phife edish
The reason janny deleted the last thread about tea is because he knows Britain is a coffee country now>Coffee beats tea as Britain's favourite beverage, research suggestshttps://www.itv.com/news/2023-08-21/coffee-beats-tea-as-britains-favourite-beverage-research-suggestsTherefore it is disrespectful to British culture to imply that Britain is a tea country
Gaggle of retards incapable of making a new thread that abides by a very small number of rules
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tp2IBSm0Ws
*deletes your thread*
err... right...
Zesty black fella on saturday kitchen today
>>201355123yank
i shower twice a wee but both on the same day
gayboi sharti
>>201355124there was nothing wrong with my thread
Imagine being rick steinYou get to just drive around pleasant parts of the south coast and france in your convertible porsche eating tonnes of nice seafood and drinking loads of wine
why do millennials get so pressed over zoomers making new words. can they not accept that theyre old people now
>>201353878How does it feel to be a low-trust society, Barry?How does it feel to be on our level of „trust” that you & the Americans left us to the bolsheviks?Don't complain...And no, we didn't threw Tate in prison willy-nilly.Ask your own secret services, foreign affairs departments/ministries why they ordered our securocrats to continue the shit show.As another Romanian said, why would we harass foreigners, just to risk diplomatic spatting & other consequences with the fucking City of London & Washington D.C., respectively New York?Are you stupid?! Ask your own goddamned government officials why they ordered our own thugs in uniforms to harass Tate.Christ, the apocalypse couldn't arrive any sooner on this shit planet, I swear...>>201355046Your Tesco can be bailed out infinite times if need be, the utility of surveillance is wholly different than mere digital numbers on a screen and quarterly/yearly fiscal reports.Again, don't be so naive.
shower every day me, twice if i go gym in the evening. hate smelly people.
>>201355153No need to sign your posts
wank or watch a film?
>Police manhunt under way in Germany after three killed at diversity festival
Chengdu? More like Pengdu
i shower every two days
in new york i milly rock
Off for my trainToday's fit>white plimsolls >grey skinny jeans>beige t shirt>black crew neck jumper>black coatSome people still walking around in t shirts which to me seems absurd
>>201355122But your nonsense fails to hold in any serious sense when taken to its logical conclusion Is every (thousands) executive and board member on every major British company some state plant or international data broker? How would that work? Where are all these genii being trained and how are they all being put in all these positions of power and influence?Or is it just Tesco they're targeting? If so, why? Are Tesco's legal council in on this ploy to control every waking moment of your life? Are their auditors? Are all their shareholders? How on earth are they keeping this secret from the wider world?
IN MELBOURNE WITH MY COCK
>>201355231I'm on the lookout for you nowWhen I see you you're getting battered
>>201355217he wears dresses now
>>201355231you know what they say about small feet
>>201355201
>>201355231runtwear
automatically assume someone is a nonce if they wear CP company, it’s in the name
>>201355231>Today's fit>Same as yesterday's fitalri stinky
just ban knives
Every single diversity measure makes being a white man worse, remember that.
sunberg is coming out so get in
>>201355273>killers adapt and just start using their bare hands
>>201355272Went home and changed into my indoor clothes when I got thereMy clothes are fresh and clean
>>201355231it's august m8. gonna be 28 degrees again in a couple of days. still shorts and t-shirt season for me.
>>201355279because are the best in every conceivable way except running or something to do with spices like growing them i guess
why am I so fucking hungover deary me
>>201355273how am i supposed to cut my sandwiches?
>>201355138I'm not a yank. I provided the evidence which shows that Britain is now a coffee country.
>>201355296Can smell you from Southport lad
someone right now in this thread but behind their computer screen, somoene is very mad
>Surge in overnight Israeli attacks on Gaza kills at least 37 people
yeah but what do you earn?what do you earn? eh? cunt?what do you earn? how much?*rubs thumb and fore fingers together*eh? eh?how much do you earn?what do you earn?yeah, but... what do you earn?eh?thirty k?thirty k?in the city?i earn ten k more than that, matei earn forty kand bill? bill? he earns fifty k in the cityme? i don't work in the cityso what i earn stretches furtherhow far does what you earn stretch? eh?how far does it stretch?
>>201355318That's my Nan's cabbage
Do your parents charge you rent?Mine do. Utter cunts. As soon as I get enough move to buy a flat, I'm moving out, and they're never get another penny off me.
>>201355309might be because you drank a wee bit too much alcohol last night lad
>>201355311use your teeth
Never understood the appeal of drinking cans of lager at 9am on a train on the way to an away dayI love a drink like anyone but at that hour? Rank.
got the Milka in the fridge. Got to find other ways to treat myself since I've given up the demon drink you see
slept for 12 hours last night. lubberly jubberly.
>>201355347My dad used to charge me £100 a month when I lived with himI think more for food and leccy than for rent
'za in de 'ven
>Russia Issues New Nuclear Warning as Ukraine's Kursk Invasion Expands
>>201355347Yeah but only £150 a month. Which seems fair. Probably about my share of bills
>>201355338
>>201355347mine said they'd never charge me
i sprayed anti perspirant all over me and it smelled like talc. is there aluminium in the talc?
>>201355412Johnson & Johnson furious at this post
>>201355390b'fast 'za?
>>201355352of course someone who lives life on the rails wouldn't drink on a morning train
>>201355363why in the fridge? cold things taste less
>>201355429they really do be putting all that stuff in talc. quite sad
>>201355392Monke loves his red lines doesn't he
>>201355239>But your nonsense fails to hold in any serious sense when taken to its logical conclusionSez u.>Is every (thousands) executive and board member on every major British company some state plant or international data broker? How would that work? Where are all these genii being trained and how are they all being put in all these positions of power and influence?Where do you think Russian KGB-GRU learned how to invent oligarchs or sponsor oligarchs to use as their piggy banks? From whom do you think Eastern Euro crooked businessmen, with ties to the secret services, got their inspiration from to copy the „business model”? From you and the Americans. >Or is it just Tesco they're targeting? If so, why?As you said, every *major* company (regional, global...) is an asset by secret services of their respective origin. >inb4 Indian CEOs blablabla Recruited or inter-services collaboration („strategic cohabitation”) between countries.
>>201355438...yh
>>201355347white people moment
Tucking into a McPengalds brekkie x
>>201355475Yeah it's a very Anglo-British thing.
been experimenting in the gay scene and honestly faggots are degenerate as fuck, literally animalistic tier arse ravages
pootoil imminent
my arse cries out for a hard bumming
>>201355487Anglo-British people built the modern world thoughbeit so there must be something in it
>>201355453People knew what russian oligarchs were doing thoughEven if they weren't officially breaking the law everyone knew what was happeningIf Tesco were doing it it would require every person even slightly involved in Tesco's business (like 10s of millions of people and thousands in positions of influence) being in on it and somehow this being kept a secret from everyoneIt's simply not a reasonable suggestion
>>201355392When? He has been silent for like 4 days now
>>201355480McDonalds breakfast is complete and utter garbage. I love a maccas like anyone for a bit of drunk food, road trip sustenance etc, but the breakfast? Imagine starting your day with utter shite like that.
get me stroked off
just sucked off a coffee
>>201355502funny there was such a carry on about them getting married when the majority of them are completely mentally incapable of sustaining a long term relationship
>>201355514The current generation of dysgenics didn't.White Anglos before 1945 are basically a different race to the present day.Boomers are nihilistic consumeristic morons.
>>201355231congratulations on looking like every other normie twat on the street
>>201355535what are you on about breakfast is the only halfway decent thing at mcdonalds
>>201355535double sausage and egg mcmuffin with hash browns is one of the best meals on the menu
>>201355158yo tip what's up with the boots on ya feet
>>201355535McMuffins are the only good thing they sell. Eggs, muffins and sausage or bacon. Everything else is ultra processed slop.Sort your head out
Class of schoolgirls taking turns farting in my mouth
>>201355584Girls don't fart doe
Why not go for a short run this morning?
honestly couldnt give less of a fuck about that yacht that sank wish they'd stop going on about it
>>201355605What if I feed them fart poison first
>>201355535can't go wrong with a double sosij mcmufferthe coffee is surprisingly alri as well
>>201355617They do like reminding you that every billionaire's death is worth much much more than a normal's death
>>201355606it's pissing down
>>201355617thank you for your honesty
sometimes I get a sausage egg mcgriddle without cheese and I take it apart and eat all of the components separately as if I'm eating the pancake breakfast platter
>>201355606runners face
Tiny woman on the train platformShe must be about 4'8Her primary school kids are mogging her
>>201355679put her in your pocket
>>201355668>mcgriddlevas is das?
>>201355606i'd rather cycle
>>201355679got dicked raw by a 6'10 motherfucer
catch a falling star and put it in your pocket never let it fade away-ay-ay
>i'd rather cycle
>>201355701He does look massive next to her but I doubt he's even 6 foot tall
>>201355679running kick her off the platform but double check she isnt just one of the primary school kids you idiot
>>201355679Get her shagged
bike riding poofter bros, we've been done
>>201355725done up the arse
got the supertramp on
>>201355096Phife is from New York City and he is Jamaican. ...Just a heads up.
>>201355525>People knew what russian oligarchs were doing thoughAgain, you're missing the woods because of the trees. Russians have a twisted knack to turn things into being obvious without saying it out loud.But they and the rest of eastern euro securocrats learned from your securocrats, to use 'national champions ' and oligarchs as assets. My point is that every big regional & global company, corporation etc, are an asset of the country's secret services. Oligarchs too. >If Tesco were doing it it would require every person even slightly involved in Tesco's business (like 10s of millions of people and thousands in positions of influence) being in on it and somehow this being kept a secret from everyoneCEO/chairman, a chief accountant, and that's it. Answering the calls from MI5, MI6, and the Privy Council. >It's simply not a reasonable suggestionBecause you're overcomplicating yourself for no reason other than deluding yourself into not believing it.I already told you from where Eastern Euro & Russians invented their oligarchs, backed by secret services – from you and the Americans. Whether you choose to believe or not, doesn't matter, the truth stays as it is.
>>201355606running is bad for you
>>201355694these weird little griddlecake things with dots of syrup cooked into them used in place of a bun or muffin for a sandwich
>>201355694had it in yankland oncevirtually the same as the mcmuffin except swap the muffins for weird sweet buns with like currants in themit was lame
>>201355767Corrr. Egg looks weird though
Socks are such a weird thing when you think about it. We evolved without the need for them, we can walk fine without them, in relative terms they are fairly new. Why do we wear socks?Idk I'm just random lol x
>>201355747>CEO/chairman, a chief accountant, and that's itLawyers? Auditors? Regulators?
>>201355347£150 per month but recently reduced to £100 as part of being means tested, thanks to being NEET for 16 months.
>>201355804threaten to kill yourself
>>201355799yeah it's pre scrambled egg out of a cartonnot too bad actually but you can also ask for a regular round egg instead
>>201355767you freaks really like adding sugar to literally everything dont you
>>201355800nukes ain't real
>>201355746was*he's dead
Sugar bread and carton eggs. God bless merica
>>201355764Running is all about finding the right balance of hurting yourself just enough to keep going without hurting yourself so much that you need to stop
>people are dying (literally thousands daily) >"putins thing" >"putins geographical location"
>>201355899
considering a return to the ether
>>201355803>Lawyers? Provided by the secret services' own lawyers/lawyer house association. Judges too. >Auditors? Regulators?„It's a matter of national security and classified. You do not have clearance. Thank you and goodbye.”There, that's where your audit & regulation ends. And they're smart enough to not push against the country secret services & strategic, economic interests.
Bought a train ticket but I'm not sure I needed toClassic
>>201355908there is nothing more depraved than a man on an ether binge...
Would take Asians a lot more serious if they stopped sitting on the floor or those little stools like they're at morning assembly in primary school
mental how the last Q on a police application form is whether or not youre racist "or have ever voted for the BNP" not allowed to become a poliec officer if you vote for whta the state doesnt agree with it seems
>>201355347no i have a mortgage
>>201355800why would you ever need more than 100100 would be enough to virtually destroy the entire world, why the fuck would you need thousands
>>201355347live on a friends sofa, give him 50 a week
Hate my parents.Lazy, no intellectual curiosity, greedy (charge me rent), never encouraged me towards a useful career, poor eating habits, lack of discipline towards my sister resulted in her calling herself "non-binary", gave me a shitty small bedroom when I was younger that I still live in.I'm saving up to move out within 4-5 years. After that, I'm strongly considering just cutting off contact with them.
>>201355862idk I think for most people it's something only eaten once and a while as a treatbut then again I was never the sort of person who eats sweets and biscuits and cakes on a daily basis compulsively and I tend to avoid associating with the sort of people who doirl at least
>>201355927more of an adrenochrome man myself
>>201355951Never understood these types of questions on application forms. Nobody is ever going to say yes.
>>201355966nah, you overestimate their strengththeir blasts in reality are quite isolatedand new zealand/aus/south america would be largely untouched
nothing wrong with adrenochrome also melanin protects the brain from it if you do take it ^.^
speaking of sweets and ether binges I really wish I could go back in time to try these https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victory_V
any of you ever did cocaine hungover? does it really just make the suffering go away?
>>201355802makes shoes smell lesskeeps feet cleaner indoors
Not an ounce of melanin in my body
Britain's a low wage & productivity shithole because anyone who works hard isn't rewarded properly, just get a shitty 2% pay rise while all the money goes to blustering deanos and upper management who sit around in meetings all day.Completely kills any motivation to work.
>>201356049fucking hell cant imagine anything worse
just wrote a script to sort my reaction images and checked it works perfectlyfeels goodgotta go din din lads
>>201356061your fault for not starting your own business (deano was smart enough to do this)
>>201356047not clicking but that seems a bit 1984
a su lhd eei elo cf h
Love a bank holiday weekend meThink I might watch a few of the ol chinese cartoons and have a few bevvies today lads ;)
>>201356061Shut up and stack the shelves faster
Lots of suited and booted and drinking people on the trainOff to a wedding no doubtHope they have a grand old time
Get them housedGet them clothedGet them wanked offGet them coupled up with 16 year old white girls
>>201356052lad that will make your eyes red like a rabbit
>>201356076and deanos business inevitably failed like most businesses do.
>>201356113I don't do that, but what's your point
also wish I could try some of theseseems like fun
>>201356052Pale little freak you areBet you live in your mother's basement only coming up to the surface for dinnerWhat a grim little existence you live
>>201356126The more productive the runts are, the more “meetings” can be had
any lads pay tax on their savings?i've just checked and gone over my 500 quid allowance this yeari don't know how hmrc is going to come rape me for iti also don't know how to avoid paying more fucking tax 200k lad, if you're not a larp, you better advise
>>201356148Don't think that's how it works.Britain just has an awful workplace culture.
>Not an ounce of melanin in my body
>>201356125seething mong cope
acetylene codeinone // oxyacetylene codeinone; Al
>>201356157Can I suggest an accountant
>>201356157you get a jewish accountant
>>201356140no, she sends it down in a dumbwaiter
>>201356157You get 20k allowed in an ISA, don't complain>500 quid allowanceFuck off tarq
Just started wanking x
thank god its already 11AM. my goal is to stay awake all day and night to go to bed at a good, reasonable time. time going quite fast right now :)
>>201356167not really
Train went past some sheeps waking down the path rather than chilling on the fieldWhere are they going I wonder
>>201356217something must've spooked 'em
>>201356217None of your business mate
>>201356210point im making is if you arent self employed or running a business you have no right to complain over your conditionsits all market forces outside your control
>>201356201doing a neet all nighter?
the wikipedia editors of the english page for fanny chmelar forbid any mention of The Chase
>>201356114Actually they might be off to York races
>>201356165100% how it works. I was in a management position. I did nothing all day if everyone else just did their job
to fart, perchance to poo
>>201356246Of course you have the right to complaint about things you don't like about your life that are outside of your control
another dogshit zinger
>>201356248no i just want to be able to stay up a normal amount and also sleep less (even though yesterday i went to bed at like 10PM and woke up at 8AM still). i guess its weird that wanting to spend more time awake has made me want the hours to go by faster
>>201356236hmm... nekkers, gotta be
stuck to my guns and never used the last threada thread sans edition is no thread at allsimple as
>>201356263And you're part of the reason Britain is a shitholeComplete waste of overpaid labour
fun science fact:neanderthal male and homo sapiens female couldn't produce sonwhile homo sapiens male and neanderthal female could produce both son and daughterone of the reasons why neanderthal gradually go extinct
>>201356299good lad, can't give these lazy new makers the satisfaction
>>201356299Imagine caring in any way about OP
Off to Eboracum today
going to book some flights and upgrade the ol' telephone today
https://x.com/sahir2k/status/1771912328465768900
gator boots and the suits is the clothes like a pimp
>>201356308god did it
Wind up watches are so cool. It’s like a little creature that lives on your wrist
>>201356285Take your earning potential into your own hands and don't kiss the boots of bosses who don't care about you
anti BNP government said that actually hating indians is ok, so all of the normies are suddenly racist. wonder what else the normies think but dont say
new uniqlo website is the worst website I have ever used
>>201356157>not putting it in an isaLad I got a grand alone this year from the cash ISA, don't be a wally.
>>201356329https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oejZKuaukig?
>>201356415give me a grand thats like 6 months of bennies
>>201356328bender
>>201356415I'm on track to earn about 2.3k in interest from my Cash ISA in April 2025it lush
>>201356452give me a grand
>>201356425not sure what that pic of mao zedong has to do with this
>>201356307Agree with you 100%. Not sure why you're blaming me though
>>201356424Probably a week of bennies you 100stone dole scrounger.>>201356452Get innnnn - Coventry?
Love pork me. So much better than chicken
We need price deflation.
>>201356415i have been a wally, actuallyjust done some research, getting on the 5.2% trading212 one nowi put off doing this because of 0% interest rates but now the taxman is doing my bollocks in
>>201356478ok fatty
>>201355535Don't agree
>>201356491alri lee
I built up my Cash ISA in 2018-2022 when rates were terribleBut who's laughing now? got 53k in there earning 5% interest
Chest painsberg on a mad one
Uhhh YAWN
just found a poo in my arse!
>>201356518give me 2500 pounds?
is tuneslad in?got any tunes for us ?
>>201356317Stop appropriating our language
>>201356493>getting on the 5.2% trading212 one nowT212 ISA? I made a good chunk on the stocks isa there
>>201356518That's too much really, should have capped it and started paying into a S&S
>>201356522angina... :( angina pectoris from huffing based aerosols or from medications maybe?
Reckon if I have a nap my depression might be gone when I wake up. Hasn’t worked yet but it could
>>201356561just the cash one for me
>>201356575have you tried not being depressed?
>>201356566Don’t know what that is. Not a tranny
>>201356565I do now. But cash is safer and I didn't know about stocks and shares ISA then.
>>201356518Lmao you fucking retard, you're paying tax on more than half of that interest, may as well put it in a non-ISA fixed saver
>>201356538why were they so into big shoulders
Oh great so now Tobey's a cardiologist
Slept 9 hours. Didn’t drink last night. Feeling fresh. Feeling a clue.
>>201356630>you're paying taxNo I'm not, it's tax free. No point investing in non-ISA accounts unless you hit the 20k limit.
>>201356575Cheer up you miserable cunt
>>201356636probably the same reason they were in the 80s
>>201356589Might give it a go if the nap idea doesn’t work.Thanks handsome
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTzpFvl0F7Y
cock wanking
>>201356654You need to educate yourself you tard, fucking hell
if i spent 100 dollars on 4 shirts would that be too crazy
l se ahe uec dlh if o
all of youshut the fuck up
>>201356644you only need 7.5/8 hours sleep max, 9 is excessive
>>201356664np x
>>201356198Just finished wanking x It was a good wank, strong, penis did its part throughout
Whenever Johhny Ferns start banging on about their retirement schemes I'm reminded of how not-retarded our superannuation funds are
>>201356688that seems reasonable if they're decent quality
>>2013566947.5/8 for feeling rested, 9+ for the beautifying effect
just had a mental idea to blend up bananas in my blender
take a showerhit the weightsdo a poo
>>201356694sleep debt innithaven’t had a full nights rest all week
>>201356677Any interest earned from ISAs is tax free, moron. Whatever you save each year remains tax free.You can become an ISA millionaire given time.
>>20135667017
ah, my crepes are done
>>201356717add some milk and cocoa powder
might rewatch arrested developmentonly the first 3 seasons
>>201356730sleep debt isnt real
*pisses on your crepes**tosses a match into the pan*
>>201356779Yes it is
>>201356759is cocoa with banans good
>>201356788no it isnt
>>201356779sleep expert are you
feeling wiggly
Owe the sandman several months in sleep debt and I can’t keep up with the interest
>>201356766i couldn't get into that
>>201356766never seen it, don't like jason bateman
>>201356815...yh
doing quite the poo. quite the poo indeed.
Owning a car is fucking amazingImagine the freeing feeling it gives youUnreal
>>201356803yh
>>201356803*Offers you a banana with a shiny brown coating*
cake me back to constantinople
>>201356858dont believe you
>>201356853yeah don’t rub it in
>>201356834you don't really need to it's an ensemble show
Looking at the rain, thinking back to good memories of the gran hotel bali
>>201356853depends on situation if you're out in the country 100%in a city it's a bit of a hassle
>>201356862Bun it's Istanbul knot Constantinople
ketchup for chicken nuggetsyay or nay?
>>201356862rorkes cake
>>201356853Mines been parked on the side of the road for months. Nowhere to go :/
>>201356899sweet n sour man me
>>201356903Go for a trip to a lakeside ladA country pubUp a mountainWhy not
>>201356921driving to pubs is a bit grim can only have one drink or max 2
only good thing about winter is the kino mornings when it’s all frosty and quiet and there’s that crisp smell in the air otherwise it’s miserable
>>201356899>ketchupno, for anything
>>201356926Pussy
>>201356853that feeling fades very quickly when you realise it's just a bottomless pit for money
>>201356853Yep, and this liberal civil servant soybug wants to tax people based on how many miles they drive and track them with GPS.https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2024/07/08/labour-must-consider-pay-per-mile-road-tax/retrofit%20anything.Physiognomy Test: Failed.
>>201356926you can have one drinkthen a cokethen anotherthen a halfso simple
>>201356943retard
>>201356947your mums arse is a bottomless pit for cock
rorke caked up
>brits get their holidays from the banks
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willard,_MissouriThis place exists?
>>201356926you’ll truly make excuses for anything won’t you?
>>201356947Money comes money goes, time however does notAnyway all hobbies cost money don't they
The Resolution Foundation are JewishMarxists who want to tax working class drivers so their soybug fantasy can be fulfilled.
>>201356950shit nobody cares about
>>201352605>>201352605>>201352605
real new>>201357018>>201357018>>201357018
>>201356971>Although the town remains relatively small in size, the city of Willard has undergone considerable growth in recent years and still continues to grow.
>>201356950BEVs trash the roads more than lighter ICE cars and you can't simply tax fuel to cover the hypothecated cost of running them so it's either that or push up everyone's taxes
>>201357006hope you realise people have done this shit gimmick before
>>201356157What I don't put into my ISAs I leave in my company account and find some way to write it off as an expense based on spending from my personal account I can bullshit as 'business related'. Then when I want the money for something, I just 'reimburse' myself from my business account. I also have a bunch of 'agreements' with my business to take money out tax free - I 'rent' office space from myself at a high rate because it's a convenient location (garden office) and I 'lease' my second hand shitbox car to my business for £750 a month. Just get creative
>>201356956I may be a retard, madame, but in the morning I shall be sober
