Currency edition
sheffield
got cro-mags on
DROITWICH SPA
Get the clappers posted
Why are English women so special?Making Irish women look like shit.It's unfair.
countless businesses across the country have had to close due to rising energy costs. lives have been ruined, and it's not hyperbolic to say that lives have likely ended as a resultnick clegg and caroline lucas have blood on their hands because of their fucking evil stupiditywe could have gone on a huge investment spree with nuclear a decade ago and ended up with basically free leccy for homes and businesses today, but no, we don't have that, thanks to people like this. The lib dems and the greens are as harmful as the tories. Only Labour and Reform should be allowed to exist I reckon You are significantly poorer than you should be largely thanks to these two people
onion bhajis going in the air fryer
>>201208663I invented toilposting and ballbusting
>>201208765they really are fucking retarded
>>201208756Atleast one of these has french ancestry you fear gorm
>>201208784mad how you can fry stuff with air
>>201208765Need a big seagull to take a big smelly poo on Lucas's headAlso need Clegg stuck in the lift at Meta for hours without food or water
might take LSD and listen to "white rabbit" by jefferson airplane
Mum keeps taking her vibrator into the bath with her and doesn't realise the vibration with her in the tub makes it sound like she's running a chainsaw in there. Sick of it. Need to move out sharpish
Created the sinister bradley gimmick, me. Though the mong who keeps spamming it these days really gets on my tits.
https://youtu.be/f1agQE9Hr08?si=zRzFaxJBdvVdNk03For the brit who asked. It's the arrest from when he diddliedood his mom
>>201208765china can get stuff done because despite election cycles, internal purges etc they still seek to further the same mandate anglo countries are paralyzed because of this bullshit
>>201208809All English people have French and Danish and German ancestry. That's what makes it England you dumb Muslim.
>>201208842she have a nice arse?
>>201208788I invented the word greng
>>201208784No way it'll be as good as oil frying. Onions need to be CRISP
>>201208842can I move in your room x
>>201208842mine uses my dad's toothbrush
>>201208787You need to google a bit harder son, you're wrong
>>201208842fuck imn sorry that's grim
>>201208872>All English people have French...German ancestryNo, unless you mean Germanic, which would go to the Anglo-Saxons. French and Normans had zero genetic impact.
>>201208873If you like fat 60 year olds then sure
You know what sounds really good on a BOOMIN SET OF SPEAKERSFUTURE'SMADE OF VIRTUAL INSANITYWho knew his words were so prophetic
>under Shariah Starmer it will literally be over for porke
>>201208868>I suffer in Australia Drive a mining truck shitfaced then go buy 3 holdens on your 3 month leave fuck outta here
shill ing
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Channeling David Bowies ghost
>>201208900I accept your concession.
>>201208895What if all the terminally online live at home incels just did a roomswap to live with their new mums (which they shag) haha x nothing prevents this solid plan technically
off to bed
I rent a small but lovely one bedroom waterfront apartment at the city marina for £800 plus billsa foreign student would have had it if not for mejust look for somewhere until you see a nice one
Life has presented me with a puzzle i need to sort out
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90 percent of the meat eaters reading this would not be mentally up to the task of slaughtering the animal they eat. 9 percent would do it, but become vegetarian afterwardsand 1 percent would do it, and the meat would taste even better afterwardsreply if oyu're the 1 percent
>>201208969You accept that you're wrong? Glad we're on the same page
>>201208989why are you crying lad
Thinking about moving to ingerland and raping a couple of women then walk free due to british politics
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>>201209004Went against the grain onceGot sectioned meNo vodka involvedJust knowing too much and enlightenment (psychosis they said)
i think that coffee i drank must have been out of dateit has uttely fucked mefeel sick
>>201209043ok thanks 190
>>201208966>>201209004>>201209057fuck off
>>201209015Nah I'd want trained people to do it. Would people be vegetarian if they could only eat what they grew? like fuck
>>201209021>You're wrong because I say so!Handily destroyed you with facts (which don't care about your feelings). See if you have the self control not to make another embarrassing angry reply. It'll help your standing.
>>201209015I always say to people that if you wouldn't be happy killing the animal yourself then you shouldn't eat itmost people are terrified of the idea and should be vegetarians imo. before anyone asks yes I have killed animals for food
the Irish pub in Torshavn, Faroe Islands is open until 4am Friday and Saturday
>>201208868we've got nukes running and more comingbrits are just retarded
>tfw lil timmy sent his pale pencil dick on snapchat
>>201208756Middle one has Indian ancestry
>>201209043190 children molested
>>201209043>couple of womenrookie numbers
>>201209043You wouldn't walk free, you'd probably be paid for it
>>201208999sounds horrible
>>201209101your country is the most fucked out of any anglo country doe
>>201209085>he didn't buy the 4chan no ad passKekking rn>>201209080Rientfrije
>>201209089Mate, you're wrong, you've been shown you're wrong in front of everyone and had your pants down and bare batty exposed to everyone (we're all laughing at you)
>>201208894foy>>201208924foy>>201209089foy
>>201209097vgh....to be a pub proprietor on the viking hvmeland of faroe islvnds....
Tight blonde Katie slobbering on Slimani's hood bbc
>>201208966Spainpaki's only original gimmick and it's boring and unfunny, what a shocker.
>>201209097bet that's a right laugh desu
>>201209175>Shown you're wrongCare to link the post? This is embarrassing for you.
might get on the gay porn
>>201209150chavs threw my patio chair into the water once and another time my patio lights appeared to be cut also a water bowl I put out for passing dogs disappeared the other day
>>201209192>everyone I don't like is spainovery original
>>201208872Mate you have three strata in Great Brit:The brown haired normans who ruled (Emma Watson, Rown Atkinson)The blond haired farmers (Simon Pegg)And then the Welsh
amazing how /tv/ rates Aliens (1986)shit sequel that ruined the mystery and horror of the xenomorph
embarrassed the young lad at toil today by driving the van around blaring crazy frog through the city centre windows openwas howling
>>201209166Good weed though. Yeahhhh weedI am such a stonerCan't live without my wake and bake broDid you try this little green nuggie from CanadaNo it's not the same as the other green nuggies. It has a different nameeeeeeee broSomeone else grew it and the effects are totally differentHaha consuming Marihuana gave me a personality
Bergerac Reboot
>>201209209Here you are: >>201208680easy to miss
Is it possible to learn a new skill when you're an adultWould love to have played an instrument
>>201209184Or what?
>>201209104>My comment on one of Faith's Instagram reels where I ask her to marry me just hit over 100 likesI'm kind of a big deal, me.
>>201209235The Alien is the least interesting thing about the Alien franchise
>>201209235still a 9/10 film compared to the shite that comes out today
>>201209235switched this off within half an hour. SHITE
>>201209254 no its impossible
>>201209226Ah a fellow targeted individual Did the milk also move 2 inches last time you checked?
I'm a native Brit. My ancestors go back 1 million years.
>>201209232I'm a brown hair blue eyed Norman from Wales with a Latin first and last name
Are zoomers the worst generation ever or just the worst alive today?
>>201209252Oh dear... Different companies own them between the time of the Theranos cover and Time's cover for a black teenager. Embarrassing for you. Need a hanky?
I wonder why the Vikings settled in Iceland
>>201209259tell her that she needs some soul pole in her life
get the slags posted
>>201209235fantastic film. one of my favs
>>201209284I watched them throw it in the water and I informed the police
mad how that peggy fella from mad man is a scientologist
>>201209235To be fair you have to have a very high IQ to understand Alien 3.The film is only horror on the surface, and without a solid grasp of existentialist philosophy as well as a more than cursory understanding of the symbolism of the world's great religions, most of the scenes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Ripley's quasi-innocent outlook, which is deftly expounded into her characterization giving birth to the very essence of the Film itself--the absurdity of Sartre and Camus is ingeniously woven together with the anti-idealism of one Soren Aabye Kierkegaard, to over simply things a bit. The real patricians understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity and lived experience to truly appreciate the real depths to which the "movie" plunges. They realize it isn't just horror but rather a comment on what it means to exist.Consequently, people who dislike Alien 3 truly ARE plebian - of course they can't appreciate the heavy symbolism of Ripley's death, which is in at least one instance used in reference to the Gnostic/Hermetic Ouroboros - an alchemical symbol that references both the cycle of life and the transmigration of the soul. I shudder thinking of those myopic troglodytes unable to grasp the deftly layered meaning of what David Giler, Walter Hill, Larry Ferguson and David Fincher have projected from themselves onto countless screens. It's painfully erotic, knowing I and few others are capable of the intellectual intercourse those creators have put forth. And yes, by the way, I do have a Xenomorph tattoo and no, you cannot see it. It's for the initiated only - you have to have read and understood Carl Gustav Jung's Red Book and demonstrate an understanding of Alien 3 as it relates to the archetypal alchemy that is the collective unconscious.
>>201209248will be shite just like the van der valk reboot
>>201209302Nope, that's incorrect, again, you need to check your sources are up to date - have another google and come back with an apology
>>201209137I’ve just seen the news they released hundreds of rapists and pedos for no reason >>201209080>190?
>>201209322in fluorescent on the shores ready to service the cronem on the boats arriving mmhmm
>>201209300zoomers are fine, you're just a miserable old cunt
>>201209272Anyone want to shag a female predator from alien?(Not nonce code)Corr
>>201209322Got that same chester draws
mad
>>201209350Were busy arresting black women using the n word on twitter
>>201209374I'm a big enjoyer of this sudden accelerationism since 2016 or so and especially this year 2024
Every time I tell myself "I can get 99 in a weekend, it's really easy so I should just get it out of the way" and I get started with the Construction grind, it's just so fucking dull.
Someone put this yank out of his misery
>chester draws
>>201209438Do you have a swarthy girlfriend?
>>201209374>for no reasonthere's a reasonthe country is run by satanists has been for millennia it was only a short time the Christians were in charge
>>201209454already told him to foy so someone else can do their bit now
someone hat this bitch!
>>201209228>durr you're only calling me a boring incel retard because i'm a boring incel retard!very original
surprised it's below 50%
Thoughts on this?
>>201209296>I'm a brown hair blue eyed Norman from WalesDo you look like this?
Anyone tapered off ssris? What was it like?
>>201209519squealing
>>201209519spanish edition of balls of steel looks great desu
corrr proper raining. need autumn pronto
>>201209516I was born outside marriage and then my parents got married and have been ever since
>>201209519LOL
>>201209475>>201209433How does it feel being imprisoned for a tweet instead of a rapist?
>>201209539What we call a >woman moment
>>201209516surprised france is higher than the nordic countries
I think I'll become a missionary that concentrates on the truly godless countries - Scandinavia and Western Europe. They need far more than Africa does.
>>201209491
nice weather for evening walkies earlier
>>201209296You don't like brown girls, do you? You like white girls, either blonde or brunette.
>>201209539LOL
>>201209603me standing outside toil before I start
>>201209575Bad. How else would it feel?
>>201209602needs concrete rundown blocks of flats packed with nigeriansPRONTO
>>201209499Send that incel freak flying lmfaooo
>>201209516So many bastards
>>201209543Comparable hair when not straightened but no I've got pale skin. slight tan from the one day of sun this year but I'm otherwise pale, my arms are freckled but I am one eighth irish
>>201209516>turkeeyie>no shaggersNot surprised.
Broken car. Not had sex in 3 years. Deadend job. live in a place full of old people. it's truly over for me.
>>201209575Heard Brazil was having a spat with Twitter
>>201209539stupid bitch
>>201209571You were born a bastard and a bastard you remained!
>>201209666a clue gained
>Anon you've barely touched your dinner, is everything ok?
Which gender should I be tomorrow lads?
>>201209674based retard
>>201209653>but I am one eighth irish
>>201209605No I like brown girls, but as I said I'm one eighth irish
>>201209700
>>201209603
>>201209702would eat her poo
>>201209702I'm staring at my dinner and golly i will have it
>>201209702My first ever fap was when I watched Gone Girl in 2016. I was 10 years old and my dick went rock hard when the boobs of Emily Ratajkowski were shown.Good times.
>>201209692Funnier one here. Reminds me of a Fable character
>>201209702>I'm saving room for dessert. *makes sucky noises, baby noises and grabby hands towards your breasts*
>did you have something you wanted to ask me, anon?
>>201209733I didn't know you were one eighth Irish when you said it. That changes everything.
>>201209702too many olives in my drink
>>201209666i cycle and shag on the reg
>>201209770FOLC
>>201209702>I'm saving myself for desert ;)
>>201209702probably the greatest body of all time
>>201209770When I found out the girl from the 'blurred lines' had nudes I turned my knob into a pepperami
>>201209787such as what
>>201209793but youre confined to the same place and have to take the train everywhere far away
>>201209770folc
Irish pypo be like
Might convert to Judaism
>>201209809That's not Claire Abbott.
https://youtu.be/tXtATeQ7GKg?si=P7iKBMI76fKntWmPnth for 00s synth pop
>>201209849Any reason why
Poodaism
>>201209770Fucking hell 2016 I was 26. I started wanking in the esrly 2000s
>>201209893sensational post
>>201209873Did a bump of k with her at Glastonbury 2023
Might convert to be a Buddhist monk (already am balding and not owning anything)
been summoned to court for my posts about dogs being stupid smelly beasts, lads
>>201209881Something to do innit
leftypol starting a fundraiser to pay for they/thems ADHD medication they were prescribed privately
>>201209913get them all arrested
sick of all the 1960s sex scenes in mad man
>>201209664One of the nurses at my workplace is going on holiday to Turkey this week and the other nurses were making jokey comments about her sneaking away from her family to find a Turkish man Mad how roach men are perceived as sexual now. The power of nice beaches and lush food.
Dublin gym
>>201209927even normoids have to be calling this into question right
>>201209926Buddhism is Based.
>>201209919>kReal niggas smoke pcp bet you never even smoked crack before to see what's up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP6B45kZ_Mw
>>201209927Simon Pegg on a mad one
>>201209944turks are mostly quite attractive people tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YgnfWYOeVQ
jailed for dog racism while a convicted paedo walks free as a result, after serving only 40% of their sentence, starmer's britain
>>201209702no woman will ever ask me that
you pricks spamming tiktok drivelyeah you pack it in or else
diego
>>201209927>McCarthyIrish diaspora againJust show him a black woman and he'll be right as rain
Take a guess how this man died, see if anyone's close
they call him poobert
>>201209596>Who was it that did your media training, Myra Hindley? I mean it was terrible! All these hands all over the place. You were like a sweaty octopus trying to unhook a bra.
>>201210033died from eating grain and toxic green vegetables
>>201210033Bicycle crash
>>201210033You dumb ass KEK
YOU YEEEEES YOU STAAAAAAAAAND STILL LADDIE
Well?Why'd he do it?
>>201210033ominous post this
>>201210033bicycle crash
>>201209980terrible selection>no unprocessed protein>no veg>no fruit>no fermented foodswhat the fuck is he doing
>>201210033fucked it
just vomited out all of the coffee ladsnever happened beforewhat's wrong with me
>>201210125gimpitis it's terminal
>>201210125bowel cancer
>>201209853>Claire Abbottsquare shapedemily is way better
>>201210033>wasn't wearing a helmetretard
>>201209232>Watson>Atkinson>Peggall ANGLO surnames
dickhead
>>201210033Reckon he bumped his noggin after some sort of beasts, perhaps cats, were fighting in the street and got in front of his bicycle.Which is a long winded way of saying he chose to not wear a helmet, meaning he chose to die, essentially committing suicide, leaving his wife and children behind like a coward. Glad he's in Hell while I'm here eating a cornetto desu.
Christianity has been the religion of the majority in this country since the dark ages. The last census shows that is no longer the case. The number ticking the “Christian” box has fallen below 40 per cent. That has never happened before. And of those who did tick it barely 12 per cent said they were members of the Church of England. In fact more of us go to a mosque every week than to a parish church. But the largest proportion by far ticked the box that said “no religion”. It’s now 37 per cent. That’s three times what it was twenty years ago and makes us one of the most godless countries on the planet.
is anything elses 'chon really laggy or is it just mine?
IMAGINE paying £4 to have some deliveroo PAKI on a fucking BICYCLE take 30 fucking minutes to pedal his little paki feet all the way to your house and by the time he's got there the food is COLD and is basically just a pile of SLOP because he's been shacking it around for 30 minutes in his little paki backpack
>>201210033crashed his bicycle after two fighting cats got caught in his wheel. he wasnt wearing a helmet
mens menul elf mattuhs
>>201210180>PeggHehehehe
might impale myself on a spike for a laugh
>>201210163Nice surname, faggot.
>>201210192We've finally grown up
girlfriend keeps asking if she can put a finger up my arse
neckbearded libertarian fedora-tippers
>>201210204best part is when they phone you because they cant find your house
>>201210204they poo in it nowbecause of their infliction
>>201210033heart finally gave up when he realised the country is simply beyond saving and he can't return to how it was before multiculturalism ruined it
>>201210203Yyyyyyeah itttssss senddddinggggg everythingggg in a stutstutstutter
>>201210033I say the filename is a red herring. It was actually diabetes.
>>201210245tried this with the ex gf and hated it
>>201210204I laughed aloud at the mere thought of it, sir. So, so true.
>"One of them went under the front tyre and unfortunately the other went under the back tyre. Somehow he's come off his bike and sustained a really bad brain injury.">Mr Reeves, known as "Lurch" to his friends, died peacefully in hospital in Coventry surrounded by his family.>Dominic said he put a Bounty chocolate bar in his dad's hand before he died as he loved coconut and he's now raising funds "to give him the send off he deserves".
>>201210251is this real chat?
Haven't gone outside the door for two days, lads. Nary cracked a window. Quite happy with that arrangement I must say.
>>201210245get her to rim your arse lad
>>201210054>>201210055>>201210096>>201210121Nope, you've missed the key element>>201210188>>201210208Indeed>A man has died after falling off his bicycle when two cats fighting in the street ran in front of him and got caught in the wheels.>CCTV from a nearby garage reportedly showed two fighting cats had cut across his path.>"He must have startled them as he came round the corner and they ran out in front of him," he told the Birmingham Mail.>"One of them went under the front tyre and unfortunately the other went under the back tyre. Somehow he's come off his bike and sustained a really bad brain injury."
>>201210236ratajkowski
Heard you the first time
I’ve just about had enough of you and your judgmental comments about meSo what if I never went to university? Nowt wrong with that. I do more hard work in a single day than the lot of youse will do in a lifetime. You and your sneering ‘educated’ ways. Wouldn’t last a day in the real world
Natasha Henstridge's tits in 'Species'
kier barmcake
Now he's known as Lurch the cat killer
love old churches, especially cathedrals so much, so beautiful, wish I did something in life to do with those instead of falling for the STEM meme and being stuck doing fucking excel sheets but there's nothing
>>201210310so he had a crash while riding a bicyclesounds like a bicycle crash to me mate, catberg or no catberg
>>201210350irish diaspora
>>201210245my ex wanted to do that i told her no unless you want a brown finger
>That bit in Far Cry 3 where you have to burn the weed farm and get high while Skrillex playshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PR_u9rvFKzEThat was pretty cool.
why is heatherfreak so mentally ill
>>201210364poverty isn't enjoyable
>>201210310Doing the ol' schumascher with a twist
Never worn a helmet meOf the opinion fate has a plan for us allVery lazy fair attitude towards life
>>201210419https://youtu.be/b9yL5usLFgY?si=iVXKElibyrQso-e4
>>201210365No mate he had a cat go under each wheel like some sort of fucking kamikaze cat killing ghost rider, do you have autism by any chance?
>lazy fair attitude
the only time i wore a helmet i went arse over tit on my bmx, slammed my head and cut up my elbowhelmets are a bad luck charm imo. dont trust em one bit
>>201210452this will be my kid but with /brit/ fr
>>201210452screaming
>>201210445fuck off you smelly nitpicking weasel
Mum found out I stopped wearing my helmet to bed and said I had to sleep with her again :/
mental how there is absolutely nothing the staff can do about heathersubhuman's spam
>>201210452Yeah, this is the average 4channer.
A ONE EIGHT SEVEN ON AN UNDERCOVER JANNYI KNOW IT MAKE YOU SEETHE HOW YO POWER JUST MAKE BELIEVE HOW YOUR MUM AIRS OUT YOUR ROOM WITH FEBREEZE AND NO ONE LOOKS UP TO YOU AS A PERSON THAT BE FREE OF HIS OWN MENTAL PRISON OF A SLAVERY INDUSTRYYOU WORK THE SWITCHBOARD LIKE A CHINK IN A SWEATSHOPNO ONE NOTICE WHEN IN YO STINKY APARTMENT YOU GET A HEART ATTACKYOU THINK THE MODS GOT YOUR BACK BECAUSE THEYVE BEEN WHERE YOU ATBUT BE HONEST BRO YOU WOULDNT DO THE SAME IN THEIR POSITIONCLACK CLACK TYPE TYPE ALL DAY WHAT IS YOUR COMISSIONTO SOCIETY AS A WHOLENOT MUCH ITS KINDA LACKING YOU WANT CONTROL BUT YOU AINT NO SAVAGELIKE MESMOKE CRACK AND TREESPEAK MY MIND FREEJANNY JANNY JANNYI JUST CAUGHT YOU LACKINGI JUST CAUGHT YOU SLIPPINMY POSTS ARE NONE OF YOUR BUSINESSBUT I GOTTA KEEP IT IN BRITISH CULTUREI DONT WANNA GET MUTED AND MORESOI LOWKEY AM JEALOUSOF YOUR MAGNIFICENT ANGLO WIZARD POWERS
>>201210571bababababbababab
Would you shag Marge Simpson if you were Bart?
>>201209927Starmer's EnglandA literal dog that works for the police is more valuable than a working father of three
>>201210530>>201210571classic GCHQ posts
>>201210597wrongun
some mousenonce-esque posts here tonight
>>201210571Did this at bohemian grove best part is ripping off the skin like chicken
>>201209097>open until 4am Friday and SaturdayMad how this is literally illegal in Ireland.
>Right!*slaps my knees*
>>201210033kek i love this site
>>201209927poor doggo :(
no es bueno
I've been called heathermong, brick, tranny mong(?), 190, and other such namesBut I'm actually a singular entity of my own, much more significant than everything else, yet almost invisible. like a black holeI'm also the bane of commiemong and spainmongI even made this thread, and the most significant posts in itMy tune? You're dancing to it mate
Sir Cum Drinker
>>201210304*furiously jots down your boring anecdote*Glad we got that on record
>>201210468Might test this theory
>>201210693weird way of saying you're highly unoriginal
>>201210389>unless you want a brown fingerSuppose my gf wouldn't need to do it as she already has ten of those!
Sir Cat Stroker
forgot about brick kekwonder how he's doing
Getting colder.. Getting darker..
Where's dogbreath
Early
>>201210763Hope you enjoy prison.
>>201210779I'm right here
>>201210310only mongs dont wear helmets
>>201210488Your kid posting about how you shout memes at each other across the room
>>201210365Wasn't the bike crashing killed him mate.
Agent Sleeper
