah>>201202706I’ll visit but I’ll never live in the UKThey aren’t gunna arrest me at the border for student loans, in fact they can’t
>>201202543That's the one yeah, even better is a lot of them just drop out in the first term and barely pay any feesThe entire thing is a racket
>>201202797i hope they do
>>201202692Almost like governing the country wasn't their main purpose
>>201202765Sorry mate, China is falling in eight minutes (followed by Djibouti - so don't even think about it).
>>201202700I was on the first flight to Rwanda before Starmer stepped in.
feel like SHIT
>>201202797You don’t even have Aussie citizenship and I doubt they will give it to a scally like you
>>201202805Yeah I’m your problem not the untold number of pakis and niggers raping their way across the English countryside on government funded hotel tours kekI’m in a better country that actually has a National Socialist Network. My future is bright and you should do the same unless you’re not white.
>>201202867>I’m in a better country that actually has a National Socialist NetworkMi5 post
>a National Socialist Network
>>201202677>>201202750Don’t know the ins or outs by Farage owns Reform as it’s legally set up like a business rather than a party. Or something along those lines. Means he can just fire people and what not and stop the party going UKIPmode
>>201202846I’m a permanent resident and I’ve applied for citizenship which I can’t see being denied just because I’m not Sir Queer Starlin’s WEF lapdog because this country isn’t as insane as Britain.Shall burn my British passport and revoke their right to call me a citizen at the first opportunity (unironically)>tark
>>201202867how do you do fellow racist, fancy joining my racist whatsapp group where us likeminded racists can talk about racism?
>>201202679nothing gay about it
>>201202937u that gay brit expat?
>>201202937How'd you manage the heat? Only thing from keeping me from adding it to my list of places for escaping to
would you consider /int/ post-/pol/?
doing a scromit
>>201202939It’s sad that government oppression of wrongthink has everyone who dares believe in nationalism shit scared of conversing with other like minded countrymen. I suppose thats the problem, I don’t blame you though, I’d be worried about being arrested for nationalist beliefs were I still in England. Just gors to show how far gone you lads are
>self-described National Socialist>runs away from his home country to dodge his student loans
>>201202978int is pol with 40 more avg iq points
>>201202948>nothing gay about performing gay actsok
>>201203012Surely it's a spainnonce character?
>>201202974Think you’ll be alright mate unless you’re in FNQplus my house has three air conditioners
for me it's Samsung Galaxy
I am a Spainlad character
>>201203054Has to be. Utterly beyond parody
>>201203012That was a mere byproduct of my move
>>201203063get an iphone vlad
your response please rorke?
>>201203086Yes I know, I exposed you
>>201203099Ok Spaino whatever you say lol
>>201202700Just take a tradpill. The problems begin when you are trying to copy "hook up culture". Not being a chad, especially.Just search for a wife, wait till marriage. Work. Build home. Raise kids.It works even in very feminist countries.
Leftypol furiously replying to himself on suspiciously post-limit apart timeframes to make it look like everyone hates Nationalism
>>201203054its 190
sharif he don't like itrockin the casbahrock the casbah sharif he don't like it(fundamentally against it)rockin the casbahrock the casbah
>>201203118why am i seeing this word "unalived" is it a meme or because you cant say killed/kill online anymore
unaliving a poo
>>201203116in my country it has no point, a lot of cool people use Samsung now some people still use iPhones, yepbut I dislike it's control system, I prefer the three buttons
>>201203172Its a word from youtube because of youtube advertiser guidelines and shitIts basically a euphemism to keep content ad friendly and monetiseable and sometimes used ironically by people who don’t actually care about that
anyone remember the cuckio meme
Leftypol flying into a rage because his mum bought him almond milk instead of oat milkRorke flying into a rage because his roommates told him posting transphobic wojaks on 4chan all day isnt a job and doesn't cover rent two sides of the same unwashed virgin coin
>>201203236LOL
flybury and his cousin mosquitosworth driving me potty
>>201203252CXC!
Mensa forum being racist again lads. Thought they were supposed to be the brains of Britain, not a secret alt-right clubhouse for nazis.
poo
>>201203307Starmer will not like this.Not one jot.
>>201203307What kind of person do you think is obsessed with showing off their own IQ?
>>201203307Dont see whats racist about this
>>201203021theres nothing inherently gay about it it just is what it is
YOUNG MAN YOU TOO GIRLIE GIRLIE
>>201203116Galaxy S is awesome
>>201203340Seems like something a low IQ person would do
can't imagine how much of an insufferable cunt you'd have to be to join some bollocks gay club like mensa even if you are a egotistical brainy type surely the self dick sucking festival would be too muchjust don't get it
>>201203118how long are influencers going to dine out on pretending to have been scared during the riots? nobody was rioting at her multi-million pound house in a gated community in london
This is the best stand up everhttps://youtu.be/SQBLzotAn3M?si=xo4SkWjpMcWP2KkM
>>201203386Networking innit
>>201203383Yeah exactly. They're low IQ people who conned and cheated their way in by spending months studying how to pass.
leftypol smashing up the houseshare kitchen after someone threw away his homemade kefir
>>201203015int is one of the lower IQ boards on the site which is saying somethingthe only difference between the people here and the people on /pol/ is moderation, one is moderated by overtly racist american chuddies and one is moderated by overtly paedophilic LGBT discord mods
>>201203386>uses the word egotistical>claims he's not what he complains aboutWomyn moment
>>201203307far-right of the bell curve intellectual thuggery
>>201202300https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao4-ViMMlBg
>>201203445name on mikey
>>201203451creasing
For the record I did an IQ test at school when I was about 16 and scored 117.I've done the free ones online a few times and my results seem to range anywhere from 115-130 depending on the questions and my state of mind
>>201203444i disagree int is the only board on this entire site ive seen productive discussion about political topics that are deeper than current events
I want Emma Watson to shit in my mouth.
eating poo
>Twelve killed in Israeli strike on Gaza school, civil defence says
used to like my kindle but prefer holding a proper book again. used to like my ipod but prefer vinyl now. sometimes the older things are better
>>201203502*furiously jots down your boring anecdote*Glad we got that on record
>>201203502I did one that broke it down into three sections, I scored 125-130 on the mathematical/spatial awareness and problem solving ones, but 98 on the memory partI got headbutted as a teenager and basically think I've got CTE
>>201203520>>201203529
I'd like to take a moment to address you directly, Rorke.Yes. I'm talking to you, the so-called One Free Man. I have a question for you. How could you have thrown it all away? It staggers the mind. A man of politics, with the ability to sway reactionary and fearful minds toward the truth, choosing instead to embark on a path of ignorance and decay. Make no mistake, Rorke. This is not a political revolution you have sparked...this is death and finality.You have plunged our country into freefall. Even if you offered your surrender now, I cannot guarantee that Our Benefactors would accept it. At the moment, I fear they have begun to look upon even me with suspicion. So much for serving as the UK's representative.Help me win back their trust, Rorke. Surrender while you still can. Help ensure that the country's trust in you is not misguided.Do what is right, Rorke. Vote Labour.
>>201203444People on /pol/ are all unironically 60 - 90 IQYou can physically feel the stupidity when you look at the place
>>201203519afternoon emmayank
>>201203538cant read abook in a weird posture though
>>201203537
>>201203538many a good tune played on an old fiddle
>>201203510>99% of the bosrds that have nothing to do with politics and explicitly ban political chatter are dumb because they don’t have productive political discussions like calling people leftypol for not wanting to genocide the middle east or movking rorkes shoes because he said who the fuck is alanUnironically more productive political discussion on an average /n/ thread about transport infrastructure/design than anything i’ve ever seen on this shithole
>>201203558Same here, but you’ll pretend its just ironic cause you like it and claim anyone who disagrees is filteredSame as /tv/ (categorically the dumbest board on the site)
>>201203567Good afternoon
iPooed
>>201203556london is quite literally city 17
teenage girls? ova here
Been looking up prostitutes ads again
Bleeding out on the beach of Normandy Some African bloke who isn't even a nurse gave me a bandage
Don’t hate wogs I only slightly dislike them
>>201203699>>201203738
Consider this Rorke;In solar systems, the closer to the centre, the faster you orbit, and the further from the centre, the slower your orbit Now on the galactic scale however, the distance from the core is entirely irrelevant - star systems at the core orbit just as fast as star systems on the edge of the galaxyThere is no known reason why the laws of physics act entirely different in these to scenarios when the only clear difference is the scale It's why we invented dark matter, which we have no evidence of, so scientists can pretend there's actually a lot of invisible mass you can't detect at the edge of galaxies to account for the speed of the orbit being so fast so far from the galactic coreHope you've learnt something new today there Rorke. It's important to take a break from racism and trannies to learn a little factoid.
>>201203593not reading allat
Is it just me or are the filters on job sites useless?As soon as I apply one the number of jobs drops by 90%
>>201203538always preferred a proper book myself too
>>201203789whats hat got to do with rorkey?
>>201203307>Sewage in our seas and lakes >knife crime and theft>riots >known for being unfriendly people >extremely expensiveYeah can't imagine why people would want to visit England
>>201203789>which we have no evidence ofisn't the discrepancy between expected and measured orbital periods the evidence
just got my first job at age 29. janitor at the spoons in skegness. start next week, come visit me if you want x
>>201203817The ones on indeed.co.uk do work but indeed will hide jobs from you based on your profile details, historical applications etc. You can get around this by searching in a private window then when you find jobs that you want to apply for, copy the listing URL then paste in the normal window where you're signed into indeed.
>>201203789>factoida factoid is specifically a piece of incorrect informationalso we didn't invent dark matter lol we hypothesised it
>>201203873It's not evidence of it, it's another discrepancy in the math which we can't solve and so say "must be dark matter"but as of yet we still have no evidence it exists.
trannies be like>finger my vagoid uwu
>>201203888>janitorFOY
>>201203920>we>>201203916Tx
>>201203639/b/ /bant/ /vt/ /pol/ /gif/ are all stupider than /tv/
>>201203888hope you get an elton john after an orgy cum lube poo on your first day
>>201203920yeah well I'm hypothesising sticking my cock up your arse, freak
>>201203853Got a big tower with a clock on though
*chucks a ball of wet bog roll at the thread ceiling*wheeyyyyyy aha x
>>201203981hope you're on prep
I actually can't deal with cars anymore they are far too much stress
>>201203817jobsites are jokes just pick a few companies and then trawl through the listings on their own site assuming it’s a large company
ATTENTION ALL /BRIT/ LADSThere is another /brit// available for use after this one reaches the magical #310 number, please continue to use this /brit/ once we reach #310 posts>>201201141>>201201141>>201201141>>201201141
>>201201141>>201201141>>201201141
Business idea: mandatory prison time for any British person who spends more than 5 minutes a day thinking, talking, or posting online about yank politics
>>201204058Don't tell me what to do
>>201204049Seems that way but I don't know what sites I want
>>201204058How are we meant to continue using this one AND use the one you've just linked?you've made a right hash of this
>>201204075this
>>201203943this isn't as unscientific as you're making it out to be. neutrinos were purely hypothetical particles invented to balance equations for a long time before they were actually observeda lot of physics is making judgements about phenomena without typical "evidence"
>>201204090Well what sort of role are you looking for and what industry?
>>201204127yeah?*bends over and shows you my pooey hairy arsehole*hypothesise this
>>201204141Don't know so I have no hooe
>>201204165hmmm... quite pungent indeed my dear
>>201204177I’d recommend looking into retail banking roles like a teller or a call center rep as they’re relatively easy to get and are good experience They don’t pay that well Just find a few banks near you and look at their job postings
Kier Starmer is entirely responsible for Palestinian genocide
only come to /brit/ to post about poo
>anal sex is perfectly natural>spends half an hour surgically cleaning out their pooey bumhole and taking poppers before handhmm I doubt that
>>201204176Sir Speech Suppressor
they're literally father and son
>>201204228Cloacas exist in nature and are both the genital hole and the poo hole combined into one. The sex hole and the poo hole as the same hole.(Most) Mammals just evolved to separate it into two different holes.
>>201204310Don't recall any gay lads having a cloaca
>>201204339*raises paw*
I wish Starmer were half as based as the radical far right internet trolls and disinfo bots claim he isIn reality though he's just another neoliberal centrist capitalist freak
>>201204351Don't recall avians having paws
>>201204375Marsupials, monotremes, and beavers are all mammals and have cloaca
>>201204409don't recall any marsupials having degrees in zoology
>>201204409>All amphibians, reptiles, birds, and a few mammals (monotremes, tenrecs, golden moles, and marsupial moles) have this orificeLearn something new everyday. I stand mistaken, anal sex is clearly very natural.
>>201204449>who is steve irwin
will people save the red squirrel subspecies or will they just watch as they go extinct while celebrating introduced red squirrels increasing their population
>>201204483he was a human
>>201204519Have you seen his cloaca?
Slug.
>>201204519nah he was australian
>>201204560
>>201201730Are women the same everywhere? Even in a war zone? Jesus
