>>201367446
Oh the man you your king and your bRATish race betrayed?

just seen a video when a fella's being arrested and the cop says "you killed your friends" and he says "i dindu nuffin" and then the camera pans left and there's a burning car and a couple of charred corpses sprawled on the road. mental what america is like.

need to cut out carbs for a bit but bread goes very well with everything i eat
very conflicting

Byzantine orthodoxy is better tho.
I have no arguments for this statement but it should be said

absolutely full to the brim with hatred

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yeah
we're fucked

>>201367502
Russian liberals did that.

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Had a haircut earlier, also basically asked out my hairdresser and got her number and we might be doing something either tonight or next weekend

got tricked into posting this in the Swedish thread so well done whoever did that to me

>>201367518
Bet you fat amerishart have never even eaten proper bread in your life

>>201367548
>UN
who?

>>201367584
we have a lot of bakeries here we dont just eat that plastic white bread you see at walmart

>>201367567
Ever shag her up the arse?

>>201367567
almost believed this post then i saw you're a bradleyposter and realised it was definitely a lie

>>201367567
blog on

>>201367637
it's spaedo who also linked the new to the swedish thread

>>201367661
all me

for the last week i’ve left my bike unlocked and unattended for about 7 hours each day near my bus stop, without a worry nor care, it never even moved an inch
such is life in the last remaining place of high-trust — the countryside

the occasional mousey meltdown is useful for keeping the tedious blogposting normalfreaks at bay, you see them start to crawl out of the woodwork when he hasn't been active in a while, writing lethally boring paragraphs about their jobs and investments and such

>>201367661
Am more of a positive schizophrenia symptom man myself

might move to massarmpooperds

juggling a poo

>>201367741
hallucinations, delusions and disorderly thoughts/behaviours?

tfw no yandere catgirl maid gf

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This Jimmy Saville guy… I mean this guy was a real JERK!

>>201367783
Yes but I can talk to reptilians no cap frfr the docs are liars

have done precisely fuck all today

>>201367829
ktim

>>201367805
I will not eat a single morsel of food until Norm Mcdonalds is dead and buried

>>201367721
>writing lethally boring paragraphs about their jobs and investments and such
lol i find this to be directed towards me

>>201367829
spent all day matching with some yank birds on tinder so i can mutually masturbate with them over facetime after dinner.

area's being gentrified lads
>went to get a haircut
>sit down
>you'll never guess what this battyclart says to me
>"Have you got an appointment sir?"

an appointment
for a fucking hair cut
madness

>>201367862
Pay a camwhore like the rest of us will ya shagmeister

sick of sunberg now

>>201367446
TOTAL CIRCASSIAN DEATH
>>201367548
TOTAL UN DEATH

haven’t been drinking all week

got a little albanian on a bike delivering me materials to get STEAMIMG

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>>201367637
bradley is the shagger's frog posting, you wouldn't get it

she might not even text me back today but the fact she went out of her way to write her number on a note for me after listening to two hours of my bullshit is enough for me

>>201367901
i used to go to a place that did appointments
once went to a barber and was sat there for 90 minutes before i said fuck this
haven't got time to sit and faff about

Don't think things could have turned out much worse

England is fundamentally a jewish country which should be partitioned by ethnic, nationalist and socialist Celtic ethnostates and partially occupied by Germany.

>>201367901
better than having to wait in a queue for half an hour

>>201367901
As the other haircut poster, I went to a salon, so I needed an appointment. An ordinary men's barbers likely wouldn't or shouldn't

doctors are liars though

>>201367933
your screenshot directly contradicts your post.

>two hours for a haircut
at least put some effort into your lies mate fs.

eating curry powder

>>201367937
could have been raped by a predatory homosexual and got 3 different strands of aids

>>201367989
It wasn't just a haircut it was a keratin treatment too

>>201367974
Good lad

>>201367937
You could have been a homeless junkie

>>201367933
>2 hour haircut
she probably gave you the number of her gay brother you massive bender

>>201368008
first time i bought this i thought you just added water to it to make a curry sauce, was very misled by its description

>>201368024
you're scrambling now lad.

>>201368042
>>201368024

>>201368062
woofter

>>201368024
>keratin treatment
now what on earth does that entail

>he talks to barbers
Icky behaviour

>>201368056
£135 I paid but it would have been a lot more but she waived the cost of the haircut itself and gave me a discount because I live on the same marina

I'm a successful businessman with £135 haircuts who gets women's numbers. You? Not that

mental how some lads are so obsessed with football like mate u get so passionate about these millionaires who don't know who the fuck u are

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>>201368111
getting digits all over the place

>>201367901
Those places are old boys clubs for masons

is this lad really trying to pretend that him and his bum-length poofter hair that he has treated to keep it straight and pretty like a woman's is getting anything but ridicule from women? lmao. lad even replies to himself to cheer himself on for getting dubs on 4chan. fucking hell.

buying a classic safety razor is genuinely life changing. makes shaving actually enjoyable

>>201368111
>businessman
What's your business then

gon get mi a big batty gyal at notting hill

>>201368169
car insurance

>>201368166
bought that 34c one and then started growing a beard like 6 months later fs haha. only really use it to clean up my cheeks and neckline these days but it's always nice.

>>201368169
erkk man?

feels like there's about 5 people on /brit/ at any given time now

big balls dangling low

>>201368234
mousenonce and the janny's failing to actually ban him has effectively killed /brit/.

why does semen get yellow when you're older

rorke gives me the ick

>>201368206
>insurance salesman
>businessman
Kek

>>201368257
>>201368260
kek

>dadberg came into my room
>farted
>then immediately left

kind of hate him lads

Smoking a cigar right now on my balcony.

>>201368289
he wants you to bum him

>>201368298
you like having big brown things in your mouth huh

>>201368289
>living with parents

hello little critter

packing my bags for the misty mountains, anybody want owt

>>201368331
yeh. i also eat poo (on my balcony)

>>201368289
inconceivably based

>>201368289
pretty funny tbqh

went to tesco to get shopping
couldn’t fit it all in my bag for life so carried my toilet roll in my hand
as i’m just getting outside some teenage hallion shouts ‘you’re going home to take a shite’ and people stare at me
traumatised lads

>>201368289
he's absolutely done you, hasn't he? eh? hasn't he?
send me his number, we'll get the bags in and go for a few pints ahaha ogle some slags ahaha

>>201368378
an inbred appalachian goblin to make my butler thanks

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>>201368378
me!

>only got £70 to last until Friday

oh boy.

>>201368459
me? 2200 quid
another 50 on food, 100 on bills, and the rest in the ISA

>>201368459
easy when /brit/ only spends £10 a week on food

>>201368378
bit of lembas bread please

>>201368378
a hop

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>>201368270
I'm currently like the second best salesman in a ftse 100 corporation, what are you? a clog making windmill gimp?

Just got the number of the nurse who assisted during the two hour anal bleaching

>>201368459
>£10 a day
easy

>>201368421
Have they never seen someone carry loo rolls before? It's quite common

>>201368562
Rattled spastic

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Why would God create humans and demand they worship him or condemn them to eternal suffering?
God shouldn’t have an ego. He’s God not man.
Is this what they mean when they say man was created in his image?
Much to think about

still on the tvburptoil
absolutely goated

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>>201368441
*raises paw*

showing /brit/ to my mum
please don't be weird lads

>>201368599
no real response then?

>>201368646
Most Blog On You Boring Bastard Of The Week

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are keir is struggling ;(

>>201368659
Yes I said rattled spastic you dense fucker lmao

>>201368658
already showed her the end of my cock last night lad

scratching my nuts

>>201368630
Diego isn’t here right now can I take a message?

>bradley poster larping again

>>201368630
he's just too op which doesnt make sense

>mong replying to shit bait again

>found a lump on right nut
It's curtains for me lads :(

>>201368630
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epicurean_paradox
Want you and diegsy to argue about this

>>201368683
you love to see it
reform surge

Footy on in a minute

>>201368777
Is it per chance your left nut?

>>201368683
>that reform uptick
but we won the narrative war leftypolxirs....

>>201368749
get them all wanked rorke

>>201368749
Where's this picture from?

>>201368828
outside your sisters bedroom

>>201368828
Queue outside your mums bedroom

>>201368749
where do they all shit and piss?

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>>201368862
>>201368863

>>201368865
assume they just take a lash out one of the holes into the sea

Yes yes well done for doing the joke

>>201368862
>>201368863
Look if you're not going to give a serious answer can you just not bother replying please
ta x

>>201368804
Watching sports is a waste of your life

Thomas "the rapist" partey

Want to go for an incelwalk but it's too bright out and all the normalmongs will be out

Wiped too hard after doing a poo and now I'm bleeding out the arse

>>201368971
Go for a walk down the sewers or the train tunnel so you can be amongst your own kind

>>201368931
he says on /brit/ without irony

>>201368971
did this earlier
some sort of dance festival here and saw all sorts of slags with their arses hanging out walking about
the wilberton is positively tingling

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my wife

>>201368749
get.
em.
in.

hey arch chads
linux 6.10.6 ready for install, have you got it in your distro yet?

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Bzzzzz

>>201369008
he says unasked

>>201369034
No mate I have a gf lol

>>201367548
>>201367590
why would anybody care what the UN has to say?

>>201369034
Like if you install arch you genuinely have too much time on your hand
Imagine having to think about doing updates lmao

>>201369056
that's great mate
i've got linux 6.10.6 installed

>>201369028
I don't think that's your wife
I think that's an actress from a popular television show and I highly doubt you know her in real life

>>201369054
>he
weird thing to assume

6.8.0-41 myself
thank you mint for giving me linux without giving me cancer

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>>201367548
the UN told us to make all temporary workers permanent residents LMAO

>>201369077
Great. And is that gonna make your life much better than the last version of Linux is it mate?

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>>201369038

What’s the point in Linux? Can it do anything that windows can’t?

Debian 12 works for me!

>>201369142
yeah might do
let me get the release notes shared with the /brit/ as you've asked

>>201369054
youll sit and listen like a good little cuck

>>201369006
's not a walk, it's an incelwalk. Very big difference.

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>>201369152
doesnt spy on you (by taking screenshots every x seconds)
doesnt take away features every 5 minutes

>>201369152
No it does everything the same except slower and uglier and you have to do everything manually. And most apps don’t work on it.

Tried it once dual booted on my Mac and it was shite.

>>201369152
it can do some things windows can't but probably windows can do more things linux can't
the real reason to use linux is 1) for fun and pleasure computing is a fun hobby and there's nothing wrong with trying out new things; and 2) windows has consistently gotten worse for a decade and windows 11 is genuinely a horrible experience like for basic computing (web browsing etc.) that can be done better on other systems

>>201369152
yeah mate look up windows recall
on top of making you log in to a microsoft account, they're sending screenshots of your pc to redmond as you're using it
you've gotta be a cuck to use windows these days, a proper mark

>>201369187
Right. Anything non schizophrenia related?

>>201368037
still time

>>201369187
Genuinely sounds useful desu, why would anyone be against that if it’s optional?

Unless you’re a paedo or something and you have stuff on your PC that you shouldn’t?

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>>201369034
>>201369069
>>201369077
>>201369122
>>201369142
>>201369152
>>201369154
for me? it's GOTTA be artix linux (arch without systemd)

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Didn't think this was too political

so thats summer over then

>>201369239
>i use linux
>i use arch
>i don't use systemd
the rare triple fedora

shite weather but at least the ducks will be happy x

>>201369246
absolutely baking today, thermo on 22c
i was saying summers over but sunberg has come on for an encore

>>201369242
There isn’t a rule for “yank shit nobody cares about in /brit/“ yet so it probably got labelled under that x

>>201369239
Looks amazing that mate can it do anything that my windows pc can’t?

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>>201369234
>if it’s optional

any good places you can watch webcams?
not sex stuff, just want to be autistic and see random places around the world

>>201369234
what if somoene made every brit post youve ever made public

>>201369304
yeah literally thousands mate
have you heard of this new thing called google?

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>>201369216
windows has been an ongoing humiliation ritual for years now
>>201369234
>if it's optional
on by default. screenshots all your porn viewing, your passwords, logins, bank info, etc. great for doxxing, blackmail, etc if somebody can get ahold of it (it's stored unencrypted so should be pretty easy)

>>201369295
Doesn’t happen on my machine

>>201369320
yeah duckduckgo more like

>>201369328
remember when you could install windows without an account

wish we could listen to police radio chatter like the yanks can

>>201369343
duckduckgofuckyourself

>>201369350
You can

>>201369266
i used gentoo for a bit but it took hours to compile things so i gave up

feel more kinness with insects than I do people or pets

if there's one thing i hate it's gary neville

>>201369364
how

>>201369366
>you can now install arch with a script
>you can now install binaries on gentoo
they're really taking the autism out of linux

why does sunberg always appear moments after i wank and have no desire to be outside

>>201369401
Steal a policeman’s radio

hello you utter idiots

building a text editor in javascript

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>>201369373

>>201369401
become a police person

>>201369363
rude

eating poo

Remember the 2010 BNP manifesto?
https://general-election-2010.co.uk/bnp-manifesto-2010-general-election/

>>201369314
And why would that happen mate?
>>201369325
Don’t have that on my PC mate

>>201369425
why

cunt deliveroo took my order over 80 mins ago from sainos and its still not here

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how are you supposed to defend against someone with a knife?

>>201369491
lmao who does a deliveroo for sainos you lazy cunt

>>201369282
na there's just a new janny who picks and chooses random posts that annoy him and bans people for them. seen lads getting banned for the most mundane posts cuz it hurts this one janny's feelings. he only ever dishes out 3 day bans so people can't appeal and therefore it never gets back to him what he's doing.

anyway, was that law about coppers having to let pregnant women piss in their helmets real or just a myth?

>>201368698
Yeah but you're the one who's rattled about the broad difference between what I do and what you do in your little dutch hut

>>201369524
how are you supposed to defend against someone with pepper spray?

>>201368956
Where is this party?

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>>201369266
>>201369411
I also use debian for when I want something that "just works"

>>201369524
roll under their legs and get them in a headlock

>>201369524
Chainmail and a sledgehammer

>>201369469
it's fun

>>201369524
I normally go with a Sweet Chin Music. What about you mate?

cba to eat wank or poo

What's happening in Britain represents the culmination of a generation of failed “invade the world, invite the world” policies.

>>201368683
Voting for reform is mainstream. There's no joke about it like ukip. The ukipsss. bloody ukip. ukip card.

Nah reform is real

>>201369524
just make it legal everywhere for women and illegal for men

>>201369580
dont eat poo mate

>>201369239
What are the actual reasons for not using systemd? "Oh no it does too many things?"

how can you tell if it's a fedora or thigh highs these days

nice that it feels like my fan is now blowing cool air
feels like the menace of sunberg is retreating for the year

>>201369536
>anyway, was that law about coppers having to let pregnant women piss in their helmets real or just a myth?
i feel like there's not a law against weeing in anyone's hat as long as it's consensual
if some heavily pregnant women was gasping for a wee and my hat was the only nearby receptacle i'd let her
hell i'd let her use my mouth

tap dancing to gay porn

how long until she gets herself arrested
https://x.com/Miss_Snuffy/status/1827233564749934827

>>201369524
you knoife em back mate

>>201369622
dunno what this post means

>>201369616
but eat your wank. it's nutritional

>>201369564
Do you actually need 128 gigs of RAM?

>>201369642
what is it im scared to click

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>>201369578
for me it's the humble shooting star press

>>201367661
Modern culture is forcing us into mental health crisis

>>201369642
very funny watching middle class people trying to be controversial and coming out with shit only the liberal elite would be offended by
meanwhile daz is tweeting out DEPORT THEM ALL AND DROWN THEM IN THE CHANNEL and centrists snooze

>>201369459
Member the elliot Rodger one

>>201369691
looool
man looking like a cartoon

>>201369620
basically. it tries to do too much and a lot of it is broken/half assed. like the way networking is handled.

got the rice cooking

>>201369679
it's a negro being gunned down in the street. he gets shot about 40 or 50 times and the fellas watching the security cam footage are laughing while they watch it.

>>201369691
anyone got that video of the fella who does the slut drop and his willy rips clear out of his trousers? this lad's trousers reminded me of it and it makes me cackle every time.

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>>201369642
they shit him?

>>201367741
You visited the coffeeshop a bit too often, Jan?

Britain is a physiognomically ugly country.

>>201369753
gonna do some rice soon
with a bean chilli

>>201369676
it was cheap (like $300) so why not?

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Hey, Brits!, You got some balls still, so I recon that this message is more usefull here. How much damage do you think you can do with a boat and an air-rifle?

>>201369753
>>201369783
hope you rinsed it first

>>201369785
>so why not
have you considered the carbon impact?

>>201369807
not my problem

>>201369801
life is too short to rinse rice
give me all the starch and give me it now

here comes johnny yen again

>>201369742
It's used by Canonical and Red Hat though. Those companies need reliable software in order to keep making money. So I figure systemd is probably fine. And I'm too lazy to research it.

Maybe that makes me dumb but that's my approach.

Chik fil a tv. what is happening

total rice death

how much do you reckon a decent flat for a single male would cost?

>>201369783
nice.

>>201369801
yeh ofc. gave it a thorough washing

>>201369875
Your soul

>>201369837
so the "unix philosophy" is that software should do *one thing and do it well* and systemd is kind of the antithesis of that where is controls half your system and perhaps doesn't do everything quite so well

>>201369875
more than you can afford

>asked mum for beans for tea
>she's making green beans instead
betrayed by my own kin

>>201369875
200k

>>201369875
my flat costs me £695 per month and it suits my need perfectly

Please stop resisting all the joy in your world

>>201369902
green beans are pengers though
based mum

got a flyer through the door for an Italian takeaway and they actually have pasta delivery

I want to eat more broad beans

>>201369940
get the carbonara in for the lads

sick of AI youtube thumbnails

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>>201369837
it's fine when it's fine but if you ever want to change anything, it's a nightmare.

the guy behind it works for microsoft and hates linux and the philosophies behind FLOSS. he thinks linux should be like android (os locked down and users, even root, cant make changes) with just user data/apps changeable

>>201369912
rent or mortgage?

>>201369902
it's a chicken stir fry for me
lush x55

>>201369940
diego sprinting over to your place screaming through the letterbox demanding you give him the flyer

>>201369885
Yeah I've heard that argument. But I don't really care about the size of a program, I just care whether it works to be honest. Again maybe that makes me dumb but whatever.

>>201369964
get a few thousand views per video on my fully AI channel. the future of the internet is just AI talking to AI and consuming AI content.

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>>201369954
i've been doing a broad bean pea and spinach lasagne of late
pretty good
you need to lash a bit of extra flavour in there so i cook it in a white wine and mustard sauce

Black Myth Wukong is ludo

>>201369976
looks mouldy. whats all that green stuff?

>>201370004
no you dont

>>201370041
ok

>>201370011
i wouldnt feed that to my dog

>>201369981
rent yeah

>>201370001
it doesn't make you dumb it's just different philosophies
like most computer users just want a machine that works and works for them but some people have very specific views about computer that they're entitled to and the freedom of linux allows them to explore those views and that's good too i reckon

>>201369976
risotto sandwich?
>>201370036
healthiest american

>>201370072
yeah probably a bit too heavy on the cheese for a dog you shouldn't be giving them that much salt

>>201370011
looks like its had a trip through elton john's colon first

The cronem leaving internal damage inside Timmy's future wife

>>201370085
yeah
a daring fusion but tastes good

>>201369875
i pay 390 a month for a 2 bedroom terraced house that suits me

i see dead people

>>201370130
so basically an inferior arancini.

>>201370137
*looks up from my bloody machete*
yeah same

is all this really necessary

>>201370132
you must live in a dire poorthern shithole

freaky ass nigga

>6 non-filtered posts in the last 5 minutes
/brit/ is dead.

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>>201370000
For deegs

>>201370276
maybe dont use your anti-cyberbulling software then

>£8 for soggy luke warm pasta
lol

>>201370330
no different from bread (pizza) or noodles

The government want to ban the Atherstone Ball Game now

>>201370276
imagine not having stubs turned off. you fucking mongoloid

fuck me dead aw ma gaawd meeehn fwaaurkenn eelllll baaaaaa

>>201370330
what kind of cunt's eating boiling hot pasta?

white people genuinely take their food off the heat then immediately eat it

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wanking

is it too early to drink a third pint?

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>>201370437

wyippo be eating dey food hot an shit loool

>>201370251
98% white small town, yes in the North

>>201370437
>>201370460
ugly blokes in dresses is it

fucking boring game of football this
i was told it would be good

>>201370506
mines an actual female not sure why he responded with that ugly tranny

Lingling on the Chinese phone sounds like a sultry little minx
Might have to pop down there and have a butchers at who's getting my sperms rustled before dinner

Make a new thread, I have a quality post to make and I'm not wasting it here

>>201370571
don't know how sorry

>>201370562
ye ok virgin

>>201370606
>>201370606
>>201370606
new

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hang on, isn't foreign interference in elections wrong and evil?

>>201370604
You won't be saying that when I'm chicken balls deep in chinese minge

Mandatory massive silicone boob implants for all women and weak men