never mind the buzzcocks edish
animevtubers
I like fat women, deal with it
Booked Christmas in Moscow. Can't fucking wait.
Just finished Peaky Blinders, I'm a hard man now
>>201341230luv em x
>>201341250looks paranormal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3KvpssfXHQ
>>201341233Seeing a lot of South Asian/White couples on adverts lately which is strange considering they're the least common racial pairing in reality.
I am White British. A persecuted minority in this country
>>201340735Yep
>>201341250Oedipus complex is it
simon amstell was the best buzzcocks host
GET THE CATS INAnd the cans
The Jew Simon Amstell bullying Preston off of the Ordinary Boys
>>201341284Me? White English
nth for the holodem
Yes YESSS my little Asian SLUT
gayboi sharti
>>201341268Only like the first two series, went shit after that. Last series was total wank
>>201341250i don't dislike you because of that, i dislike you because you've posted the same image 3 times today
>>201341288Kys cuck
>>201340944Not much in it but predictably spayed/neutered ones are typically easier to deal with
wtf was Deegs banging on about today Little nutter he is!
>>201341279That's why you're seeing them, advertising.
Just learned there's East Asian girls with French ESL accents in Francethey literally can't suffer over there
Nowt worse than a nonce with a bonce is there lads
Preston mentioned
>>201341341bought "priority" when i flew with the budget airline airwizz the other month as the priority package included and carry on bagliterally a queue of like 200 people and i just fucking walked past the lot of them and got my boarding pass okayedfuck em
>>201341400this looks continental
>>201341230>>201341270>>>/r9k/britfeel
Do you like this as a British man?
>>201341270need a holohag gf
>>201341301it was funny and what else really mattersalso every episode somebody is gonna get bullied that's the show format
>>201341385France has quite a large Japanese community
I like chubby women too, love caressing their thighs and holding on to their belly as I fuck them. Love it. There is something very very peng about the contrast between their soft yielding bodies and my hard body.
>>201341424well it aint
minji
4chan legend 190cm master race shall be bringing back the trip when Gavin and Stacey Xmas Special is onSo be here yh....yh?
>>201341460don't know who that is
South Asian male white female is the most popular couple in the uk currently
>>201341443Chubby pale women with dark hair and a few tats ....oh yeah
Emmett>190cm
>>201341385Kaellyn on Twitch mate
AhaCan't believe 190cm master race will be back
>>201341483Imaginary character
>>201341503Shahar>>>>>Everyone else
>>201341483a washed-up has-been
mad how good black people are at music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqaibr-ppno
What’s life in the UK like unironically? It’s hard for me to see it as a real country with industry and people enjoying their lives and more of a hotpodge of riots, terrorism and violence like the Congo.
>>201341404Shabbat shalom
I can’t relate to desperation
>>201341484t. gurpreet singh
>>201341400Genuinely struggling to place this, is it Norn Iron or some bollocks?
>>201341537it's what you make it x
>>201341537just hours and hours of looking at computer screens
If I had a nice little chinky gf, its about this time of the night I'd be spaffing inside herCruel fate, know you no end to my torture?
>>201341439It has a much larger Chinese community but that’s not as exotic to seen fetishists.
>>201341537its okwe're a sinking ship but we know it so there's a grim sort of acceptance
>>201341537We have the classiest nggas in the world and if you are involved with them you better know the dealOtherwise youre just muck on the ground (this includes most aussies)
>>201341537It's not as bad as the impression you'd get from reading the news.I even grew up in a very enriched area but never ran into any trouble.
>>201341404Might go down Friargate tomorrow. Might not.
>>201341533Yeah black gospel drummers? Holy shit
>>201341555Bristol
>>201341555lol god no
So it happened AGAIN
>>201341537England was a paradise, now it's a wog-infested shithole.
>>201341537UK is based yhBest music in the worldBest boxersBest sportsAustralia is shite and plays heavily gay Aussie rules
Was trying to save myself for Playboy: Secrets of the Centrefolds on Channel 5 in a bit but going to blow my load to Calendar Girls on BBC1 instead.
>>201341598I really dislike gospel music. It sounds obnoxious
>>201341484Legally or otherwise?
>>201341572>a country with 10x the population of japan is not as exoticwell... yeah?
>>201341572Yea but everywhere has Chinese people
keep white women teachers away from shota at all costs
>>201341607>Her boyfriend has called off the weddingMen are such pigs
>>201341607How does this situation happen
Anyone here have a gf?Anyone married?
>>201341602Really? Thought Bristol was a proper city, looks like it immediately drops off into countryside
>>201341648menacing post this
opened fridge now whole flat stinks of french cheese
why does japanese sound so cool but mandarin sounds fucking repulsive like nails on a chalkboard
Do Australians use sunscreen? They have the highest skin cancer rates in the world
>>201341537>What’s life in the UK like unironically?One of the best places in the world to live. Too many chavs, but if you keep away from the council estates they infest it's better than most of the rest of Europe at least. Miles ahead of US/Canada.
>>201341607>/wug/ - Women United General
If you've always wanted to get into classical music, give Bach's Mass in B Minor a listen. It's long but very lovlely. I'm listening to it right now.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7obnfrlP0s
>>201341659Yep really.
>>201341659most of the urban spawl of bristol is just to the back of that photoit does drop off into countryside in the nice partthat's what makes it so epic
well well well. just come from reading the news and about to post something new and unique to brit to see the most recent post is also about female teachers>>201341607twice in sydneyhttps://www.theage.com.au/national/nsw/sydney-teacher-accused-of-sex-with-17-year-old-student-20240822-p5k4hl.html
get the karts smashed
>>201341654Probably the 2000s trend of Teacher/student porn + millennials women being control freaks
>>201341651>>201341654
>>201341537It's like Australia but colder, and with grey skies a lot of the time, and the people are a bit more boring
sorry for party rocking
>>201341658yeh.married and have a child
>>201341705Not really a proper city then is it. Looks Worcester-tier
>>201341725>anything bad happens ever>zoomers: "ITS DA MILLENNIOOOOOOOOOOOOLS!!!!"why are you like this?
Melbourne gets more rain than London
>>201341678Mandarin is tonal which means you can have the exact same words mean different things if you say them with different intonations. This make it sound torturous when speaking, even by people who are entirely native speakers, because their voice is going up and down randomly throughout their speech. Japanese isn't tonal.
>>201341730i blame porn
>>201341730Why are they always sexy?
>>201341733It's not really like Australia at all. Far more like Netherlands or Germany.
>>201341753First I'm a millennial, second, girls teaching right now aren't zoomers
>>201341658>Anyone here have a gf?yh she's in America though
>>201341719crazy people see stuff like this and the first thing they think is that eating meat is wrong and not that overpopulation and industrialization has made the process into a weird nightmare and caused overconsumption
>>201341745same population as manchester (almost)
>>201341658yehno
>>201341759it did last night. cats and dogs
Mad how China will never be able to spread their language and gain power like English because its all bing bong ching chong
>>201341782I think you might be mislabeling yourself. I'm at the tail end of the millennial gen and I'm 30. These sexy ladies are not 30+ years old.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJEvMUnczEo
>>201341719imagine being a neolithic farmer and you have loads of pigsimagine the amount of women you'd get
>>201341759Mmm. Possibly an illustration of lies, damned lies and statistics. It does in terms of mm of rainfall per year. But it's a fuckload more predictable.
reckon the songs that came out during my uni days would have a few billy views if they came out now. absolute TUNEShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2up_Eq6r6Ko
>>201341791That's skewed by 'Manchester' being gerrymandered to include the airport but not Salford which is right in the centre
6 months on HRT lads.Yes, this is actually me
The Chinese students at my uni used to travel round in packs, only socialising with other chinkies, speaking in chinky language 24/7. They refused to integrate. The French did this too, for some reason. But every other nationality, even really foreign ones like Arabs or Africans, would just socialise normally with everybody. What's different about Chinese and French people that made them act that way? Cultural arrogance?
mental how often i think about the 5 star hotel i stayed at in turkey's breakfast buffet
>>201341658Married [spoiler]to a black woman[/spoiler]
>>201341872t. Schoolchild
>>201341342i actually dont understand how i insisted on watching whole thing because looking back i find it overall quite mediocrewasnt even paying attention during last season
>>201341872I saw on Reddit today that Koreans have a meme about France being the china of Europe in terms of arrogance so maybe so
>>201341867Gigachad jawline
>>201341904the story quite clearly refers to university and is set in the past
>>201341880love a good buffet, me
>>201341867Wow you’re beautiful
>>201341929And is quite clearly by a schoolchild
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8U_dafzMes
>>201341654why do people think only men could possibly be paedophiles?maybe she genuinely attracted to 11 year old children
fucking love scotch eggs
want to go to one of those all-you-can-eat seafood buffets like in the simpsons
>>201341932think about it every day since i went in maythey had so much stuff and all insane qualityall sorts of shite i'd never in a million years have eaten if it hadn't been there, all peng asjust want to go back x
mad we’re nearly halfway through the decade already
Average American couple in 2035
lungs and throat hurt from smokingthere's no smoking in moderation, i don't know how people go through packs in a day
here's Flora
>>201341988Me on the left
>>201341880Turkish breakfasts are very peng
>>201341988literally Idiocracy becoming reality
I trust my own experience over "objective knowledge"
why doesn't the uk have these?
psychotic we are almost a quarter of the way through the 21st century
>>201341959I think some women genuinely think they cannot be pedophiles because they are women.That's the root cause of all these teachers that nonce their students I reckon. It doesn't even cross their minds that its wrong. Especially when the lad is 14 or 15. Boys visually age much quicker than girls so the teachers probably think that makes it ok
>>201341988they're only fat cause they're poorthey're only poor cause of society
>>201342000her ears look longer than her skull
>>201341988Mad how their quality of life utterly mogs 99% of British people
>>201342013i trust your experience over my own
>>201341503>>201341524alan was the best
anime
>>201342025
>>201341988>everything is clearance stickeredliterally me
>>201342000I can't believe it's not butter
>>201342021too many lads would hole up in them wanking, the homeless would never get a look in
>>201342021There is no feasible solution to the homeless problem under the current "social contract". Any solution proposed can be dismissed because the answer will likely be "in a month it'll be covered in human faeces, needles, empty cans and condoms".
>>201341959My geography teacher, whom looking back was probably only five/six years older than me, pinned me against a bulkhead and a ferry and told me that if I weren't her pupil she'd "have me". I wasn't keen TBQH. Although, looking back it was horny.
>>201342043https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKIawXE6KtE
>>201342025On April 5th 2063 we make first contact with an alien civilisation.Once we reach that stage, everytin gon be aree.
>>201342043hasnt dared show his face here since he got caught out pretending he invented the *surreptitiously doing something* gimmick has he
>>201342021British people would vandalise things like that within a matter of hours
>>201342036wouldn’t say so the povvo life in america is utterly grim tthe middle and upper classes live like kings compared to us but if you’re poor it’s brutal
>>201342036It literally doesn't in any sense
Ah yes make sure to mask up as you sleep alone in the thermally insulated dwelling-challenged pod
>>201342030that things brain is like the size of an almond, there is no way it can feel emotions
>>201342025feel like nothing has really happened this century except 9/11 and the financial crisis. and those were both in the 2000svery frontloaded century so far
a lot of talk about our cultural, spiritual, civilisational decline but not enough talk about our biological, organic decline the human race is rotting, devolving
>>201342021Have them in Belfast
>>201342085They would be turned into brothels by certain members of our community who shall not be named
would you move to the Florida suburbs?
Englands brave Phil Foden
imagine being trans going to prisonyou either become the king of the female system or the biggest bitch in male systemwhat a toss up
>>201342065swear my spanish teacher may have fancied megave off them vibes when she wanted me to take a level spanish even though it would have to be on my own with no classwish i had shagged her
>>201342065What's the appeal in shagging your teacher if she's so young though? It's only hot if she's 30+, ideally 40+
>>201342087>>201342093Unless you're literally some ghetto negro your QOL in America is beyond anything here, met people like this in Texas who lived in mansions with pools
Giving people free things never ends wellthis is a fact
>Anon, I'm so happy you asked me out. Does my hair look nice? I got it done just for you x
>>201342120>24 years old>3 kidswhat's he planning
>>201342107is what it is all you can do is be your best, physically, morally, intellectually and physically long as you’re doing that you’re honorable imo
>>201341607>>201341730>>201341654cronem aura
>>201342122idk most inmates in any US prison are gonna be black and some of those sheboons have more testosterone than the average white man
>>201342128I was sixteen and she was female...
american suburbs seem comfy
>>201342128your young then with like no experience of women
>>201342137free will
>>201342120that womans lips are the same colour as her skinnot on
>>201342137stfu greedy pig
>>201342129t. Someone who has never lived in the USA.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/aug/23/people-killed-and-injured-at-festival-in-solingen-in-germany-reportfar right are at it again
>>201342149imagine the state of her arsehole after gorging on that
haven’t had a drop tonight and will probably drift off to sleep soonis this what gaining a clue is?
just found out im gay
>>201341980That place looks comfy as hell
>>201342065was it jokey or flirty?
>>201342179Don't recall claiming to have lived there
A wank is brewing
>>201342194boring though innit
>>201342197life expectancy just halved
>>201342187It was hardly leftists was it
>>201342116prostitutes
>>201342217aye it is
>>201342218my arsehole was just halved
Haven't had a wank since Sunday. About to be like Randy Marsh in that one episode.
Just done a really pissy piss
chesshttps://lichess.org/0Wj1vrZKhttps://lichess.org/0Wj1vrZKhttps://lichess.org/0Wj1vrZK
>>201341980ain't it mad that the MEDIAN season of the simpsons is Season 18
I would rather have 50 gay muslim sons than 1 straight christian son
>matt o’riley leaving for brighton
>>201342253went downhill when they started having women write episodes
mate's new lass said "it's giving" about 10 times
>>201341988didn't know americans had pepsi maxI'm impressed
>>201342249Black you wally you are toast
>>201342260
>>201342276Fuck sake, if kyogo goes to city it’s actually over
>>201342207Hard to say, same night my English teacher and year master got me absolutely plastered in the bar. Different times anon, different times.
>>201342292where did you get this picture of me?
>>201342276brighton man kicks ball, more news at 11
>>201342287i've won like bon jovi
feeling zesty
>>201342292Sir Paneer Scrombler
>>201342276Literally fucking WHO???
>>201342253Mental how it is the best cartoon ever but has 4 times has many bad seasons as good
>>201342276he better not get in Milner's way
ok i go again https://lichess.org/jahXmemrhttps://lichess.org/jahXmemrhttps://lichess.org/jahXmemr
>>201342329koth is better
I've decided to move to California. I want to live somewhere sunny 300+ days of the year where I can make loads of money. Bye lads.
>>201342360>Californiamisspelled china lad
>>201342360bye x
>>201342360Enjoy lad
consider myself to be a senior wankmeisternot even the gfwogberg can keep up with my willy wanking
>>201342276>Denmark's brave
>>201342360alright rishi
>>201342300hatate might be off too, and no new signings apart from two previous loan players know what brodge is fucking playing at >>201342320Celtics best player
>>201342386ur dickberg must look like a 10 year old dog chewtoy at this point
>>201342335https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cdYC7OqDBk
i've won
>>201342211Ah right, so you're just dribbling hearsay nonsense with no actual knowledge of the relative merits of living in either mation...Good enough, carry on.
>>201342308british culture
>3 people stabbed to death in Solingen, Germany with 4 more wounded>The attack came as the city was celebrating its 650th anniversary as a "Festival of Diversity".
>>201342414more beaten than a tramps shoegf usually barfs when I whip it out
scremamaing
how did you know i'm monolingual?
if you support celtic you should not be allowed to post in /brit/the thread is called /brit/ not /scot/ or /eire/ isn't it. so you should be required to actually identify as british and be loyal to britain to post here
>>201342455Doesn't look like anything to me
>>201342455and leftypol's response?
>tried killing myself last night driving my a1 down the a1 at 130mph, piss drunk and blaring happy hardcore with my eyes closedA miracle I didn't die let alone get pulled over
>>201342483Remove potato Remove all potatoOrange potato Green potatoSame potatoRemove potato
>>201342469horseberg onamadone
>>201342483Thankfully no one listens to your ideas
>>201342495could have killed someone elsehow irresponsible
>>201342455uuh this was a right wing diversity festival. checkmate rorke
>>201342493Stabbings are bad
>>201342495There was a lad earlier who said he was waiting for a train to arrive at his local station so he could jump in front of it. Wonder if he did it
Fuck the Pope and the IRA
>>201342469why tf they look like that
need an IBS gf
I deny objectivity
>>201342522Trust a hun to always bring sectarianism into it
>>201342522Celtic are more of a commie/muslim club than they are Catholic now desu
>>201342495One of the worst posts ever made here
>could have killed someone else>how irresponsible
never trust a hib
is that... le salt fat and sugar? i cant belive it!!! IM GONNA TASTE!!!!!
anyone else post on /brit/ when they're stuck in traffic?
lmao cissies are so dumb
>>201342549i think it's the green text. makes me think he's quoting someone but he really isn't. i think i've discovered a new phenomenon
Wish I had a car that could go a 130mph
is /brit/ really going to simp for drink drivers now to just be contrarian
think I need to just take any job I can get and do ittoo many years of being a shut-in mong have destroyed my brain
>>201342543blatantly made up hyperbole the vast vast majority of celtic fans are still working class glaswegians, some catholic some not, although even amongst the “catholics” it is just a cultural identity, IE we go to Catholic weddings and funerals. Nobody goes to church regularly or believes in it deeply.
>>201342524>need a gf that is constantly shittingtrust me, you don't need this
>>201341607going to prison for life just for kissing a boy? wtf?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjNln9mXuTI
whenever I see a pale pawg now, all I can do is imagine a muscular black man having sex with her
>>201342570what's the answer?
What was Ian Watkins laptop password again, lads?
>>201342611which one?
>>201342504Orange potato goodGreen potato bad
>>201342569prefer instagram reels
>>2013426115678
>>201342638does she actually drinkthats good
>>201342586Celtic fans hold up huge banners saying shit like "refugees welcome" or Palestinian flags, and you'd be exiled from the fanbase if you ever expressed disapproval about this.This isn't even a case like Liverpool or Arsenal where most of the fans are lefty but the club isn't officially so. With Celtic it's your whole identity, being anti-British, anti-English, leftist and pro-immigrant.
>High levels of fluoride in drinking water linked to lower IQ in childrenwtf, conspiracy theorists were right all along
>>201342469
>>201342360>where I can make loads of moneyAre you actually skilled?
YANKS LEAVE YANKS LEAVE OI OI OI YEEEAAAH
didn't cave and get the paki-delivered booze so just nicely drunk and off to bed lads x
>>201342680rorke is always rightleftypol is always wrong
getting started on the sainsburys own vod
FACT: a person can say “I don’t like smelling body odour” without needing to jump to assuming they’re some wannabe Hitler who wants the homeless herded into camps
>>201342522>>201342541Could you take your subhuman bogape squabbles away from /brit/ please? No bogtrotter has any business being here.
>>201342708talk about a fresher throwback
>>201342643literally no one gives a toss about orangemen and i’m not being funny here england doesn’t care about you or know even really know you existwhen the world hears ireland they think of the catholic, republican irish. even if people were to find out about you they’d just see you as some wacko inbred loyalist tribe of irishman. your youth don’t care much either and have moved past it all. you’ve got a generation left, maximum.
>>201342680how do i drink water without flouride
>>201342701classic webm
New being made?
>>201342680was a big study on this released recently from manchester but nary a peep
>>201342725Kek. You're not fooling anybody Seamus.
>>201342725King billy is on the wall though albeit
>>201342688at writing /brit/ posts?
>>201342701i read about this and they did this at like 5am in a uni dorm the morning before really important exams lol
>>201342747Buy a water filtration system
>>201342673Doesn’t make it a “Muslim” or a “communist” club like you said. For that to happen the majority of the fan base and establishment of the club would need to follow Islam or communism. A large section of the fan base are your typical neo-leftist, globalist midwits. They hold up banners and the masses of the football world clap like seals. So what? I still support them, they’re still my team even if I disagree with a lot of supporters.
Why hasnt Andrew Tate been murdered in gypsy prison yet?
>>201342747distil it
You aren't allowed to talk about THAT topic here or else janny will give you a 3 day ban.
>>201342782>>201342782>>201342782
>>201342787None of your concern really
herbal cigarettes are a gateway to tobacco cigarettesdon't smoke!
is it bad to go through a 2l botle of cider in a night?
Can't stop sitting down and exacerbating my haemorrhoids, I'm impossible me.
feel like shit just want the good old days back
>>201342787Man got hands
>>201342725irish diaspora
>>201342606https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:MAPs_Pride_Flag.svg
>>201342725Nobody anywhere cares about the Irish other than as figures of fun, you're irrelevant marsh dwelling service animals, the orange fraternity are the same, bowler hatted animals that the human race abandoned a century ago. Please, exterminate each other, it's like an enormous, hilarious bum fight.
>>201342829Dickheads that couldn't work out how to catch fish, trying to get to places where people knew how to fish.
art is the most important thing
>>201342942alri mein fuhrer
>>201343001hiii
>>201343167please dont fall in love with me!
>>201344416Mate, Spaedo is here all day samefagging and spamming and shite, is it THAT hard to conclude that its him?
https://youtu.be/FMi3AGWsm0I?si=jRNrI3t_WuD4q-5l
