LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish
/deutsch/ slagging us off even when they've just had another terrorist attack Obsessed or what
animevtubers
>>201339341we can all see you!it's not so lonely for you now, is it?it's almost like having friends
>>201339345So what you wrote is metaphysically impossible? Why'd you write it then?
>>201339398probably german leftypols turning a blind eye to it
>>201339095 #Did you know that the word ecumenical comes from the Greek ‘oikos’, meaning household or family? The Romans used it to mean civilisation itself
nth for the baddiedem
>>201339341who even drinks cans in /brit/ anymore? all i see is vodka and wine drinking poofs
>>201339341>l fought ld go turkey and da turkish man would cut me bum up and make me bum big but l died!women
>>201339427
>>201339462just another thing christianity stole from paganism
I wonder what it feels like that hair if it's really like ropes texture
>>201339490>norafawnhave seen her naked
>>201339514no you haven't
>>201339498Canslad enjoys them, lad
>>201339514no you haven't liar her OF sucks
>>201339513feels like ropes mate
>posts a cans thread>forgets to actually open the cansWhat am I like, lads? Absolute melt
The best part is Diego thinks he's making Christians out of us with these glib arguments (often actually just insults)
>>201339514she's got the hot nerd loook down to a tee
>>201339456cos i was answering a question about how people think not what is actually right?
Iesus Nazarenus Rex Iudaeorum
mate of mine drinks neat ginwhat a fucking poofter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEFz0gRoXxgnew CSD just dropped
>>201339462It's a reference from that show where it was used in an absurd context as something that sounded arcane but was actually pretty meaningless
>>201339557he's turned me even further away from it 2bh
>>201339287thanks lad xx
>>201339551You give me the fear.
>>201339575Despise both of these women.
>>201339341>>201339427>>201339429*changes the channel*
Tried watching a film on Dailymotion but impossible, ads every five minutes. Fuck those con artists trying to make money off advertising
need to be nora fawn's new androgynous long haired boyfriend
can women move their fanny flaps independently of one another?
This time next week BBC Two is showing a random episode of The Office, series 1 episode 4 There isn't another episode on the day before nor after Bloody repeat
>>201339602tell me a famous woman you adore then
>>201339599Never got thatI guess I'm one of those people who doesn't do stupid shite when drunkOr probably I'm one of those people who gives no fucks
>>201339625does adblock not work on it
>>201339625torrenting has been a thing for like 25 years pal
>>201339651I mean because of the way you act on here. I shudder to think what your real life looks like.
>>201339557rotten to his core he is very ironic for someone who preaches the piety of christianity
>>201339669
reckon kazakhstan is one of the few places that is having the most prosperity it has ever had right now
>>201339567It's not impossible though. It's entirely possible that the universe is sufficiently explained by naturalistic principles, even if we don't yet know what those principles are. So it's an open question, whether the universe is sufficiently explained by naturalistic principles, or not.
>>201339643If we're talking musicians, I like Lana Del Rey, Fiona Apple, Tori Amos, the list goes on...
>>201339682Well, lad, I make around top 20% income in Ireland, have my own house with mumberg living here since I can't be arsed putting her in a nursing home and I like my toilI also am a fan of the cans and the chips.What are you like, lad?
need a corn fed gf
>>201339717virginity status?
The SargonThe PJWThe MolyneuxThe CrowderThe McInnesThe Yiannopoulos
>>201339685gemmy
>>201339717Anyone can say anything, the way you act on here, the only thing I can witness with my own eyes, is incredibly desperate and worrying.
>>201339577Father Ted. The joke was that a priest can carry any conversation by saying “Yes”, “No” and “That would be an ecumenical matter”, the latter in the church to mean one for Christianity as a whole
>>201339743For me it's Triggernometry
>>201339702Time for Russia to denazify them I reckon
>>201339724The thing is about her is she's fatIt's not even muscular with some fat on her arse.She's just fat >>201339726ex-gf died of a drug overdose years ago so I'm off the sadhbhs forever I assumeBut taken by the ex
>>201339669huh, I guess we are the same
>>201339743>The Yiannopoulosis he still 'not gay'?
>>201339743>McInnesWhat happened to this lil ni99a
>canslad making up sob stories about an ill mum and dead ex-gf to try and convince people to like himmaybe he really is a sociopath like he says
>>201339749>Anyone can say anything, the way you act on hereDo you not see the irony in that?
>>201339759Remember about a month before the Ukraine war started there were all these protests in Kazakhstan and Russia was gonna get involved in it. That all got memory holed
post rare baddiedems
>>201339775Shoved a dildo up his ass on stream to own the libs
>>201339775was turbo-cancelled
>>201339760>The thing is about her is she's fat>It's not even muscular with some fat on her arse.>She's just fatokay
>>201339704if the universe were explainable naturally then we could never know what they are as they would be of a "natural" universe before ours which is by definition inacessibleeverything we know about metaphysics and mathematics means an "infinitity" of previous universes is an impossiblity, we also know that it is impossible for nothing to suddenly become something of its own accord.your literal only hope is that all logic is wrong which is ironica as you want to lattempt to logically justify your positionthe only reason there is any dispute over this is catagory errors by brainlets "hurr durr the big bang/scientific theory will explain it somehow" and people desperate to avoid god by any means necessarylast post i will make on this topic as it's banal not in a hundred years of scientific naturalism has anyone come close to a coherent logical explanation within the system alone
>>201339803this just makes me feel sad and alone
>>201339774Ex GayTurned out he’d been converted by the homosexuals as a result of abuse from his stepfather. Many such cases, and such a sad way to be. Nothing gay about it
>>201339775He really was the ultimate hipster - so much of a hipster that mainstream politics was just too cliche for him
>>201339803Surely there's more reliable ways to attach those tails
went out with a black girl in sixth form and at one point some other black guy walked up to and literally called her a "race traitor"
Was reading about the London Borough of Brent earlier. fun facts about Brent:>Brent is the most diverse locality in the UK by country of birth. It has England and Wales's lowest proportion of people born in the UK, at 43.9%>It has the highest rate of female genital mutilation in the UK>It has tuberculosis rates exceeding 10 times the national average, greater than both Iraq and Rwanda>Brent has the highest proportion of Irish residents in Britain, with 4% of the population>It is home to Wembley stadium
you are a fucking freak if you need therapy or SSRIs
>>201339789Honestly, lad, I really give no fucks if people believe me or don'tI like my cans. I post about my cans.It seems to piss you off which means in some measure of success, I've succeeded>>201339824But she is, lad. Unless your point is 'I don't mind that she's fat I still want to mating press her' then okay
>>201339835l remember when he said>how can l be racist when all my bfs are black?it was a great moment in rorke history
Watching a tiktok about how Jacob Rees Mogg pays male escorts to force him to eat dog food and act like a dog because it's his fetish
is this meme funny
>>201339835Imagine what life is like for his husband
>baddiedemsneck yourself
>>201339835There is no way Yiannopoulos is actually ex-gay. He's definitely still fucking men on the down low, in fact he might be doing it even more now.
>>201339796Honestly don’t remember that but I know they switched away from the Cyrillic alphabet in the last ten years or so
>>201339793My few posts criticising you ITT prove that I dislike you, whereas your well over a yearsworth of weird desperately needy avatarflagging and signature use prove that you are insane
>>201339760>ex-gf died of a drug overdose sorry to hear that lad. doesn't mean you should remain alone forever though
>>201339893...yhoy vey
>>201339829Not reading this nonsensical ramble>last post i will makeI accept your concession>everything we know about metaphysics and mathematics means an "infinitity" of previous universes is an impossiblity, we also know that it is impossible for nothing to suddenly become something of its own accord.We don't know shit. It's not that long ago that we didn't even know Pluto existed. It's hilarious how stupid you are.
>>201339926most intelligent, literate, and intellectually honest atheist
scrolling past the entire thread, posting poo and never opening it again
>>201339571kino
>>201339904>but I know they switched away from the Cyrillic alphabet in the last ten years or soYeah that's a real shame IMO. Cyrillic alphabet is much more interesting and I always found it fascinating that it was used by countries like Kazakhstan and Tajikistan
Everyone talks about "inflation" like it's some mysterious force instead of his it's literally just the rate at which the wealthy take money from you
she wants a man whose best friend is his cat
>>201339829you may have responded to this in the last thread. and its also likely a brainlet though but, if god can create from nothing which is a pretty miraculous act and defies everything we know about the laws of nature then id say anything is possible - including yet to be understood naturalistic origins of the universe
>>201339912But you've been following me around like a spastic ever since I started posting about cans>>201339913I just assume for the immediate futureI tend to live in the now rather than the future so I don't plan on much past 5 years
>>201339871everything you've ever said and done in /brit/ indicates that you clearly care a lot about people's opinions of you tot he point that you'll make up entire realities to protect your ego (the sort of thing someone who has absolutely 0 life outside of his incel forum does)
>>201339575flirtKINO
>>201339912fighting the good fight lad. doing gods work. definitely not wasting what little time you have on something completely pointless
*does a poo*
>>201339970enjoy your toxoplasmosis
>>201340000*scurries over on all fours and gobbles it up*
watching I, Daniel Blake so I can see what how real british people live
>>201339287>>201339210>>201339204>>201339205It's Spaedo. Clear as day.Thats why he spams the Liverpool fan thot in particular. Basically hes been doing the same shit on and off on /sp/ for a while.Genuinely has no life what so ever, he is one sad specimen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BKcjBaKRkk
>>201339988Do you want to have a can?Because you sound like you need one
She wants a mopey pale lad who wears turtle necks and listens to morissey
my mum works at a school in southport where one of the girls who got killed went to, so she's been feeling quite upset and shaken recently. still not enough to be redpilled on the migrant situation though
>>201339997>Oim 1/32nd irish, I'd better defend my brethren's honour
>>201339976you realise god and (things in the) universe have different properties right?... right?anyway im going to bed but this is truly mind boggling take you have herewhat actual similarity do you think there is between god aka being power goodness etc all transcendents itself creating something other than itselfand the universe which is contingent in parts impotent and so on somehow creating itself from nothingnote causa sui is NOT the claim of traditional theology
>>201340027it's not spainnoncegyaldempedo also spams that one that always wears a man united shirt, and spainnonce would never do that. he despises united
Caffeine Solution 5% + EGCG on the under-eye Hyaluronic Acid 2% + B5 and Jojoba oil on the forehead Ahhhh, goodnight lads
>>201340051definitely not wasting your time
>>201339964While it's a function of rentseeking it's not their rate of returnRich cunts don't like price inflation either even though they cause it and generally they're the ones that make the most noise about it
>>201339977I've mentioned you a handful of times in my life (all critical). It doesn't change that you are a very strange creature.
mad how arabic is a language of squiggly lines
where's the money lebowski
>>201340051its like youre trying to convince everyone itt youre rightfuck off honestly
what would happen if inflation was capped and was not allowed to increase?
>>201339855Strange coincidences huh?
>>201340087You still don't get the irony, lad
>>201340106That person you replied to wasn't me (the one you replied you before)
mad this
>>201340049it's a mental health situation, rorke
>>201340112shortages and black markets
>>201340112Bad
>>201340089Latin alphabet is autistic scratching into rocks that got partially turned into squiggly lines and then got trapped on computers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkOmKNpPpXYRequired viewing.
love rubbing my fingers across and around my bellend and then giving them a sniff, got a really nice musk to them, fishy but virile
>>201339803
>spainnonce>gyaldempedostop accusing everyone of wanting to rape children
>>201340126I have watched you have so many meltdowns in here over people not liking you that anything you try to infer just comes off as projection to me. Either way, you're cancer and make the thread worse. Goodbye.
Yanks are so easy to rattle lol
>>201340207I see the problem, ladYou're a fucking retard
>>201340207relax
>>201340185'
>>201340134ok. the op is who i was referring to and my point still stands. thanks for clarifying tho
>>201340214come on ladlike shooting fish in a barrel just get them filtered and move on
>>201340181yes lad you i lost my liverpool shirt noe thank you. the best baddiedem have great taste
When did spainers last post with his trip? Maybe he passed on
>>201340113yeah, bit sick to think that, while jubilant crowds watch sports matches in Wembley, only a few km away an innocent women is probably in a dingy basement medical office getting her genitals mutilated against her will
I SAID FUCKEM
>>201340154Not really when you consider the history of Malaysia and Indonesia and the nature of contacts between Indonesia and Arnhem Land
need a lana del rey chebs gf
>>201340257The Irish are a strange people
>>201339942Thanks ladAnyway, glad everyone is able to see how incredibly stupid you are
>Not really when you consider the history of Malaysia and Indonesia and the nature of contacts between Indonesia and Arnhem Land
I drive a powerful diesel carYou take the bus and the train or a shitty little petrolWe are not the same
>>201340154Aussies call soap jaabu?
>>201340296the diaspora in particular are wronguns, ive heard
The women are revolting lol
Black cocks slapping silly into pale pussy rn xx
Just opened /brit/. Read a few of the usual nonsense posts from the utter cretins who post here and thought>I am better than thisAnd closed /brit/
>>201340181Name pls? :)
>>201340168so... nothing like squiggly lines at all
>>201340369Mental how you came back to read this
ever been escorted out of a place by security?
>I drive a powerful diesel car>You take the bus and the train or a shitty little petrol>We are not the same
*considers the history of Malaysia and Indonesia and the nature of contacts between Indonesia and Arnhem Land*ah yes, it all makes sense now
been double screen wanking recently had soogs on one screen and fat arse twerking on the other
>>201340154 more of these
>>201340369and this
how do you get into heaven
>>201340394Chinese is just childlike drawings of houses
The chinks got the yanks lol
>Australia is widely considered the greatest country in the world
>>201340349against this because she doesn't hate for being a tranny but for being a man
>>201340338Yolnggu is one of the more common indigenous languages you'll hear about the place, so yes, some do
>>201340436gonna send this to my american gf
>>201339591>>201340248you as well my lad xx>>201340375cinnanoe
>>201340273
Remember when you were a teenager and had your first gf?
>>201340436That’s them done then
reckon a tranny at uni fancies me. he keeps sitting next to me during lectures and constantly trying to talk to me. help lads what do i do
My landlords are two older faggots and one casually mentioned he had a felony so I googled his name and it’s for sexual assault of a minorHe said his “Christian neighbors were threatening to kill him” and now I see why if that’s even true
>>201340413Told you
>>201340375nta cinnanoe
>>201340500yes
>>201340504get her shagged
dont understand how energy works
Just realized, lads, next week is the staff summer BBQI want to see how much the 4'10 sadhbh with the massive chebs can drink
>>201340504get her correctly gendered+ validated
>>201340071>Caffeine SolutionWon't be sleeping lad
>>201340500>all that noncey pedo weeb shit over the wallsThis woman is repulsive and someone should check her harddrive ASAP.
>>201340488literally cant imagine being as blissfully happy and unaware as these girls
will probably wank to anime later
so youthink youmight like togo to the show
>>201340530einstein got it all figured out lad ask him
>>201340421
I bought a disposable vape, I'm such a wally.
Redpill me on the indonesian riots
Sitting in my room watching Naruto Shippuden and can hear my fat sister and her bf shagging
>>201340530So it’s like there’s matter and there’s energy and when the Big Bang happened there was a bit of both and anyway you can’t create or destroy energy but you can convert it to different types or into matter or matter into energy and it likes to spread out but never to absolute zero
Don't expect me to buy your product if you don't have obese black women in your advert
>>201340530everything is vibrating
>>201340598Why don't you have a BF?
>>201340598She’s taking it in the vagina (something you’ll never have)
Keep remembering that one girl in school who was completely obsessed with me but I found it weird and rejected her.
>>201340612you will buy the product rorke
>>201340562
Bro thinking he on to something
>>201340488>>201340516TY!
>>201340628In uni a female acquaintance of mine kept calling me "sexy" repeatedly at the pub one night when she was drunk, but I thought it was weird and she was coming on too strong so I walked away. All my mates thought I was a lunatic after that
>>201340576Finlanders need locked up
>>201340689sigma skibbidy rizz on god fr fr
>>201340576quite like latvia's
pale Blue Dot
Catberg crying outside AGAIN tempted to chuck water at him
need a couple of pipe-hitting musky black thugs to split my little white arse wide open with their jungle harpoon bbcs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOQcetiARFgI'm in love with her
>>201340689Probably saved yourself from getting an std. Wp
>>201340724Fuck off Heathermong you evil ghoul.
>>201340716you can plainly see it's got white marbling
>>201340605Ah I see in that case then why don't boffins just get something useless like Saturn which is made of matter and turn it into useful energy instead do we can heat niggers and pensioners homes without killing the penguins and gorillas
>>201340724
>>201340748Log off lil nigga
>>201340735demure
>>201340689Maybe we will be reincarnated as shaggers for our troubles.
>>201340736Nah she wasn't that kind of girl. She was actually really cute as well. Kinda regret not reciprocating looking back on it
>>201340593Joko trying to steamroll the way for his nepokid son to move up in politics and the crowds are calling out the bullshit
>>201340689It can be quite embarrassing when a women behaves like that in public towards you, repulsive even
>>201340530Turn the kettle on, get hot water - that's energy
>>201340735Kys you fucking cuckold.
caberge
>>201340765only looks like a pale blue dot from very far awaywouldn't call mars a pale red dot if you were that close to it
>>201340689Damn ya fucked up bigly!!
>>201340689t. Faggot
*holds out my palm to your face with my fist resting on it*smell the cheese
>>201340815Yeah ya would
the ultimate goal of neoliberalism is to devalue the average human life to less than a penny
>>201340815????
Love catbergs but having a male one is a bit gay desu
>>201340778Fuck sake will he fuck off already, no idea why the prez gets a one year leaving tourIsn’t his brother the vice president or something as wellI’m already seething they changed the capital city, have to update the autism chart
>>201340780It was stupid of me though. I'm too pussy to approach women myself and the few times they've approached me, I always got scared and rejected them. During uni I also had two separate women lunge at me trying to kiss me during house parties. Another girl straight-up offered me a blowjob one time. There was also a girl who offered to teach me how to kiss after I told her I'd never kissed before. Turned all of them down. Years later, I remain a kissless virgin
>>201340849Oh well.
>>201340065Fuck off Spaedo. We know you spam the United one ironically
>>201340557it's not always sunshine and rainbows, you have to remember they're maladjusted weebs in fit bodies
>>201340862the male ones are out shagging the local female cats all the timei'd be a bit self concious if i owned one
Had Indonesian food in Amsterdam, was one of the most peng things ever
>>201340879t. faggot
>>201340858That most dangerous of men, a competent nut
>>201340897no you didnt. no its not.be quiet
>>201340862can cats be gay? imagine having a fag cat
>>201340879Ok you might actually be gay
>>201340879Almost literally me apart from the kissless virgin part desu
>>201340843it's a matter of perspective
>>201340879>>201340900This. Also I don't believe a word you're saying
>>201340858I-i-i am not an incel
>>201340858He had such a kino upturned nose
>>201340882you best start believing in dystopiasyou're in one
>>201340862Are female cats easier to deal withwouldn't know
a bloke owning a cat, regardless of gender, is a bit gay
https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1724449307112526.webmwould you?
>>201340858He was trans
>>201340894they're lives are heaven compared to anyone itt. lmagine how much love and praise and encouragment they get posting about being 'depressed'.
>>201340897I've had it in Indonesia, and yes, it's bloody good. Also, despite what you think about China or Korea, if you want to eat dog, you want to be in (or near) Bali.
>>201340909*jams a satay stick into your mouth in the hope that you're allergic to peanuts*
my mom never died when i didn't reply to one of those so why would it work now
>>201340900>>201340920I'm not gay, I'm just terrified of women. I desperately want to date, kiss and have sex with women, but I just can't do it. One time I even slept in a bed with a girl I had a crush on, with both of us in our underwear, while she was stroking my face and chest. But I just couldn't do anything. Too scared of messing it up.
masturbating in the shadows
>>201340939Oh well, anyway...
>>201340909Yes I did and yes it was
got radio 5 live on
>>201340965t. Faggot
>>201340963diego would you care to address this logic?
cans out and the sobbing startschrist weekends are shite here
>>201340944theres no difference really. think males are sometimes stereotyped as being a bit friendlier on average
cans out and the throbbing starts
>>201340954what if it's a tiger or lion
>>201341000I'm not gay. I'm scared of messing things up. What if I try to kiss a girl and I do it wrong? And sex is even more complicated than kissing.
>>201341041t. faggot
>>201340858Still a virge at 31 years of age me
>>201340944Only ever had girl cats, depends on the breed really, tortoishells are a bit spastic
My life is already a prison . I feel like I'm there. I already live in a fucked up prison in my own head and I'm serving consequtive life sentences. I've been on death row since the day I was born. And I'm go to war every day in my fucking head in my prison.
>>201341054Fag
lost my virginity at 16 me and have shagged 8 girls since
>>201341023Hope Lee got covid and died but he probably didn't because it was quite mild ultimately
>>201340980thanks thatcheriteback to you in the studio
>>201340958you're right, I forgot about the simps s.mh
>>201341041Well some girl offered to teach you and you turned it down How are you expecting to do it right Well you are obviously quite handsome so just try and lighten up a bit and let wild
>>201341099t. Dole scum
>>201341089What's it like to be held by a woman in a loving manner
can tell that the log I'm brewing is going to be a monster
>>201341106sorry l'm just in a bad mood l enjoy cute gril posting usually
Got an absolute humdinger of a post lined up for the new
>>201341114Because I was scared of humiliating myself. What if I'm so bad at kissing that she just laughed at me or something?
>>201341054>>201341069
>>201341130Into my gaping mouth, please
get it made
Yelping at the automated Scotch flag emoji plopped in there
>>201341117good job you're not religious despite that being a conservative foundation isn't it?or else meeting with the devil isn't it?
>>201341125real jobs none of this woke nonsense
>>201341127its very nice
>>201341089>lost my virginity at 16nonce
>>201341136no need to apologise lad, it's a mean world out there
>>201341194>>201341194
what is a british website
>>201341141Don't kiss her again.
>>201341166maybe it is them doing all the robbing
i'm a bum bandit
>>201341212But how would I live with the shame?
Tesco ad has a very culturally white Asian lad called Jamal who's married to a full on black woman, literally don't think this pairing exists in the entire country
>>201341233it's health and safety gone mad
>>201341233nothing you see on tv is real
>>201341221a backdoor artist
>>201341166Hope that officer is jailed for inciting racial hatredWe can only hope a 16 year sentence
>>201340814corrcute kittingtonshire diss one imma h-h-hairfta be sayingfinkin bout givin diss the ole DL
>>201340858looks like geordie greepif anyone get reference
