Russian Orthodoxy edition
>>201367446Oh the man you your king and your bRATish race betrayed?
just seen a video when a fella's being arrested and the cop says "you killed your friends" and he says "i dindu nuffin" and then the camera pans left and there's a burning car and a couple of charred corpses sprawled on the road. mental what america is like.
need to cut out carbs for a bit but bread goes very well with everything i eatvery conflicting
Byzantine orthodoxy is better tho. I have no arguments for this statement but it should be said
absolutely full to the brim with hatred
yeahwe're fucked
>>201367502Russian liberals did that.
Had a haircut earlier, also basically asked out my hairdresser and got her number and we might be doing something either tonight or next weekendgot tricked into posting this in the Swedish thread so well done whoever did that to me
>>201367518Bet you fat amerishart have never even eaten proper bread in your life
>>201367548>UNwho?
>>201367584we have a lot of bakeries here we dont just eat that plastic white bread you see at walmart
>>201367567Ever shag her up the arse?
>>201367567almost believed this post then i saw you're a bradleyposter and realised it was definitely a lie
>>201367567blog on
>>201367637it's spaedo who also linked the new to the swedish thread
>>201367661all me
for the last week i’ve left my bike unlocked and unattended for about 7 hours each day near my bus stop, without a worry nor care, it never even moved an inch such is life in the last remaining place of high-trust — the countryside
the occasional mousey meltdown is useful for keeping the tedious blogposting normalfreaks at bay, you see them start to crawl out of the woodwork when he hasn't been active in a while, writing lethally boring paragraphs about their jobs and investments and such
>>201367661Am more of a positive schizophrenia symptom man myself
might move to massarmpooperds
juggling a poo
>>201367741hallucinations, delusions and disorderly thoughts/behaviours?
tfw no yandere catgirl maid gf
This Jimmy Saville guy… I mean this guy was a real JERK!
>>201367783Yes but I can talk to reptilians no cap frfr the docs are liars
have done precisely fuck all today
>>201367829ktim
>>201367805I will not eat a single morsel of food until Norm Mcdonalds is dead and buried
>>201367721>writing lethally boring paragraphs about their jobs and investments and suchlol i find this to be directed towards me
>>201367829spent all day matching with some yank birds on tinder so i can mutually masturbate with them over facetime after dinner.
area's being gentrified lads>went to get a haircut>sit down>you'll never guess what this battyclart says to me>"Have you got an appointment sir?"an appointmentfor a fucking hair cutmadness
>>201367862Pay a camwhore like the rest of us will ya shagmeister
sick of sunberg now
>>201367446TOTAL CIRCASSIAN DEATH>>201367548TOTAL UN DEATH
haven’t been drinking all week got a little albanian on a bike delivering me materials to get STEAMIMG
>>201367637bradley is the shagger's frog posting, you wouldn't get itshe might not even text me back today but the fact she went out of her way to write her number on a note for me after listening to two hours of my bullshit is enough for me
>>201367901i used to go to a place that did appointmentsonce went to a barber and was sat there for 90 minutes before i said fuck thishaven't got time to sit and faff about
Don't think things could have turned out much worse
England is fundamentally a jewish country which should be partitioned by ethnic, nationalist and socialist Celtic ethnostates and partially occupied by Germany.
>>201367901better than having to wait in a queue for half an hour
>>201367901As the other haircut poster, I went to a salon, so I needed an appointment. An ordinary men's barbers likely wouldn't or shouldn't
doctors are liars though
>>201367933your screenshot directly contradicts your post.>two hours for a haircutat least put some effort into your lies mate fs.
eating curry powder
>>201367937could have been raped by a predatory homosexual and got 3 different strands of aids
>>201367989It wasn't just a haircut it was a keratin treatment too
>>201367974Good lad
>>201367937You could have been a homeless junkie
>>201367933>2 hour haircutshe probably gave you the number of her gay brother you massive bender
>>201368008first time i bought this i thought you just added water to it to make a curry sauce, was very misled by its description
>>201368024you're scrambling now lad.
>>201368042>>201368024
>>201368062woofter
>>201368024>keratin treatment now what on earth does that entail
>he talks to barbers Icky behaviour
>>201368056£135 I paid but it would have been a lot more but she waived the cost of the haircut itself and gave me a discount because I live on the same marinaI'm a successful businessman with £135 haircuts who gets women's numbers. You? Not that
mental how some lads are so obsessed with football like mate u get so passionate about these millionaires who don't know who the fuck u are
>>201368111getting digits all over the place
>>201367901Those places are old boys clubs for masons
is this lad really trying to pretend that him and his bum-length poofter hair that he has treated to keep it straight and pretty like a woman's is getting anything but ridicule from women? lmao. lad even replies to himself to cheer himself on for getting dubs on 4chan. fucking hell.
buying a classic safety razor is genuinely life changing. makes shaving actually enjoyable
>>201368111>businessmanWhat's your business then
gon get mi a big batty gyal at notting hill
>>201368169car insurance
>>201368166bought that 34c one and then started growing a beard like 6 months later fs haha. only really use it to clean up my cheeks and neckline these days but it's always nice.
>>201368169erkk man?
feels like there's about 5 people on /brit/ at any given time now
big balls dangling low
>>201368234mousenonce and the janny's failing to actually ban him has effectively killed /brit/.
why does semen get yellow when you're older
rorke gives me the ick
>>201368206>insurance salesman>businessmanKek
>>201368257>>201368260kek
>dadberg came into my room>farted>then immediately leftkind of hate him lads
Smoking a cigar right now on my balcony.
>>201368289he wants you to bum him
>>201368298you like having big brown things in your mouth huh
>>201368289>living with parentshello little critter
packing my bags for the misty mountains, anybody want owt
>>201368331yeh. i also eat poo (on my balcony)
>>201368289inconceivably based
>>201368289pretty funny tbqh
went to tesco to get shopping couldn’t fit it all in my bag for life so carried my toilet roll in my hand as i’m just getting outside some teenage hallion shouts ‘you’re going home to take a shite’ and people stare at me traumatised lads
>>201368289he's absolutely done you, hasn't he? eh? hasn't he?send me his number, we'll get the bags in and go for a few pints ahaha ogle some slags ahaha
>>201368378an inbred appalachian goblin to make my butler thanks
>>201368378me!
>only got £70 to last until Fridayoh boy.
>>201368459me? 2200 quidanother 50 on food, 100 on bills, and the rest in the ISA
>>201368459easy when /brit/ only spends £10 a week on food
>>201368378bit of lembas bread please
>>201368378a hop
>>201368270I'm currently like the second best salesman in a ftse 100 corporation, what are you? a clog making windmill gimp?
Just got the number of the nurse who assisted during the two hour anal bleaching
>>201368459>£10 a dayeasy
>>201368421Have they never seen someone carry loo rolls before? It's quite common
>>201368562Rattled spastic
Why would God create humans and demand they worship him or condemn them to eternal suffering?God shouldn’t have an ego. He’s God not man.Is this what they mean when they say man was created in his image?Much to think about
still on the tvburptoilabsolutely goated
>>201368441*raises paw*
showing /brit/ to my mumplease don't be weird lads
>>201368599no real response then?
>>201368646Most Blog On You Boring Bastard Of The Week
are keir is struggling ;(
>>201368659Yes I said rattled spastic you dense fucker lmao
>>201368658already showed her the end of my cock last night lad
scratching my nuts
>>201368630Diego isn’t here right now can I take a message?
>bradley poster larping again
>>201368630he's just too op which doesnt make sense
>mong replying to shit bait again
>found a lump on right nutIt's curtains for me lads :(
>>201368630https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epicurean_paradoxWant you and diegsy to argue about this
>>201368683you love to see itreform surge
Footy on in a minute
>>201368777Is it per chance your left nut?
>>201368683>that reform uptickbut we won the narrative war leftypolxirs....
>>201368749get them all wanked rorke
>>201368749Where's this picture from?
>>201368828outside your sisters bedroom
>>201368828Queue outside your mums bedroom
>>201368749where do they all shit and piss?
>>201368862>>201368863
>>201368865assume they just take a lash out one of the holes into the sea
Yes yes well done for doing the joke
>>201368862>>201368863Look if you're not going to give a serious answer can you just not bother replying please ta x
>>201368804Watching sports is a waste of your life
Thomas "the rapist" partey
Want to go for an incelwalk but it's too bright out and all the normalmongs will be out
Wiped too hard after doing a poo and now I'm bleeding out the arse
>>201368971Go for a walk down the sewers or the train tunnel so you can be amongst your own kind
>>201368931he says on /brit/ without irony
>>201368971did this earlier some sort of dance festival here and saw all sorts of slags with their arses hanging out walking about the wilberton is positively tingling
my wife
>>201368749get.em.in.
hey arch chadslinux 6.10.6 ready for install, have you got it in your distro yet?
Bzzzzz
>>201369008he says unasked
>>201369034No mate I have a gf lol
>>201367548>>201367590why would anybody care what the UN has to say?
>>201369034Like if you install arch you genuinely have too much time on your handImagine having to think about doing updates lmao
>>201369056that's great matei've got linux 6.10.6 installed
>>201369028I don't think that's your wifeI think that's an actress from a popular television show and I highly doubt you know her in real life
>>201369054>heweird thing to assume
6.8.0-41 myselfthank you mint for giving me linux without giving me cancer
>>201367548the UN told us to make all temporary workers permanent residents LMAO
>>201369077Great. And is that gonna make your life much better than the last version of Linux is it mate?
>>201369038
What’s the point in Linux? Can it do anything that windows can’t?
Debian 12 works for me!
>>201369142yeah might dolet me get the release notes shared with the /brit/ as you've asked
>>201369054youll sit and listen like a good little cuck
>>201369006's not a walk, it's an incelwalk. Very big difference.
>>201369152doesnt spy on you (by taking screenshots every x seconds)doesnt take away features every 5 minutes
>>201369152No it does everything the same except slower and uglier and you have to do everything manually. And most apps don’t work on it. Tried it once dual booted on my Mac and it was shite.
>>201369152it can do some things windows can't but probably windows can do more things linux can't the real reason to use linux is 1) for fun and pleasure computing is a fun hobby and there's nothing wrong with trying out new things; and 2) windows has consistently gotten worse for a decade and windows 11 is genuinely a horrible experience like for basic computing (web browsing etc.) that can be done better on other systems
>>201369152yeah mate look up windows recallon top of making you log in to a microsoft account, they're sending screenshots of your pc to redmond as you're using ityou've gotta be a cuck to use windows these days, a proper mark
>>201369187Right. Anything non schizophrenia related?
>>201368037still time
>>201369187Genuinely sounds useful desu, why would anyone be against that if it’s optional?Unless you’re a paedo or something and you have stuff on your PC that you shouldn’t?
>>201369034>>201369069>>201369077>>201369122>>201369142>>201369152>>201369154for me? it's GOTTA be artix linux (arch without systemd)
Didn't think this was too political
so thats summer over then
>>201369239>i use linux>i use arch>i don't use systemdthe rare triple fedora
shite weather but at least the ducks will be happy x
>>201369246absolutely baking today, thermo on 22c i was saying summers over but sunberg has come on for an encore
>>201369242There isn’t a rule for “yank shit nobody cares about in /brit/“ yet so it probably got labelled under that x
>>201369239Looks amazing that mate can it do anything that my windows pc can’t?
>>201369234>if it’s optional
any good places you can watch webcams?not sex stuff, just want to be autistic and see random places around the world
>>201369234what if somoene made every brit post youve ever made public
>>201369304yeah literally thousands matehave you heard of this new thing called google?
>>201369216windows has been an ongoing humiliation ritual for years now>>201369234>if it's optionalon by default. screenshots all your porn viewing, your passwords, logins, bank info, etc. great for doxxing, blackmail, etc if somebody can get ahold of it (it's stored unencrypted so should be pretty easy)
>>201369295Doesn’t happen on my machine
>>201369320yeah duckduckgo more like
>>201369328remember when you could install windows without an account
wish we could listen to police radio chatter like the yanks can
>>201369343duckduckgofuckyourself
>>201369350You can
>>201369266i used gentoo for a bit but it took hours to compile things so i gave up
feel more kinness with insects than I do people or pets
if there's one thing i hate it's gary neville
>>201369364how
>>201369366>you can now install arch with a script>you can now install binaries on gentoothey're really taking the autism out of linux
why does sunberg always appear moments after i wank and have no desire to be outside
>>201369401Steal a policeman’s radio
hello you utter idiots
building a text editor in javascript
>>201369373
>>201369401become a police person
>>201369363rude
eating poo
Remember the 2010 BNP manifesto?https://general-election-2010.co.uk/bnp-manifesto-2010-general-election/
>>201369314And why would that happen mate?>>201369325Don’t have that on my PC mate
>>201369425why
cunt deliveroo took my order over 80 mins ago from sainos and its still not here
how are you supposed to defend against someone with a knife?
>>201369491lmao who does a deliveroo for sainos you lazy cunt
>>201369282na there's just a new janny who picks and chooses random posts that annoy him and bans people for them. seen lads getting banned for the most mundane posts cuz it hurts this one janny's feelings. he only ever dishes out 3 day bans so people can't appeal and therefore it never gets back to him what he's doing.anyway, was that law about coppers having to let pregnant women piss in their helmets real or just a myth?
>>201368698Yeah but you're the one who's rattled about the broad difference between what I do and what you do in your little dutch hut
>>201369524how are you supposed to defend against someone with pepper spray?
>>201368956Where is this party?
>>201369266>>201369411I also use debian for when I want something that "just works"
>>201369524roll under their legs and get them in a headlock
>>201369524Chainmail and a sledgehammer
>>201369469it's fun
>>201369524I normally go with a Sweet Chin Music. What about you mate?
cba to eat wank or poo
What's happening in Britain represents the culmination of a generation of failed “invade the world, invite the world” policies.
>>201368683Voting for reform is mainstream. There's no joke about it like ukip. The ukipsss. bloody ukip. ukip card.Nah reform is real
>>201369524just make it legal everywhere for women and illegal for men
>>201369580dont eat poo mate
>>201369239What are the actual reasons for not using systemd? "Oh no it does too many things?"
how can you tell if it's a fedora or thigh highs these days
nice that it feels like my fan is now blowing cool airfeels like the menace of sunberg is retreating for the year
>>201369536>anyway, was that law about coppers having to let pregnant women piss in their helmets real or just a myth?i feel like there's not a law against weeing in anyone's hat as long as it's consensualif some heavily pregnant women was gasping for a wee and my hat was the only nearby receptacle i'd let herhell i'd let her use my mouth
tap dancing to gay porn
how long until she gets herself arrested https://x.com/Miss_Snuffy/status/1827233564749934827
>>201369524you knoife em back mate
>>201369622dunno what this post means
>>201369616but eat your wank. it's nutritional
>>201369564Do you actually need 128 gigs of RAM?
>>201369642what is it im scared to click
>>201369578for me it's the humble shooting star press
>>201367661Modern culture is forcing us into mental health crisis
>>201369642very funny watching middle class people trying to be controversial and coming out with shit only the liberal elite would be offended bymeanwhile daz is tweeting out DEPORT THEM ALL AND DROWN THEM IN THE CHANNEL and centrists snooze
>>201369459Member the elliot Rodger one
>>201369691loooolman looking like a cartoon
>>201369620basically. it tries to do too much and a lot of it is broken/half assed. like the way networking is handled.
got the rice cooking
>>201369679it's a negro being gunned down in the street. he gets shot about 40 or 50 times and the fellas watching the security cam footage are laughing while they watch it.>>201369691anyone got that video of the fella who does the slut drop and his willy rips clear out of his trousers? this lad's trousers reminded me of it and it makes me cackle every time.
>>201369642they shit him?
>>201367741You visited the coffeeshop a bit too often, Jan?
Britain is a physiognomically ugly country.
>>201369753gonna do some rice soonwith a bean chilli
>>201369676it was cheap (like $300) so why not?
Hey, Brits!, You got some balls still, so I recon that this message is more usefull here. How much damage do you think you can do with a boat and an air-rifle?
>>201369753>>201369783hope you rinsed it first
>>201369785>so why nothave you considered the carbon impact?
>>201369807not my problem
>>201369801life is too short to rinse ricegive me all the starch and give me it now
here comes johnny yen again
>>201369742It's used by Canonical and Red Hat though. Those companies need reliable software in order to keep making money. So I figure systemd is probably fine. And I'm too lazy to research it.Maybe that makes me dumb but that's my approach.
Chik fil a tv. what is happening
total rice death
how much do you reckon a decent flat for a single male would cost?
>>201369783nice. >>201369801yeh ofc. gave it a thorough washing
>>201369875Your soul
>>201369837so the "unix philosophy" is that software should do *one thing and do it well* and systemd is kind of the antithesis of that where is controls half your system and perhaps doesn't do everything quite so well
>>201369875more than you can afford
>asked mum for beans for tea>she's making green beans insteadbetrayed by my own kin
>>201369875200k
>>201369875my flat costs me £695 per month and it suits my need perfectly
Please stop resisting all the joy in your world
>>201369902green beans are pengers thoughbased mum
got a flyer through the door for an Italian takeaway and they actually have pasta delivery
I want to eat more broad beans
>>201369940get the carbonara in for the lads
sick of AI youtube thumbnails
>>201369837it's fine when it's fine but if you ever want to change anything, it's a nightmare.the guy behind it works for microsoft and hates linux and the philosophies behind FLOSS. he thinks linux should be like android (os locked down and users, even root, cant make changes) with just user data/apps changeable
>>201369912rent or mortgage?
>>201369902it's a chicken stir fry for melush x55
>>201369940diego sprinting over to your place screaming through the letterbox demanding you give him the flyer
>>201369885Yeah I've heard that argument. But I don't really care about the size of a program, I just care whether it works to be honest. Again maybe that makes me dumb but whatever.
>>201369964get a few thousand views per video on my fully AI channel. the future of the internet is just AI talking to AI and consuming AI content.
>>201369954i've been doing a broad bean pea and spinach lasagne of latepretty goodyou need to lash a bit of extra flavour in there so i cook it in a white wine and mustard sauce
Black Myth Wukong is ludo
>>201369976looks mouldy. whats all that green stuff?
>>201370004no you dont
>>201370041ok
>>201370011i wouldnt feed that to my dog
>>201369981rent yeah>>201370001it doesn't make you dumb it's just different philosophieslike most computer users just want a machine that works and works for them but some people have very specific views about computer that they're entitled to and the freedom of linux allows them to explore those views and that's good too i reckon
>>201369976risotto sandwich?>>201370036healthiest american
>>201370072yeah probably a bit too heavy on the cheese for a dog you shouldn't be giving them that much salt
>>201370011looks like its had a trip through elton john's colon first
The cronem leaving internal damage inside Timmy's future wife
>>201370085yeah a daring fusion but tastes good
>>201369875i pay 390 a month for a 2 bedroom terraced house that suits me
i see dead people
>>201370130so basically an inferior arancini.
>>201370137*looks up from my bloody machete*yeah same
is all this really necessary
>>201370132you must live in a dire poorthern shithole
freaky ass nigga
>6 non-filtered posts in the last 5 minutes/brit/ is dead.
>>201370000For deegs
>>201370276maybe dont use your anti-cyberbulling software then
>£8 for soggy luke warm pastalol
>>201370330no different from bread (pizza) or noodles
The government want to ban the Atherstone Ball Game now
>>201370276imagine not having stubs turned off. you fucking mongoloid
fuck me dead aw ma gaawd meeehn fwaaurkenn eelllll baaaaaa
>>201370330what kind of cunt's eating boiling hot pasta?
white people genuinely take their food off the heat then immediately eat it
wanking
is it too early to drink a third pint?
>>201370437
wyippo be eating dey food hot an shit loool
>>20137025198% white small town, yes in the North
>>201370437>>201370460ugly blokes in dresses is it
fucking boring game of football thisi was told it would be good
>>201370506mines an actual female not sure why he responded with that ugly tranny
Lingling on the Chinese phone sounds like a sultry little minxMight have to pop down there and have a butchers at who's getting my sperms rustled before dinner
Make a new thread, I have a quality post to make and I'm not wasting it here
>>201370571don't know how sorry
>>201370562ye ok virgin
>>201370606>>201370606>>201370606new
hang on, isn't foreign interference in elections wrong and evil?
>>201370604You won't be saying that when I'm chicken balls deep in chinese minge
Mandatory massive silicone boob implants for all women and weak men