vladi edish
>>201316989unironically bumperino for the next new
>>201316989beppy
sucking a gay bum
Have genuinely just stopped caring what people think about stuff and it's peng
>>201318840would rim her arse to kingdom come
howling
would love to live somewhere bland and uninteresting in a peng way like this
Reminder that there are 0 fit politicians
>>201316989would kiss her muscles
>>201318899wrong
Make cum not war
>>201318929No
love the pub me x
FREE THE TRANSDEM
>>201318894This would be nice for a monged out extended weekend like you don’t leave your hotel and just drink and watch dumb shit all day and blast the heating during a snow stormlike watching star trek tng
>>201318899what about penny
post your walk musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoDNFsQGDjE
>>201318894I would love to see a big muddy Labrador run into that room and shake its coat, splatting mud all over the place before it jumps on the sofa
>>201318899How so?
>>201318929you reckon it’s true that she’s into bdsm
get that gay porn on
>>201318979No
Would you be willing to eat another man’s cum and drink his piss for sustenance for a month for 100 million dollars
Police in Southwark have released an image of a man they want to identify after racist graffiti was repeatedly scrawled on a sign at Dulwich Hamlet Football Club.Between Sunday, 21 July and Friday, 9 August an unknown man has repeatedly written grossly offensive racist remarks on an entrance sign on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays each week at around 05:00:hrs - 06:00hrs.Staff at the club have repeatedly cleaned the graffiti off but eventually had to replace the sign and install CCTV to monitor it.On 9 August they captured the man writing on the sign again and went to challenge him. A member of staff took the man's photograph and shared it with police.
>>201318899don't talk rubbish
nth for the baddiedem
>>201319063prefer not to say
>>201319020disappointed that wasn't a cover of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fBQiOQXWyM
>>201319069In southwerk at the tabard as I lay mate
Everyday between 14:00 pm and 18:00 pm I get a strong urge to sleep. I'm not even particularly tired. My mood just seems to drop during this period.
>>201319069> Police in Southwark have released an image of a man they want to identify after racist graffiti was repeatedly scrawled on a sign at Dulwich Hamlet Football Club.
>>201319063Of course
>>201316989Why do accountants and bankers think that so will never replace them?
>>201319078Is that Whitby
>>201318894https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPrULSe1S44very similar
>>201319069rorke on a mad one
brapdem
/brit/ redpilled me on the you know whos and now i cant stop noticing things
>>201316989imagine how big her clitoris is
>>201319123'astings
blimey
Your mum lives in Dull Witch Hamlet
>>201319162Jews...
>>201319122Because there has been surprisingly little automation in either field, both of which have personal accountability as a big factor, yet programmers are starting to get btfo
what's your favourite race in elder scroll?
>>201316989gay>>201318840straight
might play some war of rights later x
>>201318916Based>>201319163Not that big>>201316989Galagan <3
need a poo
>>201319116Look fairly semitic in his looks
>>201319186Honestly most white collar jobs will be gone within our life time I told my dad this and he told me I live in a matrix world but the world of expanse makes more sense
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/182693471/#182717352
>>201319124>tfw no seasidemark loving gf
stomach sexual toned
downloaded tind because i was finding the gf incredibly dull and all it’s done is make me realise the gf is pretty funny and interesting in comparison to most women
>>201319162Unironically didn't mind them until going on Kiwi Farms during lockdown and noticing how EVERYONE doing bad things had similar early lives
>>201319239bit grim that
>>201319182you're not allowed to say that lad
The world simply wasn’t unfunny enough yet. With the dawn of zoomers Family Guy has finally found an audience.
Dual wielding mac-11s
>>201319307killing what minority
>>201319243very concerning
who do you think is the least funny popular standup comedian?
>>201319307akimbo
>>201319344Would say Andy Parsons but he was never popular
search "family guy" on youtube
>>201319357not on is it
>>201319357Lord have mercy
>>201319360FAMILY GUY COMPILATIONS
>>201319357funny how these pixels in this alignment has caused blood to rush to my lower body
>>201319360shan’t
Is the site running like absolute shit for anyone else or is GCHQberg hacking me
i wonder what mousenonce's arsehole looks like
>>201319415you are definitely being hacked
modes multiple rules have been broken in the past several minutes
I think the expanse is something we will have before Star Trek
Totally Spies Season 7 Trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBMr_wW0rTkAre you going to be watching it?
>>201319445
>>201319425i have it on good authority that it's hairy and pooey
>>201319425cute I bet >_<
>>201319445>modes i am cry :((( oe noeeee
McDonald's is underrated as an achievement of standardizationTeenagers with little training all over the world can deliver you the exact same product with minimal wait and not a particularly high cost
no petersno dragonsno mice
>>201319504lol peter griffin funny
all of abba's songs were written by the two male members of the band"gimme a man after midnight" takes on a rather questionable connotation once you realise this
>>201319528You have no authority here
Mental how all the Glasgow anons of /brit/ all probably know each other
willy poocouldn't escape if i wanted to
penis griffin
hate summer so much heat rash again
hes not the peter poster
street cleaners cleaning the street for the third time this week FUCK OFF
>>201319593better than street shitters and no cleaners
this is how easy is to stop genocide. we want it to happen. we the nazis now
>>201319550don't care, still love ABBA
>>201319513had a McRib once and they didn't put enough sauce on itit was my first one so i thought that was just standard and McRibs are just shit but then i tried another one and it had the proper amount of saucei've been well and truly fucked by the system me
Fighting a loosing battle with my poo, got the runs and can't figure out whyDoesn't help that flatmateberg bought paki shop toilet roll so it's like wiping my arse with sandpaper
have some co-worker mates in britain who deliberately go back to the same street and make noise to annoy this singular virgin on his pc they can see him raging from his smelly bedroom window aha
cigarettes (should be 20 of them) should cost like £5 - five pounds - ubt of course government needs to take their cut - taxes
sucking isopropyl up de bum
dog wants a walki want a wank
>>201319646now wanna some cigs
>>201319646They need to be taxed to high heavens to account for the absurd amount you're going to cost the NHS in later life
Bank Holiday weekend can't come soon enough - fucking hell.
just got called a dog cunt at woolsworths
>>201319669both at the same time
>>201319661up de bum bum? thats how you just said it
>>201319593you'd rather have it caked in faeces from all the indians milling around the place?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFrGuyw1V8s&ab_channel=AbbaVEVOi can dancei can jive
>>201319644The correct term is smeggy bedroom Not smelly, SMEGGY
>>201319646shut up nigga
>>201319646They're a fiver in real countries like Spain
>>201319628based ronnie raygun
Made a stinky dookie lads
>>201319696costing are NHS
>>201319759corr i bet that smells like poo!
need smoking back in pubsneed cheap fags
fucks sake time fliesneed to get my hate crime week decorations ready soon
two were women
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/178081449/#178083547
>>201319593don't see any round my parts
why cant i remember alain delon's namelike i keep forgetting it
The janny range banned the UK because I've been bullying JEETS
want to open my blinds to let light in but i dont want neighborbergs to see me
>>201319740>gatekeeping a meme you don't even know the origins ofnigga please
WoolworthsOurpriceGibson's SportsJust need them back
>>201319801wasn't funny the other two times
Most shameful wank?
going around old posts, feeling nostalgic, are we?
favourite cig
>>201319799bring back page 3 and 24 hour supermarkets
yeah but do your hospitals speak pidgin
>>201319837JJB Sports
>>201319827You will say smeggy or I'll come over to your house and chin you
>>201318894that room is bigger than my entire flat
>>201319826if the light is brighter outside than it is inside they probably won't see you
baynes family bakers is what greggs used to be
rate my dinner
the NHS should care more about chromosomes :)
>>201319851can you send me all the fruity menthol ones like pianissimo? thanks
>>2013198852 out of 10
>>201319864be reasonablei have a heart condition, if you hit me it's murder
>>201319885cor/10
>>201319801>northamptongrim, had the displeasure of working there for 2 years, what a shithole
>>201319848swap.avi
sometimes I feel like throwing my arse up in the airI know, I can count on poo
>>201319851sovl
why the fuck can't i access /b/ on my wifi
>>201319885you don't have dinner at 2pm, 0/10
>>201319885whys it on a seethrough plate like youre eating it off a table or soething? or like youre jack and the beanstalk and found the giants contact lense to eat off of from your napsack of beans and greggs
>>201319848blondelashes19 back and forth ATM on a dildo
I would like to try a Costco hotdog from the food court, however I do not have the membership required to access it.I am looking for someone in London with Costco membership to meet me outside the Wembley branch.I will pay for both our hotdogs.I am 30s/female. I am not interested in anything else. Just the hotdog.After I purchase our hotdogs, we can go our separate ways. Alternatively, we can eat the hotdogs together. (But I would rather just be left alone with the hotdog.)Thank you for your time.
>>201319848Once masturbated with my own shit Grabbed it out of the toilet and stuck my cock in it. Wasn’t good
>>201319891are you a girl
>>201319885https://desuarchive.org/int/search/image/yqOaSDfpLbEjb62RA6-LHA/
>>201319939prove you're female
>>201319939They are really peng to be fair
>>201319959ah it's spainmong
>>201319963they're made of human
>>201319848Brony porn Fluttershy fanny
>>201319900my wife's having a baby
>>201319900what heart condition
Just need Front magazine back really
>>201319978makes sense, very runtish meal
>>201320007who's the father?
>>201320023for me it was Nuts
the 'ki 'za
>>201320032
will you live a life like Hercules if possible?you will suffer and die horribly but everybody with culture will know your name
>>201320037still got them under the bed
>>201320048an italian is crying
Vladi
need a poo x
>>201319069What was the graffiti?Why do news articles never actually tell us what "racist" things were supposedly said?
>yellow warning for rain tomorrowfuck sake
When the video game rewards you with a useful item for searching every nook and cranny
>>201320117You know why
dadberg literally does no work when wfhjust sits with his work laptop and watches sky sports news
rain rain go away come again another day
>>201319869yeah i know but its still annoying to adjust in the morning at night i always forget about it
mad how africans build their houses out of pooshould I be saving all my poo and taking it in to charity shops or what?
He hasn’t posted here for months You need to let him go
>>201320138when the function has £1.75 cider
feeling rather niggardly
>>201320018missing someone who doesnt miss me...
TOBY >.<
>>201320130Manchester Pride, is it?
might just straight up make moonshine at home. moonshine with limes and toothpaste
mumberg and dadstein visiting laterjust wanted to go pub
>>201320066I bullied Jeets. The janny is a jeet and ranged banned all UK flags. He's banned be personally 30 times in the last 2 days. He finally went full seethe and did a range ban. Seething stinky Jeet.
>>201320187not on
*books a black man*
hello
toby explain thishttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/186584703/#186585704
lost my going out money betting on horses
>>201320187https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edGOeTr2Ghg&t=68s&ab_channel=JohnGillooleyTHAT'S OBSCENE
Going 100% nicotine free ladsDecent headphones+ booze+ nicotine is over stimulation for me Basically lose my mind
suddenly started feeling a bit off after my poo and shower lads, not sure what it is. ordered some burger king to try get meself back into action.
>>201320272hi ^.^
>>201320260Alri Ligue 1 referee
>>201320260Fuck off Heathermong you evil ghoul.
every single non white suffers from severe mental illness
>>201320278You win 100% of the bets you don't make.
horse
>>201320327They have a persecution complex. Everything in the world has to be specifically targetted against them to oppress them. That's what they believe
on the train
>>201320285look what I finded
>>201320275ez pz
english: screamingirish: schraemiéng
>>201320380what's the origin story of this image
lolly badcock
moonshine is badass!
>>201320392I see they heard about me shagging your mum
what are you doing for the bank holiday weekend, anon?
>>201320411https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/72190236/#q72191463
https://youtu.be/0-0Z-XG12BI
Going for a walk around Tatton Mere with the Mrs later this evening.
>>201320448ChineseCansShoppingFootballBig wankVidya
>>201320483I fucking hate diggers
Tolkien's Middle Earth but with cheap cans of cider, packs of ciggies, bag of coke, greasy chips, bookies and snooker games
>>201320512theres a black moonshiner too. hes together with another black man
>>201320460i dont believe for a second it's a genuine /brit/ oneit was probably posted on /b/ or something
>>201320545nigga thats gay
nigga im beppy
>>201320539BVRNLEY
post THAT webm
creating my second tiktok video
thought my mouse was broken turns out there was a hair messing with the laser lol
>>201320603
>>201320554https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/112729745/#112729745 it was some aussie on /pol/
got the 2chan webms encrypted
>>201320650whats a oxygen bar
>>201320649I was expecting him to pull on her nose ring
want a brown gf so bad
>>201319231Watched this the whole way through
>>201320649average brazilian couple
rorke dusting off his brothel creepers for the autumn
>>201320649i was born as the wrong monke
>>201320650based
Toillass reckons she always knew Huw was a wrong un, like when he was reporting on the Queen dying she could tell he was thinking about noncing just by looking in his eyes
>>201320716Not hard to get What’re you waiting for
/brit/‘s topsters? rate my past month
>>201319231screaming the funniest use case of reversing a video ive eer seen
>>201320650no one ever uses their legs in fights
>>201320752I actually knew, you could just tell.
are you hyped for joker 2?
>>201319801Lol that's funny because I didn't see it the first few times.
nonce
>>201320769not a single idea what any of this is desu
>>201320792How so?
>>201320777:)
fingering my bum a lil bit x
get them fuckedget them suckedget them wiped
>>201320769i like that The Ladies albumgood old zach hill
>>201320774We do in taekwondo.
>>201320752>when he was reporting on the Queen dying she could tell he was thinking about noncing just by looking in his eyeswomen are mentally fucking ill
What race is Mike Lynch's wife?
>>201320803if youve got a lastfm you can see your top album/artist stats over a certain selected period of timehttps://topsters.org/
need Turkish wifey
>>201320769extremely good Arab tunes, almost outdoes me and I take pride in mogging most Arab music tastes even as a white boy, are you Arab?
>>201320603I would have turned it at myself
im pierish diaspora
>>201320875dont listen to music me
Do find it a bit mad how people will burn down society because of a perceived injustice towards a black fella but accuse one of sending some naughty texts and hanging's too good for them
>>201320752mad when he was announcing it there was a phone in his pocket with multiple photos of his arse and naked kids
>>201320875>>201320769You just doxxed yourself. You fucked up.
>>201320842the fuck. why
>>201320769based living on a thin line enjoyer
>>201320839just dont get to the point where it makes you moan or you might become gay
>>201320886kek why wasn't she phased at all
what was the worst noncing huw did?
>>201320884>Arab tuneswhere should i start?
>>201320921its a piss take you fucking imbecile
>>201320907I notice that when black guys get cancelled they get cancelled HARD. I remember Ameer Vann from Brockhampton getting accused of basically being too rough during sex with some of his GFs. They completely de-personed him. Sacked from the band, banished, basically treated as if he were a nonce. He didn't even do anything wrong
>>201320603me meeting a young girl
>>201320696>>201320603Winner.
>>201320886hfw i pull out my willy and it's still floppy
>>201320784First film was greathttps://youtube.com/watch?v=qUYy3HHFxTQ
>>201320964didn't they say he had the worst category of nonce porn? don't really want to know what that is
Tried taking keyboard lessons but my friends all said it's gay so I quit
>>201320884nope, fellow white boy myself. just love 70s/80s arab/mena funk and popfantastic taste though, glad to know there are fellow enjoyers here. georgette sayegh is still my personal favorite
>>201321017You typed out this post well enough, why do you need keyboard lessons?
>>201320964buggered a bum boy
what's a good podcast that won't give women the ick?
SOVL vs SOULLESS
>>201320774The guy slipped just rushing in imagine trying to throw a kick on that surface
oyakodon
wow, they use copper in moonshine stills for an actual reason (not just for temperature). they need the vapors to come into contact with the metal
A reckless driver in Australia was sentenced to 10 months in prison for what a judge described as the man’s ”heartless, cruel and disgraceful” filming of four dead and dying police officers who were hit by a truck on a freeway after they stopped him for speedingRichard Pusey, a 42-year-old mortgage broker, had earlier pleaded guilty to a rare charge of outraging public decency over his commentary in crash scene videos shot with his phone. It was the first time the charge had been prosecuted in Victoria since 1963Police had pulled Pusey over for driving his Porsche at 93 miles per hour on Melbourne’s Eastern Freeway in April last year, far in excess of the 62 mph limitThe officers were considering whether to impound Pusey’s car when a truck crashed into them, the Porsche and two police cars in an emergency lanePusey, who avoided injury because he had been urinating behind roadside bushes at the time, did not help but instead started filming the scene. His profanity-laden commentary while filming included “he’s smashed,” “this is fucking justice,” “absolutely amazing” and “beautiful.”“I think everyone got cleaned up,” Pusey said. “I guess I’ll be getting an Uber home, huh.”When one of five bystanders who came to the aid of the injured officers asked Pusey to help, he replied: “They’re dead,” and continued filming"Amazing. Absolutely amazing. All I wanted to do was go home and eat my sushi and now you have fucked my fucking car," Pusey was allegedly heard to say as Leading Senior Constable Lynette Taylor lay dyingWacky bruce at it again!
>>201320984Love this too
When you’re smiling, the whole world smiles with you.
>>201321072vgh remember when games had sovl?
>>201320966try these out and see if you like em:https://youtu.be/9YSxxuKW2gc?si=WYjE2YRRLlnGgD-Phttps://youtu.be/En4t2QCnjJI?si=4RcCM9knaX-dOscZhttps://youtu.be/Ns5P6lRhmEY?si=sRRzdGMtG2m7QzYg
love indian women but there is almost zero porn featuring white men fucking themwhy is that?
>>201321041>70s/80s mena funk/popI find it's an extremely under appreciated genre, one of my favourites and I share the same opinion about georgette desu
>>201321102gf was not sufficiently impressed when I did this
>>201321101>Wacky bruce at it again!Evil bradley inbund
>>201321064>You've probably never heard of the biggest podcaster in the world
>>201316989Why does Caddicarus talk so fast?
>>201321102
>>201321097mummy tummy
>>201321185>podcastercaptcha: GOOOY
>he talks about things people dont usually talk ab-*cries* podcast listeners
>>201321157They have standards so don't upload videos of themselves fucking online
>>201321157Illegal to make it in IndiaWestern Indians are too high status to be in it
>>201321064you've probably never heard of him, his name is seth romatelli
>>201321157There’s a decent amount these days but it’s almost all amateur stuff
>>201321097mental that the thing on the right crawled out of the thing on the left
poo like nobodies watching
>>201321157are indian and paki women practically the same thing?
>>201321208WOW, why did he do it, but he did
>>201321258that's perfect i love amateur stuff, but i just cant find any of itany time i search "indian girl" on pornhub i only get shitty videos of ugly pajeets having sex with themi remember a brilliant video of this peng indian girl fucking her white college roommate, but it got deleted during the great pornhub purge of 2020. gutted
my wife coming home from school
bake a new you lazy louts
saying the things that need to be said
Doing DEI training.
>>201321101KWAB
>>201321339>why did he do itthe primate said smugly in a structure a primate built
learning about tax evasion
>>201321414>>201321414>>201321414>>201321414>>201321414>>201321414
>>201320966https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5clgTeBOFNwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmhEkeCyJiIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n15oQcAAZBMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D450gaz-Xqohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtsOQ_0PtOE
>>201321372'no'
>>201321396had to sit through a 30 minute presentation on neurodiversity on WednesdayGOD it was pointless
>>201321410I say 'avoision'
>>201321350There’s a few playlists around on pornhub I’d link but I’m at work off the top of my head there’s almondbabe and creamybrowngirl, there’s a few others and then several where it’s just a one off amateur vid
