https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HV0Q-hyR-94
just been whacked in the goolies
might have a cheeky bumwank
giwtwm
black dickkkk
>>201330814Oi cunt, make a fucking edish.Fucking sperging cunt, lad
Anyone propagated a snake plant?
/brit/ is rich>>>/pol/479321701
the boris>BORIS JOHNSON: Welcome to Starmer's Britain... twinned with Orwell's 1984https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-13773239/BORIS-JOHNSON-Starmer-Orwell-1984-ill.html
mad how toby and adam spend all day in /brit/ but only one of them claims to have a job and a wife
>>201331880fuck off canscunt
>>201331864toby
Janny licking his dry crusty lips in anticipation of deleting this thread after deleting all mouseys posts in the old and making it dip below 310
>>201331880prefer a canadian dogshit to your gay news any day of the week, nonce
>>201331913ok. so i cant post black dick (because i love it) - not because YOU dont like it because noone cares what you think. so let me post. or fuck off.
>>201331946shut up nigga
>>201331946>(because i love it)
lads what the fuck happended to our army between WW1 and WW2? our contribution in WW1 seems much larger than ours in WW2 when we couldn't defend one front let alone a world war*posts it again*
>>201331945>>201331911Alri lads? Been thinking about killing yourselves? Go ahead and start if you haven't
>>201331946toby cuck arc
Losing a lot of respect for Toby the more he talks about his cuck fantasies
>so i cant post black dick (because i love it)
>>201331981long-covid brainfog tier reply
>>201331962>>201331981>>201331987these people post about black dick all day and dont like it (but i do) and when i post - they and spainlard attack me. no fuck off let me post.
adam pretending to be toby nowsad
>toby is a bbc cuck
first time i smoked weed when i was 13 i stayed at my mates house and spent the night in his living room playing lost and dammed6 hours of solid play went by before i sobered up and all id done is run around the same street over and over again
Any coke snorting fascist porn consumers in?
dr mike on a black dick >.<
>>201332033shut up nigga
>>201332021Lad, no idea who you are but one thing Canslad is not, is a poofter.
>>201332047reminds me of when i got high and saw a pink elephant
>>201332033toby you need to right adam IRLcan we organise a boxing match?
just starting the bank holiday weekend farts now
>>201332021>these people post about black dick all day and dont like it (but i do)
>>201332089shut up nigga
>>201331974Truth is WWI effected both the demographics of both France and Britain and morale to an extent neither could field or commit to a large scale land warNo clue how Germans were ready to go take on the world again after a single generation
there is NOTHING wrong with being addicted to black dickwe stand with you toby
>>201332089mad?
>mousenonce>cansnoncedogshit thread
>>201332135shut up nigga
Lads, might just make a different thread for the cans, bokkles, vody and whatever elseThe two bots are retarded and ruining things and jan(wo)man doesn't seem interested in that but'll delete the tranny shite (whihic is good)
sort him out janny
mad how rorke is a fucking benchod
mad how adam is sat in /brit/ for 18 hours every dayhis wife must be pretty lonely
alcohol actually perfectly balances out caffeine
>>201332164yeah, reckon this is right.janny, would you please sanction this?
Diego's been at his best today
>>201332186shut up nigga
ROGUE WAVE
toby admitting he's a cuck for bbc is bizarre and not what i expected on this friday evening
>but'll delete the tranny shite (whihic is good)
any real tobyheads in
after weeks of cajoling, the gf has finally agreed to let watch her do a poo. and i mean actually watching the logs emerge from her arsehole.
>>201332246More of a tobias man myself
Relax my friends
i like going to /brit/ so i can be subject to mild discrimination. some preparation for becoming a minority
>>201332264shut up nigga
mousey is right and always has been
stop saying the n-word adam
toby should be given absolute control over every facet of this country's government
>>201332329Bradley poster doesn't use a fucking avatar, retardIt's like 100s of images
Bring back gifs i saypost a gif, why not
>>201332329shut up nigga
nth for the gyaldem
>>201332371i cantthe only gifs i have are of a pornographic nature
remember when mousenonce posted his house
>>201332288There will be no minorities in the future. Soon everyone will look like Daniel Henney and Natasha Henstridge. China is perfecting CRISPR
>>201332401shut up nigga
>>201332401Alri there, lad?Have a can and calm down
>>201332393state of that
>>201331864BLACK DICK ON THE TABLEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2Yz3gfdYjU
wahey lads what’s going on then— ah, right mousey melty it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFmcdf77wzUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFmcdf77wzU
>>201332462stop having a meltdown matenobody likes it
Lads, I thought I was getting a bit too fat. I was sad.Then I learned about mousey todayI've never felt prouder to be me
>>201332371>>201332439>giffuck off
The masculine urge to spend 12 hours working in a coal mine or steelworks to be able to come home to your woman who lets you rest your head on her lap and tells you you’re doing a good job
>>201332415well, as interesting and dystopian as that sounds, i won't be around to experience it
for my next magic trick...
>>201332542shut up nigga
>>201332542tl;dr?
>>201332526dont think i will actually
>>201332542you've done him tobyhe has no response to your logic and reason
the newest build coming along nicely, ladswould recommend most of you to become a tradie, well fun
>>201332462>someone in /brit/ please report this postOkay, I've just reported your post :)
>>201332540ive wanted to work in a steel foundry ever since watching terminator 2
Lovely evening for some night riding
>>201332614dont think your ban was wrongful looking back honestly
why is diego obsessed with denigrating and abusing a mentally ill man (most virtuous christian)
>>201332540>>201332639go on then lads, nothing’s holding you back
>>201332540i used to work in a machining factoryit aint the one boss
>go out drinking with friends last night>speak to a girl i hadn't met before exchange numbers etc.>black out>receive text from her today saying "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"fucking hell lads what is wrong with me
>>201332588
>>201332683plenty of things holding me back actually
>>201332701made like 4 posts in the last 3 or so threads tobester, stop posting avatars when you know you get banned for doing so
Post. The. Webm.
>>201332702gifs are so kino manmakes me harken back to the good old days
>>201332639wonder how many little dweebs have been laughed at by the big strong steelworkers because they sought employment at the foundry after watching terminator 2
>>201332702
Lads, what the fuck is the story with mousey?I'm confused as fuckHe posts mouse pictures and has spergy meltdowns about the jannies?
>>201332744
>>201332660literally all the horrible things he does can be explained away with the inherent sinful nature of humans (according to him). zero accountability
ray fines
>>201332760
adam on his irish VPN toby
>>201332767severely mentally ill paedophile who gets high on energy drinks and spams /brit/ and /cum/ with abject nonsense
Ate two greggs pizzas and two sausage rolls and feel violently sick
Gen z boss and a willyGen Z boss and a willyNew frank green and a sneaky wank
pictured: diego carrying /brit/
>>201332828>high on energy drinksThat's new even for Canslad
>>201332831you can stay just don’t spam you spaz
https://www.nationalreview.com/corner/incel-straight-to-jail/
Sometimes I enjoy reading about ratpedo's alchemy experiments, but he has an overreliance on piss
toby leaving us all at the mercy of adam againwhat a coward
>>201332609this reminds me of when mikey told a story about going to sweden and pulling asphalt scams on the befuddled swedes
Me watching losers on the internet complain about what the 3 or 4 last characters of a file are
ktim
>>201332866he was recently sanctioned for missing a bennies appt but still decided to spent his remaining few £s on energy drinks. he's a mess
>>201332944kys
>A man who was killed by an XL bully dog in his own home was the "kindest, most loving person you would ever meet", his family has said.>"At least now you're back with your Shazza and you can get back to drinking your Bacardi and cokes together. Rest in peace Daddy Dave,” his daughter said.
>>201332774hes actually a horrible cunt
>>201332922the legend
>>201332952
>>201332939When Canslad was on benies being carer for his mumberg, I managed to have a healthy amount of money for both monster and the cansMad how he can't
>>201332928gifs>webms
>>A man who was killed by an XL bully dog in his own home was the "kindest, most loving person you would ever meet", his family has said.>>"At least now you're back with your Shazza and you can get back to drinking your Bacardi and cokes together. Rest in peace Daddy Dave,” his daughter said.
>>201332854
>>201332982What are Irish bennies like? You get a decent amount? They’re shite here
>>201333012>over 10% of this thread is one person replying to another personall me
>>201332944shut up nigga
>>201333012Do you wank off to BBC cuck porn or not? Need to know who’s side I’m on here
>>201332982you're a good lad looking after your mum. a lot of people would boot them into a nursing home
>>201333007
>>201332944think there are actual insects that understand that touching hot stoves get them burned so not sure what your excuse is
>>201332944you may not post that image
>>201333031I think it was around €180, now it's like 220Course your rent is like 7% of it or some shite if you live in council estates so it works outI think I used to do 60 on rent/bills/food, 60 on cans and chips and other shite and 60 savingsHelped mumberg got the same for being disabled
toby he's on his american VPN posting the bradleys again
TONIGHT
repeating digits and I turn my life around
Have had more hot dinners than you've had wanks, bucko
>>201333007only thing that stops an XL bully is an XXL bully
never had repeating digits before
just watched inside out 2. it's such a cosy universe but there isn't enough of it. and the problem is it's rapidly coming to end end. she's in high school now. they can't make sequels into adulthood without it being an adult drama.So my idea is that pivot from films to tv. a series. the emotions guiding her through every day of high school . sort of like a rugrats all grown up but it's the main showthen when that runs out nostalgia hits. endless prequels . another series. back to baby stuff again. or switch back and forth. then each time that runs dry. boom. prequel movies hitting each big moment . then when people are really sick of it blow them away with far future sequel . riley at 50. directed by todd phillips. that gives it more life for another decade. series series film series. then just as we thought it would go on like that forever. BAM. riley's end of life. the LOGAN of the inside out universe. by now cultural impact is an asteroid crater and they can do anything. kids adults teens tweens comedy horror broadway
*points to a random post I don’t like*Toby that guy is spainnonce! Get him!
>>201333119repeating digits and you arse your life even more
>>201333103Sounds like a cushie life canslad mate
>[Deleted]
I'm doing a poo
>>201332371
[Deleted] yet again!
Listening to Parachutes by Coldplay, always thought people were over exaggerating when people said they were just clones of Radiohead - but every song sounds like a slightly shitter version of Homesick Alien.
>>201333155you watched it 3 days ago mate
>>201333196das it mane
>[Deleted]hollering
I recently joined the /brit/ general after is was recommended to me by a co-worker. Can someone explain to me the various characters that are interacting at the moment? Thank you.
>>201333165It is if you have a council flat and the people you live with are goodDidn't want to stay on bennies tho so ended up lying on a cv and getting a job
Spaino is allowed to hop on his american VPN and post cats and babble on to himself but mousey isn't? That isn't fair!
Never watched a Pixar film in my life. Infantile American bilge.
>>201333236yeah
>>201333236dont bother trying to understand itjust sit along for the ride
>>201333208Radiohead's album is dogshit in comparison
>>201333118DIEGO FALLS DOWN A WELLSPAINO HAS A RUN IN WITH A MEXICAN CARTELAND MOUSEY CHANGES HIS BED
>>201333208Even Chris Martin said they were the Diet Coke version of Radiohead Actually said that
Wonder where KentQT is now
toby notice how all your posts were just deleted but he constantly posts the n-word and none of his posts ever get deletedit's a conspiracy!
>>201333216thats a different person anyway im a retard the natural direction is to switch to inside other people starting with a surprise one about the dad. and then other kids. a baby brother etc
Haha mad how I couldn't find the new because I have canadians filtered, glad a brit posted the link
>>201333226
>>201333272apparently one of the guys from radiohead went to the same cambridge college as me
>>201333208gave them a miss at glasto. not arsed
>>201333298shut up nigga
>still barely anyone gives a shit about it - you samefagged it for 4 hours - you are feeling big over getting posts on 4chan deleted - this reaction because (after 4 hours) i told you to shut up - you after weeks of telling me to shut up couldnt ge…
What race is mike lynch's wife
>>201333298filtered
>>201333298can it negro
Mousecunt is not to blame for this. It's you runts who lick his arse hole as though he's ever a good poster. He isn't, never will be and he simply needs to neck himself.
>he uses a leaf flag because i loved a Canadian
Cherry coke with a wedge of lime
Need to expand my musical horizons. Give me some tunes to listen to.
thinking about the death of hannah lynch. she was the daughter of the christ's college cambridge graduate mike lynch with whom she died when their private yacht sank. she was 18 years old, was particularly /lit/erate and had an offer from trinity college oxford to study english literature>Hannah had recently finished her A-levels and was looking forward to taking up a place studying English at the University of Oxford.>“By age 16, she’d read Joyce, Faulkner and Nabokov … She loved literature, learning and life. She was so excited to start studying English at Oxford, a goal she had worked so hard towards. When she got her place, she sought out every single member of the Latymer upper English department to thank them individually and give them a hug!”i fear nature, in this modern world, is punishing those who have a good taste in literature
>>201333298settle nigga, settle!
>>2013333461500m
>>201333343shut up nigga
thread is full of irish diaspora tonight
>>201333303>>201333328>gif fuck off
Lads, I think I want to get the cans and just keep watching these two fucking spergs meltdownThis is peak comedy
the gloves are off
give Russian gf asap
>>201333376im 1/4th irish
>>201333370she was irish diaspora, she probably had very simple tastes in literature and only a surface level understanding of it. probably enjoyed nonsense like joyce
>>201333404shut up nigga
drinking expired iced coffee from farmfoods
>>201333378
>>201333370the us government went after her dad as revenge, she was just collateral
>>201333404[Deleted]
what music do you play when shagging?
>>201333446janman stop slacking
JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM>JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEMJANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM>JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEMJANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM>JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEMJANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM>JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEMJANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM>JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>201333370Do you think the CIA assassins that killed them had their way with her first?
>>201333346literally everyone i know at christ's college has an asian girlfriend. everyone at st john's is completely soulless and they're all fucking each other.
>>201333446shut up nigga
>>201333459chiptune remixes
*surreptitiously googles diaspora*
Do you fancy a big pair of tits at the drivethru, Jack?
>>201333459Turok 2 OST
Swedish people be like "denna produkt innehåller nikotin som är ett mycket beroendeframkallande ämne" and expect you to know what they're bloody going on about lol
>>201333459https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHwoKQW3cLA
might start drinking heavily
>>201333459thievery corporation
>>201333367https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adJxFbWYc6khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y3tCK7U5Z8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PIi1LWkfDEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMqlmMDJxJQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiPHSyDnzy4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3umIhxnkrw
>>201333493are you irish diaspora?
>>201333543shut up nigga
>>201333459n dubz
>>201333520t. family member of mike lynch
>>201333543just leave the thread, bozo
>>201333514yoooo bro speaking facts :skull: nikotin är väldigt beroendeframkallande for real
>>201333459Let her choose - can't go wrong then.
apologise
>>201333459https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAwyWkksXuo
>>201333596
actually had a bit of a cry about the lynch family incident
>>201333596Irish heritage
>>201333533don’t know what diaspora means to be honest with you
>>201333459never once shagged in my entire life, never seen a woman naked
>>201333624why
>>201333613are you irish diaspora?
genuinely wonder how many words rodentpedo has posted on /brit/several war and peaces most likely
the original >gif fuck off poster's probably in a care home nowgimmick's ancient as fuck
carista no #3 cracked
how come the wife survived thensomething fishy about that
my second tiktok video has performed much better than my 1st. hopefully this continues
>>201333674genuinely me. I’m 38
>>201333640ugly incel freak me
>>201333596reminder this was filmed in the uk and this is a big loss
>>201333696this is a certified toby tantrum ©
>>201333618Just know it’s pronounced “dee-ass-pora” and not “dee-ahh-spora”
what did tobyvermin do to a canadian?
>>201333697Do you get your gyatt out in it?
which oxbridge college did you attend lads? merton for me
>>201333717i reckon low confidence is the biggest limiting factor here
>>201333756found him cute
old black man once felt my bum and said he loves white bois, last time I ever went to a gay club, was very much misinformed
>>201333745It’s “die-ASS-poor-a”
the cornish liberation army has just released a communique laying claim to the mike lynch sinking.
>>201333770Brasenose
>>201333761i windmill my nob then do a shit on a photo of roger scruton
Northern vermin.Us Londoners pay for your entire lifestyle.
ratpedo seriously started asf postinga new low
>>201331974is that SSM
got the black sabbath on
>>201333770imperialbetter than cucksbridge for engineering anyway
mousenonce did nothing wrong
>>201333796Was it Purple Aki?
>>201333806i once pronounced it brasen-nose to someone and they went mental at me
anime
>>201332113>No clue how Germans were ready to go take on the world again after a single generationcomplete militarisation of their economy and society.
>>201333839yeah but no formal dinners and orgies so get fucked
>>201333845literally how i read it lol
>>201333888Make your own site where you can give orders or what is or isnt allowed
go uni for the party, a degree is just a bonus
>>201333844Nah, I'm not muscular.
>>201333888if you dont like it you can fuck off. simple as that
>>201333881not a posh twat so wouldn’t have enjoyed them anyway, probably be laughed out the hall for being a povvo
>>201333833for me it's master of reality
Mousenoncechan.orgThe florida law board, with the /brit/ generalWould you post there?
We support janman in this general
>>201333923this is what i always sayit lets you actually enjoy the best years of your life without grinding out a 9-5no brainer (aslong as its a rgroup imo)
so many incels herebabnk holiday incelshaha
>>201333888would be a twist if mouseard was a janny this whole time!
im too smart for oxbridge
>>201333817Yeah?
New>>201333882>>201333882
Went to Cambridge for the partiesGot forced to listen to a lecture about black trans rights and why I am evil as a white man
>>201333860
>>201333923yet but this is why young david mitchell only got a 2:2 from peterhouse. you only have to watch peep show to see how severely that ended up impacting his future life
>spaino thread Lol
>>201334016Vile creature But she has based opinions
Oh look “Jeff the Ethiopian” has magically appeared at the end of the thread just to make a new that he made again.Hope mousey rips his useless virgin head off
>>201333472Is she AZN?
>>201334023>you only have to watch peep show to see how severely that ended up impacting his future lifeIt wasn't a documentary mongo Written by two other blokes and he read the lines
The janman cometh
>>201334295sam bain and jesse armstrong mog mitchell and webb, easilythose two wrote thick of it and peep show, you only need to look at michell and webb look and that magicians movie to see how they do
