Arkansas edition
just learned that its common in america to wear a hat inside your own house all dayreally stating go get sick of yanks
>>201359050and shoesthey're nuts
anti union freak has no idea what unionism has done for himstupid capitalist accelerationist andrew tate wanker
i saw a YouTuber open up a microwave and sit next it it with his hand over the top of the microwave and he was ok afterwards
>>201359082*for nowpeople live long lifes lad
>>201359098cant that bad then if youre still putting that people live long livescheckmate
I've really done some sexual assault on that guys brain
i love Canada
HELLO FATHER
>>201359231good fillum was that
going to join the Red Cross but as the guy that makes the disasters happen
ahhh another beautiful weekend to sit in your smelly childhood bedroom samefagging about your iq scores
>>201359464this is youhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/NAqjb8Q16VE
I use Brave browser
>>201359560my mouse is Logitech and i use threads nobody else is using
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dRlDmPR3Gk
>shortszoomer faggot kys
I CRI
where is the real thread
ive been thinking about it and the machine code which sends if you click on an on-screen object in a game is probably just setting a value to 1 or "true" to update a registry
every now and then during a thread split a bunch of normal posters go in one thread and all the freaks end up in the other oneas soon as they realise they can't abuse normal posters with their dogshit personalities they go in a panic
>>201360009get your cravat out for the lads
>>201360009more like the bullies realize they dont have their lolcows and thus have nothing to say, so they go right back to the "other" thread
>>201360172you two are nuts
NIGGA IM NUTS
190 and his 5ft6 gf
HIYAAAAAAA
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/u9TlyEwcHNg
i will not eat it!
might go the 'sco
might replay gta iv
>>201361516my testes are precisely the same size and weight and yet one of my legs is quite a bit shorter than the other, doctor can't make sense of it
>>201361584snipers nightmare
just have a wardrobe filled with the same outfit over and over like homer simpson
https://files.catbox.moe/zi7w1h.mp4
Little glass of coke zero for me
lol man poo shited has a n word who was offside when there was no need for it
>>201361656
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>>201361656reminds me of visiting granbergs house before she died
Fulham XI: Leno; Tete, Diop, Bassey, Robinson; Lukic, Pereira; Traore, Smith Rowe, Iwobi; Rodrigo Muniz. Leicester XI: Hermansen; Justin, Vestergaard, Faes, Kristiansen; Winks, Ndidi; Fatawu, Buonanotte, De Cordova-Reid; Vardy.
>>201361583the best gta
they call me the paki of tower hamletssometimes also the tower hamlets wog
tnt sports expects me to pay 30 quid a month for the privilege of watching one premier league game a weekmental how brazen they are with their rip offs and even more mental there’s mongs out there that will pay it without a second thought
>>201361731for me it's gta v
I love how if I was ever asked for an interesting fact about myself I have a wealth of options>I speak russian>I do taekwondo >I'm doing a STEM degree >I work at ALDIWhereas the average /Brit/ incel has to resort to shit like>Um...I can eat 19 mars bars in one sitting
Kyle Hill (YT) wants to have eaten potassium iodine so bad with those eyebrows
>>201361649Hate it when Uniqlo change things and I can't buy the exact shirt I bought 5 years ago
>>201361747champions league as welland you get eurosport and discovery plus stuffit's arguably a better deal than sky is
>>201361763know this feelhave some great shorts with a massive hole in them and i cant find the same model
>>201361761is working in aldi interesting? my work is more interesting than that and it's still megaboring
>>201361761what about the fact that you have a willy?
need a good co-op game to play with gfberge.something like a rpg type game. but not limited to that.any suggestions?
no you cantyou cant eat 19 mars bars in one sitting
>>201361761you dont speak russian, you dont do any martial art, you are a neet who plays out characters on 4chan all day
>>201361761Should google the word interesting there lad
mental how many sports simply would not exist if rubber didn't exist
>>201361812reckon i could if push came to shove
>>201361809play phantasy star online together on the ephinea private server
>>201361827nah. wed just use metal cans or something throw them at each other
What's all this about the Shroud of Turin then.
come on mcsauceanaybail us out here
>>201361827yeh because sport only started happening after rubber was invented
Sacked tranny on lesson 2 of the duolingo Russian course and trying to karate chop his cock off when he gets one wrong.
>>201361888almost funny post if the second part was about the karate and talking about it in a low way
>>201361873Nobody knows. Shrouded in mystery
>>201361888xbardly welsh laughing
>>201361909Never insult me again.
some niggers like basketball, others don't some niggers like hip hop, others don'tall niggers are violent thieves without exception
imagine paying for streaming services or television packages
>>201361888Don't use Duolingo and I don't do karate either.
>>201361882literally every ball sport only exists because of rubber in the balls that makes them sporty
>>201361928wow at least you didnt get mad for me explaining jokes (which doesnt make them funny)
>>201361939false
Very tempted to upgrade to Playstation Plus Premium. I've had Essential for years and the upgrade is only an £6 a month. It would save me buying games.
>>201361953It was a funny post, capiche?
gay fart porn
>>201361972what games do you like?
Watched a lot of YouTube before but now I don't watch a lot of YouTube.
GUYS!I fucked a guy like 20 min ago and he told me to come straight from my class to his house. I warned him, "Its a risk"THEN he was going at it and I FARTED!!!!!!!!!!!HE SAID IT WAS OKAY AND NOT TO WORRY ABT ITWHEN HE FINSIHED I WIPED DOWN AND I REALIZED THERE WAS SHITI AM SO EMBARESSEDHE HUGGED ME AND SAID NOT TO WORRY AND CALLED ME BEAUTIFUL!HOW DO I GET OVER THE EMBARESSMENT AND IS IT AS BAD AS I THINK IT IS?!
>>201361993Generally RPGs but I'm open to all genres really. Been thinking about playing GTA San Andreas since it's been over a decade since I last played it.
mental how shite rashford is
>>201362024yeah?
>>201361974nh it wasnt. sorry!
>went to homebargains and bought household items i've needed>put away my washed clothes>vacuumed the floorhave you had a productive morning lads?
>>201362067can't say that though, it's the woke mob you see...
garden centre
>>201362067bit racist
i'm gay
>>201362096garden centre parmi and some VBBBBBBBBB
>>201362083had a decent wank, so yes
>>201362113ever wanked off a gay penis
>>201362067More like Gashford
i should spent the rest of my days locked in a padded cell
>>201362083yes lad >removed this huge branch that got blown off yesterday night >fixed some shite with our horses >organised my wardrobe>laundry >vacuumed around the house with the miss cleaning been a good day so far
>>201362002What do you do instead?
Very lowkey rub and tug establishment opened near my house. May have to sample.
doing a little gay porn dance
take benzos to work up the nerve to go to the brothel mefirst i pop the xanny, then i shag the fanny
>>201362168>>201362169
>>201362164corrr that pussy
doing a Iittle gay porn dance
>>201362185:|
travesty how every single girl shaves their fanny nowadays
might go for an incel pint later
watched the raimi spiderman trilogy the other day lads, the dip in quality from 2 to 3 is immediate and jarring to say the least
Did a peng poo. Straight out, minimal wiping
>>201362149a clue gained. good lad.
>>201362151open a new tabwrite in a urlload the page upclose the tabthat sort of thing
Craig Pawson kinda reminds me of the guy who plays Dexter's dad
>>201362205just looks so soft and comfy to enter
>>201362238Need a stinky girlfriend
>>201362227living out on the countryside forces the clue to be gained, and i’m very thankful for it
>>201362256youve lost the plot
>manure
>>201362225did a poo that took a turn after exiting and splattered entirely against the side of the bowl
Mouseys dung pouch
>>201362256bit fucked in the head aren’t you
>God makes it a sin to have sex with animals>Gives horses perfect looking vaginasWish Diego was here to make sense of it
>>201362313temptation is a test
want to teleport to 2006 and play runescape again
Yalda Hakim is fucking gorgeous. Was staring at her on the pub telly.
>>201362313have you ever been around a horse before?
wow the fetus breathes in embroic fluid to develop their lungs
>>201362334same lad, let's go together!*teleothers you to deep wilderness*press accept :)
>>201362370Prefer not to say
eating a lemon like an apple
which part of the world has the biggest range of weather from cold to hot
the crowds at these english premier league matches get uglier every yearliterally all homeless people with no teeth. is brighton that bad. i know it is a seaside resort town but i thought it was richer than blackpool or clacton
remember my older sister being suspended from high school for eating a tomato like an apple
can't stop pooing
>>201362406an arse made for a bbc
>>201362403
just had some ready salted chipsticks with chili and herby labnehprettty peng indeed with a good pint of ale
kill yourself
>took shower yesterday evening>drink booze>feel like I haven't showered for 4 days the next dayhate this
>>201362410Football attracts the lowest common demominator
>>201362412corrr bet she did it seductively cause she a whore
>>201362454vaguely ethnic post this
>>201362403we in scandinavia get a varied and broad climate tbqh summers are very enjoyable but, like last year, you could see peaks at +35cvery pronounced winters with anything between gray and rain to deep snow and -20c, and to add we have very distinct springs and falls
>>201362412that's bizarre on both fronts
watching this indian youtuber with like 4 million subs and i dont know how he got so bigisnt very charismatic, good looking, or smart. just talks into a camera at his desk. dont get it
>>201362481Fuck off back to your own general if you love Scandinavia that much
>>201362483think it was the straw that broke the camelback
>>201362449>based on a single location in each countryretarded
>>201362491is it mutahar?
>>201362491probably other indians subscribing to him
>>201362491There's like 2 billion Indians out there. Him having 4 million subs is the equivalent of you having like 100k which isn't that mad regardless of how dull you are
>>201362506fuck up you asked the question i simply gave an unbiased answer
>>201362517then you wont get a straight answer considering few countries have the same temperature throughout
what the fuck a fetus starts drinking and peeing at 8-9 weeks, but all of the fluid is from or goes into the fluid surrounding it
shagging a girl with a willy up your bum
>>201362521yeah lol>>201362527was my assumption as well
>>201362552just use a climate region map
screaming and shitting through every letterbox on my street
ah yes fingerberg, found your way inside my bum again have you?
>>201362553Fucked that libtards are ok with murdering these niggas deep into the pregnancy
>>201362591aw you gross poopy fella
going on hunger strike in my runt cage
>>201362595they're pish fetishists they need to be culled
>>201362491it's like that middle aged japanese fella who sits on a camera talking about how depressed and lonely is despite having a wife and kidsvery bizarre
>>201362619CEO can't take the blame for a delivery driver going rogue
Average yank in /brit/
>>201362655youre the boss and the driver
>>201362670get them filtered
cuddling and snogging a twink in bed
https://is2.4chan.org/b/1724478835021464.jpg
Japanese shoegaze and footy. Problem?
spaffed in the gfs eyes and now they’re all red, which means we’re probably not heading down the local for a pint
>>201362749>slurpy faggi howling
My sister's dog keeps looking at me in a very unsavoury manner
>>201362694Boss sucks on his finger, driver sticks it up his arse; neither party is guilty
It's SaturdayPost cats!
>>201362779In English please
Britpop
>>201362767all japanese music is plagiarized
>>201362806I love the way they contort their bodies.
>>201362621*force feeds you blended runtslop through a nose tube*
>>201362779probably because you’re a cunt
>>201362806little kittyberg, going mental as per
Sweden, is this true?>>>/ck/20777926
>>201362822Everything Japanese is plagiarized. Culture bearers and all that. Still make some kino from time to time.
>>201362806GOOD post
umami. mental how the wily japs invented a whole new type of flavour in the 90s. it's in everything now.
Brains turning into mush. Might just let it happen
>>201362768smack her
https://is2.4chan.org/b/1724494872901850.jpgtim in the ylyl
>>201362882Haha bet he'd love this
im houngry
>>201362863Kudos to the cat for rejecting her attempts at underbody nipple stimulation
>>201362909quiet, pig
>>201362852yeah, ‘negerbollar’ is what we used to call them not allowed anymore because of the woke mob
>>201362806
turned down a night with my mate at the pubfeel bad but he is a moaning faced git and it would just be the 2 of us
workshopping my new personality with the help of Opus Magnum, the highest quality AI chatbot offered by Anthropic
>>201362864called savoury in non pozzed speak
>>201362974At least you have a mate to go with
Just noticed my dad has quite a big round bum
can hear mum doing a big poo
>>201363010can I suck the poo out of it x
remember noncelad
>>201363021Is she fit?
remember original dave
>>201362933People always joke about HP Lovecraft calling his cat niggerman as if that's crazy and proof of his racism but it was extremely common to refer to dark things as niggeresque up until fairly recently. My granny had a black cat called sambo and my granda would be sent to the shops to ask for 'niggerblack' fabric for his mum who was a dressmaker. Neither of them were even remotely racist yet they saw no issue with this in retrospect.
Got pretty bad anterior pelvic tilt so everyone thinks I’m a batty boy
>>201363010>>201363021>>201363029orphanberg rejoicing reading these godawful posts
still mad that my dad has a bigger cock than i do
>>201363029alri mihai
Got the cricket on
I want to be a detective so bad bros.... haven't had a dream in a long time
>>201363065All dads have big williesDead brown too
>>201363053not how berg is used
>>201363052sure that's the only reason?
>>201363081can you make this image smaller
>Certain forms of Jamaican music feature both homophobic and extremely violent themes. One such example of this is the 1992 dancehall hit "Boom Bye Bye" by Buju Banton which contains lyrics that advocate the killing of gay men.[5] The pejorative chi chi man forms the title of a T.O.K. song about killing gay men and setting them on fire; it was the Jamaican Labour Party's 2001 theme song.[5] In the following year, the People's National Party similarly based their slogan "Log On to Progress" on Elephant Man's track "Log On" which likewise features some violent and homophobic lyrics (e.g. "step pon chi chi man", i.e. "stomp on a faggot").[5]Didn’t know this
>>201363098shan’t be taking lessons from a lad who sucks poo out a dads arse
>>201363093
>>201363115I'll see what I can do.
texted my crush
>>201363157'
BENI BENI BENIDORM PARMI
>>201363093Noticed my willy had been getting bigger and browner as I age
something distinctly grim about seeing a group of three people out and about
im an aussieboo
>>201363126Must be a LOT of DL battymen operating out there if anti-battyism is such a prominent motif. Must be a LOT of DL battymen in Africa too given that it's extremely rare to contract aids from the passive partner in sex (ie for a man to contract it from an infected woman). Far more likely for both men and women to contract it from infected men.
>>201363198You're distinctly grim
>>201363198yeah must be awful having mates, lucky you
TASMANIApooASMANIAPOOOO
find it funny how leftypols would never, ever travel to places like uganda, sudan, pakistan, india, nigeria because they are scary and dangerous places but see no issue in letting undocumented migrants from these places in by the masses
>>201363239Lefty birds love India
get the poo eaten
>>201363239well said
i was talking with someone and an admin (who doesnt like me) talked and said something, about what i just said, and i basically had to shut up so i didnt get in trouble, and i got a pain in the back of my head - a physical pain like id been hit in the back of the head with it being a bit cold too
>>201363209Spent the last 20 minutes trying to comprehend this post, still lost in the reeds.
>>201363270until they go and get raped
>>201363270they loe the yoga and spiritual "aesthetic" so they can look all enlightened and cultured, doubt they'd love the filthy, festering streets filled with rickshaws and hordes of indian men trying to grope them
embattling a poo
Might stop noticing things. Reckon it’s making me racist
and one of the moderators doesnt like me because he was trying to silence my words about lucifer, so i called him the antichrist and he went offline
>>201363296He's saying there must be a lot of not out gay people in Jamaican and African communities
>>201363291take your meds schizolad
>>201363339racist? get therapy asap
>>201363270Can't lie it does seem kino and has a really strong allure but fuck me is it a tip. I saw a clip of Myanmar recently and this Indian dude from New Delhi commented about how despite being a war torn impoverished nation, the streets were clean af, traffic was orderly and the people were courteous and gave you space. He concluded that Indians must just be inherently uncivilized as they really have no excuse.
>>201363341cool story, bro
listening to tchaikovsky
>>201363342wonder what would happen if you made a new country populated entirely by gay africans
>>201363357don't interact with him
going to be sitting in my house bored to fucking tears tonight since i've took a weekend off the drinktrying to be a good boy you see. gaining a clue if you will.
>>201363346in poet Dantes inferno (im not schizophrenic by the way and poet Dante says that "poets are able to make two seemingly inanimate objects talk to each other") he says that "evil is the absence of good" rather than it be one "thing" and im not a schizo im a poet
6 hour session of Monk down the eye holes
My laptop suddenly turned itself off and now it won't turn on again, even after trying to recharge itFuck technology
>>201363371*gestures broadly towards London*
DIE FAHNE HOCH
im not a schizo, just a leo, and a poet. and also the thing about the painting of the man touching fings with god - our glands
>>201363410you've been done
>>201363410Oh yeah? Well how are you currently posting on 4chan?*group of black men go "OHHHH-H"*
Diego being based.. nay, bVsed, today!!!
>>201363434mousey mate can you start using a name again please?
>>201363410Turn it off and on again
mental how horoscopes were nearly defeated, astrology was a fringe cult, then the iphone was invented
If you had the choice of being born in Berlin, Germany or London, UK on the first of June, 1999 - which one would you pick bongs?Assume your parents would be German if you picked Germany
>>201363410battery has packed in. easy to replace
>>201363410remove CMOS battery, laptop battery, hold the power button for 2-3 seconds and let it charge again. also are you on Windows and have let the computer go into sleep mode with the laptop plugged in?
>>201363461you arent worth the 300 words (which you wouldnt read) or the enjoyment i would not get for typing that out, unlike others
Quitting caffeine and i’ve genuinely never felt so bad in my entire lifeLiterally exhausted 24/7, like i need a nap every two hours. Horrible, might give in and chug a monster, don’t know if i can take it
>>201363468Germans are robots with no sense of humour and I'm quite fond of a bit of banter
Eating shit
>>201363468Berlin obviously so that I could have German parents. Superior race and all that.
>>201363517so taper down
Why does my phone say "unknown number" when I call someone?
>>201363558kek did this once, felt like an absolute poof, but the nipple chafing had to be addressed
BottlesWithoutShitcunts aye no yapping wife to tell you to "stop drinking" anymore. not for this guy
They might move to China.
This shit website is the sole witness to Mousecunt's dismal existence. He does not want you easily filtering him from being seen. He uses 4chan as a social network platform.
>>201363383get the noirs watched
>>201363594>america is brokenholy cope batman
>>201363594erm, isnt that side of the spectrum the "eat the rich" type? do they only want violence then, if they arent happy with those people just fucking off?
>>201363517yeh as a caffeine addict i cant quit because of thatused to take 600mg pre workout with ephredrine because i read on /fit/ like 10 years ago that was a good "cutting" stack. now im on 200mg daily for as long as i can remember. hell of a drug
Why is my bank balance only showing £2.38
>>201363631broke mong
>>201363631Corr giz a quid
what happens when you run out of money?
>>201363606you arent worth the enjoyment i usually get for typing out words this is your only time away from work and you are wasting it - this website is your only thing in life to sit down on after you work all week. so dont talk
The Thai. They are good fellas.
>>201363646My savings account has £785,344Just my bank balance has 2 quid, mong
>>201363594Any ethnic British citizen wanting to leave should have to pay a heavy emigration tax.
As I say, uses this as a social media platform. Outside of 4chan he is a nobody. I am completely and inarguably correct. He's scrambling for copes each time it gets mentioned.
if William Osman did more experiments that actually worked then id probably watch him. but hes a manchild hes in engineering its not like its R&D or INVENTING AHHAHAHA
>>201363686Aye in GTA
>>201363628Don’t think they realise that the top 10% of earners pay 80% of all tax and if they didn’t they would have to pay more or have less
>>201363686yeah well mine has £785,345 in it so kiss my arse
>>201363659Have to rent your arse to get some
>>201363696James likes this.
>>201363704lol
they should do a tellyvision show where people have to tell lies and other people have to guess if they're lying or not
Called my dog a smelly poo freak after picking up her smelly pooShe wasn't bothered
>>201363693lol
>>201363742if you're a nonce the bbc might want to have a word with you about this show
>>201363693lmao you just don't tell them you're leaving retard(t. left)
he looks like when people with glasses take their glasses off
>>201363742would i lie to you
>>201363661can you just try to be entertaining at least you are our jester, the spastic we all laugh at so act it
>>201363451I have another, worse computer>>201363469Nah I think the motherboard is fucked. This laptop has run without a battery before, just off mains power.>>201363475I think the motherboard is just fried, I've tried multiple things but it shows no life. It is pretty old at this point anyway.
There should be a TV show where someone with more money than me gives me money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlAMUPNNpxccrazy the number of people i'veheard about havign strokes in their 30s and we're not allowed to notice it came around the time of the vaccine
>>201363760What's so funny? White Britons moving to Australia while browns move in shouldn't be allowed.
>>201363772shut up wagie
>>201363594jews in a picklemeans a wars coming up
>>201363763That guy moved to China.
>>201363791White Britons are leaving because browns are moving in. You can’t charge them for going to live a better life. Nobody is paying that
>>201363517I used to drink 200mg of caffeine a day and went Cold Turkey a couple of months ago. I had constant headaches for the first few weeks and could barely keep my eyes open but now I feel fine.
There should be a tv show where it's only white people
>>201363801Would love to see you experimented on Weird new drugs just jabbed into your eyeballs lmfao You screaming for God's mercy. That would be so funny
lmao you just tell them you leaving retard hahaha me guys moved to china me british man
pickled jews for tea
>>201363827:O
>You screaming for God's mercy
>>201363831They're cowards who abandon their country.>You can’t charge them for going to live a better lifeThat's where you're wrong kiddo.
eating poo
>>201363763Room for one more?
a woman's knob
>>201363852wagie nice double down wagie where not only are you going to waste your only enjoyment of the week "because im here" you are going to sacrifice your own posting just so i post less. thats why you not CEO
>>201363855man's seething cos his greggs burnt down
opened a bottle of yazoo and it fizzed all over the place
>>201363874>Are you running away to China?>No just a holiday mate>Oh okay>*moves to China*It’s that easy
thinking about having a wank, followed by a short nap, followed by reading a book
>>201363901dance for us monkey
>>201363905hahaha me guys me moved to china i british man greggs it burn down :(
>>201363693Leftists are all for unrestricted immigration but can't hack capital flight
>>201363923correct
work for us wagie thanking you for tax money :) i dont have to do any jesting for that, LOL. go read a book
dandruffbergonamadone
*looks at the post count and breaks out in a cold sweat*lads...
>>201363944enjoy raising your daughter for rajesh to enjoy
Just saw a thread on outer int of a naked black woman
get it fucking made you stupid twat
>>201364010:(
>>201364016get it reported to the janitor for swift justice to be actioned
>>201364027got eem
you fucking listening? get it fucking made you prick
watching uncle roger on YouTube
>>201364057trying to but i'm on mum's wifi and it's making me wait 5 minutes
This is a 400 post thread
>>201364057not yet
>>201363715you can make money from this?
>>201364076Clear cookies
>>201364057do it yourself you fucking retard
ladswould you shag
>>201364090>>201364091fojf
>>201364104green dress? yeah
get the fucking new fucking made fucking now
honestly mental how women smell
>>201364120half moroccan half egyptianthat doesn't repulse you?
>>201364123ururhrhggh in a minute
get the fucking bottle-os metal slider doors kicked
emma edish incoming
>>201364149>>201364149>>201364149poo, migrate at 400
>>201364141No. Why would it?
Just saw a thread on outer int of a naked russian woman enticing Ukrainians
>>201364161battyclart
sticky poo keeping my bum cheeks shut because i eat bad
>>201364377how long have you been single
