In Germany we have a certain culinary tradition. Parents make sure to feed their child Pumpernickel regularly throughout their childhood, so they know what sadness tastes like. This is believed to make the child tougher and better prepared for the hardships of life. Once they are adults, most Germans choose to never eat Pumpernickel ever again.
i get this sometimes. it's okay when toasted.do germans know this brand?
>>201290630>>201290725just realized it's the same brand
>>201290630>Once they are adults, most Germans choose to never eat Pumpernickel ever again.Speak for yourself
>>201290630https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gr_D7nUBlUM
>>201290630As a child I made the ultimate mistake by thinking that it was some sort of chocolate bread.It's even worse when you expect sweet.
>>201293766I think we intentionally did that to trick the children. I am sorry you had to go through this.
>>201290630>Once they are adults, most Germans choose to never eat Pumpernickel ever again.I eat it regulary though. Great with Quark + cucumbers/tomatoes
German santa is a monster who can eat you.It teaches German children not to expect free stuff, you little cunts.
>>201290630but its good toasted with cream cheese on top
>>201291072>>201290725all brands of Pumpernickel taste the same
>>201293864It's funny because I come from a German family and I love other German foods like Sauerkraut, Sauerbraten.
>>201293959I mean creme cheese of course
>>201294200*cream cheeseJESUS
>>201290725>toasted Why? It’s really moist for a reason
>>201294178Seems like you took part in the Pumpernickel humiliation ritual like a proper German child then.
>>201294054Funny how you can always tell which stories come from Protestant Germany and which ones come from Catholic Germany.
i like the taste of it
>>201294333when I was a kid we had this on tape and listen to it in the car
>>201290630It's an acquired taste but I like it.
>>201290630had this in my military ration. okay with some goose pate but still the worst black bread out there
It's healthier bread and great with salmon or herring. It has its place stop being a baby
>pumpernickel means "farting devil" or "devil's fart"
>>201297014quintessentially german
>>>201297014>quintessentially german
>>201290630What is pumpernickel's original form? There is pumpernickel-flavor bread that mostly tastes like caraway seed. There is this weird dry brick thing. Then there is the circular cylinder in a can. Then there is pumpernickel at the bakery which could be any shape, any texture, any ingredient, as long as the bread is dark brown and has some caraway.
>>201297014Might be true, but that name probably has it roots in some midieval westphalian (?) dialect.
>>201297285>t. Poopenfarten-American>t. Gary Furz
I think pumpernickel tastes good and I want to try making it myself The one I had was sour and weirdly a bit sweetAlso felt very healthy to eat
>>201297356>What is pumpernickel's original form?Westphalia
>>201293766>It's even worse when you expect sweet.It actually is, you have to chew it for a while.
>>201290630I think I had it once maybe? It wasn't so bad if I remember right. I am whole wheat chad though so I don't concern myself with inferior breads
>>201297511Pampernickel was THIS?
>>201290630sadness? Pumpernickel is great
>>201297356You've got to distinguish pumpernickel with US pumpernickelIn the USA pumpernickel refers to a standard bread made with wheat and some rye with a ton of additives to make the colour dark
Back then my mom basically enforced this and dark rye bread on me and my siblings because of it's nutrional value. Kinda worked desu. We all became healthy and tall and I still like to eat it to this day. Thanks mom!
>>201297697All of it!
Try them with cottage cheese, cucumbers, radish and/or other vegetables and herbs
>>201297697No it is actually from the region of Westphalia and not the french puppet state of Westphalia, which was actually just Eastphalia and nortern Hessen stitched together and did not include any westphalians.
Pumpernickel is pretty tasty and moist though, far better than grey bread especially made from Dinkel.
>>201297848>take food that tastes bad>put tasty toppings on it>"see? It's good now almost!"You can just put toppings on something tasty you know
>>201297925You don't know how different flavours can complement each other?
'Fries roggebrood' is great. Especially if you leave the toppings to the Danish, they've got it down to a science.
>>201298474yummy!
>>201298474I want that smoked ham one but with jalapenos instead of pickled cucumbers
>>201294289It was a self inflicted injury.I found leftovers from a dinner party.My first clue should have been it's adjacency to the vegetable tray.
If you dont eat Pumpernickel and love it, your basically not white at all!
