/brit/
https://www.amazon.co.uk/ancient-white-cattle-Britain-descendants/dp/B0000CIO3OLads should I drop £100 on this?
>>201359008
>>201358985if you want to suredifficult to know how much this book means to you or how much £100 is for youlooks a bit scruffy imo
Arise, my Soul.
unions have a strong presence in aus and every worker here is better off for it
hardest part about organising a young socialist meeting isn’t getting everyone to agree politically it’s finding a pub with carpets and velour seats in an area they’re not too scared to hang around in
i have cake :)
>>201359026Yeah probably won't buy it from that specific seller, there's other places for a similar price in better condition by the looks of itI do really want the cattle book and the esoteric knowledge that lies within but £100 is a lot
(8) sometimes i feel lik;e i want to jump out of a helicopter when im looking at you (8)
i blame lidl's bakery for my expanding waistline
um............ hi
a 40 year old "man" posted this:>>201359104
lid on my chinky chinaman ramen bowl just broke
wearing cool water cos it's raining outsidelmao
>>201359143hi cutie
youtube recommendations full of chudjak video game contentneed to sort myself out
>>201359050im guilty of this atleast when i was younger
having a hot drink to cool me down
>>201359144wrecked that cunt
non conscious cucknadian:eatsleepseetherepeat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BT_83vSP1es
>>201359144he posts wrong info about himself as opsec
going to get some lunch in a bitbit of bread and cheese and i think dad might have sorted me out with a wee quiche from M&S
>>201359200your dad pisses on quiches?
>>201359224done that scottish freak
wank and a nap for me been up since 10
(8)She looks like a supermodelI got one speed full throttleWe going out tomorrow (8)
went to a church service thing in the city and it was 90% filipinos and vietnamese, pastor guy was latinx, like 2 or 3 old white people
Bring it back
you and me baby we'll be fucking like gorillas
>>201359284Yeah?
Met a nice pengting from devon
(8) booboo dont touch me (8)
>>201359284tiny cock and all, i assume
>>201359280
might pour a nice glass of milk
>>201359345bit cruel isn't it
>>201359345no you won'tbe quiet
>>201359345better be whole milk
Coomers ruined ASMR.
Wish I lived alone again so I could be naked all day. Sick of this clothing bollocks
>>201359280I’ve got a couple of zesty berries you can suck on if you fancy mate x
>>201359390was pretty fucking terrible to being with
I had this autistic sperglord mate and in year 7 he got punched after trying to start a fight with some mongy emo kids and it was really humiliating for himI think this is a big reason why I was a conflict-avoidant pussyhole in secondary school
>>201359420blog on boreasaurus rex
>>201359438diego wont shag you mate
if you dont get asmr tingles you are a subhuman
>>201359448bodied dat incel lol
>>201359448...how do you know
>>201359448?whos that?
>>201359452you wanna get yourself into nature and listen to the world around you kid
>>201359483howling done that incelk
deegster is having a golden era rn yesterday was a real vintage diego day
>>201359483sure love nature >>201359501how have i been done?
>>201359513fr frphilosophy theology music all at once pure TASTE
Corr yeah alright
might go for a long walk in the beautiful city of Sydney tomorrow lads
>>201359537love how zesty they wrote quiche
>>201359537uh where is the ramsay
>>201359537>doesnt list protein why
>>201359541whereabouts lets meet x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSII-z4js1M&list=LL&index=1
>Man Poonited
danny welbeck leaving man u well blacked aha
>>201359662did the african kick the ball?
mad that danny welblack is still playing and scoring in 2024
>>201359626thinking of doing the hermitage foreshore walk and taking a cheeky dip in the ocean
>>201359696more carbs than a carbonara
>>201359696the gay porn lunch as it were
feeling a coca cola slushie todaytried and true
>>201359696gay ploughmans
dinosaurs become way less cool when you think about how crocodiles and alligators resemble them and have a common ancestor, yet no one really thinks they're all that just giant alligators walking on 2 or 4 feet, glad i dont have to see that out my window everyday
>>201359696Grim slop that’s perfect for the obese autistic incel with no friends
>>201359796thought dinos had feathers
>>201359796shut up bitchi saw jurassic park in theaters and it was the coolest shit i'll ever seen
/hr/ sinking to new levels>>>/hr/4914006
>>201359420being a pussyhole is better than losing a fight in 80% of cases tbf
>>201359696>wypipo food:skull:
>>201359796How many feet do alligators walk on?
>>201359835any fitties?
>>201359860Depends how far they travel
>>201359696reckon you need more butter on your bread
>>201359821your bald head could do with some feathers
>>201359796
corr fancy a quiche now. but for me, its always quiche lorraine
>>201359860obviously four but i wanted to make a distinction for different types of dinos and everyone thinks of them as swimmers anyway
reckon there was loads of way cooler dinos that we just don't have fossils for so we have no idea they even existed
>>201359922lad in work microwaves these (reckon they need oven cooked) and squirts garlic mayo over it after always put me off trying one
quite mad how god populated the planet with dinosaurs knowing full well they'd all be horribly killed by an asteroid
And for pudding? More carbs of course
>>201359922my mum’s name is lorraine and she used to make it when i was a kid, for years i thought it was just her recipe that was only known in our family until i saw it in shops
>>201359977looks sad
>>201359977What is your height and weight?Why did you stop pretending to have moved to Spain?
>>201359977needs butter
>>201359977Scraniel Beddingfield
I think the middle stages of the Kanto starters are the best IMO.
>>201360015mental how badly he mindraped you
>>201359977Get it toasted and buttered lad ffs
>>201360053counterpoint: combusken
Remember deadliest warrior?
my lunch x
>>201360053reckon you still have a cock and balls
>>201360125white scran
>>201360124white tits
4chan is a net negative in my life
>>201360205See you tomorrow mate
i want sex
might fry some spam cut up into bite size pieces and dip them into mustardberg as a football snackoid
>>201360236See you later mate.
is it good to put olive oil in your hair
>>201360245aye sounds decentjust big standard spam or one of the speciality spam variations?
>>201360245Wasn’t the quiche and the bread and the hot cross bun enough for you mate?
The Chase, Rape and Pillage.
>>201360272will make your hair fall out
Football's shite
>>201360308really now
>>201360272No need mate you’re already extra virgin
Might not eat all day then eat 2000 calories of assorted brown frozen food cooked on a tray for 20-30 minutes at 180c in a fan oven
>>201360320yh
I do not deserve sex.
>>201359977What is your height and weight?Why did you stop pretending to be black and have moved to Belgium?
>>201360364uhm...pige
>>201360338do this sometimesquite nice to just scran a big bowl of chips and plate of frozen goods in bed
I deserve sex. (I have no evidence to support these claims please don’t ask)
I deserve a nice cosy cuddle with a pretty woman and loads of soft animals
fucking hell ive become such a normie.
reina rae sex arse
>>201360036>everyone posting their food in /brit/ is me now
You blokes got windows?
Rotation of embarrassing things I've done taking turns gangbanging my mind
my height? 6'my weight? 76kgno i do not know my height in metricno i do not know my weight in imperial
>>201360410aye one or twolook out of them sometimes
>>201360420Twink
>>201360410Yeah windows 10 ltsc though x
doing a silly
>>201360420SEX
>>201360420You looked about 5’10 when I saw you. Don’t lie
>>201360415When you lost your mind over Aisha bantering you, that was probably the worst lol
>>201360420uhm..sex
>>201360436mad isn't it
>>201360410My 2 bed flat has 7
Mad how people from THE SOUF act superior to northerners, like they're living in some utopia because their salaries are higher and they pay £7 for a pint.Like nigga I've been to London lmao, nigga it's a couple of hours on the train haha, NIGGA I SEE HOW YOU LIVE.Also mad how people unironically still use the term "midlands" as a cope because they're southerners in spirit. You have the north and you have the south.Birmingham? Midlands? FUCK OFF. It's south as fuck, basically London but somehow filthier and more depressing. It needs to stop now.I am white by the way x
>>201360468least mentally ill '190' obsessor
>>201360481yeah?
>>201360481we don't use language like that here matejog on
>>201360276got spam or the one with bacon
>>201360481Unfunny post
>>201360480Don't see how that's possible at all
norweigan niggas be paying like 10 pounds for a pint how do they live ffs
which one of you is 190which one of you is speado
just did a gargantuan shite the kind that’s left me feeling so stretched and empty it’s a mixture of slight pain but also relief
>Police manhunt under way in Germany after three killed at diversity festival
need to use up the bacons, sausages, and ground beef in the fridge
when i was in elementary school and heard about tea time, i was led to believe that the entire UK stops what they are doing and just drinks a cup of tea
>>201360546What as in it's too many or too few?
>>201360546my 2 bedroom apartment also has 7 + a balcony door
>>201360583Catching up on the olds are we lad?
screaming
>>201360588>ground beefFOY
get yourself some cheap pints
away to crack open a can of tizer the great british pop
>>201360588>ground beefbiggest FOY of my life
>>201360583Rorke NO!
>>201360634Scraniel!!
>>201360632travelling to a country that shares a border with ukraine in a couple of weeks
>>201360632Colombia is spelled wrong.
>>201360632only place on that list I'd visit would be Vietnam
>>201360617something slightly demonic about this
>>201360632Diego has been to all of these countries (he's a paedo sex tourist you see)
growing up i was obsessed with living in a house that had a fully internal room in the middle of it, a room whose every wall was an internal wall. no windows or anything. in my mind, it would be the maximally cosy and secure feeling to be in that room.
>>201360619bet that room fucking stinks
wish i was a woman
>>201360663'
>>201360632difficult to take this map seriously when they can't spell colombia
>>201360679good post
>diversity festival
>>201360679so a bathroom, or more specifically a half bath
diego scrambling after khazak steppe children on all fours
Rorke taking two rennies after seeing at a video of a policeman being grinded on at Notting Hill Carnival
>>201360713
>>201360663the nonce>>201360679the nonced
>>201360666>demonichang on
>>201360722schreaming
Obsessed with that little Chinese fella on TikTok who gives feng shui tips
taking a half shower
>>201360632Might move to Nigeria.*surreptitiously queries google an unrelated question*DEFINITELY moving to Nigeria.
hate it when people do that throat noise when they think something is mildly funny or amusing
>>201360756Good isn't he
>ywn do the graveyard shift at a flyover state gas station
>>201360772glucking? or glarking?
>>201360779you could LITERALLY do that RIGHT NOW
>>201360779sounds like a good way to have a horror film happen to you
just had an orgasm
>>201359696Rorkeslop
>>201360807pics?
>>201360807are you a white woman
Is Evil Walsh still posting here
>2 nights in a row completely sobergrim beyond belief
>>201360772Vocaroo it for us la
>>201359696>>201359786
you think you the shit bitchyou not even that fart
>>201360829whats grim about that
>>20136041022 panes of glass in my house that could all qualify as windows
>>201360714Vindicated
Hippos really don't get the credit they deserve in the animal kingdom.Hasbro did irreparable damage to their rep
>>201360840want a tipple
>>201360859love baby hippos
>>201360859Corr imagine him shagging your missus
Mrs sucked my willy last night. Was quite nice.
>>201360859why'd you post a pic of rorkes mum?
>>201360871animal nonce
>>201359977State of that tellyState of that fake fireplaceState of that plateDo you live in a retirement home?
>>201360871
cock wanking
>>201360842A mirror is not a window.
Would kill myself if someone somehow revived my old Myspace profile from 2008 and shared the photos
>>201360897Very judgmental post lad
Just got done with a two day wine, weed and wanking bender. Willy is a bit raw and head is a bit fuzzy but otherwise feeling pretty good.
Grim how there are adults who watch football every weekend
>tfw obese and gay
>>201360894>>201360903
What does ASMR stand for?
>>201360926Alri granddad
>>201360926used to post ‘emotional’ blogs there and photos of me in eyeliner dreading if any of it exists somewhere
>>201360632Just been to vietnam and it is not 79p a pint
>>201360961That is quite sexy to be fair
>>201360941chins up mate
Used to be able to get my bellend in my mouth and tickle it with my tongue but now I'm way off without practice and I've got a beer belly which gets in the way. I'm about 3 or 4 inches away now. I think it's a sign I need to get back to the gym x
>>201360961Does look like it would feel nice
ah yes; the ball.kicked, was it? fascinating.
>>201360903>>201360961
Ukraine. Our land. Given by God. Kissed by the sun. Rocked by the winds. Tempered by fire. Defended by its sons and daughters.It cannot be mistaken for anything else.It can never be given away to anyone.Happy Independence Day of Ukraine!
left the house in the 'irkenstocks and socks now it's raining and my feet are wet :/
>>201361003had several dreams of sucking my own knobule to the point of spaffing in my mouth
>>201360679Gf's grandad has one of these in the US, wood paneled, a room off of the basement. It would be comfy if not for the hundreds of photos he'd haphazardly affixed to the walls of distant family members taken in the 60s and 70s
>>201360916I didnt include mirrors. I have 4 mirrors.
>>201361023Bit fucking stupid wasn't it
Got a callous on my little finger from where I hold my phone :/
>>2013610504 mirrors??
>>201360928Yeah it is
>Gf's grandad has one of these in the US, wood paneled, a room off of the basement. It would be comfy if not for the hundreds of photos of child sex crimes he'd committed in the 60s and 70s
>>201360978The only relief is that I put the photos through so many filters to make them look more emo I doubt you could even tell it was me
>>201361065SameProbably a sign innit
Sitting down :/
>>201361058hi frenwhere you been
>>201360679is this a representation of the deep closet you are in?
>>201361068Yes. 4 mirrors. 2 bathroom mirrors. a small mirror for shaving and putting in my contact lenses. and a full length mirror downstairs to check that I look good before leaving the house.
In the wood room
>putting in my contact lensesGrim
>>201360679Always wanted a house that was deep in the wilderness with huge windows all around and a wraparound porch Needed to be so remote you had to take a seaplane to reach the mountain lake it was at
in the torture chamber getting flayed
*bangs my head against the wall in the corner of the thread making groaning and sobbing noises*
ah yes very good also don’t post the nigger word or you will be banned
>>201361147>a full length mirroryou're a poofy la la
>>201361124
>>201361164Why don't you contact some women specscel
Tottenham XI: Vicario; Porro, Romero, Van de Ven, Udogie; Bissouma, Maddison; Johnson, Kulusevski, Odobert; Son. Everton XI: Pickford; Dixon, Keane, Tarkowski, Mykolenko; Gueye, Iroegbunam; Harrison, Doucoure, McNeil; Calvert-Lewin.
>>201361189the gfberg bought it and taught me how to match clothes and colours
>>201360978same but I used to post pictures of my knob and arse on gay forums for benders to ogle
>>201361189You don’t leave your room let alone your house I bet you’ve “forgotten” to brush your teeth more than once this past week the fuck would you need a mirror for right? Nothing good to see in yours anyway.
>>201361231just pick one colour and dress in itmonday is yellow daytuesday is green dayand so on
>>201361164I feel a bit naked without my contacts.
>chins upchuckled at this
sucking a gay penis
>>201361177I always wanted one of these but aside from not being able to afford it, I have paranoia that I will fall down the stairs or something and if I need an ambulance it will take fucking ages to get there and I'll just die.Have I ever needed to call an ambulance? Nope, because I'm not 95 years old but I just can't shake it. I always think if I won a big lottery like the Euromillions (prize money is normally like £80+ million) I'd buy a small island to develop on it but I'd want to pay a doctor or something to live on it with me like some paranoid freak show. The cunt would be sat there for decades just drinking on the private beach with nothing to do but I'd at least have the peace of mind.
>>201361264lol no that would be ridiculous
seen more cocks than all my ancestors combinedmad when you think about that
I have better than perfect vision
>>201361189huge projection
>>201361312No evidence of this
Man City XI: Ederson; Lewis, Akanji, Dias, Gvardiol; Kovacic, De Bruyne, Bernardo; Savinho, Haaland, Doku.Ipswich XI: Muric; Tuanzebe, Woolfenden, Greaves, Davis; Morsy, Luongo; Johnson, Szmodics, Hutchinson; Delap.
>>201361312What about your great great grandfather, Harry the Homo
>>201361312doubt it. humans would walk about in the buff more frequently at all times in history compared to now
>>201361357just one cock a lot of times wasn't it
>>201361341Whoops think you're lost x>>>/sp/
Huge HUGE game going on with the top two in the league battling it out to see who will be top of the premier league and nobody is talking about it
>>201361398football is british culturein fact it's probably the single most significant british cultural export in the history of britain
honestly i'm essentially, quintessentially even, rust from true detective. i have a tiny little mirror i stare into and i mow people's lawns
>>201361414Don't watch football, sorry pal
Got the Esports World Cup on :3No footy for me this weekend de lids
>>201361341wonder who has the biggest knob
>>201361439you need expand your viewing habits behind gay porn pal its not good for you
>>201361288bit gay, that
Crystal Palace XI: Henderson; Richards, Riad, Guehi; Munoz, Wharton, Lerma, Mitchell; Edouard, Mateta, Eze.West Ham XI: Areola; Coufal, Mavropanos, Kilman, Emerson; Rodriguez, Paqueta, Soucek; Bowen, Antonio, Kudus.
>>201361474hs?
>>201361432Nah, it's barely British anymore, sorry pal
I am River Tam from firefly
>>201361482wonder who has the biggest knob
>>201361438got a tiny little cock and two mini bollocks as well
>>201361302KTIMAs I got older I realized how impractical it’d be and if I were ever that rich to have something that wasn’t just a shack in the woods (could actually afford one of those now) it’d take forever to save the money, plan, and build. I’d be too old to enjoy it and probably die shortly after it’s constitution. >private physicianI want one too but have given up on the remote wilderness part If I were rich I’d just make something like Xanadu with an enormous walled estate
need a good co-op game to play with gfberge.something like a rpg type game. but not limited to that. any suggestions?
My life is a flat circle.
>>201361472Footballs more bent than gay porn
New>>201359008>>201359008>>201359008
Just spent £850 on speakers. I cannot stop consooming!
>>201361414
didn't know they sold games down the co op
>>201361553What did you get?
>>201361554Don’t know what this means
