AHA ITS ME MAPCEL YOU THOUGHT IT'D FORGOTTEN BUT NOW I'M BACK uh er um Massachusetts editionPrevious: >>201338795
mapcel i should've known you were behind all this
>>201347012based mapcel
dangerously based
>>201347012Have sex mapcel
It might be December before I can go back to Japan :(
>>201347012Aight gonna skip this one then.
Whom /getting drunk/ here?
drinking the sleepy time bear tea
>>201347122take care brush your hair
>>201347145i wish i liked alcohol but it makes my bones hurt
>>201347101why you taking picture of girl chikan perv
Farewell to others, but never we part,Heir to my royalty, son of my heart!Bright is the diadem, boundless the sway,Or kingly the death, which awaits us to-day!
>>201347245he's the japanese creepshot guy he'll get caught eventually
Why aren't you a cop anon?
because i want my life to be a benefit to others
the new world of warcraft expansion is a total flop
because i graduated high school
>>201347291i'm not big enough and it's dangerous why would i
Seems the H1Bjeets working at Microsoft aren't fond of those AI streetshitting images
>>201347323is it out?
What's the point of the United States?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsrqKE1iqqo
>>201347364only if you paid $100 you get to play it 3 days early
>>201347374To carry on the Western spirit across the Globe and then the stars.
>>201347374freedom
>>201347397but slavery
>>201347388lolhmm maybe I'm getting over my addiction, first time I didn't know the expansion was nearly out and didn't have it preordered
>>201347420we fixed that
>>201347420The freedom to own antique farm equipment is freedom
>>201347439Dwarves are now on the horde, it's fucking over bro the game only exists as a dress up and mount collecting simulator nowI also heard one of the main characters in the story is a homo pirate/thief or something with an in-game boyfriend
>>201347291shift work sounds terrible
spent over $200 in groceries at costcoi may never financially recover
i have quite a powerful imagination, but i cannot think of a single reason to play a blizzshit game
>>201347465>Dwarves are now on the hordelmao what? you're joking
>>201347452took over 100 years and it's still not 100% fixed
>>201347492nope, new allied race is dwarves and theyre on both factionsthis is probably the laziest expansion they've ever released
>>201347507people have been asking for murlocs forever and they go with dwarves hah. well meh better I not spend time on it, such a waste
>>201347495yeah. now, instead of some retards being forced into usefulness by farming, everyone is now a slave to banksthanks, lincoln
>>201347577pretty sure theres 3 playable dwarf races now in the game too lol
If you were a vampire would you tell me?
>>201347323i wouldn't have even heard about this expansion if you hadn't mentioned it
>>201347617it depends if i trust you or not
>>201347599yeah, normal, dark iron and the new ones. I guess there's a lot of elves too but meh
>oh boy wonder what's on twitter to->another video of dead palestinian kids lined up on the whole floor
22 n quite dissatisfied with me life
If WM/AF offspring are really superior than Vancouverites are going to be the most powerful entity in North America in the coming half century
>>201347746you're really young, there's plenty of time to be dissatisfied later in lifeget out there
>>201347754this reminds me of interracial pornography
>>201347765>something something elliot rodgerthere I got that out of the way
>>201347792you should stop with the pornos
>>201347746it only gets worse
>>201347746i remember feeling the same way when i was 22, but you really do have a whole lot of opportunity to build the life you want. you can still do virtually anything you want to.
>>201347721why does that concern you? are you a paki migrant or something?
>>201347792you got a dirty mind
>>201347827because I'm a human being and have a conscience
who wants to play super smash bros?
>>201347888just answer the question more intelligently.
>>201347911lol
>>201347916what's the exact answer you would like?
>>201347947if you're not muslim or south asian, answer why you should care about the suffering of people who would happily exploit you 'till your deathif you are muslim, i cannot possibly care what you have to say.
>>201347982imagine how fat this person is going to be
>>201347982> dairy queen doesn't serve ice waterwhat happened to this country
>>201348016I wasn't going to accuse you of being a jew before but I'm gonna do it now
>>201348060we used to be a proper country
just realized tomorrow is going to be another day just like today and yesterday and countless yesterdays before that
>>201348061the 'us' and 'them' isn't restricted to 'muslims' and 'jews'as far as i'm concerned, both groups are net negative
>>201348107also secondsalso hoursalso weeksalso monthsalso yearsyou're describing the concept of time
I need to impregnate Olivia Rodrigo
>>201348115Don't care I already gave you a sufficient answer. if you have the inability not to empathize or sympathize with people who aren't you then you're the broken one here
>>201348142>those hipsShe looks like she would struggle to bear 6 healthy children. You may have her
>>201348107Yeah but tomorrow I'm buying groceries so it's a good day
>She looks like she would struggle to bear 6 healthy children. You may have her
>>201348154brownpeepo will happily exploit you to your death. not one of them has the ability to empathize with people who aren't like them. it is against your genetic interest to put them before yourself and your family. alas, many mentally ill westerners are as self destructive as you.
>>201348194people make fun of neanderthals but there's nothing in the archeological evidence to imply that they were dumb. in fact, up to 10% of people's dna can still be from neanderthals, likely because they interbred over tens of thousands of years.
>>201348236if they were so smart, how come they didn't leave lasting cultural artifacts?
>>201348139this brother lacks reading comprehension
>>201348264no, i'm saying that it's a pointless comment.
i'm backdid you notice i was gone?
>>201348256not him but it wouldn't it be hard to distinguish which artifacts are from neanderthals or from humans ?
>>201348284yes mi amormy heart ached for youplease never leave me again
I'd get funky with a neanderthal bitch, neandys were built for my BHC
>>201348284i don't know maybe
neanderthals didn't even get to experience salvation through jesus christ our lord :(
How often does /cum/ clean out the inside of their belly button?
>>201348333basically never.just found some lint though, score!
>>201348333disturbing video
>>201348333Once every 5 years
>>201348286idk lol
>>201348282what you said was pointless and non sequitur. i didn't just epiphanize about the procession of days as a full grown man. think it through brother
My fan died, bros.
>>201348206muslim clerics in places like albania and tunisia risked their lives to shelter jews because they had the shred of humanity that was sadly beaten, humiliated, or raped out of you. just the fact there are brownpeepo that have done more to honour and protect their fellow man than you have should make you reconsider your view on what makes a person.
>>201348389not true, i'm still your fan.
>>201348389hopefully they bought the tshirt first
>>201348389rip fan o7
>>20134839640+ year olds really seem to enjoy being rape slaves
>>201348333I start accumulating lint on there after about 36 hours
im back
>>201348396i feel so seen
>>201348455Where's the milk? You always forget the fucking milk
>>201348399
>>201348455welcome back what were ya doin
>>201348396> women liking rapeplay, extreme bondage, or being a slave is more popular and less taboo than brother/sister incesti have about 100,000 pornhub videos that say otherwise
>>201348475was watching unthinkable>>201348470ill be having milk after 30 mins.
>>201348456a fellow sex with your own dead body enjoyer?
>>201348491no nothing that weird but it makes me feel better that its somewhat common
>>201348473damn you made that gif fast
>>201348107Just do something you don't normally do then
>>201348510any suggestions. i hate doing things just for the sake of it, feels desperate
tiptoe'in in my jordans
>>201348526you seem to live inside a prison of your own making
Narutard with tattoos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUn-R9pxGAs&pp=ygUUa2luZ3Mgb2YgY29udmVuaWVuY2U%3D
>>201348541maybe but i'd rather be a prisoner than desperate. i hate desperation
>>201348566it's not desperate if you just do the thing in a genuine and heartfelt manner
>>201348566> too scared to do new shit> too scared to do old shitjesus christ you whine like a woman
>>201348544might be unpopular here but im in favor of nose rings
>>201348566it's not desperate to try new things, you might like them
>>201348598heck yeah dude same
Why did I let that anon waste my time with that femcel dating app. Everyone on there is a retarded loser, and an American besides
>>201348586such as>>201348591fuck would i be scared of. a fucking pottery class. i'm asking for suggestions
>>201348598>>201348625big yikes
>>201348634nuh uh
>>201348206He's clearly brown himself, don't bother
>>201347291>federal jannyBait
>>201348710they get paid
for me it's nipple piercings. they're undeniably trashy but they still arouse me like nothing else.
>>201348736Yeah, in bullets from veterans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6o1SEj02t0&pp=ygUddGhlIHNtaXRocyAtIGkga25vdyBpdCdzIG92ZXI%3D
>Paganism is based bro, just worship the penis bro
>>201348764tongue piercings are more trashy imo
>>201348793> call themselves the smiths> none of their surnames are smith> they don't know metalworkingwhat did they mean by this
>>201348808they aren't mutually exclusive
>she requested to follow me on Instagramcall me a bitch and remind me that this means absolutely nothing so that I don't get excited about something so insignificant
>>201348829https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjPhzgxe3L0&pp=ygUMdGhlIHNtaXRocyAt
>>201348855clean up your following before you accept her follow request
>>201348764the loss in sensitivity probably isn't worth it imo
Narutrannies get mogged hard by bleachGods it's not even funny
>>201347101She looks awfully fat for a japanese. Must be a zainichi
>>201348855i mean she just followed you just send her funny cat memesor maybe ducks
>>201348885i've never read bleach, is it worthwhile?
>>201348885i like inuyasha
>>201348480The chart is of what women like, not what pornhub execs like. big difference
>estfags are sleepingGEEEEEG
>>201348793>>201348856https://youtu.be/6psa1ptpGTc?si=CiWHqR07UCr4FKxr
>back in california finallyThe job hunt begins. I'm sleeping in Barstow tonight, this place is an absolute shithole. Hopefully I don't get woken up
>>201348932been slow here all day tbqh
>>201348932i was today years old when i learned that pdt and pst are not interchangeable (the former is for daylight savings, the latter is for the rest of the year), and that there is no single universal name for that timezone.
Michigan seems like a dream to me nooooooowIt took me four days to hitchhike from Sagniaw I've gone to look for America!
>>201348978our cummers are out making memories
>>201348964>I'm sleeping in Barstow tonightgrim> The job hunt begins.depending on your situation, riverside might be worth a look. its still a shithole but it's cheaper than anything in la county and at least it's not barstow.
>>201349022Love me some Simon & Garfunkel
>>201349051they are comfy
>>201349051ok boomer
>>201349067Im probably younger than you
>cleaning up the kitchen>Slightly spill a small amount of food on the counter when scraping a plate into a food waste bag>Momberg shrieks that I'm making a messBitch chill the FUCK out god DAMN I'll get it in ONE SECOND
>>201349087whatever you say grandpa
>>201349046hey LA County is pretty fun!
drinking milk
>>201349130enjoy buddy any flavor or just plain
>>201348910I've never read it either only watched the anime and it's alright
>>201349130based, had a quart of whole milk earlier
Japanese cannot pronounce Massachusetts.
>>201349144strawberry nesquik>>201349148well i hope you enjoyed it
>>201348871>>201348898Do I DM her?
>>201349158heck yeah
>>201348236if you went to school you'd have learned they were smarter than humans with bigger brains, and stronger. They died out because they had less intricate social groups, and didn't use as much clothing.
>>201349173send her a funny cat meme or perhaps a duck or a rabbit of some sort as an icebreaker
>>201349173depends how you met or how she found your account
>>201349152oh husbant...you spent arr our sounds and now we can't afford to say massachussetts
>>201349158Is it a mix or syrup in real milk or is it a prepackaged thing
>>201349152ma-se-chu-se-tso?
>>201349173Following you on insta is a sure route to anal sex meet n’ fuck style hookup. You’re in, boy-o, have no fear
>>201349173does she have a big ass?
wut
>>201349152You’re probably an American, but send a vocaroo
>>201349224not him but it's the powder that cones in a little container its way better than the syrup
the man doesn't want you to drive drunk to this songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaHZ-fUv1UQ
>>201347012BASED
>>201349197I'm not sure if this is a good idea>>201349200college>>201349235I'm not into anal>>201349242No but her face is very cute and she is small and petite
>>201349046Thanks for the tip, I'll check it out tomorrow. It's been a while since I've been here. I'm just in Barstow for the night, I'll probably go camping in big bear while I wait for a job offer.
>>201349279why would that not be a good ideawhat's the context have you guys been talking a lot or what
>>201349279>collegeThen DM her
>>201349279>I’m not into analThen you’ll have no luck in the dating pool. It’s all the rage with women, all they think about. Like a rat addicted to morphine. May as well become a monk
>>201349273historic churches in NE are almost always extremely progressive
>>201349265hell yeah
It's been an honor to be alive with my white brothersWhen we are extinct may we never be forgotten for all the good we did to the world.
>>201349293we talk a lot when we see eachother, but I haven't seen her all week, and the last time I saw her we didn't talk because it was a formal setting. I don't want to get too too into how we know eachother because of doxxing risks>>201349296It could backfire and ruin my college career
>send her a hecking funny animal videoShe'll immediately discard you as a beta male or even worse string you along as a fast friend, women want a men not another women brained retarded to share gay shit with
>>201349319East/SE Asians have told me they will miss White people if we are gone. Brought a tear to my eye.
>>201349346A woman who doesn't appreciate funny animal memes and videos is NOT the woman for me
>>201349344This guy gets it. Send her hardcore pornography instead with the caption “OMG us <3”That’ll let her know you’re a high test alpha male (tm)
>>201349339>It could>couldanything could happen, just go for it
>>201349339dude it will be fine just send her a cute cat or bunny or something you gotta trust me heredon't be so scared come on man
2nd amendment fags should be furious about the Breonna Taylor verdict.It basically gives police a pass to break into your home and murder you if you try to defend yourself with a firearm (since you don't know who the intruders are)
>>201349344real life isn't like this
>>201349339just go up to her the next time you see her on campus and ask if she wants to hang out. It's that easy.
>>201349384Yeah but the overlap of 2nd amendment fags and people who love when cops shoot black people is huge. Almost certain to go unnoticed
So now what should I doI'm strung out, addicted to youMy body aches now that you're goneMy supply fell through
>>201349384they're the good guys with the gun, chud.
Shoot first ask never>feds?>regular cops?>shitbull?>13%?>assassin?>grandma?You're getting blasted regardless if you show up late and unannounced.
>>201349384that's not what the verdict was lol
>>201349435Yes it is. The judge said that her death was the result of her boyfriend firing a shot, rather than the dipshit police breaking into the wrong house. None of the cops get jailtime.
yuros can't be trusted they can't handle real flavor
WHO LET THE DOGS OUTWHOWHOWHOWHOWHO LET THE DOGS OUT
https://youtu.be/I03q_YffT44Different song same vibe
my fault im sorry
>>201349260Ok good. I usually make my own syrup though by melting down cocoa powder and water
My mother insists that everyone's meals be put in separate bags at the drive thru.The goblin workers say yes and don't do it anyway.
There's no reason not to make rigging your front door with shotgun traps legal
>>201349455I did
honey i shrunk the kids my dick
>>201349451proximate cause was the boyfriend shooting back, the other cops have a separate trial for faking the warrant thougheverbeit
>>201349465oh thats really cool i made some homemade hot chocolate the other day that turned out really good
>>201349466it's time to get the manager to sort those wagies out
>>201349466Based workerEat shot momberg
https://youtu.be/g4myghLPLZc?si=RDUszbtFs6FmOKhFthe drumming and guitars in this song are transcendent
>>201349466I am THE CUSTOMERand THE CUSTOMER is ALWAYS RIGHT
>>201349514>having to explain your face is shattered because you wanted to feel powerful at taco bellI don't need that job, I'll kill you and your family can pay for my life sentence with their taxes lmao
congratulations!you have been visited by the cat genie, and he will grant you three wishes. what do you choose?
Christianity, neoplatonism, and jungian synchronicity define my worldview
>>201349577Fucking gay tbqhwy
>>201349576A debit card with unlimited fundsa talking dog7 inches of extra height
>>201349576To go backTo go backTo go back
>>201349576Immortalitytime travel powersshapeshifting powers
>>201349576I assume infinite wishes is off the table 500 billion unquestioned USD in my bank account Photographic memory that never diminishes Straight teeth I guess
>>2013495761. the california megaquake2. atlantis to rise from the sea3. a spot in the moonpeople colony when they visit in 6 months
>>201349623500 billion?wtf do you need all that money for?1 billion is more than enough
>>201349629Why not? Its a wish I can get as much as I want
>>201349577that's all the same thing my guy
>>201349629Bro wants to cause runaway inflation with his spending like mansa musa
>>201349619>Immortalityafter an infinite amount of time, you would have visited all relevant portions of the timeline in the universe, and tried all varieties of shapeshifting. Then you would become bored. For eternity. You would go insane. You would be in hell.
